Translated by Yoonie of Exiled Rebels Translations
Editor: Rattie
The next morning, the crew gladly accepted their day off, since Director Zhongâs waist was hurting like hell.
âEven the bed collapsed!â Su Nuo said angrily while eating breakfast. Why were they doing it so hard?!
They were clearly just showing off their relationship!
Iâm not jealous at all!
Although this matter should totally be on the news, the local villagers had always been really simple, so naturally they wouldnât suspect that anything was going on. Instead, they felt very guiltyâit was probably because the wooden bed was damaged by humidity, and nobody checked to see if it was safe to sleep on, so the bed support wouldnât be able to bear the weight of two men. âIâm really sorry, production team!â
âUncle Liu, you donât have to apologize.â ZhongLi FengBai leaned against a tree while holding his waist, his face pale. He tried to comfort the village chief, but his posture was like that of a pregnant woman. âThis is entirely our fault, we will absolutely pay for the bed.â
âDonât say that.â The village chief waved his hand. âThis bed is ours, I for sure cannot blame you for it collapsing. The money shouldnât even be mentioned; you donât need to pay for it.â
âThe bed collapsed because he was too... fat!â said ZhongLi FengBai with a tomato-colored face, and he looked angrily at Mu Qiu who was standing next to him.
Mu Qiuâs expression was forced. After the inspection of the bed, it was clearly because the bed support had decayedâbut he stood there without saying anything since he knew not to argue with his wife! In this kind of situation, I must not create conflict with my wife!!
However, the people in the production team knew what happened that night. How can they do it so hard to the point that even the bed collapsed?! Mu Qiu definitely did it too hard! Thatâs incredible! Everyone covered their faces while thinking the same thoughts! Releasing seven times a night sounded like nothing, making the bed collapse was the real deal!
This was the fight between men!
âStop eating!â When the village chief said his regards and left, ZhongLi FengBai looked at MuQiu angrily. âYouâre sleeping on the roof tonight! If you dare to get on the bed, Iâll divorce you! Actually, Iâm going to divorce you right now!â
This time!
I probably!
Canât even!
Look people in the eye!
âItâs not that of a big deal.â Mu Qiu tried to comfort ZhongLi FengBai as he fed him.
âItâs not a big deal when a bed collapses!?â ZhongLi FengBai roared with a piece of lettuce in his mouth.
So shameful!!!
Although Director Zhong has exploded to the extreme, quarreling this kind of thing must be between two people to succeed! Right now, a grumpy one and a quiet one couldnât possibly quarrel! So, ZhongLi FengBai complained for a while by himself. It was very boring and the director soon quietly stopped and said nothing afterwards.
âDirector.â The male support 2 pushed the door open, carrying a bunch of wildflowers.
Mu Qiu: .....
âWhat are you doing here?â Director Zhong was a bit angry! Didnât I say no one was allowed to visit?!
âIâm here on behalf of the production crew! I wish the director a speedy recovery!â The male support 2 said without hesitation, but he didnât really want to come ah! But he also lost the rock paper scissor bet!
ZhongLi Fengbaiâs face was full of strong resentment!
He must!
Have come here!
To laugh at us!
The male support 2 quickly handed over the bouquet, âThese are the flowers that the deputy director and the screenwriter personally handpicked from a hill with dew!â This bouquet really fitted with the directorâs literary temperament!
â...... Thank you.â Mu Qiu stood up and took the flowers, âDo you want to sit down?â
You dare let him sit down! The directorâs eyes immediately bursted with flames.
Fortunately, the male support 2 was very understanding of the situation and declined.
âIs his name Lin Le?â Mu Qiu sat back by the bed, âHe seems different from before.â
âWhat do you mean?â ZhongLi FengBai found a peach and started munching on it.
âHe looks better.â Mu Qiu casually said.
THE HELL?! How dare he say someone looks good other than me! âThen you go sleep with him!â I never said that YeWu Feng looks better than you, even though he was indeed handsomer than you!
Mu Qiu didnât know whether to laugh or cry, so he reached out to pinch ZhongLi FengBaiâs face, âYouâre so jealous all the time.â
ZhongLi FengBai didnât respond, maintaining a calm and cold expression. He continued to eat the fruit, and completely disregarded the splatter of the juice from the fruit on his face!
They were like a long-married couple!
On the contrary, Su XiaoNuo was very depressed! Not only did he not have a handsome director by his side, but he was also cruelly abandoned by Dai An!
âDonât sleep!â Su Nuo poked Daiâs belly.
âIâm so tired!â Dai An hid his head in the covers, âAfter breakfast we should go to bed, we finally got a break after so long.â
âUgh. Youâre gonna die of obesity!â Su Nuo sat on him and shook his shoulders for a while, but he didnât make any progress in waking Dai An up. So, he climbed up to the roof, and opened his phone while enduring the slow internet speed.
There were still a lot of comments on his personal homepage, but it wasnât as many as when he came out to everyone. After all, there arenât that many boring people in the world, and not everyone will discriminate against his sexual orientation.
Su Nuo was in a good mood and replied to a few comments. And then he quickly signed out of his account and went on Mr. Qiuâs homepage!
However, because the signal in this village was really bad, there were fewer Qiu ZiYanâs posts. The most recent one was when they just entered the village to start filming, and the content was actually Su Nuo riding on a horse facing the sun.
Nani? Su Nuo stared at his phone dumbstruck! This no-brain-all-chest man took my picture! Did he eat too much that his brain started to rot?! He took the picture while I was dizzy on the horse. That was simply abominable! And the picture was so ugly! The text was also very simple â âweâre about to go into the mountains, the air is fresh.â
The air was very good, so take a picture of the air then. Why did you take a picture of me?! Su Nuo complained inside his head, and then started commenting.
Although Su Nuo and Mr. Director had already come out, there was nothing to stop the shippers, so there was still a large number of fans in the comment section saying that NuoNuo looks dainty from behind and that Qiu Ziyan should go up to him and hug his delicate frame!
Fuck! The Bald Little Demon was furious in an instant! Su Nuo tapped the keys on the phone screen wildly!
â Su Nuo already came out publicly, and his director boyfriend is tall, handsome, and cool. How can you guys just ship these two randomly?!
But the comment was soon drowned out by the other comments. Apparently no one upvoted his comment.
What a sad thing!
âHubby!â Yelled Su Nuo into the phone.
âWhatâs the matter?â Ouyang Longâs voice was as gentle as ever, but the phone call obviously interrupted his sleep.
â...... You were sleeping?â Su Nuo hesitated.
âYeah. The company was busy yesterday, so I got home late.â Ouyang Long yawned.
Su Nuo felt guilty in an instant! He disrupted his hubbyâs sleep!
âWhatâs the matter?â Ouyang Long asked.
âUh... Itâs nothing.â In fact, Su Nuo wanted to complain and maybe even act cute a little bit to Mr. Director, so that the handsome Mr. Director could be like Mu Qiu and come visit him in the village. Because, first of all, he really missed him. Without a hot tongue kiss and beepâ, life was incomplete! Second of all, he also wanted to take pictures that show their love on the internet, and he wanted to scream in front of those shipping fans, âThis is my husband!â
âCome on, something mustâve happened.â Mr. Director couldnât know Su Nuo better.
âItâs fine.â Su Nuo squatted on the chair, âI just wanted to gossip with you. Yesterday Mu Qiu came to see Director Zhong, and then they did it to the point that the bed collapsed. Hahaha haha itâs so funny!!!â Su Nuo faked his laugh.
âDo you miss me?â Ouyang Long didnât say anything and changed the topic.
âYeah...âOf course I miss you! Su Nuo suddenly felt very depressed when he answered Mr. Directorâs question. Even if I miss you so much, I canât see you anyway.
Listening to Su Nuoâs tone, the corner of Mr. Directorâs lips unconsciously raised.
âWell, go to bed early.â Su Nuo was still very sensible and caring about his man, âDonât overwork yourself.â
âYeah, you too.â Mr. Directorâs voice was very nice, and kept poking Su XiaoNuoâs little heart!
After hanging up, Su Nuo climbed down the ladder, and rushed into the room and began shaking Dai An.
âWhatâs going on?â Dai An wanted to cry but no tears came out. He sat up while looking at Su Nuo.
âAnnoying!â Su Nuo complained while hugging the covers.
âYou were fine before.â Dai An wrestled the covers back â because he was only wearing underwear!
I feel empty and lonely! Su XiaNuo thought.
âCome sleep.â Dai An moved to the side.
Su Nuo poked him in the stomach, and then showed a very disgusted expression!
âWhat are you going to do?!â The delicate heart of Princess was shattered.
âHow come youâve been getting fatter lately!?!â Su Nuo said, âNobody will want to marry you!â
âIf youâre unhappy, please donât take your anger out on me!â Dai An roared.
â.....â Exposed me in a single shot. The princess was really very mean! Su Nuo sighed, âTime passes in a blink of an eye, and weâre just sleeping in broad daylight. Do you not think that weâre wasting our life to do something useful?â But it does seem like thereâs nothing else to do....
âI donât think so at all.â Dai An turned to face away from Su Nuo, âRest quickly, and Iâll take you to eat to eat melons tonight.â
âI donât want to go. Eating the productionâs team lunch boxes is enough.â Su Nuo had no energy, âI donât have an appetite right now.â
No, you have to go! Dai An turned and held his hand, âWhen golden sweet potatoes cook on a fire, half of the moisture in them evaporates. When you break them apart, steam comes out, and they will be sweeter than honey!â
......
Su Nuo swallowed, âIâll go with you then.â
Dai An was relieved; Su Nuo was really easy to convince.
So on this rare idle day, with Director Zhong being cold, Mu Qiu being gentle and considerate, the crew being silly and gossiping, as well as Su Nuo and Dai An being exhausted, the day passed leisurely.
The village was quiet at night, and Su Nuo, dressed in a clean white shirt, was sitting on a large slate in the field, watching the moon.
âI forgot the lighter.â Dai An patted his head, âWait for me here, Iâll go get it.â
âItâs fine.â Su Nuo pulled a lighter out of his pocket, âI forgot to give this back to LeLe after helping him.â
......
Dai An had to take the lighter with a forced expression, and then he checked the time.
Seven fifty.
âWe forgot the salt.â Dai An stood up again.
âWeâre adding salt to the roasted potatoes?â Su Nuo was very confused.
âAdding salt makes it taste better.â Dai An said nonsensically.
âOkay, then Iâll get it.â Su Nuo jumped off the slate.
Donât! Dai An stopped him, âYou canât go!â
âWhy?â Su Nuo was puzzled, âYou said adding salt makes it taste better.â
âIâll get it, you wait for me here,â Dai An insisted.
âIââ
âListen to me!â Dai An turned away and ran off.
......
Weâre only getting salt. Youâre gonna fight over this??!
Su XiaoNuo was extremely suspicious. Princess became more and more strange lately! Su Nuo was about to turn around to clean the potatoes, but then a rustling sound suddenly came from behind himâthe sound of footsteps on fallen leaves.
Shit!
Su XiaoNuo was nervous in an instant! He subconsciously picked up a brick on reflex!
What a beautiful teenagerâs sense of self-protection!