Translated by Tan of Exiled Rebels Translations
Editor: Rattie
Just as Su Nuo had expected, once the filming team saw Mr. Director, they immediately gasped exaggeratedly, feeling that this cute, pure and passionate love was really touching! But at the same time, countless girls heart felt like breaking, complaining that it seemed every good man had become gay! This was really terrible!
ZhongLi FengBai sat down, his hand placed on his waist. The top half of his body was very upright, and it had a dignified appearance! Of course, the main reason was that he could only sit in this position as his waist had not recovered yet! Heâd lean only a little and would be clenching his teeth!
âTell me, why doesnât he just rest for two more days?â Chairman Mu felt very heartache!
âIf you could convince Director Zhong to stop working for three days, I would worship you.â OuYang Long also absolutely did not want Su Nuo to act out the part about âbeing kicked into the waterâ!
But Su Nuo obviously did not think that way. In fact, not only did he want to act, he had high expectations about it!
The government soldiers rounded up and attacked the righteous WuLin sect leader1, injuring him heavily and making him fall into the river. The scene was really magnificent and very very manly!
If it were not for his brother and Mr. Director objecting, he even wanted not to use a stuntman and jump off the bridge himself!
âCanât I really do it myself?â Su XiaoNuo ran towards his man, his eyes filled with expectation!
âItâs not that I donât want you to, but these things are no joke.â OuYang Long was very gentle. âYou donât even have a martial art base, what would happen if you had an accident?â
âThen after I leave this place, I want to learn taekwondo,â Su Nuo made a serious decision.
â...â Mr. Director handsomely smiled.
âJust agree to it.â Su Nuo shook him. Do not think that you could change the topic just by using your appearance! Youâre so sly!
âSure.â OuYang Long fixed his collar which was crooked. âI agree.â You are already very stupid anyway, so you should not be able to get any good at it.
My man was definitely very handsome! If it were not for the broad daylight, Su Nuo would almost want to kiss him passionately!
âNuo Nuo! Come here to prepare!â Dai An called from the other side.
Su Nuo happily ran off in that direction.
The crowd could not hold back and they started their praising again. The strength of love was really very noble, Nuo Nuo looked like he almost wanted to fly!
Even though the weather was not too cold, the time when summer was ending but autumn had not yet come was still kind of cooling down. The temperature of the river was even lower. Even with many precautions taken, Su Nuo was still very cold, and he sneezed!
Mr. Director really wanted to pull him out!
Su Nuoâs opponent in this part was played by an actor named Shen Han. He was a newbie dug out by ZhongLi FengBai at the Film Academy. Even though he did not have any experience, he was very diligent and eager to learn. Even though his facial features were not refined like Su Nuoâs, his eyes were very lively; he was a natural for this job.
However, the newbies had a very common problem, they were very easily nervous and therefore, easily made mistakes.
Su Nuo painfully clutched his shoulder, and he coughed up blood.
âGeneral gave us orders that I must bring you back this time.â Shen Han pointed his sword towards him.
âGeneral?â Su Nuo laughed coldly, âI never gave a hoot about the general.â
This sentence was from his heart, because that general was Qiu ZiYan!
âI really didnât expect this. Nuo Nuoâs acting skills were really not bad,â Mu Qiu said.
âI would rather he continue to be a model.â OuYang Long was still not very pleased!
âThen I shall claim your life!â Shen Han turned his sword and directly charged towards Su Nuo.
âCut!â ZhongLi FengBai stopped the shooting, âHan Han! Be more mindful of the expression in your eyes! You need to be more vicious!â
Shen Han fearfully nodded his head. This is because ZhongLi FengBaiâs way of shouting was really scary.
In the second take, Shen Han continued to stab Su Nuo. But the scene was mercilessly cut again! He focused so hard on being vicious that he forgot to say his lines!
Su Nuo sneezed and took a tissue to wipe his nose.
In the next take, Shen Han made a vicious expression, and then said, âThen I shall claim your life!â
âCut!â ZhongLi FengBai had a headache.
âThis time, you forgot to stab me.â Su Nuo also felt very awkward.
âJust rest for a while.â The temperature in the water was very low, ZhongLi FengBai was scared that they both would get a cold.
âWhy donât we try one last time?â Su Nuo suggested. Since they would not change their clothes even if they went up to the shore, why not just finish the whole shooting.
âI will be more mindful,â Shen Han assured them.
âSure. Everyone, be more attentive!â ZhongLi FengBai nodded his head in agreement.
âThen I shall claim your life!â Shen Hanâs face became vicious as he swung his swordâand his leg slipped, âplatâ, and he fell into the water.
Shit! Su Nuo got worried and quickly rushed to pull him up. The staff quickly jumped into the river and pulled both of them on land.
âCough cough!â Shen Han drank a few gulps of water as he was carried out by the staff.
âSee how other peopleâs assistants reacted as compared to you?!â Su Nuo took this moment to bully the Queen.
âIf you continue to be like this, I wonât give you your clothes to change!â Dai An exclaimed angrily.
âCome.â OuYang Long took up his luggage and pulled Su Nuo into the room to change.
The Queen became angrier, was marrying another person something to be proud of?! You actually neglect me so much!
This was really unbearable!
âIt was so cold that your face is all pale.â OuYang Long took Su Nuoâs complicated filming clothes off and used a hot towel to wipe the cold water off Su Nuoâs body.
âActually, itâs not bad.â Su Nuo rubbed his nose and obediently let OuYang Long take thick clothes and bundle him up into a ball.
âWhat if you get a cold?â OuYang Long made him a cup of ginger sugar drink.
âDonât worry, I had some antibiotics earlier.â Su Nuo rubbed his nose. âAh-choo!â
OuYang Long: ...
âIâm really fine!â Su Nuo raised his hand to swear on it!
Since Shen Han injured his knee, the shooting schedule was adjusted; the afternoon showdown scene would be changed to Su Nuo and Qiu ZiYan.
Su XiaoNuo had not even started the shooting and started to laugh like an idiot; he felt really amazing!
âAre you so excited for the shooting?â Mr. Director felt a bit sour!
âYou donât understand. I will be slapping him later!â Su Nuo said excitedly; he was too far easy to please!
âWhy are you so happy about slapping someone?â OuYang Long knocked his head.
âItâs Qiu ZiYan!â Su Nuo felt very proud. âIt was the scene where I begged, threatened, persuaded and paid a terrible amount of fees for to make Director Zhong add it.â It was really not easy!
OuYang Long did not even know if he should laugh or cry. What was this dedication?
The terrible amount of fees Su Nuo mentioned was that he had to seduce Qiu ZiYan in the film!
The antagonist general wanted to take the map in possession of the WuLinâs leader, and so he drugged the leaderâs food. He tried to get the leader to be manipulated by lust and to reveal where he hid the map! It was a really melodramatic scene!
But being a protagonist boss2, the master would not be tricked easily. He instead only acted as though he ate the food and pretended that he was drugged, and he seduced the general. After that, he attacked the generalâs vital point when he let his guard down. Then, he fiercely slapped him and said, âAs a high-ranking official, you do not care about the commoners, and instead you choose to be a government dog! Youâre a sad excuse of a man!â Such sentences. Just thinking about it made him fired up!
Hence, even if he needed to seduce Qiu ZiYan first, Su XiaoNuo still found it very exciting! After all, one has to endure hardships before being rewarded!
But Mr. Director obviously did not think the same!
âEn...â Su Nuo furrowed his eyebrows slightly, and he clutched the wine glass in his hand tighter.
âWhat happened?â Qiu ZiYan lips curled up, his eyes like that of a cat watching a mouse.
âYou... in the food... despicable...â Su Nuo swatted the plates and bowls off the table; he rushed out, staggering and bumping into everything. Soon, he fell down under the tree in the yard.
What is this lousy plot! OuYang Long clenched his teeth.
âLeader, are you alright?â Qiu ZiYan squatted down, and he raised Su Nuoâs chin up with his hand.
âWan Er...â Su Nuoâs eyes were unfocused, he obviously thought that Qiu ZiYan was his lover.
âEn.â Qiu ZiYan agreed with him; his fingers slid across those defined eyebrows and stopped in between them.
It was obvious he wanted to deepen that atmosphere.
âDo you need me to hold you down?â Mu Qiu asked OuYang Long seriously.
âYou actually invested in this shitty movie!â OuYang Long said angrily.
âExcuse me!â Mu Qiu became angry as well, âThe director is my man, please be more mindful of your words!â
Is this a declaration of a fight?!
âWhy donât we return back to our room?â Qiu ZiYan moved closer towards him.
âNo, letâs just do it here.â Su Nuoâs pitch went slightly higher, his eyes filled with lust, it was really seductive!
All the girls at the scene were going crazy! They all want to scream! And even was to insanely break up this CP!
âSure, letâs do it here.â Qiu ZiYan laughed evilly as his fingers slowly took off his belt.
Su Nuo slightly raised his head and sensually bit his lip!
âYou sure you donât want to withdraw your investment?â The cup in OuYang Longâs hand was being crushed into a piece of modern art.
âOf course!â Mu Qiu was very determined! This is my wifeâs movie!
âCut!â ZhongLi FengBai was very strict. âNuo Nuo, your expression has to be sexier!â
It was sexy enough! OuYang Long was very angry in his heart! But his expression was very calm! There were many eyes around, and if he werenât careful, he might give a topic towards the paparazzi.
How much more seductive do you want me to be? Su Nuo was confused as he felt that he was already trying very hard to be seductive!
As a manly man, this sort of thing was really not easy!
âLet me show you.â ZhongLi FengBai stood up slowly.
Mu Qiu was shocked; he immediately went up to hold him back, but he was cruelly shoved away.
âDonât get in the way.â ZhongLi FengBai was merciless!
Mu Qiu: ...
âNow, Iâm trying to seduce Qiu ZiYan. Study my expression carefully,â ZhongLi FengBai said.
âOkay.â Su Nuo helped him up.
As his waist was aching, ZhongLi FengBai was not able to do such difficult acts as leaning seductively. Still, this did not interfere with his lustful eyes! Seeing his own wife sending such signals towards another man, Mu Qiu was bleeding from his heart! And shouldnât those expressions be seen only by him in his house! How could he show this in front of everyone!
OuYang Long patted his shoulder, gloating.
Truly like brothers in troubled times.
In the whole afternoon of shooting, Su Nuo was sending countless signals towards Qiu ZiYan and was even being touched by Qiu ZiYan on his face, neck and hands! Mr. Director looked calm on the surface, but he felt very bitter on the inside. He really wanted to become a barbaric thug and just drag Su Nuo back home.
âWas my acting good?â At night, Su Nuo was still very excited.
Seeing his sparkling eyes, OuYang Long could only nod his head.
âI knew it!â Su Nuo took out a piece of tissue to wipe his nose.
âWhy are you still sick?â OuYang Long hugged the person closely to his chest.
âNo worries.â Su Nuo raised his head and kissed him. âI just need to rest for a night.â
âI really donât want you to act,â OuYang Long sighed. âWhy do you need to be so hardworking?â
âI like this career.â Su Nuo cuddled up to him and faced him while lying down. âIâm also learning a lot of things.â
âI just donât want you to overwork yourself.â OuYang Long touched his forehead. âFeels like youâre running a bit of a fever.â
âIâm not going to be tired for my whole life.â Su Nuoâs smile reached his eyes. âWhen Iâm forty years old, I will resign and cook food for you at home.â
OuYang Long smiled and hugged the other tightly.
The night was very cold, but their embrace kept them warm.
The next morning, Su Nuoâs throat was a bit scratchy, but luckily, it was not too serious.
Comparatively, Shen Han was in a bad mood, as he had a night of fever and only recovered in the morning.
âIâll go see him.â Shen Han was the youngest in the team, so Su Nuo was usually very caring towards him.
âSob sob sob.â When he entered the house, Shen Han was crying on the bed.
This is because his medicine was too bitter! His manger forcefully pinched his nose and forced him to swallow! What a tyrant!
âWhat are you crying?â Su Nuo sat on the bed.
Shen Han raised his head, and he looked at him in a daze. âWho are you?â
Wait a minute, he lost his memories?
Su Nuo was shocked by this cliché!
âMy head was very painful.â Shen Han held his head in agony.
âIf thatâs the case, I will sell all your equipment in that game,â Su Nuo said calmly.
âDonât be so evil!â Shen Han was immediately anxious!
Of course he was just acting. Su XiaoNuo looked at him in disdain.
âI just wanted to test my acting skills.â Shen Han was depressed. âI was caught by you again.â
âSince you overact, it will instead look fake.â Su Nuo cut an apple for him. âActing and the like, you have to slowly master it. You canât force it.â
âBut I feel really bad for Director Zhong.â Shen Han became depressed. âI donât want others to say that I was only hired because of my cousin.â
âCousin?â Su Nuo was curious, âHow is this related to your cousin?â
âHe was like Chairman Mu, an investor in this movie.â Shen Han said, âHeâs just a distant relative, but he seems really nice.â
âWho was it?â Su Nuo asked.
Then Shen Han said a shocking statement, âLuo Li.â
Shit!
Su XiaoNuo couldnât believe his ears!