Translated by J. of Exiled Rebels Translations
Editor: Rattie
Looking at Dai Anâs ashen face, Luo Li was in a remarkably good mood. Thatâs right, he is definitely a villain!
âBeloved Royal Concubine!â When Su Nuo heard the news, he immediately climbed up onto the roof to use the telephone. âWhat happened back home?â
âNothing really. My uncleâs family is having some problems which I need to attend to,â Dai An lied. âJust focus on the movie, Iâll be back as soon as I can.â
âCall me if you need anything.â Su Nuo felt reassured. âDonât rush back, take care of your family first.â
âOk.â Da Anâs heart stirred. NuoNuo was so grown up and considerate! Dai An felt a strong need to protect him.
Hence when Luo Li casually mentioned he wanted to visit the film set tomorrow, Dai An was extremely opposed to it!
âWhy?â Luo Li asked.
âBecause youâd upset NuoNuo.â Since it was already out in the open, Dai An decided not to beat around the bush.
Luo Li broke into a smile, âWhy so blunt?â
âThere are plenty of fish in the sea,â Dai An patiently urged him. âWhy donât you try loving someone else?â
âSuch as?â Luo Li watched him intently.
âQiu ZiYan!â Dai An was positively a scoundrel.
âWho?â
âQiu ZiYan!â Dai An repeated. âHe is handsome, tall, and have you seen his abs? Youâre just made for each other!â A master of egregious lies!
âBut I donât like his type,â Luo Li whined.
âWhy donât you give it a go?â Dai An said enthusiastically, âMaybe you will open a door to a whole new world, and discover a brand new appreciation for abs!â Such poetic language was quite evocative!
Dai Anâs eyes were full of anticipation. Seeing this, Luo Li almost died laughing on the inside, but he kept his expression stoic, just like a film star.
âYouâre not going to cry, are you?â Dai An was shocked by his expression, and decided to backpedal. âIf you donât like Qiu ZiYan, there are still plenty of handsome men in the world who look like NuoNuo. You will find the love of your life!â
Luo Li was starting to understand why Su Nuo wanted Dai An as his manager.
âWhy donât you stay in the hospital room tonight?â Dai An suggested. âAfter I check out of the hospital, Iâll introduce you to some good ones!â Dai An decided to try his hand at matchmaking.
âYou want me to stay here?â Luo Li grinned.
âOf course. This is a deluxe hospital room, thereâs an en suite bathroom and a second bed!â If Su Nuo knew Dai An worked so hard to keep Luo Li from the film set, he would be so moved.
âAlright.â Luo Li stood up. âIâll go buy some cigarettes before the supermarket closes.â
âOk.â Dai An watched him leave the room, and let out a sigh of relief!
Every day he could keep him away from NuoNuo counted.
Even though rolling off a mountain sounded terrifying, Dai An wasnât seriously hurt, all he had was a sprained ankle. Dai An dragged himself to the bathroom, wanting to take a quick shower and then go to sleep.
But halfway through his shower, Luo Li came back.
How fortuitous!
Luo Li was shocked to see the bed empty. When he heard the sound of water running in the bathroom, though, he grinned and calmly opened the bathroom door.
Such shameless audacity!
âAhhhh!â Dai An shrieked when someone intruded into the bathroom.
â......â Luo Li looked just as stunned, and watched him with innocent eyes.
âWhat... What are you doing here?!â Dai An was exasperated!
âI wanted to use the bathroom.â Luo Li continued his act, âI didnât know you were in here.â
âGet out!â Dai An desperately tried to wrap a towel around him. His chubby belly was protruding ââ the result of being in constant company of a glutton.
Once Luo Li had seen enough, he sincerely apologised, and calmly closed the door behind him as he left.
What kind of person is this? No wonder NuoNuo doesnât like him. Coming out of nowhere like a ghost!
âDonât brush your teeth yet, I bought fruit and porridge.â Luo Li shouted from outside the bathroom.
âOk. Ahhh!!!!â A devastating scream came from the bathroom.
âWhat happened?â Luo Li hurried back after the scare.
Dai An sat on the bath mat like a wretch, surrounded by a circle of small bottles.
âDid you fall?â Luo Li callously wanted to laugh.
Dai Anâs bottom was in terrible pain. He wanted to stand up but couldnât, so all he could do was look at Luo Li with tears in his eyes.
Who would fall just from picking up a bottle of shower gel! It was embarrassingly stupid.
âHope you didnât break any bones.â Luo Li squatted next to him and squeezed his waist, âDoes it hurt here?â
âItâs not that serious.â Dai An said weakly, âJust help me get to bed.â
Luo Li helped Dai An stand up. He grabbed a towel and wiped Dai An dry, then picked him up by the waist.
Dai An: â......â
âYouâve got a paunch there.â Luo Li casually glanced at him.
âDonât look where youâre not supposed to!â Dai An quickly covered up Dai An Jr, and shot an angry look at Luo Li.
Pervert!
Seeing his ears turn red, Mr Scarface really wanted to laugh.
âShall I call a doctor?â Luo Li asked with nonchalance as he put Dai An down on the hospital bed.
âNo, thank you.â Dai An grabbed a duvet and wrapped himself in it, still blushing.
This is so humiliating!
âIâll get you a new hospital gown.ââ Luo Li walked towards the door. Dai Anâs old hospital gown fell on the bathroom floor earlier.
âWait!â Dai An stopped him.
âWhat?â Luo Li asked.
â... Buy me some underwear, please.â The Royal Concubine wished he were dead. His underwear fell on the hospital floor earlier and he refused to wear it. But he canât stay naked, so he humbly begged Mr Scarface to help him.
âPuhahaha.â Luo Li impishly chuckled.
âWhat are you laughing at!â Dai An was furious. If it were not for the fact that I canât move, I would never ask you to buy this kind of thing!
âAlright, Iâll buy you underwear.â Luo Li collected himself, âAnything else?â
âNo, thank you, Iâll pay you back tomorrow.â Dai An said calmly. A string of fuck yous raced across his mind.
âBeloved Royal Concubine!â Su Nuo called not long after Luo Li left, âHave you reached home yet? Whatâs the situation?â
âNothing special. Did you finish filming for the day?â Dai An asked.
âThereâs another scene before dawn, Iâm calling you on my break.â SuNuo stood on the chair. âIf thereâs anything I can help you with, just go ahead and tell me!â The Royal Concubine must be looked after.
âMn, thank you.â Dai An felt warmth flood his heart. âDonât worry about me, just focus on the filming.â NuoNuo was so kind and innocent, Director OuYang was so lucky to have him!
Luo Li returned a few minutes later. He took out a bright red box from a plastic bag. âYour underwear.â
Dai An gasped for air, âWomenâs underwear?â Why is it so seductively wrapped! And in XXXL plus size nonetheless!
âPuhaha!â Luo Li snorted out another chuckle.
âDonât laugh!â Dai An threw a pillow at him. He must have a brain tumour to screw up something as simple as buying underwear!
âGet your mind out of the gutter.â Luo Li threw the box on Dai Anâs bed, exposing a muscular male model on the cover.
Itâs menâs underwear alright, but Dai An was still uneasy. The male model with the bronzed eight-pack was wearing a red triangle underwear which looked as though it was about to explode! The image alone was enough to make Dai Anâs balls hurt.
âWell, itâs a little ugly, but itâs better than nothing.â Luo Li tried to comfort him, âThe supermarket downstairs is really small, this was the only kind they had.â
......
What kind of cruel fate is this! The Royal Concubine sighed. He accepted his fate, opened the package and put it on under the duvet.
âWant some?â Luo Li offered him a bottle of fruit juice.
âNo, thank you.â Dai An yawned, âIâm tired and want to sleep now.â
Luo Li put his pillow back properly, and attentively set a glass of warm water on his bed stand.
Actually, maybe Mr Scarface isnât so bad. Dai An hugged his duvet closer and contemplated introducing a few compatible celebrities to Luo Li.
âWhat does Su Nuo call you?â Luo Li leaned on the mantle of the second bed and asked as starlight poured through the window, âI canât keep calling you Mr Dai.â
â......â He usually calls me Beloved Royal Concubine but thatâs not a name you can call me! Dai An said paltrily, âItâs ok, you can call me Mr Dai.â
âThen what does he call me?â Even though he knew it wouldnât be anything good, Mr Scarface still impishly wanted to know.
Dai An looked even more wretched. Depraved-pervert-shameless-rascal-leering-bastard-Scarface, can one really say this kind of thing out loud? What if he gets upset, leaves me behind at the hospital, and then goes pick a fight with NuoNuo. I canât let this happen!
âHe calls you Director Luo.â Dai An told a small white lie.
âReally?â Luo Li said in disbelief.
âOf course. What else would he call you?â Dai An tucked himself under the duvet, âGood night.â If he had kept going heâd surely be found out.
Luo Li arched his brow, but he didnât keep up the interrogation.
A peaceful night passed.
The next day, Luo Li woke up super early. As soon as he opened his eyes, he could see Dai An hugging his duvet, soundly asleep with soft snoring. The only thing he wore was that hilarious baggy red underwear, with a knockoff Fuwa1 logo and the word âwelcomeâ printed across it.
Such exhilaration!
Mr Scarface scandalously took a photo.
âWake up.â After taking the photo, Luo Li sat next to Dai Anâs bed and shouted.
âYes.â Dai An sluggishly rubbed his eyes, then stared blankly in front of him for three seconds.
âMr Sleepyhead.â Luo Li pulled him up.
âGood morning.â Dai An did a big stretch, fully showing his tummy.
âWhy do you only get chubby around the waist?â Luo Li was baffled.
âI donât want to talk about it!â Dai An was furious, and grabbed his clothes from the pile beside him and started putting them on.
What kind of crackpot is he, staring at someoneâs belly all day!
âWant to come to the gym with me?â Luo Li said encouragingly.
âThank you, but no.â Dai An resolutely refused. He wanted to go wash up, but as soon as he stood up his ankle was in agonising pain. So he screamed and fell face down. Luckily Luo Li caught him, âAre you ok?â
âMy ankle hurts.â The Royal Concubine took a deep breath.
It was clearly fine yesterday. Why would it hurt more the next day!
This is inexplicable!