Translated by Yoonie of Exiled Rebels Translations
Since Ouyang Long came on too strong, he totally delayed Su Nuoâs âcrackers delivery planâ. Su Nuo woke up almost at lunch time.
âDoes it hurt?â Ouyang Long sat on the edge of the bed.
Su Nuo complained, my small waist was sour and hurt.
His man was really really aggressive. Heâs literally Mr. Aggressive!!
âI bought you some sizzling casserole chicken porridge.â Ouyang Long helped him up and peeled off Su Nuoâs little underwear.
Su Nuoâs ears turned hot and red. Even though they had already done the most intimate things, but showing his butt was still making him a little embarrassed.
âItâll be more comfortable if you take a hot shower,â Ouyang Long lifted him into the bathroom, âDo you want me to help you?â
That must not happen!! Su Nuo shook his head.
Su Nuo rejected him because when Ouyang Long helped him last time, they ended up on the bed again. His delicate butthole just couldnât stand it!
âOkay. Iâll warm up the food for you.â Ouyang Long kissed him on the forehead, showed a massive amount of affection and dotting.
Su XiaoNuo suddenly felt very happy and content, just like a cat when the owner scratch itâs tummy! His eyes almost squinted with happiness....
Super super shameful!
Before walking out of the bathroom, Ouyang Long put a duckling toy into the water.
Su Nuo: .........
âGot it when I bought some body wash. It looked a lot like you.â Ouyang Long stifled his laugh and walked out of the door.
What do you mean it looks like me!!! Su Nuo was shook!
How am I like a duck!
This was really really too much!
In the kitchen, Ouyang Long poured the casserole porridge into a glass bowl, and then... stole a piece of the salty biscuits.
He acted so childish that it was hard to look at!
âSmells good!â After Su Nuo took a bath, he ran with his slippers into the kitchen.
Mr. Director quickly drank a glass of water in order to not to choke on the biscuits.
âWhat are you eating?â His food lover sense was really strong, âSomething with a sesame taste.â
........
âWhen I went to buy you some snacks, the owner gave me some sesame crackers.â Ouyang Long was very calm, completely maintained his posture, and didnât even say anything about the crackers.
âThey came out with another brand?!â Su Nuo asked, âIs it good?â
âItâs okay.â Mr. Director kept a straight face, and turned around to open the lid of the pot.
âIs it sweet or is it salty?â Su Nuo was serious.
Ouyang Long was annoyed and wanted to laugh at the same time because of the questions, so he turned around, and went with a kiss while he held Su Nuoâs head.
Kissing with tongues with the person I love was really romantic and sexy at the same time!
Three minutes passed, and Mr. Director released the little fool that was in his arms, and turned around again to check the soup in the pot.
Su Nuo licked his lips with a confused gaze, and then seriously said, âItâs salty.â
Ouyang Longâs hands froze, he was so annoyed that he wanted to laugh.
Just earlier Su Nuo kissed and sucked and licked me, and I also thought that he finally learned how to take the initiative, but apparently he just wanted to taste the biscuits?
I really want to... punish him hard.
âCan we eat meat soup tonight?â Su Nuo asked as he his bowl with soup.
When eating lunch to discuss the food for dinner, this is real food lover showing!
âArenât you eating with your brother tonight?â Mr. Director looked like he didnât care, but he still felt he was a little jealous.
âHe has a dinner meeting today.â Su Nuo licked his fingers, âIâll come back and make the soup for you. Itâll help you recharge.â
Su Nuo was super sensible and well-behaved!
He patted himself on the back!
Even though his butt was hurting a little, but after lunch, Su Nuo still rejected Mr. Directorâs âI think itâs better to ship these crackersâ suggestion, and insisted on leaving.
His driver parked the car in the usual place. Su Nuo opened the door and sat at shotgun. He popped a golden coconut candy ball into the driverâs mouth, smiled and said hello, âHello Uncle Li.â
The gray-haired driver had a hard time chewing the candy because he recently had a sore tooth.
Sweets are really annoying!
âHow did you get a sore tooth?â Su Nuo started to worry with a creative mind, âMy brotherâs not in trouble is he?â
âItâs all right at home.â Uncle Li swallowed the candy with hard effort, âI ate too much barbecue.â
Su Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and said, âOld people should really learn to maintain their health.â
âBut your brother has been a mess and busy lately.â Uncle Li said while driving. âIf you have time, please look out for him more.â
In the casino, Han Wei smoked while in front of the window.
âBrother.â Su Nuo pushed open the door and entered the room, choking a little on the smell of the smoke.
Han Wei extinguished the cigarette butt and opened the window to let the smoke out.
âWhy did you smoke so much?â Su Nuo looked at the ashtray and complained.
âItâs alright.â Han Wei rubbed Su Nuoâs head, âWhy did you suddenly think of baking cookies for me?â
âYouâre busy and you donât eat breakfast, and my sister-in-law isnât here.â Su Nuo helped him organize the papers on his desk, âWhat the heck is going on?â
âItâs no big deal, you donât have to worry.â Han Wei comforted him, âIâll fix the issues.â
âBut you should always tell me whatâs going on.â Su Nuo frowned, âEven if I canât help, at least Iâll know your safe.â
Han Wei signed ,âWhat did Uncle Li tell you?â
âHe didnât say anything, so I had to ask you.â Su Nuo insisted.
âItâs not that much of a big deal.â Han Wei handed him a bottle of juice, âRecently I wanted to buy a hotel, but someoneâs making it difficult.â
âWho?â Su Nuo asked.
âChu Hengâs boss.âHan Wei said, âBut it doesnât matter, itâs almost settled.â
âDonât overwork yourself.â Su Nuo was a little worried, âIs there anything I can do to help you?â
âYou donât have to do anything for now. But I want to see Tang XiaoYu.â Han Wei said.
âHim?â Su Nuo confused and shook. âWhy are you looking for him?â
âLast time he deliberately betrayed us, I want to know why.â Han Wei sat on the sofa.
âBut itâs been so long....â Su Nuo looked at his brother carefully.
To be fair, his first impression of Tang XiaoYu wasnât all bad, especially when he saved ZhongLi FengBai yesterday!
âDonât worry, Iâm just trying to figure out what happened.â Han Wei said, âIf itâs really his fault, Iâll let him go since you like him, but if he really didnât intend to betray us, I would like to work with him once more.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWork with him?â Su Nuo was even more surprised.
âI need a skilled person,â Han Wei looked at Su Nuo, âand heâs pretty fast in getting things done.â
âWho are you going to bet with?â Su Nuo was curious.
âIâll tell you when Iâm finished in a few days.â Han Wei pinched his face, âYou want to eat with your dear brother tonight?â
âAh?â Su Nuo was a little confused and couldnât decide! His handsome man was still waiting at home for him to cook the soup!
âYou donât want to?â Han Wei frowned.
Of course not! Su Nuo started to feel anxious. My brother is also very important ah!
There was no way that I can be at two places at a time, so Su Nuo had to... Invite his brother to Mr. Directorâs house for dinner!
Because that was the only way he can take care of these two at the same time ah!
This situations really sounded like miserable labor ah! I was such a great person ah!
âThree people together?â Han Wei frowned again.
â...... You donât want to go?â Su Nuo looked at his brother tentatively. His imagination quickly thought about the classic scenes of the those dramas â the mother-in-law doesnât accept anyone, and heâs the tragic man caught in the middle of the conflict!
âIâm going!â Han Wei decided.
Su Nuo sighed with relief, âThen Iâll go home first to prepare the food, once you finished working, come.â
âYouâre cooking?!?â The older brother was fuming when he heard Su Nuo.
............
But he canât cook, and you wonât cook! Su Nuo complained inside, but he didnât say it out loud.
Han Wei was very upset, and he really really wanted to fight Ouyang Long.
I took of him while he was young and now heâs all grown up, how dare you let him cook for you?!
Han Wei really canât stand it.
âYour brotherâs coming for dinner?â Mr. Director was surprised when he received su Nuoâs call.
âYeah... You donât want him to come?â Su Nuo was worried.
âNo, itâs okay.â Ouyang Long said, âItâs just kind of surprising that he wanted to come.â
âIâll come back straight away.â Su Nuo told him, âAlso, clean the house. Remember to hide the condom thatâs on the bedside table, and the lubricant too!â
Ouyang Long didnât know whether to laugh or cry, âYour brother will search inside our bedside table?â
âThereâs nothing wrong with being prepared.â Su Nuo was very serious, âBeing careful with most things and they last longer, Iâll come back and check!â What the ancients said must be heard!
After hanging up the phone, Ouyang Long felt helpless as he picked up the things and threw them into the closet.
Living with a smart and clever wife, my life must be filled a little it of weirdness!
Half an hour later, Su Nuo had a large bags and small bags when he hauled a pile of vegetables and meat back home.
âWhy did you run to buy food yourself?â Ouyang Long was surprised and was he not afraid to be recognized by the reporters?
âNo, I made a list, and my brotherâs workers bought it.â Su Nuo changed his shoes at the door, âI also bought your favorite cabbage!â
âYou also bought lamb and coriander that Iâm allergic to.â Ouyang Long scraped Su Nuoâs nose.
Su Nuo coughed while looking up, the coriander and the lamb were for my brother!
Ouyang Long dropped his smile and lowered his head to kiss Su Nuo.
He is so stupid that itâs cute!
âWhen my brother comes, you guys cannot argue!â Su Nuo washed the dishes while saying, âYou cannot fight either!â
Ouyang Long helped him tie his apron, âWhy would we fight?â
â...... Iâm just reminding you.â Su Nuo flung the water off of his hands. The ancient problem that every man was afraid of is the relationship between the mother-in-law and him. Even the most handsome and hardcore men were no exception!
And my familyâs business was even more serious than the mother-in-law relationship!
Because if the mother-in-law and the daughter started fighting, the husband would be able to force them apart. But if the director and my brother starts fight, Su Nuo thought that the only way to stop them would be pretending to cut himself on the wrist with a fruit knife.
After his brain started to imagine these vivid pictures, Su Nuoâs mood suddenly became complex to the point that it canât be expressed in words.
Knowing this, I should have learned some taekwondo, or martial arts!
âWhat are you thinking about?â Ouyang Long waved his hand in front of Su Nuoâs face.
âUh. Nothing.â Su Nuoâs mind wandered, âjust about work.â
âAre you thinking about the disgusting naked picture photoshop again?â Mr. Director was very angry whenever this top was brought out.
âDonât say it like itâs so vulgar! And you promised me that I can do the shoot!â Su Nuo annoyed and complained.
âCan I take back what I said?â Ouyang Long asked.
Of course not! âYou canât interfere with my work!â The manly men cannot not let other people interfere with their work!
Then Mr. Director had to give up on the real estate developer idea.
Every food lover than canât cook are not real food lovers! Two hours later, Su Nuo made a table full of plates filled with food. It looked really delicious!
âMy baby is so capable!â Ouyang Long hugged Su Nuo from behind.
âYeah.â Su Nuo was a little smug and felt a sense of accomplishment.
âKiss.â Ouyang Long held him against the window.
Su Nuo behaved and slowly leaned toward Mr. Director, but before they can get into a hot tongue session, the doorbell rang.
He can really pick a good time to interrupt us ah...
âItâs my brother.â Su Nuo abandoned his handsome man and cheerfully opened the door.
Looking at his brotherâs pink apron, Han Wei held a sign of annoyance inside his heart!
This strong sense of wife that Su Nuo had made Han Wei really really grumpy!
âCome in and sit down.â Su Nuo took his brother into the living room, and went back to the kitchen to prepare the meal.
Ouyang Long and Han Wei sat together in the living room. While on the outside, they both looked calm and collected, but on the inside, they felt warily and was ready to attack...
The two didnât talk at all!
Heâs definitely not just a mahjong dealer!
Mr. Director was slightly distressed.
At the same time, the older brother was also very annoyed.
His brotherâs eyes were really rotten to a certain state ah!
Whatâs so good about this man!!!?
Dinner was very nice, but Su Nuo didnât stuff himself with food because he has two men to take care of! Theyâll fight for the fear of uneven distribution!
This was so tiring!
I was just struggling!
âItâs okay. Just eat.â Ouyang Long really couldnât stand it anymore and helped Su Nuo to some soup, âWe can get the food ourselves.â
Han Wei also gave him to a spoonful of fish, âYeah. Just eat. You donât need to worry about us.â
Ouyang Long helped Su Nuo to some vegetables.
HanWei followed with some eggplant.
Ouyang Long fed him a spoonful of green beans.
Han Wei fumed. How dare him! In front of me!
......
Can we please eat a normal dinner? Su Nuo shedded tears inside his heart.
Han Wei wanted to give Su Nuo some chicken wings, but Su Nuoâs expression turned sour, he gave the chicken wings to Ouyang Long.
Mr. Director: .........
âYou eat some too.â Han Wei said coldly.
â.......Thank you.â Ouyang Long was confused and befuzzled. He then returned Han Wei with a bowl of soup.
Even though this situation was kind of weird, but at least theyâre getting along. Su Nuo released a sigh of relief, and knocked over a cup when he lowered his head to drink some soup.
âAh Ya!â Su Nuo stood up, the watermelon juice coated his pajamas.
Ouyang Long quickly took out some tissues and wiped Su Nuo.
âItâs okay, itâs okay. Iâll just go change.â Su Nuo ran to the bedroom, opened the closet, and was hit by a wave of unidentified things.
âAh!â Su Nuo yelled on instincts, and was super surprised.
Ouyang Long and Han Wei heard the noise, and ran to check on Su Nuo, only to find the floor coated with condoms with multiple colors, .......and the lube too!
Han Weiâs head was instantly filled with blood.
What kind of situation was this!
âUh.... Iâm fine.â Su Nuo cried inside, and stared at his man with murdering eyes.
Mr.Director felt wronged. You told me to hide it....
âI have something to deal with at home, Iâll leave first.â Han Wei thought he should go home right now, or heâll be really angry.
â......Iâll change my clothes and walk down with you.â Su Nuo knew he had to explain it to his brother, though he didnât know how to! But if he doesnât clear it up, his brother would be more grumpy, he might even explode! In that case, the consequences would be very terrible and that cannot happen!
Ouyang Long just wanted to speak, but Su Nuo pinched in the waist, so he had to swallow his words. âDo you need me to drive you?â
âNo, I drove here myself.â Han Weiâs tone was cold.
Su Nuoâs legs turned a little soft and wobbly.
Both brothers went all the way down to the parking lot, and Han Wei opened the door and sat inside the car.
ârother...â Su Nuo looked at him carefully.
âSooner or later Iâll be killed by you.â Han Wei took pinched his brotherâs face and didnât know what to say.
âI ... Iâm already an adult.â Su Nuoâs ear were red, âSometimes, we need to do ..... You know......the thing.â Otherwise Iâll be pent up! My XiaoXiao Nuo probably couldnât even stand up anymore due not releasing... that sounded really depressing.
Your condoms were not just sometimes, you guys could do it for a whole year! Han Wei had a headache, âOkay, okay, go back already.â
His soon to be married brother lost his virginity already!
Su Nuo stared at his brotherâs car that was driving away with a tomato face. After Han Wei left, Su Nuo went back home and started shaking his handsome man.
âWhatâs wrong?â Ouyang Long pinched Su Nuoâs nose with a helpless expression.
âWhy did you put those things in the closet!?â Su Nuo was red all over.
âHow am I supposed to know that youâll open the closet?â Mr. Director said innocently.
âI canât believe that those things were seen by my brother.â Su Nuo died on the couch, and wanted to crawl into a deep dark hole.
So shameful!
And there was so much!
My brother must have seen it as Mr. Director and I beep ââ everyday!
Feeling like an unsatisfied little bottom, Su Nuo really gave the Han familyâs history shame ah!
Su Nuo didnât know whether to live or die.
âBaby, youâve grown up already. So itâs okay to do this kind of thing.â Ouyang Long hugged him, âWhy are you so shy?â
What you were saying was right, but it was still embarrassing!
Su Nuo short-circuited, and lifted up Ouyang Longâs T-shirt to drill his head in.
Ouyang Long: .....
âDonât move, I need to calm down.â Su Nuo was serious and sullen.
Looking at his oversized t shirt, Ouyang didnât know what to do.
Meanwhile, Qiu Ziyan was checking Tang XiaoYuâs French test scores!
The bright red C was really really.......visible and big.
âI tried my best.â Tang XiaoYu muttered.
His basics were already very bad, so he couldnât understand a lot of things that were taught in class.
âIt doesnât matter. You have a lot of time to study and learn.â Qiu Ziyan held him on his lap, âIâll tutor you every night.â
â.......Youâre good at French?â Tang XiaoYu was surprised.
âYeah.â Qiu Ziyan looked at him, âTeaching you wonât be a problem.â
âBut I donât think I can ever l