(Ffej POV)
My name is Ffej. I am a soldier in Demon Lord Claymanâs army.
My parents had two children, and I was the second child. My parents named my older brother Jeff, and they named me Ffej.
Unfortunately, however, Big Bro Jeff was a model citizen and gained too much social credit, even more than Clayman. So Clayman got jealous and killed Jeff.
Big sadge.
But itâs ok. Jeff is the type of person who puts in milk before their cereal, so I wasnât that close to him anyway. My mom also died long ago and my dad went to get milk from the local store, so I wasnât that close with them either.
I donât hate Clayman, but I do think heâs a cocky prick. Well, from what I've heard of him anyway. Never seen him up close before. I mean, aren't all schemers cocky pricks who think that everything is under their control?
Just a personal thought.
As for what I look like? I donât know. I'm just a temporary character that the author made up, so he hasnât bothered fleshing out any details on what I look like.
Although I seem like a pretty chill guy. Guess the author was also too lazy to make me an enthusiastic person.
Right now, Clayman sent me and the rest of his army into Demon Lord Carrionâs territory to⦠well, I'm not sure. I'm just a normal foot soldier after all. I'm sure it isn't something peaceful either.
Carrion disappeared last I heard, got attacked by Milim. At least, thatâs the rumour going around.
Clayman also seems to be getting a bit TOO cocky as well, ever since Milim started hanging around him. Did they strike some kind of deal?
Yamza- âAlright you shits! Weâre moving out!â
That was Yamza, heâs the leader of the army. He is one of Claymanâs Five Fingers. The middle finger, to be exact. It suits him since he looks like a dick. Heâs also known as the Frozen Swordmage because of his weapon that⦠you know⦠freezes stuff.
Heâs also a prick.
A dick prick.
???- âYamza-sama, which direction should we head?â
One of the squad commanders asks Yamza. Heâs the type to suck up to Yamza. Also a prick.
Yamza- âWest! Thereâs a large group of those damn beasts heading that way. Weâll intercept them and wipe them out!â
Weâre going to kill them? Hmm⦠I feel like something is going to go wrong. My Ffej Senses are tingling.
Jeff and I both had a unique sense that was always scary accurate. But while Jeffâs Jeff Sense is always correct, my Ffej Sense is always the opposite.
How do you think he got so much damn social credit then?
But right now, my Ffej sense is saying everything is going to be okay. That means shit is going to go down. Most likely, it won't be good for us either.
But Yamza, that dick prick, doesnât even question his information, and quickly moved the whole army west.
Laterâ¦
We find a large cluster of people running away from us. Like, really large. Scary large. My Ffej sense projects a sense of calmness I've never felt before.
Thatâs bullshit, thereâs definitely something wrong.
Ffej- âI need a vacation.â
I drop the simple spear in my hand, turn around, and casually stroll away.
Something is going on, and I want no part of it. I hear Avalon is a pretty relaxing place, I should move thereâ¦
(Third Person POV)
Yamza rushed towards the group of people along with his army, charging headfirst. It doesnât matter if they are citizens of Carrionâs country or not, he just has to kill shit for his lord to evolve into a True Demon Lord.
Turns out that was a mistake.
After chasing after the mysterious group for HALF AN HOUR, something happened.
You would think that even though they caught up fairly quickly, it would be suspicious as hell if they couldnât close the relatively small gap in 30 minutes, but nope. Rimuru threw a Fortnite video collection into the pockets of a random soldier grunt which lowered the IQ of everyone in a large radius.
If anything, the mysterious group is keeping that distance because they donât want to get anywhere near it. But, the mysterious group is also leading Yamza and his army to a specific point.
A few minutes later, a massive magic circle appeared under both groups and a barrier rose along the outskirts of the circle, trapping everyone within.
The mysterious group turned around, and for the first time, Yamza thought something was wrong.
Yamza- âWere they always wearing armour and holding weapons?â
Yes, Yamza. Since the very beginning. Itâs just that the video collection was destroyed at the moment the magic circle activated.
And so, with his IQ returned, Yamza looked around and quickly came to a conclusion.
Yamza- âITâS A TRAP!â
Yamza said as he points towards a suspicious individual. They are a catgirl wearing a blue dress.
Felix- âI'm not a trap nyan~!â
Subaru- âOy, weâre about to have a battle. Pay attention.â
Rem- âSubaru-kun is correct!â
Benimaru- âStop talking so much! All troops, charge!â
The battle was insanely hard, both sides were evenly matched and it all came down to the wits of their commander, doing everything in their power to outsmart the opposing sideâ¦
No, not really, Avalon completely trashed Claymanâs side.
Within five minutes, Yamza made a retreat order. Unfortunately, the magic barrier surrounding them was designed specifically to prevent any kind of fleeing done by anyone NOT an ally of the caster.
Even more surprising is that Rimuru had no part in constructing the barrier. Hell, Rimuru didnât touch anything to do with the battle either, except for the Fortnite video collection.
The plan went flawlessly. Lure them into a barrier zone made by Shuna while Benimaru, Hakurou, Shion, Gabil, Geld, Ranga and the rest of the army went wild and crushed them. Itâs a simple plan but quite unbreakable.
And did I mention that the barrier also blocked any kind of transmission? So Clayman has no clue this is happening.
At all.
And he wonât until Walpurgis.
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Name: Rimuru
Race: Origin Slime
Protection: Crest of Space
Title: Highest Tier Spirit, Leader of the Monsters, Onii-chan, King of Avalon, Master of Headpats, Procrastinator King, The Nutcracker, socially awkward cringe slightly chuuni slime, True Dragon Slayer, Sensei, World's Strongest, Overpowered to a stupid degree, Mikoto's Equal
???: [Codex: Illyasviel]
Ultimate Skills: [Yahweh, God of Creation], [Odin, God of Runes], [Azathoth, God of Void (Alternative)]
Equipment: Yamato - Genesis
DJDAN
A/N: It's a trap!
MC: It's a trap!
Mikoto: It's a trap!
Illya: It's a trap!
Felix: I'm a trap nyan~!
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