I'm walking through town. Everything is going along nicely, however, everyone is gone. I donât see anyone, even on this usually busy street.
Then, out of nowhere, a wild busty onee-san attacks!
Onee-san- âAra ara~~â
*Gunshot!*
*Shatter!*
Rimuru- âDonât you fucking Ara ara me!â
I jump up from my sitting position, shouting at the top of my lungs.
(A/N: A heads up, I donât have anything against busty Ara ara Onee-sans, this is just comedy.)
Mikoto- âRimuru!?â
Mikoto looks over at me in shock, wondering what just happened in my illusion.
Yes, illusion. I remember now, I was doing that damn training again. God, I'm gonna kill whoever made thought up of thatâ¦
⦠Oh waitâ¦
Rimuru- âNothing, donât mind it.â
Mikoto sighs while shaking her head, and stretches out her arms to me. Acting on habit, I jump towards her and transform into my slime form, landing right in her arms.
Sheâs gotten way less embarrassed at holding me like this.
*Jingle!*
Her bracelet rattles a bit from the impact. I look at it while smiling a bit internally. She rarely takes it off. I'm glad. Though I'm sure itâs more because itâs the only gekota object here in this world than anything elseâ¦
Rimuru- âWanna grab something to eat?â
Mikoto- âMmm.â
She nods in agreement.
We both exit the âIllusion Roomâ as I call it, with me in Mikotoâs arms. Itâs a side room I made in our house that has the illusion runes all written down in it so I donât have to write a new set every day.
Shizu- âHurry up! Stop acting so lovey-dovey already!â
Mikoto- âW-weâre not acting lovey-dovey! Mouâ¦â
Mikoto pouts as a shade of red slightly spreads across her cheeks.
Rimuru- âCouldnât you just get food outside?â
Shizu- âItâs not as good as your food.â
What an honest answer. I feel like I've been spoiling Shizu too much lately. Should I be harsher on her?
Shizu, as if feeling my intentions, immediately rolls on her back and begins to act cute.
Shizu- âMeow~â
Oh my goodness, look at this cute little creature. What? Be harsher to her? Donât be ridiculous. Who can reject this devious little cat devil?
Mikoto and I sit down at our own seats at the table with Shizu sitting on the table itself before I transform into my human form again and activate a skill.
[Creation].
And like that, sparkling food appears on the table releasing a heavenly aroma.
Rimuru/Mikoto/Shizu- ââItadakimasuââ
And so we clap our hands/paws in front of us, say our thanks, and begin eating. Some Japanese traditions from Mikoto and Shizu rubbed off on me. Shizu didnât really remember WHY she did itâ¦
âIt just felt right.â
⦠or, so she said.
Whatâs that? Why donât I cook food normally? Hah. Donât be ridiculous. Do you think I can cook for myself? I barely even know how to cook instant noodles. Sometimes I forget the noodles entirely and I end up with just this pot of flavoured water.
Yeah. Itâs that bad.
But with my broken skill [Creation] I can make godly food that tastes amazing. Remember the first meat bun I ate when I first gained my human form? The one that caused me to foodgasm? This food is about as good as that.
Remembering that event makes me thank myself for eating it in my female form, or else moaning in my male or gender-neutral form would be so embarrassing. Now, however, weâve all gained a form of resistance to it.
Of course, that meat bun was just an ordinary incredibly tasty meat bun. The food in front of me is infused with magicules enhancing the taste and the table has runes written under it to enhance any food placed on it as well.
Imagine if I made a meat bun with this setup⦠I'm drooling just thinking about it.
No no, my sense of self might be erasedâ¦
Anyway, during these 3 weeks since we returned from the Orc Lord event, a few more things happened.
For one, Yamato evolved into a Mythic weapon. Even with my Crest of Space, Yamato could only cut through the world.
(A/N: You say that like itâs weak.)
This is even when I'm supporting it with my infinite magicules. However, now that it evolved, I can probably cut the sun in half.
While still standing here on this planet, mind you.
Furthermore, it now acts as a kind of âfocusâ that lets me control my spatial powers even better. As a consequence, [Spatial Motion] evolved into [Dominate Space] and now I can do SO many more things. With Yamatoâs focusing abilities, I can even be precise enough to split every single one of Shizuâs hairs in half. At the same time.
Shizu, meanwhile, suddenly felt a shiver go down her spine. She temporarily stopped eating, looked left and right, before shrugging and going back to stuffing her face in her food.
I might even be able to use my spatial abilities even in an anti-magic field. I know Yamato can evolve even further, but I'm not exactly sure what the next step isâ¦
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Fucking WHAT!? Genesis!? The fuck is that!?
>
What? I donât remember anything about Genesis weapons⦠I must've forgotten it. [Raphael] can dig up forgotten memories like that, something I'm thankful for.
While I was thinking about such things, we finish eating.
Rimuru- âRight, I think itâs about time I test some things out.â
I get up and begin to leave. Shizu thinks for a second before hopping off the table and following after me. Mikoto fidgets a little before copying Shizu.
I quickly find myself at the experimental site. On the way here Ranga also hopped out of my shadow and also decided to follow. He couldâve also just sat in my shadow and watch from there, but maybe heâs gotten a bit bored.
As an aside, Ranga and Shizu used to be at odds with each other, but recently they started to at least tolerate each other.
Ranga- âHairball.â
Shizu- âUseless dog.â
Trust me, it used to be a lot worse.
Rimuru- âNot now, two of you.â
Ranga- âYes Master.â
Shizu- âOkaaayyyâ¦â
I smirk at their antics and look forward again. I unsheathe Yamato, fill it with magicules, and swing it downwards.
*Sounds of 4th Wall-chan breaking*
(A/N: Fuck! What have you done!?)
Rimuru- âEh?â
*Chapter will have to end here while the Author fixes 4th Wall-chan.*
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Name: Rimuru
Race: Origin Slime
Protection: Crest of Space
Title: Highest Tier Spirit, Leader of the Monsters
Ultimate Skills: [Illya, Heaven's Feel] [Raphael, Lord of Wisdom] [Belzebuth, Lord of Gluttony]
Intrinsic Skills: [Infinite Regeneration] [Universal Shapeshift] [Universal Sense] [Multilayer Barrier] [Enhanced Replication] [Universal Thread]
Unique Skills: [Creation] [Rune Master]
Extra Skills: [Lord's Ambition] [Thought Communication] [Control Wind] [Dark Flame] [Control Particles] [Dominate Space]
Tolerances: [Cancel Pain] [Resist Melee Attack] [Cancel Natural Elements] [Cancel Ailments] [Resist Spiritual Attack] [Resist Holy Attack]
Equipment: Yamato, Harpe
DJDAN
A/N: If you wanna blame someone for the chapter suddenly ending, blame MC
MC: Bitch, the chapter was gonna end anyway.
AN: Fuck you, no it wasnt... I might've written an extra line or two...
MC: ಠ_à²
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