The whole place was in stitches!
Countless people were jumping up!
The enchanting "The endless horizon is my love" was floating in the air, a half-country-half-western song that had successfully brainwashed everyone!
And every time Teacher Admirable Fish raised the microphone and belted out:
"Stay! Here!"
Everyoneâs laughter escalated even further!
Oh my gosh, is this still that high-profile Fish Daddy?
You didnât like it when we described you as refined and sophisticated, did you?
Do you always have to be this amusing?â
Are you serious about only singing three words?
You get on stage and frighten the other singers, they all thought you were going to pull out the big gun!
Everyone knows youâre The Masked Singer!
But you, The Masked Singer, took the stage in front of countless audiences from Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, and belted out a song about feeling lonely?
Stay here?
Do these three words really need you to sing them?
Dare you try some other lyrics?
Alright then.
So you finally sing something different, and all that comes out is "Yo yo, stay here!"?
...
In front of the screen.
In Lin Yuanâs house.
Lin Xuan was laughing so hard her stomach hurt: "Oh my God!"
Lin Yao said: "Mom, sister is calling you."
Mom ignored her, her face was serious, body swaying along with the melody, as if she just heard The Fate Symphony!
The epoch is beckoning!
...
Meanwhile.
A lot of people were watching "Our Song".
The family was lost in laughter.
But the elder ladies watched with earnest expressions on their faces.
And their profound comments: "This song... is nice!"
...
On the stage.
Wei Haoyun finally finished singing: "Forever singing the Most Dazzling Ethnic Style, itâs the most beautiful stance in the whole sky!"
The music was still banging!
Budum, du du du dum, dum dum dum dum.
The sound seemed like it was pouring out from a loudspeaker.
When the melody ended, the entire venue burst into a sea of laughter!
...
The bullet screen was already overflown:
"Daddy Fishâs song is divine!"
"Holy moly, thoroughly brainwashed!"
"Why do I want to listen to it again?"
"Donât stop the music!"
"Stay here!"
"Yo yo yo, stay here!"
"â¦"
By the end of the song, the audience could all sing along, especially with the three words, "Stay here.", which countless people mimicked!
...
An Hongâs familiar stifling-a-laugh face appeared on stage.
The audience had just started to calm down, but they were sent into peals of laughter again!
"Iâm done holding it inâ¦"
An Hong was clutching his stomach in laughter for a while before he finally calmed down: "Teacher Admirable Fishâs backing vocals are according to the rules because he really didnât sing much."
The audience burst into laughter again.
Wei Haoyun also chuckled: "Teacher Admirable Fish said he wanted to sing backup for me. After rehearsal, I asked him why he hadnât sung, and he said he didâ¦I had to listen carefully to the song and only then realized he actually did singâ¦"
The audience shouted: "Stay here!"
Lin Yuan: "â¦"
Itâs not just those three words.
There was clearly also "Yo yo, letâs go!"
An Hong was still laughing: "How could Teacher Admirable Fish write such a song, we were all dumbfounded after hearing it! It doesnât seem like a song you would write! The singers and composers backstage also burst into laughter, many of them were jumping up and down!"
Lin Yuan emphasized, in a rare fashion: "This song is amazing."
This song is indeed extraordinary.
In the Celestial Dynasty on earth, it swept across the nation after its release and was even performed on the Spring Festival Gala!
At the same time, this song is one of the most popular pieces played during square dancing!
Even those who usually look down on this type of music were compelled to appreciate the genius composition of "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" after listening to it.
This is something that many professionals have acknowledged.
Itâs hard to define the songâs style because itâs quite a mix, has a dance vibe to it, as well as ethnic elements.
Countrified and Westernized, the blend is just perfect.
Most singers couldnât bring out this kind of flavor, it was only because the program paired Lin Yuan with Wei Haoyun that he brought out this song.
"Indeed itâs amazing, weâre all brainwashed."
An Hong laughed: "Tonightâs final performance has ended. Please, Teacher Wei Haoyun and Teacher Admirable Fish, return to your seats. Now itâs time for our ranking stage. Audience on-site as well as in front of the screens, please take out your phones and vote for the songs you support!"
â¦
Itâs time to vote!
Lin Yuan sat in his seat, his eyes showing a hint of curiosity. He had no idea what ranking "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" would end up with.
Simultaneously.
The scrolling comments were also in discussion:
"Iâm voting for âWings of Steelâ!"
"Thatâs called âWings of Loveâ!"
"I feel like Mikeâs performance was the best!"
"I like Teacher Zheng Jingâs song!"
"I also want to vote for Zheng Jing... Damn it, my phone was snatched away."
"Holy crap, my phone got snatched too!"
"Your mom?"
"Why are you cursing!"
"I mean, was it your mom who took it?"
"...Yes."
"Me too."
The comments went silent.
Because just when a lot of viewers preparing to vote, their mothers showed off their family status!
Dominance!
No voting for other songs, just "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style"!
All the middle-aged ladies fell in love with this song!
...
At the Linâs residence.
Mom growled, "Vote for my son!"
Lin Xuan trembled, "Iâll vote now..."
Lin Yao glanced at the title she had just written. Because she used "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" as her background music, she made many mistakes.
Helpless.
Voting for older brother.
Mom looked at Antarctica, "Vote for my son!"
Antarctica glanced at Lin Yuan on the TV, then looked at the domineering mom, and whined.@@novelbin@@
...
On the stage.
An Hong laughed, "Alright, the results of this round are out. Letâs take a look at the voting situation of these songs."
On the big screen.
The ten songs started to rise in the bar chart format.
Some songs gradually stopped.
One...
Two...
Three...
When the statistics for the nine songs stopped, "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" was still going!
There were gasps of surprise from the audience!
Twenty million...
Thirty million...
Forty million...
Fifty million...
Finally, "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" scored 94.13 million votes!
This was the most crazily voted song since the show aired, receiving almost one hundred million votes!
"I didnât do it willingly!"
"Ah, my mom wanted me to vote!"
"My mom is too domineering!"
"I didnât dare resist!"
"..."
The comments rolled in at a high speed!
People were shocked to find:
This songâs destructive power against middle-aged ladies was unprecedented!
This was the power of these middle-aged ladies, as they all urged their family members to vote for this song!
Tacky?
Rural?
It doesnât matter!
Whatâs important is, the middle-aged ladies love it!
They really, really love this song!
In a certain household.
A middle-aged woman took out her phone and yelled in the square dance group, "Ladies, letâs change the song for tonight!"
In the group.
The member with the coach title said, "Iâm going to arrange a new dance for everyone!"
Someone in the group was confused, "What song are we changing to?"
A myriad of middle-aged ladies simultaneously replied, "Most Dazzling Ethnic Style!"
Even "+1" was skipped.
All middle-aged ladies, speaking in unison!
That night.
"Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" swept across all the squares!
That night!
The square dancing ladies of Qin, Qi, Chu, and Yan, all found their own theme song!