âB-blerrghâ¦â
I pushed myself off Ferâs back and practically collapsed on all fours and vomited onto the featureless dry grass.
ââOi, are you alright?ââ
ââAruji~~?ââ
âGoodness, why are you so weak?â
âDamn you, whose fault do you think it is that Iâm like this?â
I glared at Fer. After three days of non-stop, high-speed travelling, my nerves had been worn thin.
âIt canât be helped, it must be done to get out of this boring floor quickly.â
âI objectedâ¦â
âSo you did, but the majority voted to move quickly, so you cannot put the whole blame on me.â
âKuhâ¦â
On the first day of the high-speed trip, I was ready to give up and suggested that we move slower. However, Fer insisted on getting through this floor quickly. He was backed by Sui and Dora-chan, those traitors⦠[5a]
Thankfully, [8] I had made all those ready food for our meals. All I had to do was pull things out of the [Item Box] and assemble them for my familiars. Personally, I could not stomach the idea of eating real food and ended up surviving on nutritional jelly from [Net Super]. Man, this brings me back to those back-to-back overtime daysâ¦
âMu, it canât be helped since youâre weak⦠but I supposed we could stay the night.â
Fer indicated that he could really run all night, but Iâm glad for the respite. My stamina was at its limit and we had just arrived at a cave that should lead to the 43rd Floor.
[8] We were all a little hesitant about charging forward. Okay, fine, I was a little wary about charging forward blindly and Fer at least recognised that and allowed me to rest for the night.
[8] It helped that I all but bribed my familiars with Cutlet Sandwiches made with Gigantic Minotaur meat.
Burp.
âUmu, itâs delicious.â
ââBread is the best, especially with meat!ââ
ââYummy~ââ
Well, Iâm glad you guys like it, but Iâm afraid just looking at the oily crunchy starchy food just made me want to hurl.
Instead, I opted to cook a little congee on a portable stove. The very first one I bought off [Net Super] in fact.
Wow, it feels kind of nostalgic.
To make this very nutritious and easy-on-the-stomach Egg Congee, I first heat up some water, dashi granules, soy sauce, mirin and salt in an earthenware pot. Once the water starts boiling, I stir in some cooked rice. This is an easy hack for quick congee, thereâs no way Iâm going through the whole process of soaking and simmering congee from raw rice.
Once the rice reached the consistency I wanted, I stirred in a couple of beaten eggs. The eggs firmed up quickly and after adjusting the flavour with a bit of pepper and salt, it was ready to be eaten.
In fact, it would be nice to add some chopped onions or shredded seaweed on top, but Iâm too exhausted to bother with such niceties. Today, I just ladled a bit of the Egg Congee into a small bowl, blew on a spoonful of the congee and sipped it carefully.
âHaahhhâ¦. that really hits the spot,â I sighed happily, feeling a little less dead than just now.
I took another sip of congee and felt a gentle poke on my thigh.
âHm?â I looked down and saw that it was Sui poking me with her tentacle.
ââAruji~ Is that delicious?ââ
âWell, I like it. Would you like some, Sui?â
ââYes~ââ
I ladled some into a little bowl and gave it to her. Sui immediately went all over it, literally.
âHow is it?â
ââHmmm, itâs good, but Sui likes meaty~~ââ
âHaha, I thought youâd say that.â
The consistency of the rice had been boiled to something resembling paste and the taste was very diluted so as not to cause strain on my poor stomach.
âOi, seconds.â
ââSame!ââ
ââSui too~ââ
After a decent meal, I, who had suffered for the past few days, slept like a log for once.
âAfter going down these steps, we will reach the 43rd Floor.â
âUmu, the next floor had better not be a wasteland of nothing. If itâs still the same⦠well, even a gentle soul like myself would get mad.â
âEr, did you just call yourself a gentle soul?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWhat are you implying?â
âNothing, nothing, itâs just, well, there are recorded historical events about you destroying whole countries. Thereâs⦠also the way you ruthlessly hunt down monstersâ¦â
âThis and that are completely different things.â
âAnd how is it different, exactly?â
ââRight! Enough arguing. Letâs goo!!ââ
Dora-chan flew between us and shot towards the stairs.
ââWait for Sui~ââ
Sui bounced off Ferâs head and bounded quickly down.
âWait, you two!â
We all more or less piled out the staircase and onto the 43rd Floor.
â⦠â¦â
ââAruji~ itâs full of sand~ââ
Indeed, it was a vast expanse of nothing but yellow sand.
I sighed, bracing myself for Ferâs tantrum when-
âKukuku⦠Fuhahahaha! Rejoice, Sui! Itâs here! Monsters have delivered themselves up to be slaughtered!â
ââReally?! Yahoo!!ââ
ââYay~ Sui will pew pew lots and lots~!ââ
[9] Ah, well, is this actually a better reaction? I donât know anymoreâ¦
[9]
âGood, itâs here.â
âHere?â I look in the direction Fer was staring and flinched.
ââA herd of Sand Scorpions!ââ
ââYay~~!ââ
Indeed, a huge group of 1-meter-tall Sand Scorpions were stomping towards us.
âWait, if thereâs an entire group of Sand Scorpionsâ¦â
âMwahaha! That fellowâs here!â
Fer flicked his paw and the Claw Slash attack split a Giant Sand Scorpion in half.
The large monster that had just pushed itself out of the sand about 30 meters away died in a flashâ¦
Without their apparent leader, the rest of the Sand Scorpions tried to run away.
ââYouâre not escaping me!!ââ
ââEi~! Ei~! Ei~!ââ
Ice Spears and Acid Bullets rained down on the scattering Sand Scorpions.
ââHm~ some ran away~ââ
Indeed, some of the Sand Scorpions were nothing but red and black dots in the distance.
âDo not worry, there is plenty of prey around.â
ââExcellent!ââ
ââYay~!ââ
â⦠whatever, just help me collect some of these Drops.â
[9]
Luckily, Ferâs barrier could also be adjusted to keep the heat out and our group proceeded through the desert in a timely manner.
Along the way, we encountered all sorts of monsters. These included, but not limited to:
Sand Scorpions â 1-meter-tall black and red scorpions
Sand Worm â 3-meter-long giant earthworm with jagged teeth
Death Sidewinder â 3-meter-tall rattlesnake
Sand Golem â golems made of⦠sand
In short, the monsters we saw here were similar to the ones from Doranâs desert field dungeon. I should also note that we are no longer moving in a straight line like we had the previous two floors. Instead, it felt like Fer was deliberately leading the party into various monster horde.
I would like to protest, seeing those poor monsters getting squashed the moment we sighted them was rather pitiful⦠Then again, considering the week-long (?) frustration they had suffered from lack of prey and the featureless wildernessâ¦
Well, I guess thereâs no harm in letting them take their feelings out against dungeon monsters.
Instead of worrying over the ethics of slaughtering dungeon monsters, I bought myself a UV protection hoodie and focussed on collecting Drops instead.
Eventually, after destroying several groups of monsters, we came upon something that looked like a dark brown sphere. It looked huge, even from where we were standing.
[10]
âHm? Is that some kind of weird structure?â
âNo, itâs also a monster.â
âThat perfect sphere is a monster?â
âNo, that thing behind it.â
âThe thing behind it⦠eek!â
An obviously insectile head popped out from behind the brown sphere. Suddenly, I know what the brown sphere was and what kind of insect we were looking at.
âA- a dung beetle?!â I shouted.
[10]
[5a]
âOh, you just attracted its attention,â said Fer mildly.
Goro goro goro goro
âUgh, itâs pushing the giant dung over!! Somebody stop it!!â
[Gumihou: Changed the ending, deleted the âkyaa!â from Mukouda and to âeww, giant dung!â instead.]
[1] Structural Change: Combine 2 paragraphs
[2] Structural Change: Combine 3 paragraphs
[3] Structural Change: Combine paragraph & dialogue
[4] Structural Change: Change passive sentence to dialogue
[5] Delete Repetitive or Pointless Information⦠starting to delete pointless scenes now
[a] Deleted âyou idiot, why are you so loud. You attracted its attentionâ. Because Iâd think Fer would be more annoyed if itâs âyou idiot, youâre too loud and it ran awayâ
[6] Additional Information for Aesthetic Purpose
[7] Add Dialogue Tag
[8] Creative License â Added details on the food and travelling situation after [5a]
[9] Pre-battle dialogue
[10] Spherical monster (?), the original dialogue did not make sense. So, make it more natural and logical. Also, provide a more hilarious and realistic version of the dung beetle attack, complete with onomatopoeia.
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