Gumihou: Deleted most of the âAhhh!! Iâm scaredâ x many, many times and tighten up the writing in general. Too many changes to note.
The next morning, at Ferâs request, I made everyone a breakfast of Yakiniku Bowl with plenty of meat on nostalgic portable stoves that had fallen out of use ever since I had gotten the magic stove.
Once breakfast was over, it was time to get down to the very serious business of Behemoth Hunting.
We all got onto Grandpa Gonâs back and began tracking down the evil Behemoth that had destroyed my magic stove.
âA-aughhâ¦â
I had been filled with determination before Grandpa Gon launched himself into the sky. I was now filled with nausea and air sickness⦠I tried focusing on other things to lessen the feeling of nauseaâ¦
â⦠-go that way,â
âUmu, very well.â
Arrghhh, wherever âthat wayâ was, it banked hard to the side, which was not at all pleasant on my stomachâ¦
I tried looking over Grandpa Gonâs shoulders, they did say to combat air sickness, one should look into the horizon or somethingâ¦
â⦠â¦â well, it sort of worked, until I looked downâ¦
âGo right again,â said Fer.
Augghhhhâ¦.
What the heck is happening??!!
âUmu, it looks like the Behemoth is on the move. It may be trying to evade us.â
â⦠â¦â so this was all the Behemothâs fault!!?? I knew I was not that bad when flying on GG Airways before this.
âLeft now.â
Arrghhhâ¦
Finally, after what felt like forever, but probably closer to 10 minutes, Fer said, âThere, that cave.â
âHmm, so, it thinks it could hide from us there?â
ââIâll go check it out!!ââ Dora-chan called out as he launched himself into the air and flew down.
ââBad monster~!!ââ
âAh, Suiâ¦â
Too late, Sui was already free falling down⦠along with Fer.
âOi!! Come out!â Fer yelled into the cave.
ââOi!!!ââ
ââBad monster~!!!ââ
With a thump, Grandpa Gon landed at the mouth of the cave. I gratefully slid down and hugged the stable ground.
Grandpa Gon shouted, âIf you donât come out, weâll go in and get you!!!â
All was quiet for a moment. Then, I felt it. A rumble that went through my entire body. I blinked.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
âItâs coming!â Fer roared.
Gurroooooo!!!!
ââHahah!! There you are!!ââ
ââBad monster~! Sui will beat you~!!ââ
âYou stole our dinner, pay with your life,â Fer growled.
âHmm, this is a world where the strongest survive, donât think badly of us,â Grandpa Gon said grandly.
â⦠â¦â I had nothing to contribute to the wave of aggressive opening dialogues. I was too busy squinting my eyes at somethingâ¦
ââHere we goo!!!ââ
ââMeat~~!!!ââ
âStop!!! Stop! Stop! Stop!â I shouted, leaping to my feet and running forward.
Fortunately, my familiars stopped attacking.
ââAruji~?ââ
ââEh? What?ââ
âStop, I mean, look at the Behemothâs feet.â
Under the gigantic monster, were⦠two small wriggling balls. They wereâ¦
âOh? So, this creature has younglings with it?â
âUmu, looks like itâ¦â
âGuwoooo!!!â
âFufufu, I supposed that explains its unexpected ferocity,â
âAnd the need to hide, humph, donât think that I would lose to such a-â
âWait!! Fer, what are you talking about?! That Behemoth has kids, donât tell me youâre going to attack it?â
âWhy not?â
âWhy n- whyyy???â
âIt ate our dinner, it should pay with its life.â
âIndeed.â
âNo!! Thatâs itâs just some meat, I mean, I can make it again.â
âHumph, for a creature to have children, it must be strong to protect them. If they are too weak, thatâs their fault.â Grandpa Gon said matter-of-factly.
âIndeed.â
â⦠â¦â what kind of dystopia world have I fallen into? âDonât tell me, you are willing to leave those children without a parent to protect them?!â
âUmu, if you are worriedâ¦â
Hahhh⦠did I finally get through to Fer?
ââ¦Iâll kill the children too.â
Hiii!!!
âWhat?! Wh-wh-why would you say something so terrible?!â
The Behemoth babies were making whimpering sounds now. Did they somehow sense Ferâs terrible intent? Ugh, I have to stop my crazy familiars from acting out. Think, what should I say to make them stop?
However, the only thing I could think of was, âStop, just stop it, letâs just go home. I want to go home.â
âEeehhhhhâ¦â
âDonât you guys âeeehhhâ me, weâre going back, thatâs final.â
âNuu
, it ate my dinner.â
âI can make the dinner again.â
ââ¦your magic stoveâ¦â
âI have plenty of money. I can buy a better one!â
âKuuh⦠you said you made meatballs? I want the same thing!â
ââNo, I want something else. I want, uh, I wantâ¦ââ
Dora-chan was clearly just trying to make trouble for me and score more food, but I was willing to indulge him.
âI have lots of minced meat thanks to Sui. I can make Salisbury steaks, minced meat cutlets, different kinds of meatballsâ¦â
ââSalisbury steaks~! With white stuff inside~~ââ
Ah, Sui-tan~ thank you for jumping onto this suggestion.
âOu, Sui wants Cheese-in Salisbury Steaks,â I said loudly. âA very good choice, Sui always has very good taste.â
ââYay~~ââ
âUmu, Salisbury steaks sounds good,â was Ferâs slightly reluctant remark. âFine, but I want all meat steaks. Extra thick steaks.â
âOho? Is this food a different kind of steak?â asked Grandpa Gon curiously. âI donât believe I ever had it.â
ââFufu, meat and cheese are very good together,ââ said Dora-chan knowingly. ââHowever, I must say the attraction point of Salisbury Steaks had to be its sweet and savoury sauce. The sauce makes the steaks! It is especially tasty with bread.ââ
âUmu, I want fried eggs on the steaks.â
âFried egg? How do you fry eggs?â
âHumph, you donât even know what fried eggs are? Wellâ¦â
Hahhh⦠at least my familiars are now distracted by the prospect of food. Really, these gluttonsâ¦
Anyway, thanks to them being distracted by thoughts of food (and a sense of superiority over an indulgent Grandpa Gon) we quickly left the place via GG Airways.
As we rose over the hills, I look down at the disappearing sight of the increasingly tiny Behemoth and its two offspring.
Hopefully, we never meet again.
[Gumihou: Okay, Iâll admit it, I took a lot of liberties. It was mostly action and confrontation scenes, Eguchi-sanâs weak point.]
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