AYYY, IT'S TIME FOR Q&A!! THIS WAS A LOTTA FUN HEHE THANK YOU FOR ASKING ALL THE QUESTIONS!! <3
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Are you gonna make a sequel with their kids?
Maybe? Listen, I'm currently stuck with no inspiration whatsoever and the Wattys being announced for this year isn't making me feel any more inspired, I've been writing to write but it's just not working. BUT, I'm definitely considering writing a sequel. Maybe with Theodore? Or Tiger and Lily? Or some other child of theirs ;)
Do any of the characters end up having more kids?
Luna and Dylan? Nah, having Theodore has traumatized them enough.
Adrian and Bailey? Well, yes, they are still... active but they're satisfied with Tiger and Lily. Hehe.
Anna and Blake? Well, you know how much they... love their night life. Sometimes they make it day life. Who am I kidding, they just love frick fracking each other so much, but if Anna's preggo then she won't be able to frick frack for a couple months and neither of them are gonna have that. Therefore, they adopted a kid. Also because both of them are from foster care and they know how it feels and Anna knows how amazing it is to be adopted so therefore they adopted a kid. *cue the awwwws*
Yo Adrian! Why'd you get tattoos?
Tattoos are cool. If you want me to be all sappy and shit, then you're not gonna get that. I'm only sappy with Bailey. Literally, she made me drink maple syrup just so she could lick it off my lips during- Why am I even telling you this?
Brooke Lilac- Answer their question Adrian.
No.
Brooke Lilac- You know, I don't even know why I let you steal Bailey's line. She's much more responsible with it.
No.
Brooke Lilac- *takes out a cage with Tarantulas* Start talking.
It made me feel like I could write my own life story. Made me feel in control of my own life, especially after I spent an entire year in jail because of something I didn't do. There, I hope that made you happy.
*cue the applause*
Who have Tiger and Lily taken after more? Bailey or Adrian?
Bailey- Well first off, I would like to thank all of you for having us in this interview. It means so much to me. *dramatically tears up*
Adrian- Shut up and answer their questions.
Bailey- No.
Adrian- HOW IS SHE MORE RESPONSIBLE WITH THE LINE THAN ME?! JUST LOOK AT HER!
Bailey- No.
Adrian- Can we not do this in front of people, baby?
Bailey- *sighs* No.
Adrian- You're so mean to me all the time!
Bailey- That's not very mature to say in front of an audience, Adrian.
Adrian- But- you-
Bailey- I'd say that both Lily and Tiger or as we call him, Kitty have taken after Adrian's antisocial personality. However, both of them have gotten my ravishingly good looks. *flips hair*
Adrian- You just whacked my face with your hair!
Bailey- Stop complaining.
Adrian- Anyway, I have to agree. I'm glad they're not big on friends because inviting the friends to birthday parties would be so much work. Especially when parents tag along because then I'd actually have to pretend I have to like talking to them.
Bailey- Clearly pretending comes easier to you when it's that hot English teacher at Kitty and Lily's school.
Adrian- She was flirting with me, not the other way around! You know I'd never be unfaithful.
Bailey- I was just joking you Gopher. Anyway, to answer your question, I'd definitely say that Tiger and Lily have some traits from the both of us although Theodore has been the person they look up to the most. I don't know why honestly, of course I love my nephew but a couple days with him and you acquire the language of a sailor.
Adrian- What she said.
Bailey- Anyway, thank you so much for your time! I love you!
Kaden, how can you be so awesome? What is the secret to your personality?
I don't see how my manipulative, cold personality can be awesome but it does get a lot of girls on my bed.
The secret? I was raised this way. If you were brought up in the same environment as me you'd turn out the same way as well. There aren't many secrets. I was raised in the mafia, I was supposed to follow a strict diet, workout routines and training. You turn out manipulative when your incentive is to get what you want within these strict restrictions. If you know people in the mafia, they won't give in to you easily, unless you're a lover baby like Adrian who's a simp for your woman...
Adrian- I honestly don't know why he's in this interview.
Anyway, that's my answer. If you read this, good for you. If you didn't, good for you.
What are all your opinions on blue cookies?
Adrian- I prefer pink cookies because strawberries are pink. What would blue represent anyway? Blueberry? No, I'm good.
Bailey- I'm saying this because Adrian doesn't like blue cookies. I would totally eat them! You know why? Because Adrian's judgement is wrong when it comes to flavors.
Adrian- Strawberry is amazing!
Bailey- No.
Theodore- My favorite color is red, so you think you could hand me a red velvet cookie?
Luna- You ate five.
Dylan- *hands him the cookie* Of course.
Kaden- No wonder he's spoiled. I also don't eat cookies.
Anna- My opinion is yes.
Blake- My opinion is also yes.
Adrian, what's your favorite animal?
Horny Bailey in bed.
Dylan, why are you dumb?
*le gasp* I'm not dumb! This isn't a valid question. Security!
Adrian, who is your bias in BTS?
I don't li-
Blake- He says he's OT7 but I know that he prefers Suga.
Shut up before I make you babysit the twins!
Anna, would you reconsider having kids with Blake someday in the future?
Anna- Blake and I have already adopted a son and we couldn't be happier with him. Besides, getting pregnant means months of no sex and that wouldn't be healthy.
Adrian, what is your most significant tattoo?
Easy. Bailey's name on my chest.
Adrian, what is your favorite BTS song and what other K-pop groups do you stan?
I don't really-
Blake- His favorite song is Mic Drop Steve Aoki remix and he doesn't mind listening to other kpop groups but doesn't have the time to stan them.
I guess me and Bailey have some free time because you get to babysit the twins.
Anna- Blakey Wakey, you know I love you but I'm gonna need some space from you today. It's healthy for our relationship.
Bailey, has Adrian figured out the number for 911 yet?
Nope.
Anna, gurl I salute you! Having to take care of all these crackheads.
Anna- Of course. It's not easy at all and I need chocolate to compensate for all my hard work.
Dylan, grow up.
Rude. I'm going to block you on all my social media.
Luna, how does it feel taking care of three kids?
I don't take care of them. They take care of each other. *cue the inspired clapping* Just kidding, I had to drag Dylan away from a toy store the other day since he was demanding the manager because they didn't have Theodore's favorite toy in stock. Blake... usually quiets down after I give him food and Theodore is my favorite of them all. Sometimes I consider taping his mouth shut because of all the trash that comes out of it but then he does sweet things and I don't want to do it anymore.
Blake, how could you not invite me to your wedding?!
Um... ANNA WAS IN CHARGE OF INVITES!
Anna- Another reason why I won't help you babysit the twins tonight.
Does being one of the greatest mafia leaders in the country affect your responsibility as husband and father?
Damn, things got serious. Well, it does affect my responsibilities because I don't get to spend as much time with Tiger and Lily as I hope to. To make up for it, I try to keep them as happy as possible in other ways. But as a husband... I'm always at home during bedtime. If you know what I mean. Sometimes, when Bailey gets time off work, she joins me at... work so I don't feel like I'm lacking in that department.
Blake, why are you so adorable at times?
What can I say. I am who I am.
Bailey, first of, you're my favorite character ILYSM<3, and I've always wanted to ask you, apart from the fact that your dad's dead and that #Baidrian is happily ever after and you have amazing, supportive, loving and wonderful friends (Lucky), what else do you want to do or what do you want to achieve and are you willing to share your story to the world someday?
Ah, another question for me. Gosh, I'm so popular. *fans self dramatically* Well, for one, just because Adrian is loaded doesn't mean I'm not going to work. I am a pediatrician because kids are cute. It's always fun telling them stories such as the monster coming to get them if they don't take their medicine. Then sending them home with a Dora the Explorer sticker.
But in all seriousness, I want to be a good parent to my children, especially considering my dad... and mom. And if I were to share my story, I'd share it with the intent that if anyone is going through anything they should know that doors aren't shut. You're a king, queen or any royal in between. You got this.
Oh and pro tip: if you ever want to escape, all you need to do is be dumb enough to approach black cars in the middle of night.
Anna- Another pro tip: do not try that at home.
Blake, grow tall.
Meany, meany, pants in a beany.
Kaden, Sup, and also , behind Dylan and Luna's back.....Will you teach Theo how to use a gun?
Yes. No more questions.
Bailey yo Queen! I love you so much! Btw how are you so pretty?
I'm so flattered you think I'm pretty. My skin care routine is getting Adrian's kisses all over my face.
To the amazing Author- You are an amazing person, you deserve all the love in the world! Ilyyy
Aw, thank youuuuuuuuu you're so sweet! I lubs all of you!! <3 <3