âIâve scanned pretty much every bit of Mesopotamian artwork I can find, but thereâs no indication of Quenay,â Adele signed. She didnât have the scientific acumen of some of Vellâs friends, but she was still doing her part to pursue the mystery goddess. âI even tried color restoration and analysis to look for any mismatched eyes in old sculptures and frescoes. No dice.â
âWell, thank you for trying, darling,â Lee said, before giving Adele a quick kiss on the cheek. âAll efforts are appreciated.â
âRuling stuff out is just as important to science as getting things right,â Vell said. âWeâll get there.â
Having brought in a handful of the most brilliant minds known to science to study Quenay, the gang had managed to pool their resources and discover absolutely fuck-all. Everywhere they looked they found dead-ends, pointless rumors, and false leads. Cane had gone in pursuit of secret deities a bit more aggressively, and had only three close calls with joining cults to show for it.
âMaybe not this year, but eventually,â Lee said. Time was winding down in the school year, and finals prep was starting to eat up spare time they might have used for experimentation. Any loose ends to be tied up would have to be done swiftly and dramatically, and Lee kind of hoped that wouldnât happen. After last yearâs kidnapping incident, she was hoping for a drama-free final day of school.
Hoping, but not expecting, of course.
Adele began to pack up her research, and tucked all her gathered notes back into her bag. Vell did the same, figuring heâd leave and let Lee and Adele have a romantic chat while they still had time. In spite of his polite attempt to excuse himself, Adele ended up snatching Vell by the wrist and holding him in place.
âDonât move.â
âButterfly again?â
âYep.â
Once again, an enigmatic purple butterfly had alighted on a bush near Vell. Adele had been the first one to make Vell aware there might be something out of the ordinary about the butterfly, and still insisted it might be very important. Lee had poked at the butterfly situation and figured that it (probably) wasnât connected to Quenay, since her trademark was mismatched colors, and the butterflyâs wings were both the same color. After that, sheâd mostly lost interest in studying the mysterious butterfly, in favor of focusing on larger problems. Adele hadnât given up on the lead, though.
She withdrew a complicated, almost camera-like mechanism, and aimed it at the butterfly. After pressing a few buttons, the device made seven clicking noises, flashed once, and then beeped loudly. The final beep scared off the butterfly and set it fluttering into the breeze.
âGot to the beep that time,â Vell said. Adele had used the device several times before, but the butterfly usually got scared off much earlier. âThat mean whatever youâre doing worked?â
âItâs always worked,â Adele signed. âIt just worked better this time. Itâs a multi-spectrum scanner. Like a camera that captures things other than light. Radiation, mana, soundwaves, all sorts of stuff.â
âAnd what exactly do you plan to do with all this butterfly data?â
âPlug it into a multi-spectrum analyzer, if I can find one,â Adele signed. For some reason, multi-spectrum scanners were much easier to find than their analyzer counterparts.
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âOh, Freddyâs got one of those in his lab,â Vell said.
âAre you sure?â
âYeah. Me and the guys got drunk once and multi-spectrum scanned Caneâs butt.â
âHmm. Boys will be boys,â Lee said. âPerhaps we should make a more professional use of the equipment.â
âI donât know, I wouldnât mind having a butt scan,â Adele said.
âButterflies before butts, I think,â Lee said.
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âNo butts,â Freddy said. âThis is school equipment, you know. I got in trouble for that scan.â
âDamn it,â Adele signed.
âThe butterfly scans should be fine, though,â Freddy said. âWeâre due to recalibrate it soon anyway. Iâll say your butterfly scans are the calibration sample.â
Adele handed over her scanner, and Freddy plugged a multitude of wires into it. Both the handheld device and its much larger counterpart started to hum as a massive amount of data was transferred and analyzed. Lee took a seat and examined some (well-shielded) mendelevium samples while Freddy got to work.
âSo, before I take a seat,â Adele signed. âIs this one of those scans that takes hours?â
âNo, it usually takes about-â
The machine dinged like a microwave mid-sentence.
â-that long,â Freddy said. He pressed some buttons on his monitor and took a look. âOh. Hmm.â
âWhatâs going on?â
âHold on a bit and let me actually recalibrate the thing,â Freddy said, as he started typing. âDonât want to introduce an investigation thread that turns out to be a computer error.â
âWouldnât be our first false lead,â Lee sighed.
âI know. Iâve got red hair, doesnât mean I want to be a red herring,â Freddy said, chuckling to himself. The machine dinged once again. âAlright, let me compare that, and...huh.â
âReady to tell us what it is, Fred?â
âLet me show you,â Freddy said. He turned his monitor around to display it to the group. âWeâll take a look at Lee as our control group, since sheâs in the background of most of these shots and doesnât have a magical anomaly on her back like Vell does.â
âSounds scientific. What are we looking at, though?â Adele signed. Freddy was showing off several scans of Lee, but aside from minute, regular variations, there was nothing notable about them.
âWell, this is just whatâs normal,â Freddy said. âLook at the variations. Minor changes, for things like cellular growth and decay, differing energy levels depending on how recently sheâs slept or eaten, minor things. Fluctuations that all happen normally through the passage of time.â
âAs compared to our butterfly, whichâ¦â
âWhich...doesnât,â Freddy said. He moved to the next tab and displayed dozens of scans of the butterfly, all of them exactly identical in every way. âThereâs no growth, no energy change, no variation...no sign that timeâs passing at all.â
âSo the butterfly is, what, locked in time?â Vell asked.
âThatâs one possible description of whatâs happening,â Freddy said. âIâm going to be honest, guys, as I understand it, thereâs no precedent in the conventional laws of physics for this to be possible.â
âWell thatâs about par for the course at this point, honestly,â Vell sighed.
âYeah. If I didnât know about Quenay and Vellâs rune and all that Iâd chalk this up to a computer error,â Freddy said. âBut as it stands, looks like weâve got a butterfly-shaped time anomaly on our hands.â
âWell thatâs fantastic, Iâll add this to our ever-expanding list of problems,â Lee said. âIs there anything else you can glean from this data, Freddy?â
âNothing much. The absence of variation makes it hard to do any more work,â Freddy said.
âThen I thank you wholeheartedly for your help, and I think we will get out of your prodigiously fluffy hair for now,â Lee said.
âSorry for introducing another existential anomaly into your life, bud,â Vell said.
âIt happens,â Freddy said. âI got your back, Vell, no matter how many of these things stack up.â
âReady to go, Adele?â
She did not respond. Lee went to check on her girlfriend and found her staring at the window. Lee followed her eyes and then, with a heavy sigh, pointed out the window. Vell took a look as well.
âOh, of course,â Vell said, to no one in particular. âCouldnât even wait five minutes before you escalated, could you?â
On the windowsill, an impossible purple butterfly fanned its wings in the sunlight -as a second, identical butterfly flitted in the air behind it.