A crazy game, how exciting.
Translator: KunLin
Editors: Amaris, Grump
The apartment that Ye Chao rented for Gou Liang was only five minutes away from the school by foot.
The apartment had two rooms that were 120 square feet each, as well as a living room. For a person living alone, this kind of accommodation was already considered luxurious.
Li LinLing very straightforwardly used the backup key to open up the apartmentâs door and led the others inside. Upon entering, the group of students who were visiting for the first time was immediately stunned by the apartmentâs degree of cleanliness.
Everyone felt very self-conscious as they made sure to neatly line up their shoes by the door. They even questioned if they should set foot inside the apartment. The living room was very spacious. Other than the basic furnitures such as a couch, there wasnât much of anything else. However, all around the apartment were various houseplants that brimmed with vitality. The air around felt fresh and clean, giving off a comfortable sensation. The simple yet dignified decor of the apartment revealed its ownerâs aesthetic as well as his temperament. No matter where one looked, everything was extremely pleasant to look at.
When Gou Liang came back with an armload of stuff, he didnât bother with formalities as the host. Things like setting up the folding table that he had just bought, washing the plates and utensils before use, and making fruit juice could be given to the students to do. Meanwhile, Gou Liang took with him two big bags of ingredients and stationed himself in the kitchen while refusing all offers of help.
Todayâs main dish was hotpot. It was very suitable for a group dinner since it created a very festive atmosphere and it was relatively easy to prepare for a large number of people.
Gou Liang meticulously prepared the ingredients. He moved very fast as he made the sauces as well as the hotpot soup base with deft movements, displaying masterful skills.
While living in the transitional world, Gou Liang would often be unable to fill his stomach. His love and dedication towards food had already been embedded deeply into his soul. Back then, the souls that he liked to receive the most at work were the souls of chefs. He would save his spirit coins and then occasionally spoil himself by going to the high-fee Omniscient Experience Shop in the Space-Time Administration Bureau, where he would turn the recipes that he had gathered from the souls into dish after dish of delicious food. It could be said that in the last thousand years, other than his two dumb spirit pets, this was what he spent most of his money on.
As Gou Liang was lost in concentration, he unexpectedly received a notification from the system.
ãSystem: Ding. Dear Master, the target is currently only three meters away.ã
*
After finishing all the prep work that they could do, Shi Yu looked around in a circle. Some students were on the balcony admiring the flowers, while some were sitting on the couch watching a movie. There were also students gathered around at the table, eating fruits as they made fruit juice⦠In short, the atmosphere was extremely genial. The students acted as if this was their own house. Shi Yu felt restless but, in the end, he still decided to head towards the kitchen to see if there was anything that he could help with.
Just as he chose to walk over, at this time Gou Liang coincidentally pushed open the sliding door of the kitchen. He walked out of the kitchen while holding a XXXL-sized bowl of shaved ice with fruits.
Gou Liang had some difficulties walking while carrying it. When he saw Shi Yu standing there, he looked surprised for a moment before revealing a smile: âDeskmate, you have come just in time. Help me bring it over.â
Shi Yu naturally agreed. He took the bowl of shaved ice and began to walk back. However, he had barely taken two steps when a dummy threw themself towards the shaved ice. The person unabashedly picked up the silver spoon that was placed at the rim of the bowl while taking a big scoop out of the mountain of shaved ice, reveling in the taste as they ate: âIsh so gwood! Qi Cheng, you awe twho awshome!â
Shi Yu: ââ¦â
Even if the dessert was something like an XXXL-sized shaved ice, under the attack of ten or so gluttonous mouths it was still but a drop in the ocean. When Gou Liang walked out of the kitchen, there was no need for him to call anyone for help, the foodie representatives had long become impatient. The moment Gou Liang stuck his head outside the kitchen door, they had already gathered in swarms around him. Some students helped carry over the hotpot ingredients while others brought over the side dishes. There were also a few people who carried over the three hot pots that each had a different flavored base, placing them onto the electric stoves that had already been set up.
As the stoves were turned on, the hotpot soup bases that had already been previously heated to a boiling point immediately began to bubble again. The soups made a gululu sound as it simmered, the dense aroma of spice and food assaulted their senses.
âSo appetizing! ãâãâ
The tomato based soup appeared bright red but wasnât spicy at all while the mildly-spicy and explosively-spicy soup bases were similarly an enticing red. The red hotpot soup bases boiled continuously while releasing strong fragrances, making everyoneâs mouths salivate with anticipation. Not to mention there were also other dishes such as Dapanji, cola chicken wings, beef curry, and mala crayfishâ¦They really didnât want to wait a second longer to dig in!
âQi Cheng, youâre so amazing! Goodness, this is too wonderful!!â
The caliber of this meal had already far surpassed everyoneâs expectations. They hadnât expected that in the one hour that they had been playing around, Gou Liang would be able to make so many delicacies in such a short period of time!
Unable to withstand the temptation, a person started to reach out their chopsticks but was smacked back by a hand beside them: âThe head chef hasnât sat down yet, what are you starting for?â The person could only chew on their chopsticks as they waited impatiently.
Fortunately, Gou Liang didnât make them wait for too long. He just wiped off the sweat on his face and neck before coming out of the kitchen.
âCome, come, everyone. Letâs honor our esteemed chef Daren with a toast!â
Everyone stood up and toasted with fruit juice, their cups clinking against one another. There was no need for any special actions, but they all felt extremely happy. When they sat down after the toast, there was no need for Gou Liang to tell them to start eating. Everyone immediately began to pick food from their favorite dishes. They were close in age so they all felt comfortable with each other; there was no need to be reserved. Some people stood up and circled around the folding table in order to retrieve food, while some pestered others to help them get a portion of dishes that were placed too far from them to reach. Even the most ladylike person present would initiate a fierce staredown with another person in order to snatch a piece of meat.
At present, Shi Yu was probably the only person who felt out of place. He had never experienced this sort of âwhatever floats your boatâ style of eating a meal.
His family didnât exactly have a rule where talking was forbidden during meals but they were still very well-mannered during meal times. This sort of freestyle way of eating really didnât match with his style.
Shi Yu hesitated. When the food that he had planned on reaching for was once again snatched away by someone else for the nth time, he still maintained his smile while glancing at Gou Liang.
The hair on the otherâs forehead was still slightly wet from perspiration, it could be seen that it wasnât easy for the other to prepare this big tableful of food. Shi Yu had long known that Gou Liang had a bone-deep iron will to protect his food. At this moment, he observed Gou Liangâs ruddy face. Because he liked to eat slowly, Gou Liang had skillfully began to hog food into his own bowl⦠Shi Yu now âunderstoodâ the correct way to eat this mealâit was just that his skin was too thin compared to a certain someoneâs.
Gou Liangâs mind was entirely concentrated on eating. For a piece of beef, he didnât hesitate to apply a healthy amount of nose-snubbing and eye-glaring towards his fellow classmates. He completely ignored the etiquette that a host should have towards their guests until the system urged: ãMaster, grasp this chance!ããMaster, the favorability value ah, the favorability value! Donât just think about eating ah, now is not the time to be a foodie!ããStop counting the amount of spirit coins falling into your hands, Master. Do you still remember the mission at hand!ã The system then flooded his mind with a massive flood of ãyingyingyingãbefore Gou Liang, with great reluctance, finally used the serving chopsticks to pick up some white cabbages for Shi Yu. He prompted Shi Yu: âHurry and eat ba, the food tastes very good, thereâs no need to hold back.â
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They ate until all the food was gone.
Everyone practically had the same expression on their faces, making the same motions as they held their content stomachs. They sprawled on in their chairs and basked in the aftertaste while reminiscing about the meal they just had.
Even Shi Yu who had always exercised self-control accidentally ate too much. When he thought no one was paying attention to him, he secretly rubbed his bulging stomach. Gou Liang curved his eyes in happiness. Although he had seen Shi Yuâs action, he didnât expose Shi Yu. Otherwise, he would have been given a (^_^) by Shi Yu, his standard smiling face.
Li LinLing said: âWe canât just be sitting here doing nothing, ah. Why donât we clean up the things and then think of some games to play so we can digest what we just ate. What does everyone think?â
Zhu Xiao added in agreement: âThatâs right, no one should be in a rush to get home, ba?â
Everyone thought about it. In the end, other than the two students who lived farther away, everyone else decided to stay. The rest of them tidied up the table and washed the pots and plates before gathering together in the living room that had become spacious once again after the folding table was put away. They began to discuss what game they should play.
In the end, they agreed on Li LinLingâs suggestionâwith good appearance, good grades and good temperament, Li LinLing was the type of person who made people want to follow her lead.
The game that Li LinLing proposed was very simple. It was a game where the players had to control the direction of their body: A person would be chosen as the starting Champion while another person became the Challenger. The two of them would take turns saying âleft-right, up-down, front-backâ while trying to trick the other party. It didnât matter if the Challengerâs body wasnât in the same direction as what the Champion had said. As long as the Champion could make the Challenger turn their body in the same direction as theirs within ten moves, then the Champion would win. If the Champion failed to do so, then the Challenger would win and become the new Champion.
Zhang Xiao chimed in: âFor anyone who loses as a Challenger: If itâs a boy, heâll have to choose a person to do ten sets of push-ups on; and if itâs a girl, sheâll have to choose someone to do ten sets of sit-ups with!â
A few girls were thin-skinned and wanted to refuse. Gou Liang enthusiastically took out a big durian and an apple from his fridge. He looked towards the girls who didnât want to play because they were afraid of losing and being punished. He raised his voice, smiled and said: âIf a male student loses and the person whom he picks refuses to do it, then the loser will have to do push-ups with this durian. The durian will be placed beneath him and heâll have to lower down and kiss the durian in order for it to be considered as a set. If a female student loses and the person she picks refuses to comply as well, then she can choose another female student as an assistant to help her complete the sit-ups. The assistant will hold an apple to her forehead and the female student doing the push-up will have to touch the apple in order for it to be considered as a set.â
This proposal received passionate agreements from the female students.
The first champion was appointed by Gou Liang, who chose Chen LiBai. Who told him to have offended him before, ne? The latter scrunched up his face like he had eaten something bitter but he still got up and took his position as the Champion. The order of the Challengers was decided by student ID.
YuLe High School created each studentâs ID according to the grades that they had enrolled into the school withâShi Yu was an exception though, his ID number came after Gou Liang who originally had the worst grades, so the first challenger became Zhan Yongzhe.
Chen LiBai: âAh Zhe, you know that I hate durians the most. Please go easy on me, ah, I beg of you.â
Zhan Yongzhe said: âWhat a coincidence, I also donât like durians.â
Everyone laughed at this scene:Â This little boat called friendship, itâs about to flip over!
âLeft!â
âRight!!â
Chen LiBai desperately yelled until his voice went hoarse but he was still unable to prevail over Zhan Yongzhe who remained unaffected this entire time. At the end, the fellow classmates who had sat down to watch a good show and were taking joy from his misfortune naturally rejected his invitations to the human pincushion push-ups. Chen LiBai resigned himself to his fate and began to perform actions of love towards the durian. He held his breath and his face turned red. It was unknown if it was caused by anger or the lack of oxygen. On the fifth kiss, he really couldnât bear it anymore and turned his head away in order to breathe some fresh air but instead, his nostril was assaulted by the pungent smell of durian causing him to choke and reveal a miserable expression.
Everyone laughed good-humoredly but among them, Gou Liang was the one who laughed the most gleefully.
When Chen LiBai got up weakly as if he had just escaped from deathâs door, his entire face was still scrunched up. âClassmate Qi Cheng, I would like to formally apologize to you for the punch I gave you last time. Next time donât play me like this, alright?â
Gou Liang: âItâs good that youâre sensible. I was going to find a way later to make you kneel on the durian while singing songs of defeat for me, ne. But now, ma, since youâre so sincere I will spare you, ba.â Gou Liang put on the face of a magnanimous person who was forgiving someone beneath them. Chen LiBai received a fright upon hearing Gou Liangâs words but other than bowing to express his thanks, what else could he do?
âHahaha, Qi Cheng, youâre too wicked! I must give you a like!â
Everyone watching this good show found it amusing.
As the victorious party, Zhan Yongzhe became the Champion and continued to win as he defeated two Challengers in a row. However, he ultimately lost at the hands of Li LinLing. After he âkissedâ the durian, he immediately rushed to the kitchen to rinse his mouth.
The school flowerâs innate talent for games was not to be looked down upon. Practically everyone present was defeated by her. In the end, when she finally lost to Gou Liang, she chose Zhang Xiao as her assistant. Every time the two of them bumped foreheads with the apple between, they would burst out laughing; ten sets of sit-ups were only completed after three minutes. As she was doing the sit-ups, there were two sets where Li LinLing laughed until she was completely powerless, Zhang Xiao had to hold the apple and take the initiative to lower her head and bump it against Li LinLingâs forehead.
Gou Liang watched the two girls who were bursting out in laughter for no reason and wiped away a sweat drop. He bounced around in one spot and flung his arms around to make a few boxing motions as he looked towards the last person remaining and said: âDear deskmate, very soon youâll be learning the devastating taste of defeat. Donât blame me for not warning you, oh.â
Shi Yu stood steadily in front of Gou Liang. He smiled gently and said: âYou too.â
Gou Liang felt stifled by Shi Yuâs relaxed response, it was like hitting cotton. The two people locked eyes and shot daggers at each other.
The rowdy audience couldnât help but quiet down. They looked at Gou Liang and Shi Yu whose eyes were full of murderous aura and competitiveness. Ever since Gou Liang lost to Shi Yu on the monthly exam because of that single ridiculous point, there had always been an inexplicable sense of rivalry between the two of them; at this moment the enmity was so strong that it practically manifested in the air.
Gou Liang: âUp!â
Shi Yu: âUp.â
Gou Liang: âLeft!â
Shi Yu: âLeft.â
Gou Liang: âBack!â
Shi Yu: âBack.â
Gou Liang: ââ¦.â You want to provoke me? Itâs not going to be that easy!
He revealed a brilliant smile to Shi Yu. His two cat-like eyes curved like crescents and he had a pair of deep dimples that were cloyingly sweet. Taking advantage of Shi Yu who was caught off guard, he secretly threw over a strand of soul force at Shi Yu and said in a loud voice: âRight!â
Shi Yu: âRightâ¦?!â
He looked at his hand, just now there was a split second where he had subconsciously followed after Gou Liang and made the same motion as him. He looked towards Gou Liang; the latter was already smiling cockily and was making a closing bow like an athlete who had won the gold medal. Gou Liang even said happily: âScholar Shi Yu had once again been defeated. Contestant Qi Cheng is victorious in every battle. Everyone, please give a round of applause!â
The students were amused to the point that it was almost too much for them to bear, even Shi Yu couldnât help but shake his head and laugh in spite of himself. Shi Yu calmed himself down until his expression became tranquil once more and said: âThen Contestant Qi Cheng who is always victorious, Scholar Shi Yu chooses you for the punishment. Do you dare to accept?â
Gou Liang who was in the middle of flaunting turned his head and said: âAre you sure?â
Shi Yu immediately saw the wicked smile that flashed through Gou Liangâs eyes. Just as he was about to reconsider what he had just said, Gou Liang shouted: âI dare to, ah, why wouldnât I? Everyone saw that, right? Being brave enough to concede defeat and constantly digging pits for himself are just some of Scholar Shi Yuâs many merits.â As he was saying this, Gou Liang had already used his fastest hand speed to dissect the durian. He took out a piece of the fruit and began to eat with satisfaction.
Everyone understood in an instance what his wicked intent was: â¦Other than lighting a candle for Scholar Shi Yu, what else could they do? Hahaha!
Gou Liang saw Shi Yuâs complexion change and his smile became even brighter: You want to compete in viciousness with this Ye? Donât think that Ye didnât notice. When I took out the durian, the one who hid away the furthest was you.
In the sea of consciousness, the System cried and fussed and threatened to hang itself but it was still unable to stop its Master from courting death. Trembling, the System fearfully stared at the favorability value:Â crying-helplessly.gif
Gou Liang ate an entire piece of durian before laying down onto the floor, he hooked his finger at Shi Yu and said: âDo you dare to?â
Shi Yu: ââ¦â
Shi Yuâs expression was tense. He hovered above Gou Liang for a while before bending down and arranging himself into the correct posture above him. Gou Liang exposed his teeth and revealed a dazzling smile.
Li LinLing watched this from the side as she clutched Zhang Xiaoâs hands tightly. On one hand, she was stomping her feet and making ao ao ao seal sounds because of the deliciously ambiguous position that the two people were currently in. Meanwhile, on the other hand, the extremely evident expression on Shi Yuâs face that screamed life-is-hopeless.jpg made Li LinLing and Zhang Xiao laugh until they were a breathless mess.
âSigh, Scholar Shi Yu, your movements are not satisfactory, ah. Are you tired already? Could it be that the muscles on your arms are actually water-injected pork?â
âDear deskmate, why wonât you look at me? Iâve made such a big sacrifice for you but youâre still being so cold to me. Itâs really making me sad, ah.â
âShi Yu, when someoneâs talking to you, it is common courtesy to look them in the eyes, donât you know that? Let me tell you something, Iâve especially liked your name ever since the first time that Iâd heard it. Donât you think it sounds very appetizing? Alsoâ¦â
âShut! Up!â
Shi Yu was at the end of his patience, he quickly finished up the remaining two sit-ups before turning over. He covered his nose and went off to sit on the side.
As for Gou Liangâ¦
He was already holding his stomach and laughing hysterically as he rolled around on the floor.
ãThe System which also felt like life was hopeless: Ding, the targetâs favorability value has been updated. Current favorability value: the data is unavailable, currently being calculated. TÐT ã
Gou Liang got onto his feet and approached Shi Yu. Throwing his arm around Shi Yuâs shoulder, he smiled while saying: âIâve managed to make Scholar Shi Yu break character. For this sort of grand achievement, donât you plan on congratulating me?â
Shi Yu silently turned his head the other way. He reached out his hand to grab a piece of cantaloupe off the table, and proceeded to shove it into Gou Liangâs mouth.
Gou Liang: ââ¦â
ãGou Liang: It canât be that heâs really angry? [stroking chin in thought]ã
ãThe System, which had ripped off a string of data to strangle its own neck with: Donât try to stop me..ãoããã
It took longer to calculate this timeâs favorability value than Gou Liang had expected. For the first half of the night, the Systemâs incessant weeping sound made Gou Liang completely unable to sleep from the ruckus.
ãThere were several black lines on Gou Liangâs forehead: In what way would you like to die, hum?ã
ãSystem: Wuwu, the target hasnât even slept yet, how can you be in the mood to sleep, doesnât your consciousness hurt? T T.ã
ãSurprised, Gou Liang raised a brow: What is he doing?ã
ãSystem: Wuwuwu.ã
The System cried as it brought up the targetâs blind spot monitoring for Gou Liang to seeâthe location was still in the study. Based on Gou Liangâs prolonged observation, when this guy was at home, other than when he was sleeping, he spent two-thirds of his time in the study. The monitor couldnât clearly show what Shi Yu was doing, but from the visible corner of the desk, white sheets of paper with black characters written in brush strokes could be seen. Gou Liang deduced that he was probably writing traditional Chinese calligraphy.
Silence.
Gou Liang watched as a sheet of paper with neatly writtenãsilence ã character was placed onto a corner of the desk. The corner of Gou Liangâs mouth twitched, he silently cursed: It seems that this time I had really stepped on a land mine⦠tch, isnât it just a piece of durian, is there a need to be so angry?
It wasnât until three in the morning that Shi Yu finally stopped writing.
ãSystem: Ding, targetâs current favorability value: +40ã
ãGou Liang: â¦got me worried for nothing, heheã
ãThe System patted its chest in relief, having passed through the calamity safely it seemed to have gained a new lease on life. It said emotionally: Not dropping to -40 is already a great fortune, Master. You have to cherish this and give thanks, alright! Donât be so willful anymore in the future!ã
ãGou Liang without any sincerity: Oh.ã
The light in the study was extinguished, the pile of paper with the âsilenceâ characters on them was left behind, engulfed by the darkness.
*
The Sunday after the sports festival, YuLe High School mercilessly dragged the students back to school in order to make up for Fridayâs classes.
Unlike other students who were making sounds of sorrow and complaining as they returned to school, the majority of the students in Year Two Class Three were full of vigor. The students who hadnât managed to attend the hotpot party saw the photos that had been posted on the friend circle. As they scrolled through the various shots of delicacies, they felt pained when they realized what they had missed out on. At this moment, they were listening to the people who had attended the hotpot party as they talked about how great Gou Liangâs culinary skills were, must make sure to like it; they also talked about how the game went, it was so stimulating! The people who had not attended listened to the otherâs enthusiastic descriptions and wrung their hands endlessly.
When Gou Liang walked into the classroom with his bulging school bag, he received greetings from people saying that next time he threw a similar event, he had to make sure to invite them. Gou Liang glanced at Ye Huiâs desk. Upon seeing that it was unoccupied, he was put into an extremely good mood so he nodded his head to agree to his classmatesâ request.
âMorning, deskmate~â
Gou Liang patted Shi Yuâs shoulder but the latter dodged him.
Gou Liang: â¦Still angry? Isnât his temper too big?
The System silently replayed in Gou Liangâs head the scene on Saturday where the Target dada in a mere day and night had written at least a total of two thousand ãsilenceãcharacters. The System expressed that it didnât want to talk to its stupid Master.
Fortunately, Shi Yu very quickly returned to his usual self. He lifted his head up from his book and gave Gou Liang a warm smile: âMorning.â
Gou Liang beamed and sat down in his seat. He opened up his beloved school bag and took out two lunch boxes that had been separately wrapped as well as a set of tableware. He placed them in front of Shi Yu and said: âBreakfast.â
Shi Yu was momentarily stupefied. He hesitated and asked: ââ¦The bet?â
Gou Liang stared at him, âIf you agreed to bet then you must accept to lose. Although I won using an underhanded method, I donât owe you anything. This is just me treating you to a meal. What, I canât?â
âOf courseâ¦you can.â
Shi Yu smiled.
*
ãSystem: Ding, the targetâs favorability value has been updated, current favorability value: +65.ã
KunLin: Just want to clarify on the favorability points. When it says â+â in front of the favorability points, it means âpositiveâ not âplusâ.
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