The target is hugging me but I canât flirt ⬠v â¬
Translator: KunLin
Editors: Amaris, Rubhyl
In the original hostâs memory, a shadow guardâs sense of existence was very low.
They appeared silently and left without a trace. If the original host didnât require them, they would never show themselves in front of him, and when they did reveal themselves, they all wore the same clothes with their faces covered, leaving only their eyes visible.
The original host only recognized Zhong Quan from his voice and eyes. As for the rest, it was hard to tell one from the other. The original host didnât care about these details. He viewed the shadow guards as sharp knives to utilize for revenge rather than partners. The original host thought it was only natural for them to be loyal to him and lay down their lives should it be needed, thus he had never gone out of his way to familiarize himself with the shadow guards.
But what about the target, ne?
As someone who grew up with the original host, someone who had pledged his loyalty to the original owner and was tasked with protecting him, was it possible for Zhong Quan to not have any understanding about the person he was guarding?
He wished the answer was negative, but the system shattered his wishful thinking.
ãSystem: Yes, Master. The target is very familiar with all of the original hostâs likes, experiences, and temperament, even his habits are known to him like the back of his hands. Actually, it could be said that the target knows that original host better than he knows himself.ã
ãGou Liang: Isnât the criteria for selecting a host supposed to be someone who has the weakest interpersonal relationship with the target? For example, someone like Mai Tao!ã
ãSystem: For some reason, the computing system selected this body right off the bat. A mistake like this had never happened before⦠Master, you must take a thousand precautions ah, you mustnât OOC! Iâll report this error to the mainframe this instant and see if assistance can be provided!ã
ãGou Liang: â¦Iâm not holding any expectations at all.ã
ãSystem: âÏâ ã
Zhong Quan carefully fed him the medicine with painstaking efforts. When Gou Liang smelled it, he found out that a high percentage of the medicinal properties were to induce sleep and relieve pain, it also had the effects of replenishing blood and qi. After the bowl of medicine had been eaten, Gou Liang started to feel drowsy. The shield was blocking his pain, and as he laid on the target who made him felt very secure, he almost fell asleepâ
ãSystem: Ding! Master, Iâve detected dangerous individuals surrounding us, please be on guard!ã
Gou Liang became alert. He looked at the systemâs monitoring map and saw that there were indeed officers heading towards this abandoned residence with ferocious-looking search dogs and two flanks of soldiers marching behind them.
Theyâve been found!
Zhong Quan changed the medicine for his wounds and rebandaged it. Just as he was about to help him wear his clothes, his hands suddenly froze.
Gou Liang:Â Aiyoyo, is this the hearing ability of someone who practices martial arts? He could hear them even from nearly three thousand meters away. So amazing, my dear target~
âMaster, this place isnât suitable for staying any longer, we must leave quickly.â
Zhong Quanâs voice was imploring, even borderline pleading: âPlease take this subordinateâs word of advice. Itâs dangerous to insist on staying in the capital. At present time, we need to find a safe place to hide. Other things can come after youâve recuperated.â
This wasnât the first time he had brought up such a suggestion, however, the original host was stubborn and refused to leave this place that had Li Yanâthe person he loved and hated with an equal craze.
In his heart, the original host still couldnât accept his âbreakupâ with Li Yan. Or, in other words, he didnât dare to face reality. After he left this place, he would have no reason to wallow in the past anymore, he could only rip open his wounds and live on with his hatred with sobriety.
Since it was like that, Gou Liang naturally also didnât dare to agree.
As his consciousness drifted away, he struggled as if fighting to stay awake. His brows furrowed and his face was full of opposition. Even though his eyes werenât opened, bitter resentment still emanated from the corner of his eyes, gradually becoming tear drops tumbling down. His weak and powerless fingers clutched onto Zhong Quanâs hand. Gou Liangâs lips trembled as if he wanted to speak but was too weak to part his mouth, his face unreconciled and full of hurt.
He felt extremely thankful that he had challenged many high difficulty roles in the last world. Otherwise, in this short period of time, forget about acting flawlessly, Gou Liang might not even have been able to get into character after arriving in this unfamiliar world and suffering the immense shock of having the target right by his side from the beginning.
Zhong Quan heard that the sounds of footstep and dogâs barking were getting increasingly closer. He helped Gou Liang put on his clothes before lifting him up. âMaster, please forgive this subordinateâs offense. For me, your life is more important than anything. After this, if you want to kill or punish this subordinate, this subordinate will comply with all of them with no complaints. But right now, this subordinate must take you out of this dangerous place!â
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Saying this, he leaped out the window, carrying Gou Liang as he flew northwest.
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The vital signs of the original hostâs body were fading away rapidly, but Gou Liang also couldnât restore it to peak condition using props like he had done in the last two worlds. After thinking about it, he reluctantly had the system buy the Continuous Blood and Blue Regen Prop that was worth 666 points. He then set the restoration effect of the Continuous Blood and Blue Regen Prop to the lowest setting to sustain the hostâs body. Otherwise, if he kicked the bucket accidentally, his soul would be ejected and kicked out of the mission world after being detected by Lord Godâs consciousness.
The capital, following the whistling wind, became further and further away.
Half a month later, in a desert at the nationâs borderline.
Gou Liang propped himself up with his arms and sat up. Finding it strange that Zhong Quan was nowhere to be seen, the unfamiliar and dry environment around him made him wrinkle his brows.
During this half a month, they had constantly been on the move. In order to lessen his pain, Zhong Quan used medicine to make him sleep the entire way. Gou Liang was also glad he had done soâbecause the target understood the original host too well, he needed time to thoroughly analyze the original hostâs personality and master the way he would usually interact with the target, while at the same time look for a breakthrough point to overturn the pure as snow master-servant relationship between them.
Before he confirmed his plan, he could only lessen any direct contact with Zhong Quan.
His throat was dry enough to emit smoke. He licked his dry and cracked lips with his tongue only to discover the moistness of his tongue was limited too. Just as Gou Liang was about to call for Zhong Quan, the wooden door swung open, letting out a loud creaking sound.
A thin old man walked in. Seeing that he had actually managed to sit up with his own strength, he immediately let out a sound in surprise: âYouâre pretty resilient huh, Zhong Clanâs little brat. Youâre getting more and more interesting.â
âYouâ¦â Gou Liangâs voice cracked so much they almost didnât resemble words, his voice dry and rough. âWho are you?â
âWho am I? You useless thing. Since you donât remember who I am, then shut your irritating mouth. What are you asking so many questions for?â
The sloppy looking old man let out a hmph.
ãSystem: Master, while you were asleep, the target brought you here and begged this old man to heal your wounds. I investigated, this person is Physician Jiang and is known as the JiangHu Physician. He is renowned as a godly doctor and is also the foster father of the original hostâs birth motherâyou should call him âgrandfatherâ. It is said that there is no illness that he cannot cure and no patient he cannot revive, but I found out that he likes and is also more proficient in the use of poison. This time, heâs at an accursed place like this because he wants to catch scorpions to refine poison.ã
The system droned on until it had reported all of the old manâs ins and outs, down to the last details.
Gou Liang was enlightened.
If it was like this, then it was not surprising that Zhong Quan was able to find this godly doctor who did as he pleased, coming and going like the wind.
The generations of leaders for the Zhong Clanâs Quan Ya Group were all called Zhong Quan while the other shadow guards were given number names such as Quan One, Quan Two, etc⦠They werenât given the Zhong surname.
The previous head died when the original host was sixteen and passed Quan Ya to the current Zhong Quan. If it was like this, the contactsâas well as the hidden powers of the Zhong Clanâshouldâve been passed onto him too. Someone like Physician Jiang would be left alone at normal times, but when they were sought out, it meant that someoneâs life was on the line, there had to be a special method of contacting him.
Gou Liang slightly loosened his defense like a hedgehog uncurling itself. However, he didnât let his guard down completely. He asked doubtfully: âAre you my maternal grandfather?â
Hearing him address himself like this, the old man visibly blanked out for a moment. No changes could be seen on his face which was born angry, but his gaze became much milder. âLittle brat, you unexpectedly still remember me?â
Gou Liang laboriously shook his head and said: âMy mother told me that when I was born, you had come to see meâ¦but after that, even Mother never saw you again.â
Expecting a newborn infant to remember someone, that would be impossible.
âThen how did you recognize who I am? Little brat, could it be youâll call any random person Mom and Dad, arbitrarily acknowledging them as kin?â The old man was not happy with his answer at all.
Gou Liang sniggered in his heart. He softened his expression even more and said sincerely: âMy mother once told me, if one day I ever met an old man who doesnât like being tidy, is thin, short, and would point at my nose while scolding me as useless, then thatâs my maternal grandfather. She exhorted that I mustnât disdain or disrespect youââ
âWhat?!â
The old man yelled, âIs this how she spoke of me? That useless thing! It was a waste of my effort to dig her out from the mountain of corpses back then. I shouldâve just left her in the stomach of her dead mother to suffocate and rot!â
âMother also said⦠if I ever met you, I must bring you home. She, she had stashed away your favorite Five Insect Wine and had always been waiting for youâ¦â
Gou Liangâs eyes suddenly became wet.
The old manâs angry face froze. He didnât say anything for a long time. After half a day passed, he poured out the medicine soup that had been brewing on the stove and discourteously placed it by Gou Liangâs side, saying: âSince you can say so much rubbish, it seems that you have enough energy to drink your medicine by yourself!â
After saying this, with his hands clasped behind his back, he walked out of the crude stone room in wide strides.
Gou Liang was speechless.
This old manâs temper was as unpredictable as it came and his personality was also hopelessly arrogant. From the looks of it, he was also the paragon of having a sharp mouth but a tofu heart. He really wondered if the other had gone outside to cry.
However, at present, how to drink his medicine was indeed a problem.
Although his pain had been shielded and he could put up the pretense of bravely enduring his pain in silence, this bodyâs weakness was not the least fake. The effects of the Continuous Blood and Blue Regen Prop had been adjusted to the lowest setting by him, it could only keep him from dying. After speaking those few sentences, the strength in his body was nearly used up. His hand trembled non stop as he reached for the bowl of medicine, the simple action caused his entire body to be drenched in sweat.
Fortunately, Zhong Quan came back at this time.
âMaster, please donât move.â
Zhong Quan was covered in dust from his travels, his clothes and hair were full of sand. When he saw that Gou Liang wanted to drink the medicine himself, he immediately stepped forward to stop him.
Gou Liang furrowed his browsâthe original owner had a certain degree of mysophobiaâhowever, he didnât say anything. The other fed the medicine to him spoonful by spoonful until the awfully bitter medicine was all gone.
That old man mustâve done this on purpose! Gou Liang secretly berated in his heart. For a famed doctor to make medicine this unpleasant to drink, it mustâve been hard on him!
After drinking the medicine, he pursed his lips and said in a hoarse voice: âWater.â
Zhong Quan was unaccustomed to looking after someone. Hearing this, he hurriedly brought water to his lips. Hearing that he no longer wanted to drink anymore after one bowl but he also didnât want to lay down, Zhong Quan carefully helped him lean against the wall.
âHave you made contact with the others?â
Gou Liang asked quietly.
Zhong Quan: âYes.â
âWhatâ¦are the casualties?â
âOut of the one hundred and fifty shadow guards, five had managed to escape with one being heavily injured.â When Zhong Quan spoke, there wasnât a single ripple in his voice. âAs for the shadow guards who have been stationed across different locations, Iâve already obtained contact with them and instructed them to proceed with caution. If Master has a need for them, they can immediately depart and return to Masterâs side.â
Gou Liang, however, couldnât remain as indifferent as him. His lips pursed tightly into a thin line and the hands hidden by his sleeves were shaking as they clenched into a fist. After a long while, he finally said: âItâs him. He blew the bone whistle, soâ¦â
Zhong Quan nodded his head.
Gou Liang gritted his teeth, fury and murderous intent emerged in his eyes as if they were about to overflow along with the ineluctable companionship of hurt.
That day when Zhong Quan had come to save the original host, the shadow guards he mobilized for the operation had not exceeded fifty. In face of the East Palaceâs strict security, the loss of those shadow guards was still within calculation, but the rest of them shouldnât have died in the capital. Each of the shadow guards was an expert who could fight one against ten and their hideouts were thoroughly concealed. If it werenât for the bone whistle that was specially used to summon the Quan shadow guards, causing them to walk right into a trap, there wouldnât have been so many unnecessary deaths.
And this bone whistle, it was something the original host had personally given to Li Yan so he could use it for self-defenseâ¦
âWhat use is self-reproaching now? Itâs too late for that!â
Having sorted his emotions out, the old man walked into the room once again. He wasnât polite at all as he scolded: âDid you hurt your head coming out of the womb like your mother had? Like mother, like son! Both your eyes for men are terrible! The pair of you bring me nothing but embarrassment!â
Gou Liang opened and closed his lips but didnât refute the old man in the end. He laboriously closed his eyes and pressed down his turbulent emotions before speaking in a quiet voice: âMy injuriesâ¦can they be healed?â
âSo long as I, the JiangHu Physician, is present, there is no ailment that canât be cured!â The old manâs face was as haughty as it could be. He then said: âZhong Clanâs little brat, do you know my rule for saving people?â
Gou Liang looked at him.
âThe JiangHu Physician only treats one symptom for one person and each person will only be treated once.â
The old man said: âThere are three injuires on you that canât be healed with just some rest and nourishment. The first is on your leg, the second on your face, and the third is the poison in your body. Although you are the son of that stupid girl, that girl was not birthed by this old man, I wonât break my rule for a brat surnamed Zhong like you. So among your three injuries, Iâll cure only one.â
âThen Iââ
âDecide after Iâve explained your injuries to you first.â
The old man cut him off. âThe injury on your leg, the broken bone fragments needs to be realigned, the process will be extremely painful. After the treatment, youâll still need to convalesce for about three years before regaining complete mobility. Of course, you wonât be able to jump and kick like those who learn martial arts but there wonât be a problem walking normally.â
âAs for your face, the skill of the person who ruined your face is not bad. One slash cut across your entire face, you may be ugly now but at least youâre symmetrical! The slash is also sufficiently deep, if it werenât for this old manâs medical skills and secret formula, this wound wouldnât disappear for the rest of your life. You, brat, are lucky. With my godly hands, in regards to the wound on your face ma, after three to six years, itâll be as good as new. If you donât cure it, itâs guaranteed to leave a scar.â
âLastly, letâs talk about the poison in your bodyâ¦â
Speaking up to this point, he paused briefly. He surveyed Gou Liang as he said: âIf the person who gave you the poison is the same person who had slashed your face, then this person is truly a scourge. They already made you this ugly but still gave you a poison that will make you unable to live without men. Whoever you chose, wouldnât their appetite suffer?â
âOld Jiang.â
Zhong Quan who had been standing off at the side with no presence couldnât bear to listen anymore. He let out a sound to warn the other.
If this had been anyone else, for using such words to insult his Master, they long wouldâve died under his blade instead of sneering well and alive like the old man.
Gou Liangâs expression remained unchanged as he listened. However, the fury in his eyes that he had barely managed to suppress before resurfaced again. âZhong Quan, donât be rude.â
Old Jiang snorted, the words he spoke may be unpleasant to hear but they were the truth. âBut Iâm quite impressed by you, brat. Not to mention that your body is full of broken bones and open wounds, this poison that has spread throughout your entire body is one of the most potent aphrodisiacs that Iâve seen. It will cause a personâs entire body to itch, especially in that place, itâll feel like hundreds ants are biting you. Without having intercourse, itâll be hard to find relief. Iâm surprised youâve been able to endure it for the past days.â
âThis type of aphrodisiac came from the southern border, it will flare up once every night and if you donât relieve it once, then each relapse will be more ferocious than the last.â
âThe south is covered in thick miasma, everyone there is poor enough to eat grass. Whenever someone manages to bring back a pretty bride, the bride would always end up running away, so someone invented this sort of good for nothing medicine to keep their women in check.â
âNow that Iâve explained everything to you, which of the three do you want me to cure?â
âLeg.â
Gou Liang didnât hesitate at all.
The old man had also guessed that he would choose this choice, however, he still said: âHave you thought it through? Youâve already experienced the potency of the poison yourself and each day will only be worse than the next. You wonât ever be able to live without men in this lifetime.â
Gou Liangâs eyes were unfathomable. âEven if I have to throw myself into the depths of hell, what of it? My grandfather, my parents, the hundreds of people in my Zhong Clan, they couldnât have died for nothing! The Zhong Clan has made many contributions and has served faithfully for numerous generations. The Clanâs name has yet to be redeemed, our grudge yet to be resolved. I refuse to be a handicapped person who could only lay in bed all day! Andâ¦Li Yan, I, Zhong Gu, have given you the status you have today, so in turn I will also personally drag you down from that position! The humiliations that Iâve suffered, Iâll surely pay them back tenfold!â
When the old man heard this, he let out a laugh. âGood, I can finally see that you are truly your motherâs child.â
Gou Liang turned towards him. âItâs just that, can I trouble grandfather to create some medicine to relieve some of the potency when my poison relapsesâ¦?â
The old man immediately withdrew the smile on his face. âNo can do, no can do. My rules as the JiangHu Physician cannot be breached!â
Gou Liang said: âGrandfather will save a patient but will only cure one aspect. Iâm only asking for medicines to alleviate the pain, not asking you to cure it, so it cannot be considered as breaching your rule, isnât that right?â
âThat is twisting words and forcing logic. The only strong point of you Zhong Clan men is your glib tongues, hmph.â Although he said this, the old man did not refute. He only said unhappily: âThis drug is exceedingly strange, even if you give me three to five months, I may not necessarily be able to make a medicine to relieve it⦠But itâs not because my abilities are lacking! If it were anyone else, there wouldnât even be a possibility of making it!â
ãGou Liang: Oh, so it takes three to five months, ah! Thatâs great~~(¬â¿Â¬)ã
ãIn the sea of consciousness, the system saw daisies blooming everywhere: My dear Master, I really miss the past you who would blush furiously with just a kiss from little strawberry. _(:зãâ )_ãã