Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Hearing that he wouldnât need to get on the reality show known as the âmost unkindâ program and lose his face, Lu Zhuo immediately counted all the credits on Ming Shu, without listening to Lin Wenyueâs excuses.
Lu Zhuo obediently ran to Ming Shuâs office. He pushed the door open a crack first, and then popped in his head. âBoss Xu, I want to treat you with a feast.â
Ming Shu, who was sitting in the boss chair, looked up and met with Lu Zhuoâs glittering eyes.
She restrained herself. âNo need.â
Iâm not that kind of person whoâll be lured by food.
I am not.
Right, Iâm not.
Lu Zhuo pushed the door open and went in. âBoss Xu, are you not hungry? Itâs exactly the time for dinner. Iâm inviting you to a very tasty restaurant, and I promise youâve never gone there before.â
No, Iâm good.
âBoss Xu, we work and we eat. How can your body stand it if you donât eat? Itâs time for dinner right now.â
I... am good.
Ming Shu buried herself in the documents, but the documents had already turned into all kinds of drumsticks.
âBoss Xu, just give me a chance! Last time you went to pick me up and I havenât thanked you.â Lu Zhuo approached the office desk. âIf you donât allow me to treat you to a meal, Iâll feel ungrateful all the time...â
âThatâs enough!â
Ming Shu slammed her pen against the table and stood up in a rush.
Lu Zhuo thought Ming Shu was going to beat him, so he subconsciously took a few steps back.
WTH! I didnât blame her for beating me up and throwing me at the asylum, but sheâs so unkind to me? Iâll call the police, right now!
Ming Shu covered the documents on the table. âYou wonât bother me if I go have dinner with you?â
Lu Zhuo revealed his two small canine teeth. âYes, yes.â
I should agree with her first, and then find other excuses by then. I donât believe she wonât like me.
Hahahaha Iâm such a genius.
âLead the way.â Iâm doing this so he wonât bother me again.
Ming Shu went with Lu Zhuo and skipped work. Other people saw this, and they really thought the two had some kind of intimate relation just like the rumors on the Internet.
Lu Zhuo took Ming Shu to a relatively private restaurant. The food was great, but the serving size was not big enough and was limited with quantity, which meant that you couldnât buy more even if you had money.
Lu Zhuo moved his chair beside Ming Shu. âBoss Xu, they say youâve slept with me...â
Ming Shu chutted. âDo you want to sleep with me?â
Lu Zhuo sounded anticipatory. âWill you do that, Boss Xu?â
Ming Shu tilted her head and smiled. âI donât sleep with psychopaths.â
Lu Zhuoâs face darkened. He argued, âIâm not sick.â
âNo, but youâre a psycho.â Ming Shu had read Lu Zhuoâs information, and he was diagnosed with split personality disorder.
Lu Zhuo: â...â WTF! Youâre a psycho!
How am I a psycho?
Lu Zhuo was a psycho!
... Fine, I am Lu Zhuo now.
I wonât argue with a psychopath, just calm down. My job is not quarreling with her, but to conquer her.
âBoss Xu, look at my face, isnât it handsome?â Lu Zhuo began to sell himself dandily. âHas it increased your appetite greatly? Boss Xu, consider it. They all speak like that on the Internet, so you just let them talk wildly? Perhaps you should make it true.â
Ming Shu put down the fork and wiped her mouth. âDo you want to be kept so much? I can find a sugar daddy for you, and I promise heâll satisfy you in bed.â
Satisfy me in bed?
Lu Zhuo was filled with question marks in his head. Why does it sound a little wrong...
Pah pah pah, I donât want anyone else.
Lu Zhuo acted like a shy girl. âI only want you, Boss Xu.â
Ming Shu creasued her eyes and brows. She decided to make persistent efforts to piss Lu Zhuo off. âWell, thatâs a pity. Iâll be engaged soon.â
Lu Zhuo burst out. âEngagement? With whom?â
WTH? Which psychopath is trying to steal my girl?!
âHave a guess.â
Guess... I guess your great uncle!
Lu Zhuo also had some data in his hands and he soon reacted. âHuo Ting!â
Ming Shu smiled. âYou know a lot.â
Lu Zhuo felt a chill run down his back. He was too excited and burst out, but he shouldnât know who she would be engaged with.
But whatâs done is done. Lu Zhuo didnât get frightened and instead he held his chin high. âHuo Ting is not Mr. Right for you, so you canât be engaged to him.â
âThen whoâs my Mr. Right?â
âMe!â You should feel really honored to pick up such a genius treasure like me.
Ming Shu chuckled. âYou? Why? Except for the face, what else do you have? How can you compare to Huo Ting?â
Lu Zhuo was very confident. âWith this face, Iâll become popular sooner or later. Iâll give you whatever you want.â
âIf I donât advertise you, how can you become popular?â Ming Shu thought it was very funny. âYoung man, daydream less, will you?â
Lu Zhuo: â...â
I suddenly feel that the tyrant bossâs identity is too great.
Can I change mine?
[... Lord Nine, donât daydream, okay?]
[Lord Nine, calm down, calm down. Put down the knife!]
Ming Shu stood up and happened to brush past the knife in Lu Zhuoâs hands. Ming Shu looked aside to glance at a flash of cold light, but it disappeared in an instant.
Lu Zhuo steadied the glass on the table. It seemed that she knocked down the glass when she stood up, and the gleam was produced by the lights reflecting on the glass.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Lu Zhuo smiled calmly and revealed his small canine teeth, as cute as an innocent and harmless lamb.
Ming Shu turned around and continued walking outside. Lu Zhuo released the glass, the cold light flashing in his sleeves, and also stood up while pinching the sleeves closed.
It was very quiet in the corridor. Ming Shu stepped on the carpet, making not a single sound.
She turned a corner, but then retreated all of a sudden.
âYou...â
Ming Shu pressed Lu Zhuo against the wall and conveniently covered his mouth. She warned, âDonât speak.â
Lu Zhuo nodded his head, expressing his agreement.
Ming Shu hesitated for three seconds then removed her hand, and she looked to one side carefully. Lu Zhuo also popped out his head cautiously to look over.
In the corridor ahead, a petite girl was corned by a man in the kabe-don posture, and it looked very intimate. The girlâs expression was unhappy; seemingly she wanted to stop the man.
But she failed in the end. The man grabbed her chin and kissed her. The image suddenly became very vague.
Lu Zhuo averted his gaze and lowered his head to see his boss was filming with her phone, without showing any sign of embarrassment.
Lu Zhuo: â...â
Why the hell donât you go work as paparazzi?
What happened to your boss image!
The two over there moved, and Ming Shu also stepped back. She hit Lu Zhuoâs chin and they made noises at the same time.
âWhy did you get so close to me!â Since she had finished filming, Ming Shu wasnât worry about exposure and didnât hide her voice anymore.
She covered her head and rubbed it hard. The impact almost caused a concussion.
âItâs you who suddenly stepped back without warning. It hurt me, too.â Lu Zhuo felt he almost lost his chin in the pain. What should I do if Iâm disfigured!
The face is all Iâve got left now.
âIf you didnât get so close to me, how would I have hit you.â I didnât do anything wrong!
âYou...â
Why itâs all my fault!
Ming Shu thought the two over there might come to them. But as they talked so long, and no one approached.
She looked over again to see that the two had left, and the corridor was empty.
âWho were those two people just now?â Lu Zhuo asked. âDo you know them? Why did you film them? Do you have a grudge?â
Ming Shu twitched her mouth corners. âWhy do you have so many questions? Isnât it annoying? I think you should be called Lu Annoying.â
âI have questions so I speak them out... Donât leave, you havenât answered my questions. Who were those two people just now!â