âIs that it? You just want to know whether Desolate Saint is good or bad?â Li Qiye glanced at the bull after that brief reflection.
âHaha, no.â The bull said: âI know many things canât hide from your gaze. You know exactly what had transpired after coming here. Although all creatures will eventually die, do you think whatâs going on is normal?â
âCharcoal, donât try to cajole me or Iâll grill you up.â Li Qiye said.
âThatâs⦠not my intention.â The bull coughed and stopped his haughty tone: âSir, I just want your help on one thing.
It pointed at the sky and continued: âI know that you can see through the mysteries here, so please, remove this evil.â
âItâs not here, this place is only a container, an example of asking someone to jump into a jar.â Li Qiye looked up as well. [1]
âI know where it is hiding, please, Sir, take action and remove it for everyoneâs sake.â The bull hurriedly said.
âWhat now, you want to be a saint too?â Li Qiye said: âSince when are you merciful enough to care for others?â
âOf course not, I only want to feel safe, itâs not really for everyone else.â The bull smiled and finally became honest: âThis is my territory, more or less. To have such a devilish thing here makes one nervous, you know?â
âThe foundation of this system exceeds your imagination. The complexity extends beyond the light and its illumination. Itâs not only something created by Desolate Saint, but a lot of contests had also happened here." Li Qiye said.
âI know a little about this too.â The bull happily showed off his knowledge: âFor example, that old tree demon has been wanting to kill Desolate Saint. He told me himself.â
âOh? So you know more about him.â Li Qiye smiled back.
âNope, I got no idea.â The bull immediately shut up.
âYou donât need to find me for something like this. Itâs only a devilish entity, canât be stronger than Desolate Saint. You just need to slay it.â Li Qiye chuckled without pursuing the previous topic.
âHaha, Iâve thought about it too.â The bull nodded and said helplessly: âIâm awesome in all aspects, but⦠not in this regard. There are restrictions in this place.â
âDidnât you say Sacred Mountain belongs to you?â Li Qiye said: âSo how can there be limitations here for you? Just do whatever you want.â
âWellâ¦â It looked sad and filled with indignation at this point: âItâs all that bastardâs fault, goddamn it, he ruined this mountain or I wouldnât need toâ¦â
âIâm always happy to help someone, thatâs my source of happiness. Of course, you should know that that is no free lunch in this world. I wonât help you for nothing in return. Show your sincerity.â Li Qiye smiled.
âThatâs no problem at all.â The bull became spirited again: âSir, I will toil like a bull for you.â
âForget it, youâre already one in the first place!â Li Qiye gave him the side-eye. [2]
âTrueâ¦â The bull agreed and put on a serious and dignified appearance: âSir, you know that it is a seed of discord. I donât know why Desolate Saint left it behind but Iâm sure that one day, this evil thing will cause chaos for the academy. So many innocent people will lament and die because of it.â
âThat has nothing to do with me.â Li Qiye replied: âIâm not from this system so why do I care? Plus, Desolate Saint isnât a good person in the first place. His reason for starting this system might not be pure. Itâs fine to leave this thing here.â
âIâ¦â The bull didnât know what to say.
âLetâs talk about something else. I see that you have a nice treasure, how about giving it to me?â Li Qiye looked at the bull and started walking closer.
âHa...haha⦠youâre funny, Sir.â The bull became startled and staggered backward, raising his hooves to hide his treasure.
âI know that this treasure came together with you, you view it on the same level as your life.â Li Qiye chuckled.
âNot just that, it really is my life.â The bull put on a pained expression: âIf you really want it, then I donât want to eliminate this evil thing anymore, it has nothing to do with me in the first place.â
âVery well, Iâll consider it a good deed for the sake of everyone else in the system. I shall kill it then.â Li Qiye smiled.
âOh, thatâs the style of an important character for you.â The bull immediately changed its tone: âNo wonder why that magpie gave you the garland. Youâre the only one in this world qualifiedâ¦â
âOkay, stop.â Li Qiye waved his hand and interrupted the bull: âMy trip this time is actually to see what evil thing is here in Sacred Mountain and if Desolate Saint actually has the light in his heart for a period of time, truly wanting to be good.â
âYou have a feud with him?â The bull laughed excitedly: âHehe, I know that Desolate Saint has left something incredible deeper in the mountain. I donât know what his goal is though.â
âNot a feud, and even if it was, itâs gone now. Our dao was different, thatâs all. No need to keep a grudge.â Li Qiye smiled.
âHow benevolent you are, sir.â The bull gave him a thumbs-up again.
âSo why is the old tree demon stuck here?â Li Qiye smiled and asked.
âYou know about this too?â The bull was startled for a moment before calming down. It shrugged in response: âI donât know the details since he doesnât talk about it, looks like he lost a bet to Desolate Saint. Heâs a real monster though.â It seemed afraid of this particular being.
âHard to say whoâs the victor. Desolate Saint won in the past but he will win in the future.â Li Qiye chuckled.
âPerhaps.â It replied: âHe even said⦠hehe, Desolate Saint, that dog, he doesnât know shit about the light, and that the guy is only a prostitute wanting to quit to get married so he has to put on an act. Remember, the old demon said this, not me.â
âI do want to meet this guy, he seems capable enough.â Li Qiye said.
âHaha, do you want me to lead the way?â The bullâs eyes flashed brightly: âHis mood is extremely foul, completely unbearable. Progenitors came to see him before but they all left after smelling the stench.â [3]
âIâm sure you will be able to teach him a good lesson, letâs see how much longer he can act arrogant for.â The bull tried to persuade Li Qiye.
âWhat? He gave you a beating so youâre keeping a grudge against him?â Li Qiye noticed this.
âOf course not.â The bull stood up proudly on two hooves: âWho am I? A true immortal, one and only in history. Hmph, that old tree demon is only a rotten piece of wood, how can the likes of him take me down?â
âYou definitely ran for your life.â Li Qiye didnât hold back, adding salt to the wound.
âItâs because a gentleman forgives a lowly wretch, thatâs all.â The bull put on a dry smile.
âLetâs talk about your bloodline now, itâs extremely nutritious in the form of beef soup or beef skewer.â Li Qiye joked.
âNo, thereâs no such thingâ¦â The bull was actually scared. It knew just how precious and nutritious its blood was.
It would definitely annihilate another schemer but had no confidence going against Li Qiye.
âDonât worry, Iâm just messing with you.â Li Qiye smiled.
âThatâs goodâ¦â It heaved a sigh of relief. Nevertheless, it kept a safe distance after seeing that smile from Li Qiye.
1. I donât understand how the second line applies here because of the vagueness. Just a straight translation, but not literal. The literal line is âasking a lord to jump into a jarâ. So the story goes, Empress Wu Zetian sent an official to investigate another. The first official asked: âwhat should we do when a prisoner wonât confess?â. The second official, unaware that he was the suspect, replied: âThrow the guy into a jar and start a fire, heâll definitely confess thenâ. To which the first official replied: âYouâre under investigation, please be ready to get in a jar.â The second immediately kneeled and confessed. Iâm not sure how it is applied here by the author
2. Another idiom here - literal is I will be your bull and horse, meaning that the speaker will work their butt off for someone, complete subservience. Li Qiye joked back that the thing is already a bull, so the phrase is meaningless
3. Not sure if the stench here is literal or just figurative. Progenitors might be plural or singular, not clear. In the case of unknown number, I usually pick plural