Book 2 Chapter 25: It's Really All Very Simple
Dantes walked along the hall, dripping wet in his disguise with his boots squelching with every step. The corridor he stood in was long with doors on either side, seemingly too close together to house actual rooms. He moved to the far end, and climbed the staircase up to the second highest level where tenured professors had rooms. Luckily the rooms were labeled with different names and titles which saved Dantes the trouble of knocking on one door after another until he reached the right one.
He reached the door labeled âFelix Fineman, 3rd Professor of Enchantmentâ. He rolled his neck, hearing a series of loud cracks from it as he did so, and shaped the branch in his hand into a fine point. Then he knocked on the door.
There was no sound on the other end of the door, almost as if it was empty, but just when Dantes thought he might not be there, the door swung open suddenly and Felix stood there in a thick comfortable robe with a pipe hanging from the corner of his mouth and a book tucked under his arm.
Before he could even realize what was happening, Dantes pushed into the room, grabbed his mouth, shoved him down to the ground, and pressed the point of his branch into his throat, kicking the door closed as he did so. The motion was smooth, practiced, and over in less than a second.
Felixâs eyes widened, and he started to scream until Dantes drove the point of his branch just deep enough to draw a small pinprick of blood.
âHello Felix. You missed our last meeting.â He rested his knee on Felixâs stomach, putting his full weight on it. âI was beginning to get a little worried about you.â He removed his hand.
Felix grimaced in pain, but tried to speak. âHow did yo-â
Dantes backhanded him firmly. âHow did I get here? Easily and with minimal effort. Which you would do well to remember.â
Dantes stood, and hauled Felix to his feet before chucking him against a wall. Then he scooped up the pipe that heâd dropped and took a long inhale of it himself.
âHuh, thatâs good tobacco.â He grabbed Felixâs arm and emptied the hot contents of it onto his forearm.
Felix yelped in pain, and Dantes slipped the pipe into his cloak.
âAre you going to kill me?â asked Felix, cowering.
âI should. You welched on a debt. Your death would be more than fair in return for that.â
Felix trembled slightly, and started to eye the door.
âDid you complete what I asked from you?â
âIâ¦I did.â
âShow me.â
Felix slowly pushed himself off the wall and began moving further into his apartment.
Dantes followed closely, just at that moment starting to take things in. They were in a spacious sitting room, with a fireplace roaring in the middle, and a series of large and comfortable looking chairs scattered around, sitting atop a rich blue carpet with patterns traced throughout it in silver. The apartment was definitely larger on the inside than the outside, and the opulent nature of it made Dantes even angrier, but he stayed focused. Felix was useful, and a coward. He could be controlled, and if motivated properly, brought to heel.
Felix approached a desk, and opened a small drawer. He then reached his entire arm into it and began drawing out a number of items which he placed on the top of the desk. There were a half-dozen more keys, as well as a small craftsman's hammer. Dantes moved closer to the desk, and inspected each item. His fingers had been tingling the entire time heâd been in the towers, but he felt a slight spike in the sensation when he touched each object. He moved each item into his cloak, while Felix stood in the corner, his eyes pointed at the ground.
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âIâ¦I suppose youâll be leaving then,â he said, trying to find a bit of iron in his spine.
Dantes pushed his wet hair back. âNo, no. I think Iâll spend some time in front of your fire, then youâll come with me into the city to make sure that these work. I doubt theyâd affect the enchantments here at the tower⦠unless youâd like me to make the attempt.
Felixâs eyes widened. âNo! I mean, no, I can do that.â
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After Dantes was sufficiently dried in front of the fire, he and Felix made their way out of the tower without any issue. It was much easier to leave from it, particularly with a professor leading the way. Dantes kept his branch at the base of Felixâs neck the whole time, making it look as if they were deep in discussion so as to not raise suspicions. After they were out of the tower Dantes simply made him move ahead of him as he summoned a perimeter of vermin to keep watch on the comings and goings from all sides.
âCouldnât you test the items closer to the tower?â
âI could,â responded Dantes, and they kept walking.
Felix was growing tired, and increasingly nervous as they moved, which Dantes was well aware of. By the time they reached the edge of Dantesâs garden, he was trembling with both fear and weariness, having only rarely walked so far.
Dantes pushed open a loose plank heâd been using as a door to enter his garden. Gesturing Felix to move through, which he did after a brief hesitation. It wasnât quite nightfall, but a small fire was burning at the center of the garden. Clay was pruning a small tree branch, while chatting with Wane and Orebus. Merle was at a different tree, his robes pulled off his chest as he lifted himself up and down, pulling his bearded chin over a branch as the tree shook, and Dantes could feel its clear displeasure.
âOh godsâ¦â muttered Felix as he saw them.
Merle dropped down from his pullups, clapping his hands together loudly. âFelix! Good to see you after all this time.â
Somehow, Felix managed to turn another shade paler.
Dantes patted him on the back. âNow, I bet youâre realizing now that I didnât just bring you here so I could test those enchantments.â
Wane and Orebus approached as well, and Felix began muttering a number of creative curses under his breath.
âThe good news is, I didnât bring you here to kill you as I bet you suspected.â Dantes gave a wave to Clay who returned it with a smile as he continued working the garden. âThe bad news is, Iâm going to need you to remove our friendâs collars.â
âI-I canât do that! Iâll lose my tenure, be thrown into the pit.â
âItâs not so bad,â said Wane. âYou can still do some gambling down there, and the changeling whores feel just as good as the real thing.â
âDonât worry child,â said Orebus, his tone sounding very different to what Dantes was used to hearing from him. âYou wonât get caught anyway. You were a clever student, I bet you still are.â
âIâ¦â Felix was breathing quickly, the rapidfire stress of his day catching up with him quickly.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âIf you donât,â said Merle, âWeâll just be killing you anyways.â He stretched, and pulled his robe back over his shoulders. âWonât be able to turn you into a chicken like I did the last one though.â He looked Felix over. âProbably for the best. You look a bit stringy.â
Felix collapsed onto the ground, his eyes wide as he continued to pant.
Dantes moved over to him, and crouched down, putting his hand on his shoulder. âListen, Felix. You donât need to think too hard about this. Itâs really all very simple. You owe me money, and I have enough enchanted items with your signature all over them that I can easily get your tenure revoked anyway. On top of that, youâre outnumbered and will die if you donât cooperate. All that is scary, I know, but letâs talk about what happens if you do cooperate. First of all, you live, which is a great deal in and of itself. Secondly, Iâll start paying you for anything I need from you, just as I already told you I would. Thirdly, my plans donât stop at being a two-bit criminal, they're far larger than that, and Iâd be a good man to have as a friend.â Dantes gestured to the collared. âSo would they, no matter what theyâre planning, Iâd certainly rather be with them than against them, eh?â
Felix nodded. âI⦠I suppose so.â
Dantes moved to his bag that heâd left in the camp and pulled out a small handle of rye. âHere, have a sip and take a breath. This is all easy. It was decided the moment you played cards against me. Fighting it wonât help anything. Just do your part, and weâll all be better off for it.â
Felix took a long, deep swig of the whiskey and sighed. âAnd youâll start paying me after this?â
Dantes smiled, âYes.â
Orebus looked at Wane. âAre we sure he doesnât have some kind of magic?â