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Chapter 15

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Villain, Please Go Easy on Me

70. Psychology: Petty Captivating Object

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

The mechanical sound of 748 was heard, “Captivating bar increases by 1%, current progress 1%.”

Su Bei clicked the tongue. Oh shit! This captivating object is so stingy. Only 1%? Seriously?

Su Su first opened his mouth, “Su Bei, I gave you the money. Don’t play rascal here. This has nothing to do with Mr. Xiao.”

Su Bei elbowed Su Su who was standing in front of Xiao Qianran Su aside, “Phone number?”

Xiao Qianran’s long fingers took Su Bei’s phone and input the phone number.

Su Su pretended to be anxious and said, “Mr. Xiao, you just ignore him. If you give him your phone number, maybe he will come after you for money.”

After leaving his number, Xiao Qianran said to Su Su gently, “You better go home early.”

Su Su bowed to Xiao Qianran. “Thank you, Mr. Xiao. I will certainly invite Mr. Xiao to dinner sometime.”

Xiao Qianran still wore a gentle face, “No, thanks. Go home.”

Seeing that Su Bei did not go, Su Su also did not want to go.

Su Bei also felt he should take it slow, “I gotta go.”

Then Su Su walked away.

Only a small episode. Xiao Qianran also did not put it in the heart.

He liked looking at all kinds of masks on people’s faces. The girl just now was wonderful, and he wanted to see more.

Thinking so, Xiao Qianran’s eyes behind those glasses turned dark.

Got both the money and phone number, Su Bei felt thrilled in the heart.

Suddenly he stopped, glanced sideways at the glass wall, and almost suffered a heart attack.

Who is the guy in the glass who did the same action but with a head of green hair?

Isn’t that scary?

Su Bei touched his hair, and then his uncomfortable ears.

The original owner was e really non-mainstream, with a row of ear holes pierced.

The hair is green.

Clothes, needless to say, are really not mainstream.

Su Bei thought he better go to dye the hair first.

The first world’s yellow hair was fine with him, but green hair? Nah!

Who wants to wear a head of green hair? Isn’t is like cursing oneself? (In Chinese culture, color green means getting cuckolded)

Oh, right, the original owner has a girlfriend. He better break up with her. He can’t hurt a little girl.

He’s got a mission to accomplish.

Su Bei felt out to give the mobile phone to the body of the girlfriend made a call.

When the phone was put through, the panting came to Su Bei’s ears clearly.

Su Bei asks casually, “What are you doing?”

The voice of the other side intermittently spread over, “I am running, tired.”

Su Bei said, “Oh. Well, I have a word to say to you.”

Just as he said that, Su Bei already regretted. Breaking up on the phone? Isn’t it a little too mean?

Then there was a scream on the other side. Su Bei asked, “Are you OK?”

She said she hurt her leg. “Just tell me what happened. I’m listening.”

Su Bei thought for a while, “I’ll go to see you.”

The other side refused decisively, “No!”

Then there was another gasp.

Su Bei was silent for a while, “Maybe you come to me?”

The other side said with a discouraged tone, “You come.”

Then she named a place.

Su Bei took a taxi directly.

It was a club, an extreme sports club.

When he entered, a girl in smoky makeup was hugging her knees in tears.

Su Bei squatted down and asked, “What happened?”

The girl pointed to the high outdoor shelf and said, “Climbed that, got hurt.” Then a face asking for comfort.

Su Bei fell into silence. The girl was anxious, “I know you don’t let me play extreme sports, too dangerous, but really exciting.”

73. Psychology: You Are Sick

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Su Bei sighed deeply, “Tongtong, do you have to force me to tell the truth?”

“Do you want to say you like someone else?” she said, choking up. “I don’t believe it!”

Su Bei deepened his voice, “No, I like men.”

The other side was so shocked that she even forgot to cry. After a long time, Ye Tongtong roared, “Do you really need to humiliate yourself only to break up with me?”

Then she hung up the phone.

Su Bei wiped his face, he checked, in this world, homosexual is a kind of illness, mental illness.

Or maybe that’s the case in many worlds.

Then after sucking up to daddy system using a variety of fawning ways, the system helped Su Bei sent a message to Ye Tongtong.

It was about the introduction about Xiao Qianran, a famous psychologist, no matter what kind of mental illness, he could cure it all.

Su Bei thought, with Ye Tongtong’s persistent characters, she would choose to take Su Bei to see a doctor.

Then he could get close to Xiao Qianran reasonably.

So it wouldn’t seem very deliberate. Perfect!

As expected, the second day Ye Tongtong stormed all the way to Su Bei’s home.

As she saw Su Bei, she suddenly felt he looked kind of strange to her.

“When did you dye your hair?” She asked hesitantly.

Su Bei said honestly, “Yesterday.”

Ye Tongtong looked at Su Bei incredulously, “Your clothes?”

Before Su Bei answered, Ye Tongtong directly grabbed Su Bei’s collar, “Whatever, you come with me. I will take you to see a doctor!”

Su Bei pretended, “I am not sick. Why should I see a doctor?”

Ye Tongtong bit her lip, tugging Su Bei, “Just follow me!”

Su Bei dissembled the great joys in the heart, pretending unwilling to go with her.

Xiao Qianran’s office was in a building. Ye Tongtong said she only made the appointment today through her parents’ connections.

A lot of people were lining up. It took them quite a long time.

After entering, Xiao Qianran in suits looked more rigorous than before.

He put on a warm smile, “What a coincidence!”

Ye Tongtong said viciously, “If you can help me cure my boyfriend, I will let go of what happened yesterday.”

Su Bei whispered, “We have broken up.”

Ye Tongtong said, “We did not break up. It’s only that you are ill.”

Su Bei stopped talking, because the more he said, the more mistakes he made.

Xiao Qianran scanned Su Bei’s expression, only finding it kind of interesting.

He said he was not ill, but with a secret exciting face. Why?

Xiao Qianran formulaically asked, “I wonder what you would like consulting.”

“He said he likes men,” Ye Tongtong said, pointing to Su Bei.

Su Bei said with a face of seriousness, “I never said that.”

Ye Tongtong stomped her feet, “You didn’t say so yesterday. Did you lie only to break up with me?”

Before Su Bei opened his mouth, Ye Tongtong directly asked Xiao Qianran, “I want to know whether he lied! If he really likes men, then cure him!”

Xiao Qianran smiled, looking at the eyes of Su Bei, as if he was able to see through his whole person, “Mr. Su likes men?”

Su Bei began his performance, “Isn’t this supposed to be my privacy?”

Xiao Qianran calmed, “Mr. Su, you do not need to resist so much. I just ask a few simple questions.”

He paused, then said. “Miss Ye, would you please show yourself out?”

74. Psychology: Half True and Half False

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Ye Tongtong reluctantly went out.

Xiao Qianran said to Su Bei, “Well, Mr. Su, let’s talk about your situation in details.”

His eyes swept su Bei’s hair, feeling unexpected pleasing to the eyes, he subconsciously felt that his hair should be soft.

Su Bei kept playing the fool, “I have no situation.”

He was well qualified to play the part of the man who was hiding his sexuality.

Xiao Qianran naturally could tell that he was lying, not only that, he also could tell this person hoped that he could go on.

He smiled. “Mr. Su really doesn’t have to resist this so much. We’re just chatting, you know.”

Although Su Bei did not think that liking men was sick, he thought that it should be some kind of illness if he had no reaction if he saw the women he liked.

So he decided to let the captivating object to check it for him.

You may ask if Su Bei had got sexual incompetence.

Not possible. He got it checked. Working perfectly.

Su Bei, wearing a sad face, told Xiao Qianran his situation.

After saying that, Su Bei felt ashamed.

He really didn’t want his thing went incompetent after he accomplished his mission and went back.

Xiao Qianran’s eyes lightly glistened. He felt that the boy in front became harder to understand.

His words, half true and half false, and his expression, too, making him puzzled, not knowing his real purpose.

That’s a bit challenging to him.

The mechanical voice of 748 sounded, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress increased by 8%.”

Xiao Qianran slightly thought a bit, “Since you have been to see a doctor, so it should be psychological reasons, so that is why Mr Su and Miss Ye broke up, right?”

Su Bei nodded, “I guess so.”

Xiao Qianran’s smile widened at the corners of his mouth. Liar! It was clearly a lie. “I will try my best to cure Mr. Su.”

Su Bei was moved, “Thank you!”

Xiao Qianran gave a gentle smile, “My pleasure. I’m gonna check your situation first, then inform you.”

“If anything comes up, you can call me. I think Mr. Su already has my number.”

Su Bei said OK.

Captivating bar increased the first time they contacted. Feeling so good!

As Su Bei went out, Ye Tongtong was excited to ask: “How was it?”

He sighed and asked reproachfully, “Why did you tell someone else about this?”

Ye Tongtong pursed her lips.” I did it for your good!”

Su Bei said, “I really have no feelings for you, I just take you as a little sister.”

Ye Tongtong glared at Su Bei, “I’ll ask the doctor myself!”

Then pushed Su Bei aside and stormed into Xiao Qianran’s office, but soon came out.

“Dr. Xiao told me to rest assured. He can cure you.”

Su Bei laughed her words off. He could cure him? He didn’t think so.

Xiao Qianran stood by the window, watching them leave, thinking that he should go to see someone else.

Don’t think Su Bei became active to do the task in this world. That was a moment’s thing.

Soon he started his homebody life, finally even forgot whom Xiao Qianran was.

This body was only 19 years old. Because of too much indulgence from his parents, his grades in high school were pretty, naturally did not go to college, just stayed home with his parents.

Original owner had no abilities, but Su Bei had!

He had to make money and support himself.

Su Bei’s ability was…comics.

Yeah, he’s just a homebody comics artist…

75. Psychology: Resuming as an Otaku

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Before he had transmigrated here, the original owner had done comics for a few days. After a night’s sleep, he had transmigrated here.

As for what he drew, he had no imagination, but for some reason, he rode on someone’s coattails.

That person provided the outline of the inspiration, he did the drawing part, and the two of them split the money.

He had never seen that person, but that did not prevent him from admiring him.

Because his imagination was really wild and unrestrained, all kinds of strange stories.

Now, cracking his brain for a long time, he still did not come up with a story structure, so he decided to draw about himself.

Having transmigrated into two different worlds, one world one story.

After making up his mind, Su Bei began to prepare.

The computer was ready-made, so he only needed to buy a drawing board and other stuff.

Picking up the board, Su Bei was so touched that he even wanted to cry. If felt like a lifetime ago.

One day, Xiao Qianran, who was already forgotten to a corner by Su Bei, called, asking Su Bei out.

Su Bei then suddenly remembered he had a captivating object.

Casually dressed up, Su Bei went out to see Xiao Qianran.

It was not in Xiao Qianran’s psychological consulting room, but in a coffee shop.

When Su Bei arrived, Xiao Qianran had already been there.

Xiao Qianran raised a hand, “Sit.”

Su Bei sat on the opposite side of Xiao Qianran and ordered a glass of juice.

Xiao Qianran opened his mouth, “I checked the information. It is not that there was no similar case like you before.”

“It’s mostly because of the psychological impact of something.”

Su Bei immersed in meditation, “748, you say, is it because I have done too many tasks so I would become like this. Can this be taken as work injury?”

The mechanical voice of 748 rose, “No”

Su Bei scolded in his heart, “You week and silly system!”

Xiao Qianran saw that Su Bei was thinking, “So, Mr Su, have you ever come across anything that can cause you any psychological shadow?”

Yes or no? That’s a question.

Finally, Su Bei said, “No.”

Even if there was, how should he explain?

Saying that a pervert system let him a man who doesn’t like men captivate a villain and got pricked through the back door?

Who would believe that?

Xiao Qianran smiled in silence. He was really not willing to tell the truth.

Su Bei felt that he was seen through, but still lied shamelessly.

After a long time, Xiao Qianran said, “Mr. Su seems not wanting to cooperate?”

Su Bei let his facial expression look as sincere as possible, “I have cooperated very much.”

The radian of Xiao Qianran’s mouth expanded, “Really?”

Finally, Su Bei was defeated. “I…by a man…”

Su Bei’s voice lowered down, feeling really ashamed.

The expression on Xiao Qianran’s face was reassuring. “I know, so it’s this that has left a shadow on Mr. Su’s heart, right?”

His eyes flashed a glimmer of light. He checked on Su Bei. He only had one girlfriend, Ye Tongtong.

Getting ‘pricked’ by a man? Never.

But he cannot see a trace of lying from Su Bei’s expression.

So, is this Su Bei lying or what?

Distinct, Su Bei micro expression was the easiest to understand, but just now, he was a little puzzled.

748, “Captivating bar increased by 10%, current progress 18%.”

Xiao Qianran continued to ask, “Could you please describe the situation at the time?”

Su Bei covered his face. How could he ever describe such a private thing in the cafe?

But Xiao Qianran looked at Su Bei as if that was not a problem at all.

71. Psychology: Hard to Break Up

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Oh, Su Bei remembered.

The original owner is a little timid, while his girlfriend is a fancier of excitement, so he does not allow his girlfriend to touch any extreme sports.

Su Bei sighed, “You could only blame yourself.”

The girl stared at him with her big eyes, “What are you talking about? Can’t you say some comforting words?”

Then she showed some kind of inflamed knees.

Su Bei coughed, “I have to tell you a more exciting thing.”

The girl rolled her eyes. “What? Propose to me?”

Su Bei couldn’t help rubbing her head, “Let’s break up.”

The girl popped her eyes out with disbelief, raising her voice, “You say that again?”

Su Bei said seriously word by word again, “Let’s break up.”

The eyes of girl got wet. After quite a while she asked, “Why?”

Su Bei replied, “We are not suitable for each other. This is not good. In the future you can do whatever you like.”

The girl fell into Su Bei’s arms, holding his waist tightly, “No! I know I was wrong. I will never do extreme sports ever again. Don’t break up with me, ok?”

Su Bei felt at a loss. People in the club were throwing dagger eyes at him.

As if he was a wicked heartbreaker.

Su Bei said helplessly, “I’ll take you to grab some food first.”

Maybe he should choose the right occasion first.

The girl smiled through her tears, “I knew you were teasing me.”

Su Bei’s ‘no’ got stuck in the throat.

He took the girl to a nearby restaurant. The girl looked left and right, saying that this was the most luxurious place Su Bei had ever taken her to.

Su Bei got swayed in the heart. What to do?

After the dishes were served, Su Bei watched the girl eating happily.

He also found the girl’s name from his memory, Ye Tongtong.

Seeing that Y Tongtong was almost full, Su Bei just opened his mouth, “About breaking up, I’m serious.”

“Just say a joke.” Ye Tongtong said, grinning. “Why say it twice?”

Su Bei did not speak, just looking at Ye Tongtong.

Ye Tongtong smiled and smiled, then started to cry, “Why? Why break up with me? Am I not good enough?”

Su Bei handed over a napkin, “I told you we are not suitable for each other.”

Ye Tongtong did not take it, obstinately looking at Su Bei, “You are lying to me, right? Huh?”

Su Bei wiped the tears for Ye Tongtong, “I did not lie to you. If I ontinue to let you be my girlfriend, that is lying.”

Ye Tongtong eagerly said, “Then you say where I am not good, I can change, I will all listen to you.”

Su Bei took back his hand, seriously saying to Ye Tongtong, “You don’t need to change yourself for anyone else, including me.”

Ye Tongtong cried even harder, “You tell me, what’s wrong with me?”

Su Bei lost his head this time, “You are really a good girl.”

“Then why did you break up with me?” she asked again.

Well, back again. Why is it so hard to break up?

“Because he doesn’t like you, that’s all.” A gentle voice was heard.

Ye Tongtong and Su Bei at the same time looked over at the speaker-Xiao Qianran.

“Mind your own business! How do you know he doesn’t like me?” said Ye Tongtong grumpily.

Su Bei replied, “Yes, I don’t like you.”

It’s no use making excuses. Just tell the truth.

Ye Tongtong got up and stepped on the toes of Su Bei ruthlessly, “I hate you!”

And then stomped away.

Su Bei breathed a sigh of relief. So he breaks up with her successfully?

72. Psychology: Unbelievable Parents

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

He turned around and found Xiao Qianran was looking at him.

Su Bei gave an unnatural smile, “Thank you.”

Then the mechanical sound of 748 was heard, “Captivating bar increased by 1%, current progress 2%.”

Su Bei didn’t want to complain how stingy this captivating object was anymore.

Xiao Qianran took Su Bei’s subtle change of his expression in his eyes. So fickle!

Su Bei hesitated, not knowing whether he should chat up with Xiao Qianran.

After all, he had just broken up, and now playing a crazy chaser?

But, although Xiao Qianran looked very gentle, those eyes always let Su Bei boggle.

Xiao Qianran looked at the boy’s psychological changes with great interest.

He seemed to want to get close to him, but was afraid.

It’s really a kind of ambivalence, but why would he get close to him?

It was a pleasure to meet two interesting objects of observation.

Still hesitating, Su Bei heard 748, “Captivating bar increased by 1%, current progress 3%.”

Su Bei felt a little spookier. Forget it. He should take it slow.

In face of Xiao Qianran, he always had a feeling of being seen through.

He got up, paid the money and hurried off.

Out of the restaurant, Su Bei bought a lot of lollipops in the nearby supermarket.

He stuffed a lollipop into his mouth, and finally felt a bit calm.

What he did not know was, when he left, Xiao Qianran also followed out.

Just on the opposite side. He took every move of Su Bei in his eyes.

When Su Bei arrived home, a couple warmly welcomed him and cared about him.

“Xiaobei, are you hungry? Thirsty? Is there anyone out there bullying you?”

Su Bei twitched the corner of the mouth. So spoiling him?

He should feel lucky not having been spoiled into a retard.

Su Bei opened his mouth and said, “I already ate outside. You eat.”

Su’s mother said anxiously, “Is it that the food I cook doesn’t go with your appetite. What do you want to eat? Tell me. I’ll cook for you.”

Su Bei tried to say that he had eaten, but his mother was like immersed in her own world, keeping blaming herself.

He couldn’t help lifting his voice. “I said I have eaten.”

Her mother shut her mouth abruptly, saying with an ingratiating tone, “Then you take some rest, tell me if you need anything.”

Su Bei thought, how could there be such unbelievable parents. This is not the right way to love their kid.

He went back to the room, put down the candies, thought for abit, and decided to dye his hair.

Green color? He really can’t hold it.

Su Bei dyed it back black.

A suit of unconventional clothes was also changed.

He would rather have a T-shirt and jeans than those clothes with a bunch of chains.

After all this, Su Bei looked a lot comely, only the ear studs added kind of unruly feeling.

In a word, he thought he looked a lot better now.

Then Su Bei made a lot of captivating plans, but were all denied e by himself.

Because he was afraid of being seen through once.

Sending sour love words? Nah! He felt that Xiao Qianran was even more horrible than Feng Xinglang.

Feng Linelang’s mood was at least on the surface, while this Xiao Qianran was a total smiling tiger. One would never know what he was thinking.

Then, Su Bei chose a more mentally retarded method, that is, to become Xiao Qianran’s patient.

Su Bei looked at Ye Tongtong calling in, could only say sorry.

As he put it through, Ye’s slightly crying voice was heard, “Su Bei, shall we not break up?”

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