171-175
Villain, Please Go Easy on Me
171. Campus: Young and Ignorant
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Ji Liang approached Su Bei, took the cigarette in his mouth and made a phone call.
Not knowing why, every time he saw that, he felt inexplicable irritable and thirst, in fact, he did not smoke.
748, âCaptivating bar of B increased by 5%, current progress 23%.â
Listening to Ji Liang make the phone call, Su Bei said with a bitchy tone, âCan this be taken as indirect kiss?â
Then he saw the veins standing out of Ji Liangâs hand holding the phone.
Su Bei quietly moved to one side.
Frowning, Ji Liang threw the butt into the trash can, feeling gratuitously fidgety.
He hung up the phone and asked Su Bei, âAre you born to like men?â
Su Bei replied, âNo.â I donât like men. The system kept pushing me! And gradually, I found liking men isnât bad.
Looking at Su Bei, Ji Liang felt itchy in the heart.
He looked away, made a hiss, and said nothing more.
An idea suddenly came across Su Beiâd head, so he said to Ji Liang, âHow about I tell you things about my ex-boyfriend?â
âWellâ¦Not quite right. Ex-ex-ex-boyfriend, of course, but I can tell you about others.â
Ji Liangâs face turned green, âShut up!â
Su Bei continued taking the road to ruin, âHe is my first boyfriend, handsome and rich, long legs, nice body, but only kind of bossy.â
Head turning sideways, the ruthlessness between the eyebrows become denser, and his voice also became grumpy, âI said, shut up!â
748, âCaptivating bar of B increase by 10%, current progress 33%.â
Oh, gee, whatâs wrong? So I score a lucky hit?
Su Bei said more vigorously, âHe is also in good shape, very durable in bedâ¦â
Looking at Su Bei chattering mouth, Ji Liang had the urge to cover his mouth, so he couldnât speak another word!
Su Bei then continued, âBut he is a special hobby, donât like roses but like peonies, which the flower shop doesnât have any for sale.â
Ji Liang felt that those words were so harsh, he gnashed his teeth, âSince you like him so much, then why break up?â
Su Bei paused for a moment, then said sadly, âBecause of someone.â
Then he said to the system, âNo, itâs a system. Itâs called 748.â
748 said calmly, âThe headquarters have come up with a new thing, still in the experimental stage, I helped you to apply it already.â
Su Bei felt cold on the back. The silly Eden apple? He didnât want to experience it the second time, â88, I was wrong, forgive me for my ignorance.â
Ji Liang said to himself in the heart, âLiar! Even pretending to be sad is so fake!â
He could not see a slice of sadness from inside Su Beiâs eyes.
Maybe even the ex-boyfriend from his mouth was fake.
Thinking of this, he did not feel so agitated.
He did not want to dwell on why.
Later, the roar of the motorcycle sounded, a motorcycle team came
After they parked the motorcycles, they went directly to Ji Liang and called him boss.
Su Bei looked to the yellow-hair guy shrinking in a corner while pointing at Ji Liang, âSee? This is the boss!â
The yellow-haired young man nodded repeatedly, saying that he knew.
Ji Liang pointed to those motorcycles, âChoose one.â
Su Bei shook his head and refused, âI only love my motorcycle. I canât ride otherâs motorcycle, or Iâd feel guilty.â
Ji Liang had a slight twitch of his mouth, âBut you have four ex-boyfriends.â
Su Bei corrected him, âFive. Boyfriends can be changed, but not my motorcycle.â
âFive?â The agitation rose again, totally didnât find that his focus already deviated.
172. Campus: Be My Sixth Boyfriend
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Su Bei thought for a moment, then affirmatively said, âIt is five.â
Ji Liang directly reached out a hand, grabbed his collar and threw him on one of the motorcycles.
The owner of that motorcycle hurriedly gave Su Bei the keys.
Su Bei flattened his clothes, âWe can compete, but on one condition, the one who loses should promise to do one thing for the winner, what do you say?â
Ji Liang gave an evil smile, âI would never lose.â
Su Bei twitched his mouth and snickered, âNothing is absolute.â
Ji Liang narrowed his eyes, âAll right, you canât regret it then.â
Su Bei coughed, âYou too.â
Both of them were ready, without any protection, and went straight into the game.
The night wind flapped directly on the face, a little painful.
The roar of motorcycles resounded through the night sky.
Su Bei looked ahead absorbedly, asking 748, âCan you help me cheat?â then added, âDad.â
748 gave a decisive refusal, âNo.â
Su Bei said some regret, âYou donât love me any me. Do you have a new lover out there somewhere?â
748 did not speak.
In fact, Su Bei gradually found that 748 was not so difficult to get along with, and even a little bit sensible and easy to talk into.
So people should always push your luck, especially for someone like Su Bei who had developed such thick skin.
Their gap was not obvious, one after the other, passing a curve.
Su Bei looked at the speed, for the task, heâd take the risk!
Hitting the pedal, he dashed forward.
Seeing this, Ji Liang had a skip of his heart. Itâd be easy to have an accident at such a speed.
Ji Liang who was supposed to win it was not that desperate to win.
But a manâs dignity told him he could never lose to Su Bei, so he also sped up.
748, âCaptivating bar of B increased by 3%, current progress 36%.â
Su Bei now had no time to reason with 748, because this speed, with a little inattention, heâd have a car accident.
Ji Liang caught up, now it again had only a little gap between them.
Su Bei gnashed his teeth. See who is more not afraid of death then!
Hitting the accelerator hard, the scene in front became blurred.
He could only drive relying on the original ownerâs memories of this road.
He even had a feeling that his car was flying.
Ji Liang cursed loudly, âYou are crazy! Are you so desperate to win?â
However, Su Bei couldnât hear him any more.
Finally when they arrived at the end of the road, Su Bei got off his motorcycle, saying while swinging his hair, âYou lost!â
Ji Liang got off the motorcycle and grabbed Su Beiâs collar, with a ferocious expression: âAre you crazy? So desperate to die!â
748, âCaptivating bar of B increased by 5%, current progress 41%.â
Su Bei was pushed into the guardrail, he blinked, âNo, I just want to win.â
Ji Liang then loosened him, thinking he must be crazy. Why did he suddenly care about someone else?
Su Bei flattened his collar while asking, âThen shouldnât you do one thing for me?â
Ji Liang said with a vicious tone, âSay it.â
Su Bei then said faintly, âBe my sixth boyfriend.â
Ji Liang turn around and threw a fist in his face. He did not know where his anger came from, âDo you think I am such a pervert like you who likes men?â
Su Bei gasped, covered his face and smiled, âBut you lost, didnât you?â
Ji Liang roared, âGet lost!â
Su Bei shrugged his shoulders, turned around and walked away.
Watching him leave, Ji Liang kicked a guardrail beside, very loud.
Others even dare not speak and tried to minimize their presence.
However, the irritability in Ji Liangâs heart didnât not diminish a bit. He started the engine and jumped out.
173. Campus: Swollen Cheek
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Of course Su Bei would never walk home. He could call a taxi.
It was just that his cheek really hurt and it got swollen.
Fortunately, he didnât have his teeth knocked out.
He remembered in the plot Ji Liang knocked out of a teeth of him.
Early in the morning the next day, Xia Xiaonuan urged him to get up, Su Bei used the excuse of being injured and asked for a leave from school.
He was not a monster like the male lead, not sleeping but still in high spirits.
As Xia Xiaonuan heard that Su Bei asked for a leave, she only complained, but didnât force him.
In an angle where Su Bei couldnât see, Xia Xiaonuan was looking at him like looking at a ghost.
In her opinion, it is better that Su Bei stayed at home.
A pervert who was into men even tried to hook up with her brother Ji Liang! So gross!
So, Su Bei had a sound sleep all the morning.
Father Xia and Mother Xia wouldnât care whether heâd go to school or not.
But can you imagine how horrible it is to wake up with a swollen cheek?
Su Bei felt that he even had difficulty of eating food.
So the male leadâs punch was really ferocious. Even without losing any of his teeth, it still felt awful.
Su Bei found an ice cube from the refrigerator, gave himself an ice compress lying on the sofa, hoping to reduce the swelling.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Su Bei was confused. Who would come back at such a time?
He got up and opened the door. It was Ji Liang.
Su Bei raised his eyebrow, âArenât you supposed to be at school?â
Ji Liang smiled gently, âI got something to do, so I came back. I heard you got hurt, so I came to check you out.â
Su Bei leaned over to let Ji Liang come in, caught a glimpse of the medicine and lollipop in his hand, and complained, âDo you think I can eat a lollipop like this? Itâs even hard to talk.â
Ji Liang looked at Su Bei like this, his smile grew bigger, âYou can eat after you get better.â
Su bei rolled his eyes, lay back on the sofa and continued his ice compress.
Ji Liang sat by Su Bei and asked, âCan I put the cat here for a few days?â
Su Bei gave him a strange eye, âDonât you know my aunt is allergic to animal hair?â
Ji Liang was stunned for a moment, âOh, yes. Iâll think of some other way.â
Su Bei felt stranger. Why would he let someone else to take care of the cat for a few days?
He thought for a moment and said, âLeave the cat to me. Iâll see what I can do.â
Ji Liang asked, âAre you sure?â
Su Bei shook his head, âDid you name the cat?â
Ji Liang smiled gently, âNot yet.â
Su Bei immediately made the decision on spot, âCall it Qiqi.â
Then he said to the system, â88, Iâve got you a big cat.â
Ji Liang did not object, âA good name, Qiqi it is.â
After quite some time, Su Bei realized that today Ji Liangâs smile was cold, not as warm as usual.
Afraid that heâd miss part of the plot, Su Bei went through it again, but it didnât tell what happened to him.
It only said that Ji Liang didnât go to school for some days, but only went for motorcycle racing and drinking every night with Xia Xiaonuan.
It was probably to create opportunities for the male lead and female lead to stay alone for the relationship.
As for the reason, it did not say.
But Ji Liang said to Xia Xiaonuan that it felt so good to have someone by his side.
At this time, Ji Liangâs phone rang, his smile suddenly became kind of strange.
He smiled apologetically at Su Bei and got up to answer the phone.
Indistinctly, Su Bei heard a sentence like âIâm arrivedâ.
Ji Liang turned his head and smiled gently at Su Bei, âSo, do you go to my place to grab the cat or I bring it here for you?â
Su Bei got up, âIâll go over.â
174. Campus: So You Donât Want to Pretend Anymore?
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Ji Liang pondered a little and said, âMaybe you can come to my place for a few days and take care of the cat.â
Su Bei said no while going out wearing his slippers, apparently not refusing him.
Ji Liang curved up his lips, like he thought of something.
748, âCaptivating bar of A increased by 3%, current progress 24%.â
After going to Ji Liangâs place, he opened the refrigerator, âThere are some dishes in the refrigerator, you canâ¦â He made a pause, âOr you can order takeout.â
Now knowing why, when he was about to say âyou can cook food yourselfâ, he subconsciously felt that the kitchen would explode.
Su Bei squatted in front of the cat, and started to play with it, no one knew whether he heard it or not.
Then Ji Liang brought Su Bei to the guest room, told him that he could sleep here.
Su Bei felt that the decoration of Ji Liangâs bedroom was kind of depressive.
He looked at the expensive things in the bedroom a and asked, âDo you really trust me? Arenât you afraid Iâll empty your house?â
Ji Liang thought for a moment and asked Su Bei gently with a smile, âIf you like anything, you can take it away.â
Su Bei felt a little touched and really wanted to translate his words âI am rich anyhow.â
Ji Liang could not help but reach out a hand and rub the head of Su Bei, he found his hair was so soft to touch, he got kind of addicted of it.
748, âCaptivating bar of A increased by 1%, current progress 25%.â
Ji Liang handed Su Bei a handbook about how to raise a cat, âThere are all the precautions on it, if there is anything you are not clear, thenâ¦Give me a call.â
The weird pause made Su Bei confused.
After Ji Liang left, Su Bei lay down on the sofa with the cat, feeling inflated, as if he had climbed to peak of his life.
He asked 748, â88, is your hair as soft as Qiqiâs?â
748 didnât say anything, probably because he didnât want to admit he was a cat.
In the afternoon, Xia Xiaonuan came back.
She had a bad presentiment as she did not see Su Bei, she called Su Bei butSu Bei didnât answer it.
And on thinking that Su Bei asked for a leave today, she was even angrier.
Xia Xiaonuan then went to knock Ji Liangâs door, but Su Bei who still looked sleepy opened it for her.
A string in her head was broken, she pushed him aside and went in, then asked Su Bei with a vicious voice, âWhere is Ji Liang?â
Su Bei yawned, âSo you no longer pretend?â
Xia Xiaonuan was startled, then threw him her dagger eyes, âWhat did you do to him?â
Su Bei shrugged, âI even donât know where he went. What can I do to him?â
Xia Xiaonuan apparently did not buy it, âthat why are you in his place?â
Su Bei said reasonably, âHelp him take care of the cat.â
Xia Xiaonuan pulled Su Bei, âGet out! I know you have dirty purpose on Ji Liang!â
Su Bei knocked off Xia Xiaonuanâs hand, âDonât be a shrew, OK? Itâs not good.â
Xia Xiaonuan got so mad at his words, âJi Liang is mine! Donât try to steal him from me with such dirty means! You pervert! Get out of here!â
Su Bei sighed, he was probably mentally retarded to open the door, really annoying.
He raised his hand and pushed Xia Xiaonuan straight out. Then he locked the door.
Xia Xiaonuan who wouldnât give up pounded on the door like crazy, and got complained by the neighbor. Perfect!
Then Xia Xiaonuan dialing Su Beiâs number. Su Beiâs OS was âThe blacklisting function of cellphones is so wonderful! Iâll order some takeout to soothe myself.â
While Xia Xiaonuan outside really wished she could break Su Beiâs neck! Sheâd definitely destroy Su Bei!
Before dark, Su Bei remembered that the captivating bar of Ji Liang during daytime was not high, so he called him to deepen their affection.
175. Campus: The Snake and the Farmer
Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Ji Liang did not answer it.
But Su Bei was a patient person, he kept calling him again and again.
Finally, on the sixth call, Ji Liang answered.
The voice of Ji Liang sounded kind of depressive, âIs it Su Bei?â
Su Bei answered, âI just want to tell you Iâm taking good care of Qiqi. If you are busy, Iâll hang up.â
Ji Liangâs voice became kind of clearer, âWait. Tell me what Qiqi did today.â
Su Bei replied, âJust eat, drink and poop.â
Ji Liang, ââ¦â
Su Bei coughed, âBut I can tell you what I did today.â
Ji Liang wore a gentle smile, âGo ahead.â
Su Bei thought for a moment, âEat, drink and poop.â
Ji Liangâs laugh sounded from the other end of the phone, so tingling.
748, âCaptivating bar of A increased by 5%, current progress 30%.â
Su Bei made a cough and said, âWell, I didnât go out, so I didnât do anything.â
Ji Liang said gently, âItâs OK. Say something else.â
Su Bei nearly lost in Ji Liangâs tender voice. How could a manâs voice be so sexy?
He thought about it and found that he had nothing to say.
Then stretched out his hand and grabbed a book, started to read from a random place.
Ji Liang did not hang up the phone, just listening quietly.
âWhen the lamb quieted down, did you hear the cry and whisper from the darkest corner of your heart?â
âThe struggle between angel and demon, the world loves the former and fears the latter.â
Su Bei read a few words, found something wrong, then he closed the book to see the cover, âClassic Sentences of Silence of the Lambsâ!
What kind of pirated book? Is the Silence of the Lambs supposed to be in English?
Then Ji Liangâs sound was heard, âWhy not continue it?â
Su Bei threw away the book and read aloud casually, âWhen you are staring into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you.â
Ji Liang was silent for a moment, âThere is no such sentence in the book.â
Su Bei, âI know, where did you get this book?â
Although the voice of Ji Liang was gentle, it was mixed with some kind of unspoken feeling, âI picked it up somewhere.â
Su Bei reached out his hand and pushed the book into the trash can, âItâs not good to read too much of pirated books. Iâll read you a new one.â
Ji Liang said OK.
748, âCaptivating bar of A increased by 5%,current progress 35%.â
Then Su Bei told Ji Liang a fable, âThe farmer saw a hibernating snake on the road. He had a bad heart and wanted to catch it and bring it home to eat.â
Then the snake woke up halfway and bit the farmer dead.
Ji Liang was silent for a moment, âFinished?â
Su Bei answered, âYes, finished.â
Ji Liang chuckled, âThis is different from the edition of the farmer and the snake I read about.â
Su Bei said reasonably, âMine is the original edition of the farmer and the snake story.â
âDonât snakes hibernate in winter? What warm it to wake it up?â
Ji Liang chuckled, âWhat is the moral of this fable?â
Su Bei answered, âIt tells us that we should not be too stupid, or we will be killed by our own stupidity.â
He paused a bit and then continued, âIt seems like I should tell you this story, but anyway, I already told you. You can tell it to someone else someday.â
Ji Liang kept silent for a long while, and only said âOKâ when Su Bei nearly fell asleep.
748, âCaptivating bar increased by 10%, current progress 45%.â
Ji Liang then said softly, âI gotta things to do. Bye.â
Su Bei had no objection and hang up the phone.
At night, when Su Bei was sleeping soundly, he heard someone opened the door.
Su Bei woke up with a start and thought it was a thief.