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341. Transmigration: How the Gossip Spread in Ancient Times

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Jun Jiuling’s expression changed, then turned over and covered the two of them with the quilts at the lightning speed, then said by Su Bei’s ear, “Moan.”

Su Bei froze there, Jun Jiuling urged, “Come on!”

So Su Bei began his performance, kept moaning in the mouth, while his hands and feet rubbing the other side’s body.

Jun Jiuling got turned on, Su Bei’s moan was like thousands of feathers tickling the tip of his heart.

The quick footsteps were getting closer and closer, Jun Jiuling kneaded Su Bei’s buttock, “Your moan sounds so pleasant to my ears.”

That hoarse voice made one fall into a reverie.

Su Bei then said using a specially lustful tone, “Your Majesty is so bad.”

That person stood there for a moment and then left as if in a huff.

Jun Jiuling kneaded Su Bei’s waist, “It looks like you are quite experienced?”

Su Bei immediately lifted open the quilts for some fresh air, and turned a white eye by the way, “Even if I have never eaten ‘pork’, I should have seen one run.” Let alone he had ever eaten ‘pork’ before.

Jun Jiuling leaned extremely close to Su Bei, “Then let me check what you have learned while watching a ‘pig run’.”

Su Bei said blandly, “Of course a lot more than you can imagine.”

Jun Jiuling smiled, “Noble Consort Gao wants to see you.”

Su Bei asked, “What will happen if I don’t go?”

Jun Jiuling said leisurely, “The last one who didn’t go even had no bones left.”

Su Bei was surprised. “Is it so terrible? Your Majesty seems to have a very special taste.”

Jun Jiuling already gradually calmed down, “Just doing to let those old foxes see.”

This reminded Su Bei of some world before, then he exclaimed, “I feel so sorry for you.”

748, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress 72%.”

Jun Jiuling flattened the wrinkles of his clothes as he got up, “I’m afraid you will be sorry later.”

Su Bei’s OS was, whatever job you do, you should have some enthusiasm in it. Since he was a bad concubine who would bring calamity to the kingdom and people, then there was nothing he couldn’t nail down!

After Jun Jiuling left, Su Bei stood there with his still sour legs, thinking a bit, he decisively went to sleep.

For only one day’s time, the news that Jun Jiuling indulged in s*x during daytime…had spread all over the capital city.

Again, Su Bei lamented the speed of the gossip spreading in ancient times.

The next day, just as Jun Jiuling had said, Noble Consort Gao sent someone to ask Su Bei to go to see her.

Su Bei thought about how Yaoyao had behaved towards other concubines, he only needed to imitate her.

He did not go there at once, but slowly drank some tea and ate some snacks, and didn’t go until the servant came to urge him impatiently.

When he arrived at the palace of Noble Consort Gao, there was no one to greet him.

He went straight in, Noble Consort Gao was sitting there enjoying her tea, probably trying to give Su Bei a little taste of her stateliness.

Su Bei said, “I got stuck in something, sorry to keep you waiting.”

Noble Consort Gao did not speak, but her person maid said, “Childe Su, where is your manner? Having kept our lady waiting for so long, you don’t even show your courtesy? Isn’t it too inappropriate?”

Su Bei was confused, “Manner? You speak before your lady, what kind of manner is that?”

That little maid smiled coldly, “That is because Childe Su is not worthy to let our lady open her mouth.”

Su Bei nodded, “It seems that Noble Consort Gao is indeed noble, so noble that she is so otherworldly and even wouldn’t want to talk with our mortals.”

“So, since Noble Consort Gao has called me here. What is it about?”

342. Transmigration: Mouth Cannon

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Jun Jiuling’s expression changed, then turned over and covered the two of them with the quilts at the lightning speed, then said by Su Bei’s ear, “Moan.”

Su Bei froze there, Jun Jiuling urged, “Come on!”

So Su Bei began his performance, kept moaning in the mouth, while his hands and feet rubbing the other side’s body.

Jun Jiuling got turned on, Su Bei’s moan was like thousands of feathers tickling the tip of his heart.

The quick footsteps were getting closer and closer, Jun Jiuling kneaded Su Bei’s buttock, “Your moan sounds so pleasant to my ears.”

That hoarse voice made one fall into a reverie.

Su Bei then said using a specially lustful tone, “Your Majesty is so bad.”

That person stood there for a moment and then left as if in a huff.

Jun Jiuling kneaded Su Bei’s waist, “It looks like you are quite experienced?”

Su Bei immediately lifted open the quilts for some fresh air, and turned a white eye by the way, “Even if I have never eaten ‘pork’, I should have seen one run.” Let alone he had ever eaten ‘pork’ before.

Jun Jiuling leaned extremely close to Su Bei, “Then let me check what you have learned while watching a ‘pig run’.”

Su Bei said blandly, “Of course a lot more than you can imagine.”

Jun Jiuling smiled, “Noble Consort Gao wants to see you.”

Su Bei asked, “What will happen if I don’t go?”

Jun Jiuling said leisurely, “The last one who didn’t go even had no bones left.”

Su Bei was surprised. “Is it so terrible? Your Majesty seems to have a very special taste.”

Jun Jiuling already gradually calmed down, “Just doing to let those old foxes see.”

This reminded Su Bei of some world before, then he exclaimed, “I feel so sorry for you.”

748, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress 72%.”

Jun Jiuling flattened the wrinkles of his clothes as he got up, “I’m afraid you will be sorry later.”

Su Bei’s OS was, whatever job you do, you should have some enthusiasm in it. Since he was a bad concubine who would bring calamity to the kingdom and people, then there was nothing he couldn’t nail down!

After Jun Jiuling left, Su Bei stood there with his still sour legs, thinking a bit, he decisively went to sleep.

For only one day’s time, the news that Jun Jiuling indulged in s*x during daytime…had spread all over the capital city.

Again, Su Bei lamented the speed of the gossip spreading in ancient times.

The next day, just as Jun Jiuling had said, Noble Consort Gao sent someone to ask Su Bei to go to see her.

Su Bei thought about how Yaoyao had behaved towards other concubines, he only needed to imitate her.

He did not go there at once, but slowly drank some tea and ate some snacks, and didn’t go until the servant came to urge him impatiently.

When he arrived at the palace of Noble Consort Gao, there was no one to greet him.

He went straight in, Noble Consort Gao was sitting there enjoying her tea, probably trying to give Su Bei a little taste of her stateliness.

Su Bei said, “I got stuck in something, sorry to keep you waiting.”

Noble Consort Gao did not speak, but her person maid said, “Childe Su, where is your manner? Having kept our lady waiting for so long, you don’t even show your courtesy? Isn’t it too inappropriate?”

Su Bei was confused, “Manner? You speak before your lady, what kind of manner is that?”

That little maid smiled coldly, “That is because Childe Su is not worthy to let our lady open her mouth.”

Su Bei nodded, “It seems that Noble Consort Gao is indeed noble, so noble that she is so otherworldly and even wouldn’t want to talk with our mortals.”

“So, since Noble Consort Gao has called me here. What is it about?”

343. Transmigration: Borrow a Knife to Kill Someone

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

For the first time, Noble Consort Gao saw Jun Jiuling wear such horrifying expression.

She tried to calm herself down and said, “Your Majesty, it’s mostly women in the harem, as a man, it’s really not appropriate for Childe Su to stay.”

Jun Jiuling said, “What your said is quite reasonable. Then it wouldn’t be inappropriate if I move all women out of the harem.”

Then he turned to leave holding Su Bei’s waist, before he left, he did not forget to command, “If Noble Consort Gao’s hands are still there, your heads will not be on your neck.”

Then Noble Consort Gao knew Jun Jiuling was serious. She shouted, “Your Majesty! You can’t do this to me. I am daughter of the big general’s mansion!”

Jun Jiuling just ignored her words and his order drifted in the air, “Noble Consort has perturbed the harem and ought to be executed, for the sake that the big general has performed a valuable service, only send her back to her mansion for mercy.”

Noble Consort Gao then realized that it was not that she had set Jun Jiuling up but got set up by him!

After walking far, Jun Jiuling asked Su Bei, “Which hand did she hold?”

Su Bei felt cold in the back and fast rubbed his hand on his clothes, “I have rubbed it clean.”

Jun Jiuling’s voice was extra cold, “Sweetheart, remember, I don’t like others touching my stuff.”

Su Bei nodded like pounding garlic into pulp, “I understand, Your Majesty!”

But even so, Su Bei was still thrown into the bathing pool and got scrubbed thoroughly.

It was clearly just a handshaking, like Su Bei’s whole body had been touched…

After the bath, his skin of the whole body was light pink due to the long time steaming.

Jun Jiuling only felt such a Su Bei was beautiful enough to feast the eyes.

748, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress 77%.”

Then Jun Jiuling suddenly had the heart of teasing him, “You seldom mentioned your sweetheart recently?”

Su Bei silently rolled a white eye, in each world his captivating object was a drama queen! The Oscar level!

One person playing two roles, who completely didn’t know each other.

It used to be schizophrenia, and now it was directly two roles.

He really had no idea what other unbelievable things the captivating object could do!

Seeing that Su Bei didn’t say anything, squinting, he pinched Su Bei’s chin to force him to look at him, “Or your sweetheart is someone you make up with?”

Su Bei also performed over cooperatively, “Love shouldn’t already be hung by your mouth. If I say too much, I’ll only piss off Your Majesty, right?”

Jun Jiuling’s thumb rubbed Su Bei’s chin, “If I said I want you to serve me in bed tonight, will you agree?”

Su Bei said righteously, “Your Majesty is the emperor, if you say so, of course I should obey, but even if Your Majesty gets my body, Your Majesty won’t get my heart.”

After saying that, Su Bei nearly puked. How could such sour words ever exist?

Jun Jiuling’s eyes darkened. Apparently that person in Su Bei’s heart was also him. Why did he still feel so jealous? “Why should I get your heart? It’s enough as long as I can get your body.”

So he didn’t need to distinguish whether it was love or not, as long as this person couldn’t escape from him.

748, “Captivating bar increased by 10%, current progress 87%.”

Su Bei was startled, why suddenly going up by 10%? A little too fierce! Would it be OK?

Having been calculated for too many times, he felt a little scared on hearing such a dramatic rise, “What’s the use of getting my body. Without my heart, I am just like a walking dead.”

344. Transmigration: Become the Scapegoat Again!

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

See? How dedicated he was! Never forgot to cooperate with Jun Jiuling’s acting!

Jun Jiuling let go of him and said explicitly, “Then what’s the use?”

Something he wanted, it would be fine as long as he could obtain it. Why care about so much?

Su Bei touched the chin and found his captivating object was so horrible!

No one knew what was wrong with Jun Jiuling. Later, he often flirted with Su Bei and even said some tacky lover’s prattles.

Perhaps it would feel only awkward when those things came out of someone else’s mouth, but when it came out of Jun Jiuling’s mouth, wow, it felt like tingling in the heart.

Noble Consort Gao really got her hands cut off.

This made people of the big general’s mansion mad, the next day, they stormed into the palace.

At this time, Jun Jiuling peeling grapes for Su Bei, while Su Bei felt that he was not a child and he could take care of himself.

Then he heard Jun Jiuling’s scary cold tone, “Just eat as I said!”

Su Bei made a shiver, and could only eat the grapes obediently.

When the eunuch came to report that the big general asked to see His Majesty, he directly let the eunuch pass the words,

He was too busy and had no time to receive him.

After those words passed, Su Bei wouldn’t believe it if the big general didn’t use force.

Sure enough, the general directly broke in and saw that Jun Jiuling was feeding Su Bei the grapes.

How could the big general allow such things to happen? He directly swayed the sword at Su Bei.

With a turn, Jun Jiuling held Su Bei to dodge aside, and the table got split into halves.

The general pointed at Su Bei and snarled, “Helen of Troy! Let me kill this effeminate man first!”

“Someone, take the general down!” As his words fell, the imperial army pressed the big general directly onto the ground.

The general questioned Jun Jiuling, “Your Majesty, what does this mean?”

Jun Jiuling coldly looked at him, “You broke into the place holding a weapon. I suspect you are trying to rebel. Besides, you scared my sweetheart. Send him to jail!”

Hearing that, the general could only overturn the imperial guards who had restrained him. “It is the misfortune of the whole kingdom that Your Majesty is so fatuous!”

Su Bei was dumbfounded, the general is too arrogant, he even dare to directly resist the Imperial Army.

Soon, the imperial army got all beaten to the ground.

With a wave of Jun Jiuling’s hand, other guards pressed on.

The general gradually got exhausted, he swore, “Jun Jiuling, what makes you think you could enjoy such a peaceful and extravagant life here? Because of me! Me!”

“And now you are trying to kick down the ladder?”

Jun Jiuling still stayed indifferent, because the general had controlled the whole court for many years with this reason.

Did he think he would threaten him Jun Jiuling for a whole life since one-time military service?

The whole capital was shocked by the general’s imprisonment.

No one didn’t know that the Prime Minister and the big general had covered the sky with one hand, even His Majesty had no real power.

Now His Majesty directly took action on the big general. Everyone thought there would be a big move next.

But it seemed that everything went back like before, His Majesty started not to attend the morning court meeting, and only obsessed with the big beauty Su Bei.

Some people were jealous, saying that Su Bei was born with a big skin. Even though he was a man, he would win His Majesty’s favor.

Some people said Su Bei was a disaster who messed up with the whole court!

And using Su Bei as the excuse, Jun Jiuling had handled a lot of officials.

Seemingly unreasonable and obsessed with Su Bei, actually, he had his own calculation.

On the surface one was a loyal official, secretly no one knew what he was scheming.

If it were not for Su Bei to read those files, he also would never know.

345. Transmigration: Jun Jiuling the Drama Queen!

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

There was no flaw of his camouflage, people only thought that Jun Jiuling was a tyrant.

You may ask why Jun Jiuling didn’t take out the evidence and justifiably handled these people.

Quite simply, which would you rather not mess with, a lunatic or a reasonable person?

However, Su Bei’s OS was, think carefully before taking the blame for someone else.

These days one wave after another wave of assassinators came to assassinate him, if it hadn’t been Jun Jiuling, he would have died like hundreds of times.

The so-called title-conferring ceremony would soon begin, and Jun Jiuling had released the news.

Although Su Bei was only conferred as a noble consort, the ceremony was held in accordance with the empress.

What if someone opposed? Directly ignore it.

What if someone remonstrated with his death? Jun Jiuling would only watch that official hit the column and say your performance is wonderful.

Who would really want to die? Just to make a pose to force Jun Jiuling to agree, or let others stop him when he did it.

But Jun Jiuling never played by the rules. So no one dared to remonstrate with his death.

As for those true loyal officials, on the surface, the performed so disappointed and even downhearted about it, in fact, they were only trying to cooperate with Jun Jiuling’s acting.

Of course, that was Su Bei’s guessing, but he felt that it should be like that, after all, he was someone who had ever been an emperor before!

But a little sad thing was that Jun Jiuling treated him better and better, and often flirted with him.

But the captivating bar didn’t rise at all. SO what went wrong?

Even though he didn’t care much about it now, 748 threatened to send him to get his punishment if he kept so negative.

As the so-called chief flashed across his mind, he was full of energy again.

The ceremony was held as scheduled, Su Bei, wearing a paralyzed face, went through the whole process.

Not surprisingly, the assassins came again.

The whole ceremony turned into chaos.

Su Bei only needed to find a place to hide, Jun Jinling would take care of everything.

But, nothing is absolute.

An arrow passed through the heavy guards and directly shot at Su Bei.

Su Bei only had time to wide open his eyes, but had no chance to hide.

As Su Bei thought he was so dead, Jun Jiuling pulled him into his arms, and by his ears he heard his groan.

Su Bei tried to break away from Jun Jiuling, but Jun Jiuling just held him tightly, “Don’t move!”

The chaos subsided, Jun Jiuling passed out, because that arrow shot in his back, and the arrow got quenched with poison.

The imperial doctors kept going in and out of Jun Jiuling’s resting place.

No one could survive if they couldn’t cure His Majesty.

However, so many imperial doctors, all said that they could do nothing, and His Majesty may not be able to hang it through.

The big eunuch said to Su Bei who had been standing outside the hall, “His Majesty asks you in.”

Su Bei went in.

Even if Su Bei couldn’t see clearly Jun Jiuling’s face, he could feel that kind of feebleness.

Jun Jiuling grabbed Su Bei’s hand and said, “I’m afraid I can’t hold it long.”

Su Bei was waiting there, he should have some purpose for his acting, right?

Then he stuffed a pill into Su Bei’s hand and said with difficulty, “It’s the antidote, you can go.”

“I know you only have Qi Yungui in your heart, so after I die, you can go look for him.”

“Although I only used you as a chess piece, it’s impossible that I have no feelings for you. It’s just I can never get your heart.”

“Although I want to keep you by my side, you said it right, what is the use of keeping a man without a heart?”

Su Bei wanted to applaud very much, by the way, offered him an Oscar award.