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Chapter 80

361-365

Villain, Please Go Easy on Me

361. Online Game: Bonded

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

As Su Bei was about to pay, he suddenly found a problem, “The couple has to be bonded first, right?”

Loli girl, “…Kind of, yes.”

Su Bei had a slight twitch of his mouth. Fortunately he didn’t pay early, or he’d get tricked.

Shen Yue thumped her chest! Her one hundred thousand! She only thought about money but didn’t pay attention to this problem!

The task was easy to handle, but not the bond!

Suddenly, someone sent her a message wanting to buy Su Shisi’s coordinates, and the other side directly paid ten thousand gold.

A big client!

When Shen Yue asked him for his coordinates, he was a little confused, is it possible the Loli girl couldn’t even solve the bond problem?

But he was only thinking of it, then directly typed his coordinates.

He waited for a long time, before the Loli girl replied, A Big Orange came first.

Su Bei had a bad presentiment, he asked the Loli girl, “Did you sell my coordinates to someone?”

The Loli girl did not admit it, Su Bei threatened, “If you don’t give me half the money, you’d lose me such a good old client!”

After bargaining, Su Bei got three thousand gold, better than none.

Then he clicked open the neighborhood, all messages from Luo Cheng.

Saying that she wanted to have a chat with Su Bei. As Su Bei was about to ask why let him hold the bag…

He suddenly remembered that his game character is a woman.

So he asked, “What do you want?”

Luo Cheng asked, since when he and her as*hole boyfriend had hooked up together.

Su Bei made a twitch of his mouth, is it possible Luo Cheng is planning to recycle that ‘garbage’?

He had said so much only wanting to tell Luo Cheng that guy was an as*hole, but she only asked, “Are you trying to show off before me?”

Su Bei felt that the female lead was so unbelievable. As he was about to reply, Shen Chi sent him a message.

Who is more important, Luo Cheng or his captivating object? Of course it’s Shen Chi!

He happily opened the dialog box and found Shen Chi sent him a coordinate.

Wherever it was, he’d better get there first, and then…not knowing how, he and Shen Chi got bonded.

Shen Shen felt in a good mood, because since he and Su Bei were bonded, it felt like he had kept him by his side.

748, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress 35%.”

Shen Chi told Su Bei, if they couldn’t get the first place, then their bond would be removed.

And he would go look for Su Bei, so it depended on whether Su Bei could find him.

A pie in the sky, of course, Su Bei agreed.

It was just that Shen Ci was a big shot in the game, and his ID was unknown to no one, and no one could copy it.

So when the system announced that Shen Shiwu and Su Shisi were bonded, those players were stunned.

All were guessing who was so capable to get bonded with such an idol!

Since Su Bei had changed his ID, most people had no idea who Su Shisi was.

But as capable as the netizens, soon they found out that Su Shiwi was a cyber crook before.

Wow! That was like a bomb!

They never expected that the cyber crook even fooled their idol!

Since no one knew where their idol was, everyone tried to tell Shen Chi that Su Bei was a fraud and asked him to cut loss in time.

However, Shen Chi turned a blind eye to it and Su Bei was not afraid.

Su Bei was laughing exaggeratingly before the screen, and received complain from his roommate above.

362. So Lucky!

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Then someone said, “Huh? Why I can’t hear a sound from that guy on the balcony? Is he OK?”

Su Bei rose, this is a law-based society, they’d better not let him die.

That guy was shivering in a corner. On seeing that Su Bei opened the door, he stammered, “Let me in. I can let you go!”

Su Bei really wanted to laugh, but still let him in.

One roommate yelled, “Put on your clothes and get out of here! Or we’ll let you stay on the balcony a whole night!”

That guy, shivering, quickly put on his clothes and ran away like being chased by a dog behind!

Su Bei shook his head and found it a little funny.

Luo Cheng couldn’t accept it. How could even a crook could hook up with the big shot?

While she first found an as*hole as her boyfriend, and then got refused when trying to ask a favor from that guy!

Then even got ignored when she tried to reason with that crook!

Anger and unwillingness let Luo Cheng lose her sense, she stared at Su Shisi, one of the protagonists everyone was discussing now, and suddenly got an idea.

The next day, after the system maintenance, Su Bei immediately got it updated.

Sure enough, the activity was launched, but he wasn’t in a hurry to receive the task with Shen Chi.

Because he wanted to study how to finish the task as quickly as possible first.

One of the methods was to let 748 cheat for him, “88, just a coordinate, do me this favor.”

748 said mechanically, “Cheating is shameful. Host, please figure it out yourself.”

Su Bei, “System dad, love me for one more time.”

748, “Get lost!”

He called the system dad and it still wouldn’t agree. It seemed it wouldn’t work.

The second method—he could only try to find the other side by himself. What else could he do?

At this time, the Loli girl came to Su Bei, “Do not want me to help you?”

Su Bei said with a huge headache, “I can’t receive any message after accepting the task.”

Loli girl, “Hee hee hee, not in the game, but it could be somewhere else.”

Su Bei, “So, how much this time? For the record, I don’t have ten thousand!”

Loli girl, “not much, only ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.”

Su Bei, “…”

Loli girl, “I’m risking my life to help you, don’t you think it’s worth it?”

Su Bei, “I’ll only pay after task accomplished.”

Loli girl, “Deal!”

Then Su Bei and Shen Chi went to receive their task. After wanding, he was already in a strange place.

And his ID got changed. So it had started!

Su Bei had friended the Loli, so he sent her a message, “Where?”

The Loli girl replied wait, and Su Bei could only wait.

But after a long time, he still didn’t receive a reply.

Su Bei couldn’t wait any longer, so he opened the map.

He picked a random place and got himself transmitted.

Su Bei felt that god may be helping him, because just he got transmitted, the system tipped that he had found the other side.

Yes, the task was judged by the fact that you appeared within a certain distance of the other side.

Su Bei who just accomplished his task had all question marks all over his face.

But he heard the voice of 748, “Captivating bar increased by 10%, current progress 45%.”

Su Bei looked at the full screen of roses, thinking that whether he and his captivating object had been predestined to be together.

Even the game system was moved.

Of course, maybe it was because Su Bei was just lucky.

Shen Chi also smiled, sometimes, it was so coincidental.

He thought that it would take Su Bei some time before finding time, but in a blink of eye, he was already before his eyes.

363. Online Game: Blow His Trumpet

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

Su Bei quickly opened the chat interface, sent the Loli girl a message, “You’ll have no money.”

Loli girl, “…”

Su Bei, “Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.”

Loli girl, “…”

Su Bei felt so comfortable, for he both saved the money and increased his captivating bar.

Because they were the fastest, so the system refreshed several times, the whole world was shocked.

Some people said they cheated, or it should have something to do with the official site. How could someone could be so fast?

After swaggering before the Loli girl, Su Bei sent Shen Ci a message, “Shouldn’t we remove the bond now?”

Shen Chi responded quickly, with a single word, “Hmm.”

Su Bei snapped his fingers, perfect, it seemed that even the game system was helping him chase that man.

Then he asked, “Now that the task is done, how about we…do something else?”

Shen Chi again replied with one word, “hmm.”

You could imagine the bad smile on Su Bei’s face. So Shen Chi was quite easy-going.

As he was typing, a message popped out, “When’s the wedding?”

Su Bei had a shake of his hand. So fast? Already considering the wedding?

“Not so good,” he typed. “We’re just online friends.”

And the reply was, a line of ellipses.

And then, “Game wedding.”

Su Bei was actually a little disappointed, so it was only a game wedding, he thought it was a real one.

So he replied, “Whatever.”

Shen Chi replied with one word ‘OK’.

All day long, there were a lot of couples signing up for this Predestined Relationship. Su Bei only felt this was like a huge breaking up activity.

Many couples chose to give up for they couldn’t find each other, and then led to the problem of you don’t love me at all.

While Su Bei who got it nailed felt so thrilled in the heart.

And he even shamelessly sent a message in the public zone, “Is it so difficult? No, I obviously accomplished it very quickly.”

So he received a mass brawl.

The new hatred he flaunted and the old hatred he stole their idol Shen Shiwu were all added up together.

A lot of people directly posted a WANTED for Su Bei, and the bounty was particularly high, probably they were really mad.

Su Bei realized that the situation was not right, so he told Shen Chi he’d go offline, then he directly logged out.

Just as he got offline, he received a message from Shen Chi, “Come.”

Su Bei asked, “Where?”

Shen Chi said, “In the game.”

Since the big shot let him get online, then he’d get online! The worst scenario was to get killed.

So Su Bei went online.

Soon Shen Chi found him, at the same time, those bounty hunters who tried to kill Su Bei were also arrived.

Without saying a word, as Shen Chi’s name turned red, he started the slaughtering.

Those who came to kill Su Bei all got killed by Shen Chi.

Those players who got slain all wailed, “Big shot Shen Shiwu, you have gone too far!”

“Can’t you let us earn some bounty? We wouldn’t have a chance if you are here.”

With Shen Chi’s protection, Su Bei instantly got swaggered, he directly sent a message in the public world, “Unconvinced? Come on! Try to kill me!”

This drove a lot of people mad, “Su Shisi, if you have the ball, don’t hide behind Shen Shiwu! Let’s fight one on one!”

“Yeah. Aren’t you feel ashamed to swagger hiding behind the big shot?”

“Su Shisi, come out”

“Su Shisi, you coward!”

“…”

Su Bei leafed through those messages, laughing hard.

He replied, “I’d love to hide behind him, because he is my bond!”

364. Online Game: Get Married?

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

748, “Captivating bar increased by 5%, current progress 50%.”

Of course Shen Chi also saw it. Not knowing why, seeing Su Bei proclaim his ‘sovereignty’, he felt quite delighted deep from his heart.

Su Bei snapped tons of agro, and the big shot had nothing to fear.

Those people were only to give their heads.

Even when Su Bei went to eat some food in the middle, some players still kept offering their heads.

Yes, in this game, the players would level off if they got killed, of course, there was novice protection mechanism

If the level difference was too huge, one wouldn’t level off, but it would level off if the level difference was within ten.

Since Su Bei didn’t have to do anything, all his job was watching Shen Chi kill, and cheered up for him by the way.

So he still had time for snacks or something.

Su Bei thought Shen Chi would keep slaughtering like that, but over an hour later, he directly posted a WANTED.

With the highest bounty ever! For those who posted the WANTED of him!

Who would hate money, right? So, those people gave up fighting Shen Chi, but went to kill those people who wanted to kill Su Bei.

Su Bei said to Shen Chi, “Tut, those people are too greedy for money, taking no firm stand.”

Shen Chi said, “Get married after receiving the limited items of the activity.”

Through the screen, Su Bei could feel he was only informing him, but not discussing it with him.

He thought of the original owner’s money-greedy attribute, “Does it mean yours is mine after we get married?”

Then, Subei received the system prompt, one million gold received.

He almost threw the chips out of his hand.

One million gold! That’s one hundred thousand yuan, the thing is he couldn’t withdraw it.

So better have transferred the real money into his account!

As he thought so, he sent that message out.

He expected when his phone rang, he’d receive ten thousand yuan, but he didn’t.

Su Bei knocked the table, thinking that this male lead was so not smart, hadn’t he implied explicitly?

When Shen Chi saw Su Bei’s message, the corner of his mouth curved. Really a cyber crook!

All he had in mind was money, but his money wasn’t that easy to get. That should be arriving soon.

Shen Chi pretended not to know the address of Su Bei, “Give me your address and I’ll mail you something.”

Su Bei’s eyes were beaming, if no money, some worthy things would be OK!”

So he did not hesitate to give the address, he tactfully only gave the address of the pickup agent.

Then when he saw Shen Chi’s reply, he felt not good.

Shen Chi said, “What a coincidence, I am also from this school. Maybe we can meet in person next time.”

Su Bei scratched his head, not sure if it was only an accident of his 50% captivating bar.

He remembered he had sent him a photo of his side face. Didn’t he see it? He only knew now that they were from the same school?

No, he had to test him before deciding whether to meet him or not.

Su Bei asked Shen Chi, “Are you into men or women?”

Shen Chi said, “Women, and you.” He smiled strangely, he’d like to see what Su Bei wanted to do.

Hearing his answer, Su Bei knew they shouldn’t meet for now.

Now Shen Chi liked women, and he’d have the risk of losing his 50% captivating bar.

He sent a coyly-looking message, “Aw, but I’m not prepared yet. I’d be shy.”

Shen Chi only replied, “OK.”

Su Bei felt relieved, thinking that he’d better get his captivating bar increase a bit before meeting him in person.

365. Online Game: Applaud for Himself

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

At noon the next day, Su Bei received the delivery.

His first reaction was, Shen Chi’s thing arrived. As he checked the mailer, yeah, it was from him.

Su Bei opened it with joy and was going to have a look at what it was.

The moment he took it out, his face turned green.

Although Su Bei also bought women’s clothes to take photos and send them to Shen Chi, he had never bought…such…hard-to-describe ones.

How to say? That kind which covered the places that needed to be covered but also exposed every part of his body at most.

And a backless sweater.

No matter which one, Su Bei couldn’t accept it, each one was so nasty, the thing was, everyone of those clothes would reveal he is a man.

His phone vibrated, Su Bei felt it out and saw that Shen Chi asked him to take some photo wearing them and send him.

Su Bei thought for a moment and replied, “It’s so humiliating. I won’t wear them!”

Shen Chi replied one sentence only, “Will it be a crime by swindling one hundred thousand?”

Su Bei pupils contracted. That son of a b*tch! So this was he was scheming!

So outrageous!

What choice did he have? He could only wear them, for he couldn’t afford the crime of swindling.

But what about the problem that those clothes would reveal his gender?

Thinking about it, he went online and bought some artificial things online at a pretty high price.

In order to wait for that thing to arrive, Su Bei replied Shen Chi, “It’s not convenient in the dorm, I will send you a few days later.”

Shen Chi agreed.

A few days later, those things arrived, Su Bei took them, braved the cold wind out of the school and checked in a hotel.

It took him a long time to get them done.

One had to say, that thing was so damn real, wearing it, if you didn’t look at the face, he was a total woman owning a S-shape body.

No face, of course.

When subei was posing for photos, 748 suddenly said out loud, “Doesn’t the host hate women’s dresses?”

Su Bei felt that he heard some sarcastic feeling from 748’s mechanical sound.

His face turned black as he held the phone.

Yes, clearly the first time he was forced to wear women’s clothes by the captivating object, he was quite repulsive. Why he took it for granted in this world now?

Was there something wrong with him?

So putting the thing of taking photos aside, Su Bei baidued why a man wouldn’t feel repulsive when being forced to wear women’s clothes.

All results were: There is only zero and countless times for a man wearing women’s clothes.

Su Bei touched his chin, so he had no problem, that was normal.

Having reached this conclusion, he went back to taking photos.

Having witnessed the whole process, 748 felt that the host should have been mentally retarded.

Then Su Bei directly sent them to Shen Chi.

Shen Chi, who was lying in bed, clicked open the message and one photo after another popped out.

His pupils constricted, and a surge of impulse rose within him.

He turned to get up and pressed the phone on the bed.

He had some kind of impulse wanting to go through the screen to press in bed to ‘bully’ him.

He was goddamn seductive like this.

As Su Bei just finished sending photos, he heard the mechanical sound of 748, “Captivating bar increased 7%, current progress 57%.”

Su Bei grinned, as expected, quite useful.

Then he ‘unkindly’ took a few more even hotter photos and sent them over.

Tsk~ If it hadn’t been that he had lost interest in any S-shape women due to the torturing of the tasks,

maybe he would have been fascinated by himself and given himself a round of applause! So damn hot!

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