Translator: âHakouâ Editor: âWeasalopesâ
The first floor of the merchant guild headquarters in the royal capital is crowded with people today.
I was one of them. I was there to deliver the batch of potions.
ãThis time, I decided to make all the D-rank potions a cure status abnormality potionã
As I said this, I laid out the glass bottles on the counter. There were four of them.
Inside the bottles was a dark green liquid. The tough-looking man smiled when he saw it.
ãThank you very much. This will be really helpfulã
A massive and powerful brainwashing incident that took place in a brothel in Awoke. In order to deal with the aftermath of the incident, a high-grade cure status abnormality potion is needed.
The last time I delivered the potions, he asked me to increase the ratio.
(I guess this much will do)
The akashic magic that was lent to me by the mysterious stone statue. With it, I can make fifteen D-rank potions in a day.
Thatâs more than a hundred potions in a week. It will be a great help to save the victims of brainwashing.
(But itâs not my role to do so)
The main actors are the magicians of this country, the pharmacists except me, and the Saintess from the eastern country.
ãA skilled pharmacist who delivers potions to the merchant guildã
This is the extent of where I would stand. No matter how much people will appreciate it, I wonât endlessly exert my power.
ãYouâve always been a great help to me, after all, and I canât possibly refuse the supervisorâs request. I did my best this timeã
I wipe the sweat from my forehead as I say this. The tough-looking man makes a praying gesture at me.
I think that this kind of relationship is just right.
ãOhh, Tauro-kun, itâs been a whileã
After a short while, the white-bearded Santa Claus walked up from the back of the room. He was the vice guild master of the merchant guild.
ãAh, I see youâve returnedã
An annual Divine tournament held in the Holy City. The vice guild master was supposed to be leading the kingdom team.
If he was here, then the tournament must have been over.
ãYes, Iâve arrived just now actually. Since youâre here, how about we have some tea upstairs?ã
He probably wants to talk about the Divine tournament, and besides, Iâd love to hear about it too.
It seems that we share the same thoughts, and the tough-looking man begins to fidget. The vice-guild master, however, did not call out to the supervisor.
(How unfortunate. Well, I guess the vice-guild master didnât call out to him because he still have a work to do)
The inspection finished and I looked around while receiving the guild card after the payment was processed.
The first floor of the merchantsâ guild was crowded as usual. If we took the head supervisor here, it would interfere with the business.
I left my seat and headed for the stairs. The supervisor looked at me with a look of envy on his face.
ãPardon my intrusionã
Following the vice-guild master, I entered the guild masterâs office on the third floor.
Inside, a petite old man sitting at the reception desk was opening a box of confectionaries and eating the content.
ãOhh, so you came Tauro-kun. Come, take a seatã
Urged by the guild master, I sat down on the sofa and took a piece of the confectionary to my mouth.
It was crispy and tasty, like a slice of baked bread.
(Itâs like a rusk*)
[Note: A hard, dry biscuit or a twice-baked bread.]
The vice guild master, who looks like Santa Claus, made me a cup of tea by hand. I thanked him for it and reached for another piece.
It was hard to stop, partly because I was hungry.
(A souvenir from the Holy City. This will surely make me overflow)
The guild master who looked like a goblin also ate more with a smile on his face.
By overflow, it means to be blessed by the Holy Cityâs specialty products.
The effect is very strong. Last year, the staff of the merchant guild who had eaten the souvenirs I had handed out had even started doing it in the toilet.
(I was really surprised at that time)
As I was doing my small business, the small room behind me started to creak. I guess they just couldnât hold it anymore because it took a while before I left.
(Oh well, Iâm going to play with Light cruiser-sensei after this anyway, so I guess itâs alright)
Iâll just have her take on the full force of the blessingâs effect.
While biting down on the hard edges, I waited for the souvenir story to begin.
Santa Claus took a seat with his favorite mug in his hand and began to speak in a nice low voice.
ãThere was a backlash as expected huhã
I groaned as I listened to the Plain Queenâs first match.
ãSin and Punishmentã is a new type of play. She took out a tool that could be used as a weapon and wielded it to inflict pain on her opponent.
Itâs no wonder that it would cause an uproar.
ãAs soon as the match started, her opponentâs cheering team got angry. I thought the match was going to stop for sureã
Santa Claus smiles mischievously at me and the guild master, who are curious about what happened next.
ãAnd who do you think stopped all the ruckus? Listen and be surprised⦠It was the Grim Reaper!ã
He said the Grim Reaper happened to be in the audience seat and glared at the perpetrator. And the whole place instantly went silent.
I remembered the Grim Reaperâs sinister aura and smiled. The guild master, on the other hand, folded his arms and tilted his head.
ãI canât think of it as a mere coincidence. He might have come there to see ãSin and Punishmentã himselfã
The vice-guild master stroked his beard as he thought for a moment.
ãThe information that Kingdom B was going with ãSin and Punishmentã shouldnât have gotten leaked. But it is certainly possible when I think about it againã
I also agree with that opinion. The Grim Reaperâs obsession with ãSin and Punishmentã is so strong that he even opened a store in Landbarn.
And from the looks of it, he doesnât seem to be the type to support his own country.
ãAnd so? How was the match itself going?ã
ãIt was like usual. She whip her opponent to get him ready and then comes around behind him, finishing him off with her heelã
The guild masterâs question was answered calmly by Santa Claus. Iâve heard this before, but this seems to be the usual move for the Plain Queen.
ãThe same thing happened in the second round. The difference was that there was much less of a backlash from the crowdã
Unlike the first round, there were more people who showed interest than disapproval. It seems that the goal of making the name ãSin and Punishmentã known to the world has been achieved.
ãBy the third round, it was quite well-received already. The audience was excited by the sound of the whip she swung at the time she made her appearance. She was probably happy too, as she gave them a service by spinning the candlesã
Santa Claus reached out with one hand to his left thigh and made a gesture as if he were a gunman spinning a pistol.
His tone of voice became increasingly fluid, as if he was becoming more excited.
ãAnd her opponent, was that Grim Reaperã
Even the guild master couldnât hide his surprise, not to mention mine. He probably had blocked out the information until the vice-guild master told the story himself.
Itâs like watching a sports game that youâve been recording.
ãShe was truly amazing. She attacked without fear, and succeeded in binding him with her whip!ã
He nodded lightly at us as we ate, and continued to speak.
ãAfter kicking him over, he lit the candle. She then coated the entire death scythe with wax, and finally put the candle that was still burning on the tip!ã
And here Santa Claus pauses, and says in a smug tone.
ãAnd guess what, the color of the candle she used is black!ã
ãThe black candle you say!?ã
The guild master was surprised while I had no idea what that meant.
The guild master noticed this and told me.
ãThe color of the candle is different depending on the temperature. The red ones have a temperature that wonât cause burns, unlike the black colored onesã
The guild master leaned forward with a feverish expression. And Santa Claus enthusiastically agreed with him while frowning.
As expected of the higher ups of the merchant guild, they both seem to have experienced it before.
ãBut still, as expected from the Grim Reaper. What a frightening manã
Santa Claus nodded to the guild master, who made a grim expression.
(Isnât it the other way around?)
The Plain Queen using the room temperature candle. Thatâs the one that seems scarier to me.
When I said that, Santa Claus shook his head from side to side.
ãSheâs the best Queen of the oldest store out of the three families, you know? And that Queen has decided that only black candles can defeat the Grim Reaperã
It is just as you said, the guild master added.
ãUnlike in the royal capital, this play is only available in his own store in Landbarn. Itâs amazing that heâs been able to improve himself so much thereã
Apparently, they were evaluating the Grim Reaperâs dedication and growth.
Even during the truce, the Grim Reaper was not allowed to visit the royal capital. His position was different from that of ordinary citizens.
ãAnd then she won, but there was a little problemã
ãA problem?ã
Santa Claus nodded at me who repeated his words.
ãThe Grim Reaper didnât make any move during the match. They didnât go as far as saying it was match fixing, but some people said it was a lethargic matchã
Apparently, to them, it didnât look like a contest of strength and skill.
Itâs just Plain Queen one sidedly attacking and beat the Grim Reaper. Certainly, this may not be convincing for some people.
ãHowever, this is just my own thought, butâ¦ã
While stroking his chin, the petite old man continued.
ãIsnât it possible that the Grim Reaper is just enjoying it?ã
ãThatâs what I thought tooã
The guild master and vice-guild master have the same opinion.
I was the one who came up with the idea, but it seems that I was already outpaced by them. Their backs are so far away that I canât even see them anymore.
I have no intention of catching up with them, though.
ãThen I guess time will tell. Once they have a better understanding of ãSin and Punishmentã, they will see that the Grim Reaper did not cut cornersã
Santa Claus nodded strongly.
ãIt was her skill that made the Grim Reaper feel that way. There will come a time when she will be recognized for itã
You think so too, donât you, Tauro-kun? They asked me, and I nodded immediately.
ãBut still, to think that she even managed to defeat the Grim Reaper. Just how far did she win?ã
Could it be that she had won? As I was thinking about this, Santa Claus resumed his explanation.
Unfortunately, Plain Girl was defeated in the next match, the fourth round.
ãWell well, as expected of Lightningã
Santa Claus let out a deep breath of frustration. I almost dropped the teacup in my hand when he said that.
(I see⦠Since Cool-san received the invitation, itâs not strange Lightning had received it too)
The overall winner and the winner of the menâs division. There are some differences, but they both won the extra prize last year.
Of course they would be invited to compete the following year.
ãThe first blow of the whip was flicked by his rapier. After that, he charged at her in one goã
What comes to my mind is the image of Lightning match last year. His hands clasped at the back of his head, and the rapier between his legs aimed at his opponentâs eyes and never missed.
Then he rhythmically stepped back and forth.
ãShe hurriedly pulled back the whip, but he was approaching at the same speed. That thing is impossible to interceptã
I was amazed while the guild master groaned.
I knew how strong his hit and run tactic is, and it reminded me of how fearsome this man is.
ãAfter that, he finished it of in a flash using the lightning swordã
ãShe couldnât endure it?ã
Santa Claus shrugs his shoulders and sighs at my question.
ãNo, she couldnât. She may be an expert in ãSin and Punishmentã, but she herself is not very durableã
Plain-chan was still a member of the three families, even though her defense is low. However, among the other participants of the world tournament, she would inevitably be inferior to them.
ãSo Lightning became the champion then?ã
The Grim Reaper had been defeated, and like Cool-san, Explosive onee-sama was not participating. There were no more notable opponents that I could think of.
(Even though it was a draw last year, he ended up getting injured)
Now that heâs fully healed, he might be able to beat Explosive onee-sama.
She is like a human-shaped gambling machine. If you just keep thrusting, you might get a chance to hit the target, and then there will be a big explosion that would engulf her surroundings.
(A five consecutive thrust type Lightning Sword. If he shoot it rapidly, thereâs a good chance he will get a hit)
Iâm sure he will be able to trigger it before his durability drops to zero. And If he can dodge her powerful Daishuki Hug and leaps back right away, heâll be able to stay alive.
ãNo, Lightning lost in the next roundã
ãHou⦠I guess this is what they meant by âthereâs always someone better than oneselfâ huhã
The guild master crosses his arms and turns his head around. I was surprised too and pulled back from my pleasant memories.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
ãSo? Who defeated him?ã
ãIt was someone who represent the eastern countryã
According to the Santa Claus-looking vice-guild master, she was once the countryâs leading heroine. She had retired a long time ago and had been working to teach the younger generation.
Now, sheâs back on the stage for the first time in decades.
ãHow should I put this⦠itâs like Lightningâs movement seemed to have lost its sharpness. That might be a bad analogy, but he seemed to be frightenedã
Hearing this, the guild master ponders. After a few moments, he raises his head and looks straight at Santa Claus.
ãWas his opponent a tall woman?ã
ãYes, it was a tall, muscular old womanã
At that reply, the guild master says âI thought soâ while nodding repeatedly.
ãI get it now, Lightningâs weaknessã
Eventually, he seemed to be convinced and raised his head again.
Me and Santa Claus waited with interest for his next words.
ãLightningâs pressure point⦠is an old womanã
Our faces meet. The guild master looks at us from above albeit heâs in a rather low position.
ãWhat Iâm trying to say is, Lightning prefers mature women, very mature women. Sheâs a good woman, so itâs understandable that heâs nervous around herã
ãOver ripeâ¦ã
The guild master nodded deeply at my words.
ãTo think he have such a good taste, as expected of Lightningã
He looked impressed as he stroked his chin with one hand.
Then he looked up, and this time he turned toward me. His gaze was quite sharp.
ãTauro-kun, you need to learn from him. Aging is an essential and important part of womanâs flavorã
I got lectured.
ãIâll take you with me next time. You can look forward to itã
I let out a single sigh while hiding the fact that my heart was darkening. I shifted my gears and turned my attention back to the vice-guild master.
ãAnd then, is this very mature woman the winner?ã
ãNo, she won the womenâs division, but lost in the finalsã
It seems that she ran out of energy in the middle of a long and fierce battle.
However, his opponent seemed to still have some leeway, and he continued to enjoy himself until the time was up.
ãStop him!ã
The very mature woman pleaded as she scratched her opponentâs back. However, he showed no sign of being bothered and continued to persistently torture her.
ãâ¦So thereâs still someone better, huhã
His ability to identify the opponentâs limit while holding her off was amazing. But more than that, the mentality of trying to enjoy the very mature woman for a full time was terrifying.
ãThe world sure is a big place, huh. Iâve fully realized it nowã
I nodded deeply at Santa Clausâ words.
Iâve been called a treasure of the royal capitalâs red light district, but thatâs just the case in the royal capital. The world is still very big.
(All right, letâs go see the world someday. Preferably together with my familiars)
Thatâs one more thing that I should consult with the knowledgeable long-lived turtle.