Translator: âHakouâ Editor: âWeasalopesâ
It was afternoon. It was the perfect time to have some tea and some sweets.
In front of Tauro, who was sitting on the floor in his living room, there were three spirit beasts lined up.
ãI did call you all here but, was it alright?ã
A caterpillar, a dung beetle, and a turtle. All of them on the spread out bath towel were my familiars.
It was the first thing in the afternoon, after I came from my visit to Light cruiser-sensei shrine. As soon as I got home, I called for a meeting in the garden forest.
ãItâs alrightã
As the representative, Imosuke, the head of my familiars, answered. I nodded lightly and spread out a magazine in front of the bath towel.
ãIt was on sale today, the ãDivine Tournament Special Editionã. I thought Iâd check it out with you guysã
I bought it at a book stall on the way back from Jayanne. Imosuke and Dangorou let out a wave of emotion when they saw it.
They seemed to be interested in it, since I had mentioned it a few times.
ãIt was getting sold one after another, and I was afraid itâs going to run outã
ãDivine Tournamentã, a tournament held every year in the Holy City that attracts a lot of attention from the public.
The publishing company of the magazine is located in the Holy City. The tax revenue from the sales is said to contribute greatly to the financial resources of the Holy City.
ãAlright, Iâm going to read it nowã
The Spirit Beasts gathered around the magazine with slow steps. Me and the three of them surrounded the magazine on all sides.
ãOh, itâs Plain-chan right from the startã
The picture that appeared as soon as I flipped through the first page was of a Queen with a red butterfly mask wielding a whip. It seems ãSin and Punishmentã drew more attention from the press than I expected.
The progress of the match was also introduced with the Plain Queen at the center.
ãââThe whip growls and hits the manâs body. The voice at the end of the sharp scream gradually becomes sweeter, and finally he wriggles while shaking his buttã
As I read it out, I remembered and convinced. The pain that didnât linger would become more pleasant the more it hit.
Moreover, I heard that Plain Queen had improved her skills since then. It must felt very good.
ãââThe manâs face and chest were on the floor as his weak arms could not support his body. He was unconsciously shaking his buttocks, asking for punishment. Of course, the Queen showed him no mercyã
It was just as I heard in the merchant guild, the Plain Queen whipped him and then inserted her heel into his but. That combination brought her victory.
ãThe first round and second round. It said that she obtained overwhelming victory on both rounds without allowing her opponent to counterattackã
I explained while pointing to the picture of the fallen man, and then one of them raised a question to me.
ãWhereâs the special move?ã
Imosuke raised his upper body and waddled over. As if he also just noticed, Dangorou who stood next to him also turned to look at me.
ãWhat is her special move?ã
Even Zaratan was silently staring at me. It seems the spirit beasts are quite interested in special moves.
ãâ¦â¦I wonder what it is?ã
I tried searching my memory, but I think she might not have had it.
ãI think the Plain Queen doesnât have any special movesã
Imosuke, Dangorou, and Zaratan looked disappointed at my answer. In my panic, I couldnât help but say something suitable.
ãBut thereâs still the next match. Moreover, it was the match against the Grim Reaperã
Grim Reaperâs special move, ãEarthquakeã. This is a rough technique in which he stabs his opponent deeply with his large, curved scythe, and then rotates his entire body.
The vibration created by the human-sized eccentric motor. Last year, it shook the floor of the venue, just like Earthquake.
ãââThe Grim Reaper remained unfazed as he kept receiving hit from the whip. But that must be when he let his guard downã
Oh shoot, I thought as I read it out loud. The vice guild master had told me. The Grim Reaper did not put up any resistance and lost because he was enjoying the play.
I donât think ãEarthquakeã will be mentioned at all here.
ãEventually, his entire body was entangled with the whip, and he was pushed down to the floor. He looked like a prey being strangled by a snake.ã
I glanced at my familiars and saw that they were listening with excitement. They seemed to be expecting it to be coming any minute now.
ãââCandlelight was set ablaze at the tip of the Death Scythe. And what a surprise! The Grim Reaper scattered his mark of defeat without even being able to deliver a single blowã
I finished reading the article and closed my mouth. Naturally, my familiars turned to look at me.
All of them tilted their heads and I can perceive a strong wave that says ãWhereâs the special move?ã from them.
ãSorry guys, looks like he lost before he can even show his special moveã
My heart ached as I heard their disappointed voice. I glanced over at the creatures on the bath towels and saw that they all looked sad.
ãHm?ã
Among them, Dangorou moves his antennae toward Imosuke. He seems to have changed the topic.
ãI donât knowã
This is Imosukeâs voice.
Dangorou looks at Imosuke, who shakes his head from side to side, and turns to me. Then he asked me.
ãWhy did she hit him?ã
It seems after seeing the picture of the Plain Queen hurting the Grim Reaper with a whip, he was curious about it.
I had explained to them that the winner was the one who made his opponent feel good. So it was an understandable question.
(But this is a very difficult question to answer)
Beer, for example. When thereâs a question such as ãWhy did it taste good even though itâs bitterã. And you answered with ãIt tastes good because itâs bitterã, young boys and girls wouldnât be convinced.
ãHow should I explain thisâ¦Hmmâ¦ã
As I was troubled to give an explanation and folded my arms, I received help from an unexpected place. Zaratan turned to Dangorou and opened his mouth.
ãIt gives a certain stimulation that leads to ejaculationã
It is a common practice in lakes, rivers, and even the ocean. Thatâs how he explained it. He sees it as the same as in vitro fertilization of fish.
(Thatâs a knowledgeable long-lived turtle for you)
I have a feeling that itâs not the same. But when I think about it again, I canât say that itâs completely off the mark.
Perhaps the root of ãSin and Punishmentã lies around there.
ãHmmmã
Dangorou is convinced that it is something like that. Certainly, it is something like that indeed.
I thanked the turtle, cleared my throat, and moved on to the next page. But before I could open my mouth, Imosuke and the others reacted first.
ãLightning!ã
ãItâs Lightning!ã
With the exception of one, Lightning is very popular among my familiars. The picture that appeared on the front page was of a young swordsman sitting in the middle of the page, pointing his sword at his opponent.
Imosuke and Dangorou cheered loudly at his gallant and brave appearance.
ãNow Iâm sure they will mention a special move here, the Lightning Swordã
The two of them jumped with joy at the special move that finally appeared. Zaratan also showed great interest and asked what kind of technique it was.
ãItâs a technique in which he released three thrusts in one breathã
ãFumu, I seeã
The turtle slowly nods his head. He murmurs that the more times Lightning does it, the better the odds of fertilization.
Actually, he didnât release anything inside her, but letâs not mention that.
After defeating the Plain Queen with a single counter attack, the focus of the article shifts to Lightning.
ãThe next article is about Lightning too. So this is the very mature woman, huh? Looking at her from this picture, sheâs indeed seem to be strongã
I had heard about her, but this is the first time I saw what she looks like. She had an athletic body, like a bodybuilder.
ãHe said she is a fine woman, didnât he?ã
Remembering what the guild master said, I take a closer look at her face. Certainly, upon closer looks, she does have traces showing that she used to be beautiful.
Leaving me aside, Imosuke and Dangorou are moving around with excitement.
ãLightning Sword!ã
ãLightning Sword!ã
But I had to tell them the unfortunate truth.
I resolved myself and read the article.
ãââLightning sword was unleashed in full force. However, his opponent used a technique called ãGuillotineã to stop his movementã
The next illustration is of the very mature woman with her face turned crimson as her whole body muscles bulge. Lightning had his sword clamped in place, forcing him to stand on his tiptoes.
ãAfter that, Lightning was pushed down by force. He was squeezed and defeated by an orthodox but intense attackã
The two of them are disheartened at once. Itâs a pity, but it canât be helped.
Zaratan nodded and said, ãSo the female was stronger than the maleã. I bet he was imagining something like a mantis or a spider in his head.