Translator: âHakouâ Editor: âWeasalopesâ
It was currently time for morning tea. The spring sunlight was pouring down, and the leaves of the trees in the garden forest dazzlingly reflect the light.
ãUnicorn is here!ã
As I was cleaning and preparing drinks to welcome our guest, Imosuke informed me.
(As expected of Cool-san. She came just a few minutes just before the scheduled time)
I took a glance at the clock on the wall and nodded. Thatâs just like her.
Cool-san is Jayanneâs sideline and the winner of the last two Divine Tournament in the Holy City. Sheâs also ãUnicornã , a monster of the secret evil organization, the ãDoom Squadã, which I lead.
She had asked me to make some time because she wanted to visit and say hello and report something to me.
ãI have been offered to attend the pilot schoolã
Cool-san who was sitting on the sofa in the reception set in front of me, told me.
She said that a messenger from the Kingdomâs knight order came to her and begged her to take the exam because he thought she had the qualification.
Her back was straight and her manners were graceful. Her quiet and dignified atmosphere reminded me of a wife of a samurai family.
ãEven for me, you look like someone who has a lot of talent after allã
I replied as I opened the box of sweets that had been given to me.
Inside the box was a white bun wrapped in a leaf. The fresh green scent tickled my nostrils, and I couldnât help but smile.
I know Iâm talking like someone else when I was the one who recommended her.
ãWe have plenty of Knights around, but weâre short on pilot who can ride itã
My best friend, a lecherous, macho man who is a member of the Kingdomâs knight order, came crying to me and begged me to give the name of anyone that has the potential to become a pilot.
ãI came exactly because I have something to ask you about it, chiefã
My heart jumped when I saw the glint in her eyes. I wonder if it was a bad idea to leak her personal information.
(No, I just told him that she has the potential. I never gave him her address or contact information)
Rather, I donât know any of that information. The only way for me to get in touch with Cool-san is through Jayanne.
I told myself to remain as calm as possible. As I sipped my teacup, I urged Cool-san to continue.
ãPlease tell me more about wickedness to the defeatedã
ãExcuse me?ã
What popped up in my mind was nothing but a big question mark. That was an unexpected question.
But why the wickedness to the defeated? Regardless, I told her what I knew for now.
ãâ¦I see. So only a pilot can perform adultery on a pilot. And the pilot can do it to anyone who participates in the fightã
Cool-san leaned forward in a serious manner and nodded repeatedly.
When she finished listening to the explanation, she was silent for a while. And then she straightened her posture, pulled her chin back, and looked straight at me.
ãIâm going to take the entrance exam for the pilot schoolã
I have no intention of objecting to her decision. However, I still wanted to know the reason why she made that decision.
ãI-Is that so? Is it okay if I ask the reason?ã
Cool-san replied quietly to my question.
ãIf thereâs a virgin on the other side, I can adulterate them with no questions askedã
She slightly bent the corners of her mouth upward to create a devilish smile. Then she continued.
ãLately, Iâve gotten tired of waiting around like this. Iâd like to go out here and go hunting myselfã
What a proactive person she is. People who have a strong purpose in life have a different way of living.
But, I think to myself.
(Demon beasts subjugation aside, when she ride a Knight into the battlefield, itâs not simply about ãHuntingã anymore. She might even lose her own life)
I wonder how much she understands about that.
She must have caught my gaze and realized that I was worried about her. Her expression changed, and this time she smiled quietly.
ãPlease donât worry. Because I want to do the wickedness to the defeated to someone, I already prepared to be at the receiving end myselfã
Weâre not in sync after all.
ãItâs not about wickedness to the defeated, thereâs a chance you can lose yourself, you know?ã
This might be weird coming from me whoâs a pilot myself, but itâs an occupation with irreversible risks. I told her with a serious expression, and Cool-san stared back at me.
ãHunting virgins is worth risking my life for. Thatâs how I see itã
She was completely unshaken. That radiance makes me admire her even though she is my subordinate.
She will never regret it, even if she ends up losing her life on the battlefield. She is choosing to continuously pursue her own path with responsibility.
ãI see. Iâm really proud to have a Unicorn, you as my friendã
The change of expression that she showed for an instant, it was definitely embarrassment.
ãBut you donât have to be a pilot, do you? Itâs not like there are many virgin pilots or soldiersã
If anything, I think itâs the other way around.
In response to my question, Cool-san told me that her ultimate goal was different.
ãI think I will go on a journey in the futureã
It was obvious what sheâs looking for, so I just listened quietly.
ãHaving the power to ride Knights and having actual combat experience. I believe that these two things will become a great weapons to guarantee my freedomã
When she told me that, I remembered. It is easy to forget when you are in the capital, but this world is full of dangers.
The only place that can be said to be safe is when the wealthy travel to tourist spots. Even in the Kingdom, if you go out just a little bit, you might get attacked by a magical beast and get your carriage destroyed.
A woman traveling alone in a remote area would be nothing more than going to a jaw of death.
ãSo you want to get any weapons you can get and polish them, even if you still havenât decided what to use it for, huh?ã
Cool-san nodded quietly at my words. But right after that, his gaze moved behind me.
After she let her gaze wander for a moment, she tilted her head slightly and returned her gaze to me.
(Sheâs very perceptive)
She must have realized the gaze that was being directed at her. I was amazed.
When I was feeling like that, she took another glance at my back. I couldnât help but chuckle at the sight of her.
Because I âve been receiving a wave that Cool-san couldnât hear while she was doing that.
ãShe looked this way!ã
.
ãWhat do we do now? Should we stop?ã
They are Imosuke and Dangorou. Imoske and Dangoro are spirit beasts and my familiars, they are also the vice commander and general of our Doom Squad.
Actually, the two of them had asked me to introduce them to her. But after seeing the real thing up close, they seem to be a bit hesitant.
(Even though they said at first that they were fine with being in the shadows)
The Forest Garden has been improved in many ways, including the arrival of the Capricorns. They wanted to show off this progress they made to someone and ask them what they thought.
(Well, I guess that would happen when you made something)
Whether itâs a garden or anything else, at first you create something for your own enjoyment. But the next thing you know, you want people to see it.
Today, when I told them that Cool-san was coming, they decided to show up.
The reason they chose her was because she was the monster of our Doom Squad. They thought if they were going to choose someone, it would be better to choose someone from the same organization.
(Lightning saw the spirit beasts and respected them, so Iâm sure Cool-san will be cool with them too)
I nodded at the suggestion of my familiars who came to consult me. But first, I asked her a question to see her reaction.
ãBy the way, do you know ãSpirit Beastsã?ã
Cool-san was quite puzzled by the sudden topic, but she answered without showing much expression.
ãYes, they are higher level spirits with physical bodies. Iâve heard that some species and individuals even have magical power and wisdom that far surpasses that of humansã
There was no hint of disgust or harm in her voice. I nodded strongly and opened my mouth.
ãActually, the vice commander and the general of Doom Squad that Iâve told you before. Theyâre both spirit animalsã
Cool-sanâs expression doesnât change and she remains silent. I turned around and signaled to them that they could come out.
From behind a bookshelf, a 20-centimeter-long fifth instar larva of a swallowtail butterfly and a 15-centimeter-long dung beetle showed themselves.
Incidentally, the dung beetle has already taken off its moth armor. The two insects crawled towards me on the wooden floor.
ãThis is Imosuke, the vice commander. And this is the general, Dangorouã
I picked them up from the floor and placed them on my lap. Seeing them, Cool-san bowed her head deeply and folded her arms.
Her ample bosom is sexy as always.
ãPlease to meet you. My name is first-time eaters, Unicorn. Please treat me well from now onã
Imosuke and Dangorou were nervous at first, but they let out a wave of relief and returned the greeting.
Since they couldnât communicate their thoughts directly to her, they did it through me and it became like telephone game. But even so, it seemed to be enough to get the message across.
ãYou donât seem very surprisedã
She doesnât pry further, like asking why these two ended up here. Itâs just like her, but now Iâm the one whoâs surprised.
Cool-san shrugged her shoulders and let out a small breath, then looked at me and said.
ãYou yourself donât seem to be aware of it, chief, but looking at you from the outside, youâre out of the standard in many waysã
Thatâs why itâs not too surprising to see you with spirit beasts, is what she said.
(I thought I already held back but⦠so thatâs how people see me huh)
I think I have an idea why itâs like that. Something like the crowd in the lobby split into two when I show up at a brothel and some people calling me ãOne of the twin peaks of the capitalâs red-light districtã or ãSupreme Treasureã.
(But if I hold back more than this, I wonât be able to have fun)
I thought to myself, without much remorse.
Cool-san, who was watching me sighing, gave me a piece of advice.
ãHowever, spirit beasts are very rare outside the Spirit Forest. It would be best not to let them be seen by peopleã
She went on to mention the name of her colleague, Explosive onee-san.
ãHer for example. She showed a strong attachment to a fruit that you gave her, chiefã
I nodded as I listened.
She was so eager to get her hands on some Pomelos that she even accepted a match on the bed, something she had avoided until then.
Certainly, she doesnât seem to be a simple ãPomelos loving onee-sanã.
ãIâve heard that sheâs an excellent student who has made a name for herself at the Royal Magic Academy. You must not underestimate her desire for knowledge and discoveryã
Now that she mentioned it, something does come to mind.
A random question after our play the other day. She knew about Zaratanâs anecdote, and she was also concerned about Pomelo.
ãI understand. Iâll be carefulã
Putting aside Lightning, who has already seen Imosuke and the others, I should probably be more selective about who I can tell about this.
I asked Cool-san, who was bowing. Itâs about Light Cruiser-sensei
(She seems to be pretty tight lipped. So I think it should be fine)
I asked her about what she thinks, but her response was simple.
ãItâs no problem. Because sheâs already fallen?ã
ãSheâs fallen?ã
When I asked her, she narrowed her eyes at me with a fierce look.
ãDidnât you visit her everyday to bring her down?ã
I was attempting a 100th day shrine visit to Light Cruiser shrine, and Light Cruiser-sensei accepted it. It was a ritual that made even Cool-san feel cold inside.
ãIâm sure she will be happy when you tell her about your big secret, and I think thereâs now way she would tell anyoneã
She said she could be trusted more than herself.
(What an honor)
I donât know if Iâve ever been adored so much in my previous life. Moreover, the other person had good looks and personality.
It was worth the 100-day pilgrimage. It seems that my great wish has been fulfilled.
ãHm?ã
Imosuke, who is on my thighs, presses my stomach with his head so I turned to look at him. He wants to show off his forest to Unicorn.
I look up and invite Cool-san to join me in the garden.
ãImosuke and Dangorou want to show you the garden theyâve been working onã
Then we walked together into the garden forest. Itâs narrow, but Cool-san is also under Imosukeâs blessing, so she doesnât step on any trees or grass and break them.
ãThis big one here is the medicinal tree, and this one is the pomelo. Thatâs the fruit from the other day. And this flower, they say it looks good on Unicornã
Imosuke talks enthusiastically through me. Cool-san replies quietly, but with sincerity.
A wave of great satisfaction emanates not only from Imosuke, but from Dangorou as well.
(Looks like they have grown quite fond of Cool-san already)
The meeting of the Doom Squad, human and spirit beasts, was a great success. The turtle, by the way, was swimming in the pond, seemingly unconcerned.