Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Father and son held each other and trembled unconsciously for quite a while. Father Wang then weakly asked in a soft voice, âMom? Mom⦠are you still thereâ¦â
After a long moment, there was still no reply.
His mother had stopped smacking him, but Father Wang unexpectedly felt a sense of loss.
âShe probably leftâ¦â Old Man Wang gave a long sigh. âYour motherâs spirit comes and goes as it pleases: sometimes itâll suddenly show up, and sometimes itâll suddenly disappear. Who knows where it goesâ¦â
âDad, how long has this been going on for?â Father Wang couldnât help asking.
âAt the end of the seventh day after your mom passed awayâ¦â
âItâs been almost twenty yearsâ¦â Father Wang was astonished.
âThatâs right⦠Your mother has visited me from time to time in the last twenty years.â Old Man Wang smiled wryly. âBut she doesnât go anywhere else, and only haunts this house. Now do you know why I moved in with you? It wasnât just to avoid the matchmaking interviews arranged by your Aunt Wangâ¦â
Father Wangâs nose stung and he was close to tears. âDonât say anymore, dad, I understand how you feelâ¦â
Being henpecked was a trait of the men in the Wang familyâ¦
Actually, in the Wang familyâs small villa, Father Wang was also pretty scared of Mother Wangâ¦
The two men huddled together like two stalks of grass crying in a storm and bending pitifully in the wind.
Mother Wang: âThen⦠shall we get Ling Ling to check for us?â
âWe canât do that⦠What ghost hunter would catch their own grandmother?â
âSo what should we do now?â
âSince mom wants to stay here, then let her⦠besides, Iâm sure she isnât some vengeful spirit or other.â Father Wang said, âThose two slaps just now were pretty strong! Just like when I was being naughty back then. It hurts the most in the first second after the slap, and a red handprint is left on the cheek. It wonât leave a scar, and will fade very quickly. The most important is how long the slap can last for: your cheek will feel like itâs burning slightly, which can last up to forty-eight hours at the most.â
Old Man Wang and Mother Wang: ââ¦â
Father Wang said a little nostalgically, âNo one in the world is better than mom at slapping.â (At that moment, Father Wang didnât know that Wang Ling had already inherited from his grandmother that which had skipped a generationâ¦)
After learning why Old Man Wang was afraid of the matchmaking interviews, Father Wang stopped asking questions about the matter that night.
Mainly because he didnât dare toâ¦
God knew if his deceased mother was watching him from a corner. What if he opened a cupboard to find her squatting inside like Toshio in The Grudge ? How scary would that be?
Old Man Wang went to bed early that night. Weary from a long day of travel, and coupled with Aunt Wang harassing him about the matchmaking interviews, he was already overwhelmed. The sea village was peaceful enough at night and public security here was excellent: guards from the village committee patrolled the village every night. The crime rate was practically zero, and the number of criminal cases that had happened in the sea village in the last few decades could be counted on one handâ¦
Mother Wang got the bed ready and started to do her skincare. This was something she had grown fond of after becoming a housewife. When she was still a writer before, she hadnât paid much attention to her skin. Now that she was no longer writing and had bailed on her readers, she had more time to take care of herself.
Mother Wang squirted some skincare lotion onto her palm and spread it evenly before gently patting her face. âWhat do you think we should do about dadâs matter?â
âWhat else can we do? We can probably forget about the matchmaking. With mom coming by now and then, dad will definitely spend his last years single.â Father Wang smiled bitterly as he scrolled distractedly through the news on his phone. He was glad that he had finished a stockpile of chapters before coming back here; with all these pesky things cropping up in his hometown, he really wouldnât have been able to type even a single word.
After taking a look at local news, Father Wang put the phone down absent-mindedly.
He thought hard about Old Man Wangâs matter: the main problem now was figuring out how to deal with this once and for all. After putting an end to the matchmaking for his dad, Father Wang as his son still had to think of a way to make Aunt Wang herself give up on the idea of matchmaking for Old Man Wang.
âHey⦠should weâ¦â Just then, Mother Wang picked up a banana from the table and peeled it.
Father Wang was frightened by Mother Wangâs behavior. âWe shouldnât⦠Aunt Wang might be a little nosy, but we canât kill her. Skinning her or whatnot would be too cruel!â
Mother Wangâs face was a little red. âWhat are you thinking⦠You know exactly what I meanâ¦â
Father Wang: âYou want toâ¦â
Mother Wang: âLing Ling is all grown up now and can take care of himself. How about⦠we have another childâ¦â
Father Wang shook his head. âNo! Absolutely not!â
Father Wang really was a little scared.
They had one child, and Earth was almost destroyedâ¦
If they had a second one, wouldnât the universe explodeâ¦
âYou did say before that Ling Lingâs inability to control himself has a lot to do with his emotions. Heâs always been too tense; if we can give him a brother or a sister, he might be a little more carefree in the future. Wouldnât that be good?â
Mother Wang smiled, and her expression gradually turned cold as she gazed at Father Wang. âOr are you saying⦠you donât want to have a baby with me? You want to have a baby with someone else?â
Father Wang raised his hands â( Ì?â§?`)â . âYour Majesty, you got me wrongâ¦â
He did want⦠but he didnât dare!
âThen thatâs fine.â
Mother Wang chuckled. âIf I do get pregnant, Aunt Wangâs attention will most likely be diverted; she just wants us to have more people in our Wang family.â
Father Wang smiled. âWhat are you thinking⦠Itâs not that easy to get pregnant⦠Ling Ling wasnât conceived right off the bat back then!â
âIf once isnât enough, we just need to try a few more times.â
ââ¦â
âWhy are you spacing out? Why donât you get to work?â
âYou want to do it tonight⦠?? Dad is resting, and the soundproofing here isnât great!â Father Wang was taken aback.
âIf weâre looking for excitement, we should go all the way.â
âYouâre so friskyâ¦â
â¦
At the same time, at the Altar of Water in the Palace of Mirrors, Wang Ling, who was approaching the altar, suddenly shuddered.
An odd and indescribable feeling welled up in his heart.
He looked up at the sky as if he was pondering something.
âWhatâs wrong?â Wang Ming looked at Wang Ling.
Wang Ling asked quietly, âWhat is it like to be a brother?â