Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
When Elder Wen hurried to the peace consulate, he could already sense the âsmokeâ; the atmosphere inside the peace consulate wasnât âpeacefulâ at all. On the contrary, there was a sense of hostility in the air. Although he had already anticipated earlier that these talks wouldnât be productive, he still sighed inwardly before slowly walking inside.
The envoys from the southern, western and northern territories had already been waiting for a long time in the peace consulate.
This time, the three envoys that had been sent were all direct subordinates of the three demon gods respectively: Daoist Horse Face under Venerated Ox of the East, Daoist Witch Demon under Ghost Emperor of the South and Daoist Bronze Turtle under Turtle Devil of the North.
Even Scorpion King hadnât expected the other three territories to gang up this time to crowd out the eastern territory. Moreover, it could be said that the talks this time completely lacked sincerity; if they really wanted to settle this peacefully, they wouldnât have sent mere envoys to negotiate; at the very least, they should have each sent a demon god representative. In the end, it was merely three envoys who were sitting here.
There was a round table in the peace consulateâs meeting hall, and the three envoys were sitting around it, their chins resting on their steepled fingers as they assumed the pose of commanders deep in thought.
Elder Wen stayed silent and didnât say a single word as he found a place to sit.
After roughly two minutes of silence, Daoist Horse Face spoke. âToday we three envoys have come to the consulate for peace talks; why didnât Scorpion King himself receive us?â
Elder Wen silently rolled his eyes in his heart.
They already knew the answer to this question.
They already knew that the demon god of the eastern territory, Scorpion King, wouldnât show up, and they were deliberately putting him on the spot.
âScorpion King is busy leveling up at home today. Iâm afraid he doesnât have the time to come out.â Elder Wen gave a fist salute.
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â
Elder Wen casually drew out a chair and sat down with the expression of one who had nothing to fear and was already gallantly prepared to meet his death.
That Daoist Horse Face still persisted as he stared at Elder Wen. âWho gave you permission to sit?â
In the end, Elder Wen turned a deaf ear and even crossed his legs.
After all, he couldnât escape his death today, so what was there to be afraid of?
ââ¦â
Daoist Horse Faceâs face suddenly turned dark. âAre you showing me disrespect?â
âWeâre all envoys here. The peace consulate was established in the spirit of impartial negotiations. Donât tell me the three of you donât know how to tell the difference between what is fair and unfair?â Elder Wen was completely unafraid as he simply lay all his cards on the table. âI came here today knowing I would meet my end, so I have nothing to fear.â
âWhat does Scorpion King mean by this?â On the side, Daoist Witch Demon laughed. âDonât you know right now youâre up against three territories? For your puny Sky-Swallowing Toad clan to dare incite a territorial dispute⦠even if any of your descendants survive in the future, theyâll just be rats on the street wherever they go.â
âEver since the rumor spread that my clan was keeping magic WMDs for Scorpion King, the southern, western and northern territories have constantly been spreading groundless gossip since a lie repeated a thousand times, no matter how untrue it is, becomes real. Each and every one of the inner clans in the eastern territory knows this issue was fabricated. If the three of you envoys as representatives of the three territories continue with these unjust accusations, I canât take responsibility for the reputations of your territories being tarnished.â Elder Wen waved his hand.
Daoist Horse Faceâs face darkened as he snarled, âSince youâre already prepared to die, thereâs nothing else for us to say. If you can, walk out of the consulate and try us.â
âWhat? Donât dare to directly do anything to me inside the consulate?â Elder Wen gave a composed laugh.
He was well aware that it was Demon Saint who had ordered that this peace consulate be set up with the initial purpose of balancing the views and opinions of the different demon territories. Rumor had it that Demon Saint had put a restriction on the peace consulate: if anyone dared start a fight in the consulate, the restriction punishment would immediately befall themâ¦
This rumor had always existed but no one had ever dared tested it.
So Elder Wen felt it was a safe bet that these three people definitely wouldnât dare lay their hands on him in the peace consulate at least.
And reality indeed proved him right.
Given their overwhelming fear of Demon Saintâs restriction, the faces of Daoist Horse Face, Daoist Witch Demon and Daoist Bronze Turtle from the other three territories instantly turned black.
Daoist Horse Face: âYou already know that the consulate has Demon Saintâs restriction on it; how can we make a move so easily?â
Elder Wen burst out laughing. âI already know Iâm a dead man walking if I leave the consulate; why would I go out?â
Daoist Horse Face, Daoist Witch Demon and Daoist Bronze Turtle: ââ¦â
Just looking at the expressions on their faces now, Elder Wen felt a huge weight lifted off him.
Although Demon Saintâs restriction on the peace consulate was just a rumor, it had been around for a very long time. However, no one had ever died under this restriction because no one had ever dared to raise a hand, in case it really was activated.
Elder Wen was also disinclined to test the existence of this restriction, and had only wanted to take a chance.
Now that he had confirmed that these three didnât dare lay a hand on him, he was simply too delighted for words as he stared at Daoist Horse Face. âCome and hit me!â
Then, he directly did a standing long jump to land in front of Daoist Horse Face. âYou canât!â
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â
Elder Wen: âCurse me! ⦠You canât open your mouth!â
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â
The corner of Daoist Horse Faceâs mouth twitched. After thinking for a long time, he decided to withdraw first for the sake of gaining the upper hand later. âOur three territories are of good stock, and itâs impossible for us to lay a hand on an envoy! Since Scorpion King didnât come today, how about we wait until heâs free some other day for talks?â Their original plan hadnât been to kill Elder Wen but to detain and arrest him for keeping a secret hoard of magic WMDs.
However, they wouldnât be able to avoid using demon techniques even if they were just arresting him.
The problem was, who would dare make a move in the peace consulate?
âIâve already seen through the three territoriesâ plan to frame us.â
Elder Wen completely didnât believe the rubbish they were spouting; when he had entered earlier, the expressions in their eyes had already told him everything.
Daoist Horse Face couldnât take it anymore. âThen what are you going to do? Donât tell me youâre going to live here?â
â Pa !â
Elder Wen snapped his fingers. âBingo!â
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â
Elder Wen sat down cross-legged. He took out a brocade pouch and then from inside took out his pots and pans and his cutlery one after another, as well as a glass bottle filled to the brim with larvae eggs.
Elder Wen: âThis bottle happens to store the large meat flies which my clan has an abundance of. There are altogether one hundred thousand male eggs and one hundred thousand female eggs in here, and some of them are about to hatch. In this case, I donât have to worry about my food supply. Whatâs more, Iâm also old and donât eat as much⦠with this one bottle, I can live here until the end of my days.â
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â
Holding the glass bottle in his hand, Elder Wen smiled. âAcross the span of the three major territories, who do you think can beat my clan at hanging on?ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
The envoys from the three territories: ââ¦â