Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Eat the exercise book, learn a level seven spell⦠This was probably an exchange no one could have ever imagined.
In fact, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal felt that eating the exercise book would be a real pity.
Because Wang Lingâs writing was too beautiful!
This was the first time he had seen Wang Lingâs writing and it was a whole book of it. For people with OCD, these golden letters were a blessing â except for the title, every character and every rune was roughly the same size; no matter how complex the strokes were, they were all perfectly square.
Anyone who received this type of exercise book wouldnât be able to help hoarding it. Even just opening it and smelling the ink was enough to make you feel very, very close to Heavenly Dao.
Such a pityâ¦
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal looked at the exercise book and sighed in his heart.
He couldnât bring himself to do it, but he had to.
Because it was indeed as Wang Ling had thought â Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal currently didnât have anything he could use as a signature spell.
In the past, although he liked to court death, his approach in most situations was âif I cannot defeat the other party, Iâll just throw a Skybomb Grenade and run awayââ¦
But this Wutian Golden Buddha Palm move just so happened to make up for his shortcomings.
Then, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal directed his Brilliant Victory sword onward to Chrysanthemum Island.
Finally, he grit his teeth and ruthlessly began to tear up the pages of the exercise book before shoving them into his mouth one by one.
To Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortalâs extreme surprise!
Wang Ling had actually added flavor to the exercise book!
This freaking exercise book actually had a taste⦠And it was a black pepper flavor that Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was very familiar withâ¦
It seemed that Brother Ling might have added crispy noodle snack seasoning to the ink of the runes?
Chewing the pages of the exercise book, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal smacked his lips⦠unexpectedly, the exercise book tasted pretty goodâ¦
No one could possibly imagine that a cultivator could casually finish learning a level seven spell while flying on his sword, and to do so at such a hair-raising speed.
In a game, it wasnât that easy to learn a skill manual!
Thenâ¦
After Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal finished eating the exercise book â
For one moment, golden spiritual essence flooded his six hollow organs.
He closed his eyes, and actually realized that a magnificent golden Buddha palace now resided in his dantian.
Was this⦠the power of the Wutian Golden Buddha Palmâ¦
Sensing the power of this level seven spell, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was indescribably shaken.
He was still flying midair on his sword, but his terrifying aura alarmed all nearby cultivators.
Whether they were driving their cars or flying on their swords in the air, or passing by on the ground, every cultivator in that moment rolled down their windows, halted in their steps, or slowed down to simultaneously extend their spiritual senses in the direction of that brimming aura â passers-by were amazed to see a golden meteor streak across the skyâ¦
Some rubbed their eyes.
Because the golden meteor felt like Buddhaâ¦
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Meanwhile, the situation on Chrysanthemum Island was now completely under Devil Gut Fungus Lordâs control after his surprise attack.
He never expected to actually be so compatible with Immortal Toyaâs body, and his plan had gone off without a hitch⦠As a bacterium, he didnât have an aura, which was why his surprise attack had been especially successful.
Now, after several hours of settling down, he had completely fused with this body.
He had even completely suppressed the soul of the host.
Jin Shi and Yin Shi, these two sibling apprentices, were facing the biggest crisis since the founding of Chrysanthemum Islandâ¦
âThe two of you, decoct the medicine,â Devil Gut Fungus Lord snapped at Jin Shi and Yin Shi.
One of Jin Shiâs eyes was already swollen because he had resisted earlier, which had been in vain.
Furthermore, this Devil Gut Fungus Lord was threatening them with the body of their beloved shifu .
If they didnât listen to him, Devil Gut Fungus Lord would slice off Immortal Toyaâs flesh piece by piece. As a bacterium, he didnât feel pain, which instead would directly affect Immortal Toyaâs soul.
Of course, Jin Shi and Yin Shi werenât the most miserable people on the island.
Because Devil Gut Fungus Lord still needed the siblings to refine medicine on his behalf.
The most miserable people were Li Hao and his fatherâ¦
Li Diao hadnât recovered from his condition yet, and had become Devil Gut Fungus Lordâs test subject.
Devil Gut Fungus Lord had Jin Shi and Yin Shi change the prescription, and made Li Hao and his father eat countless laxativesâ¦
âWhat exactly is your purposeâ¦â At that moment, Li Hao and his father were squatting in the backyard as they did their business in the vegetable field.
Devil Gut Fungus Lord even went so far as to not allow them to use the toilet â they werenât even allowed to use a squat toilet, and had to directly do their business in the vegetable fieldâ¦
Li Diao couldnât speak at all. He had already been suffering diarrhea for several days before this; now, he had already collapsed in the middle of the vegetable field, completely unconscious. The only part of his body still functioning was his constantly working intestinesâ¦
Staring at the father and son, Devil Gut Fungus Lord smiled. âSince Iâve decided to make my debut, I have to nurture loyal underlings of my own. Humans arenât unreliable and have many flaws: you are impeded in battle for all sorts of reasons â you arenât qualified to be called soldiers. Bacteria soldiers, on the other hand, are different, as weâre a bunch that donât have emotions.â
Li Hao: ââ¦â
âThe bacteria troops are breeding in your digestive system as we speak, so you need to continue excreting them for me to select worthy bacteria soldiers.â
Saying this, Devil Gut Fungus Lord looked proudly at his masterpiece.
There were already thousands upon thousands of eligible soldiers in this vegetable field alone.
Devil Gut Fungus Lord then generated a purple and black spirit energy which he pushed into the bacteria. They were activated and turned into egg-like things.
Li Haoâs trypophobia was about to flare up
Because these egg-like things were quivering constantly, as if something was about to hatch and come outâ¦
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On the other side, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had reached the front line of Chrysanthemum Island in a hurry.
If he hadnât seen it with his own eyes, there was no way Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal would believe that Chrysanthemum Island could become like thisâ¦n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
All the chrysanthemums on the whole of Chrysanthemum Island had wiltedâ¦
This was very powerful demonic qi.
Furthermore, it wasnât from a demon or a devil at allâ¦
Now that he was a True Venerated, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was able to clearly discern auras!
It seemed that the guy on the island didnât have a simple identityâ¦
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was already prepared to fight.
âFor now, letâs test the situation first,â he thought.
The next moment, he raised his hand and swung it down toward the island, and a golden Buddha seal emerged from his palmâ¦