An ignorant streamer.
âI think a lot of people are playing the game âexcavate for Ascension.â Iâll try it out too. I wonder if itâs fun.â
âIt looks quite retarded.â
âIs this person disabled? He doesnât have legs. â
âOh my God, is this how you play?â
âIâm going up this tree now, right? I donât think I can go up, so I thought I should push myself up. â
âF**K! NO! Is there something wrong with this game?â
âWhy canât I even cross this tree?â
âIâm starting to understand those streamers who have been driven crazy.â
âWhat move is this? counter storm?â
âThis game is all about metaphysics, okay? Thereâs no technique to speak of, and it completely ignores all the laws of physics!â
âWho can help me press down on Newtonâs coffin?â
âOH?NICE! Iâm coming over to this tree!â
......
âEh? Why are you all saying âwelcome homeâ? Why was this the starting and ending point of the game? Whatâs the meaning of this?â
â¦â¦
A certain blame-throwing live streamer.
âGo! Letâs go!â
âSigh, my mouse isnât good enough. Thereâs a problem with the mouseâs sensitivity!â
âWait, wait a moment! Letâs go! Letâs go! Letâs go!ÃNâ
Although he kept shouting to leave, the bald muscular man was still walking in the same place.
âAh!â
âAlmost, almost. Donât worry, I got a little hot from shouting and my hand is cramping. This mouse is not good.â
âAlright, this round is over.â
âYouâre a disabled person, but your will isn âT. Youâre messing with me, arenât you? You want to play with me, disabled but determined, right? If it wasnât for my mouse, I wouldâve slapped you!â
âGo! Letâs go! Letâs go!ÃNâ
âAlright, one, two, three, letâs go!â
âAI! Donât drop it! Donât drop it! Motherf * cker!â
(Silent.)
âThe mousepad is a little narrow. Iâll move it later. Iâll move the keyboard away and move the mouse over here.â
âDonât worry, I can prove myself by moving my position. â
âGo! Letâs go! Letâs go!ÃNâ
The bullet comments were laughing like crazy.
âHahaha, the host is playing a voice-controlled game. You canât go up even if you shout, okay?â
âThis was how Weapon masterâs counterattack storm was trained back then.â
âThe damage output is all by shouting?â
âAnother one has gone crazy, hahahahahaha!â
â¦â¦
A certain step-by-step streamer.
âOkay, weâve come to a more critical point. According to our many years of experience in single-player games, whatâs the most powerful way to win this kind of game? Thatâs right, itâs the S/L method!â
âThereâs no single-player game that canât be completed by using the S/L strategy. You Must Remember This.â
âThatâs right, Iâm planning to use the S/L strategy now. Hey, donât say Iâm a coward, this is a kind of game wisdom, okay? Sigh, those who hit the hammer with their heads lowered are boorish. Do I look like a boorish man? It doesnât look like it at all. â
âSigh, Iâm an intelligent streamer, so letâs save the file first.â
âWait a minute, Iâll look for the Save button.â
âDonât worry, wait a moment. â
âEh? Whereâs the Save button in this game?â
âHow do you save in this game?â
âWhat about the Save file? Does any of you know?â
âAuto-save?â
âI canât save?â
âCanât save?â
â¦â¦
A certain commanding streamer.
âCripple, trust me. Iâll count to three, and weâll jump together. Then, you grab the bucket above. Donât worry, donât worry, wait for me.â
âYou hold on to it. Letâs not jump too high. Trust me, give me your hand.â
âGet ready. Three, two, one, jump!â
âEh? Are you F * cking you ...â
âIâm sorry, Iâm sorry. I thought you fell. I shouldnât have scolded you. Iâm sorry, letâs continue. â
âSlowly, slowly, donât step on that bottle, be careful! Donât slip!â
âOkay, okay, stand firm first. Iâm okay, stand firm first. Stand still!â
âStand still and Iâll let go.â
âDonât worry, listen to my command. Letâs go up here first. Yes, yes, hook. The next one is a little difficult. Listen to me, hook it first ...â
The bullet comments were already ridiculing him.
âHahahaha, why are you still communicating with him? as expected of a commander, you can even command a game character?â
âYou speak as if heâll listen to you, 23333â
âAnother oneâs gone crazy, carry him away, carry him away.â
âI feel like there arenât enough beds in the mental hospital!â
â¦â¦
And a certain live streamer who thinks about humans.
âWhat is life for?â
âWhy am I in this place?â
âWhy do I play this game?â
âWhat am I thinking?â
âWhere did my life, my three hours go?â
âDo you guys think thereâs some sort of philosophical principle behind this game?â
âDear viewers and friends, I suddenly have a strong urge to think about life. Iâll end the livestream first!â
â¦â¦
Soon, the number of downloads and comments for excavating for Ascension on Thunderbolt gaming platform skyrocketed.
As for the gameâs rating, it was basically a C-type, all concentrated on one-star and five-star. However, the puzzling thing was that the five-star rating was obviously more than the one-star rating, pulling the gameâs average to 6.1.
The 1-star ratings were nothing to scoff at, as they were all curses from angry players. However, the 5-star ratings were very interesting to read.
âThis is Chen Moâs work of conscience, a work of sincerity. The game supports multiple modes such as body sense and voice control. Itâs realistic and complex, with dozens of hosts recommending it. Itâs not to be missed!â
âThis game is super fun, super simple, and Iâm super happy! Itâs very easy to clear the game, and weâll come to a very special place after clearing it. Come on, come on, come and play!â
âThis game isnât suitable to be played with a utilitarian mentality. Nowadays, many people play games just to clear the game and have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game can help us find the fun of playing games and even the ultimate meaning of life.â
âThis game is very suitable for players who want to challenge jumping on roofs and walls. The smoothness and excitement of jumping up and down after getting the hang of it is simply great!â
âItâs very interesting. It keeps returning to the starting point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions. It contains a profound philosophy of movement and stillness.â
âThis game doesnât have any in-game content, so itâs easy to operate. Open mode, scene change does not need to be loaded; The requirements for the computerâs configuration were low, and the laptop could be played easily. The content of the story was deeply touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year award is in the bag. What are you guys waiting for? hurry up and download the game to experience it. â
âItâs fun. Iâve changed three sets of keyboards and mice. Iâm going to light incense for them. Today is their seventh day.â
Many players left comments on Chen Moâs Weibo, asking him why he made such a stupid game to take revenge on society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted on Weibo,ââIn fact,âexcavating for Ascensionâ has a very rich game content. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers in our lives, while the people in the can represent you and me who are bound by reality? The characters in the game were prepared to face all kinds of destinies. They could advance many steps smoothly, but they could also lose everything in a freak combination of factors. This game has so many philosophical considerations, it should give the players some inspiration ... Forget it, I canât continue to make up stories. â