Translator: 549690339
The next stage was still a very strange horizontal movement style.
In front of him was a Lonely Water pipe, and in front of the water pipe was a square with a question mark.
For a moment, old P forgot about the gameâs nature and went up to touch the square.
As a result, a row of motionless squares appeared above his head, and they were filled with words: You wonât die if you donât seek death!
âF * ck! I knew it was a trap! This is Chen Moâs scheme!â
Old P was speechless. He tried to block it a few times and finally confirmed that he couldnât block it. If he did, he wouldnât be able to pass!
He had no choice but to commit suicide. His IQ was 50!
The next time, old P learned his lesson and wanted to jump onto this square.
But the moment he jumped up, a man-eating flower came out of the cube and bit the protagonistâs leg.
F * ck! IQ +50!
âF * ck! Itâs a conspiracy!â
Old P was speechless. After resurrecting again, he chose to feign a move first. After tricking the man-eating flower out, he stepped on the square. This time, he jumped toward the water pipe in front of him, but it actually leaked through the pipe!
The protagonist fell from the water pipe on the upper left and returned to the distance.
Old P was speechless.
But it wasnât over yet. Just as old P wanted to jump to the square again, he found that he couldn ât! That was because the hidden cubes had all been activated!
And the line of words on it had changed: Even if he didnât seek death, he would still die!
âF * ck me!â
[Resentment: +66]
Old P was simply speechless, it was impossible to guard against!
After stepping through almost all the pits that could be stepped on, old P finally came to the castle.
âDamn it, I can finally pass. Iâm starting to doubt my own intelligence ...â
However, just as old P was walking towards the castle Gate without any warning, the king pushed the door open and came out. This push directly pushed old P down the cliff!
F * ck! IQ +50!
âEh, thatâs strange. I think someone knocked on the door just now?â The old king muttered to himself.
Old P almost vomited blood. What the hell was this! There was actually trouble at the last part of this level? Where was the trust between people?
Old P wasnât discouraged. He started from the beginning and finally arrived at the right side of the castle Gate after much effort.
âHmph, you canât push me down again this time, can you?â
Old P confidently walked towards the castleâs main door, but the door opened again. It was still the old king. He pushed the door open and pushed old P down the cliff again!
F * ck! IQ +50!
âWhat the f * ck!â
Old P was dumbfounded, why didnât he play by the rules!
Why do I always get pushed off the cliff no matter if I stand on the left or the right!
Old P didnât understand at all. What should he do?
After the old kingâs fancy display of pushing the door open, old P finally had no choice but to click on the [prompt] button on the upper right corner.
[That stupid developer is telling you that there are two ways to get a hint.]
[Intimidate: slap.] There was a simple self-portrait of Chen Mo on the left. He just had to swipe the screen to slap himself, and after a certain number of slaps, he would unlock the notification.
[Temptation: top up 1 yuan ...]
The corner of old Pâs mouth twitched slightly, and he decisively chose to threaten!
Top up money? It can not be! 1 yuan was still money, not to mention, wasnât charging money an insult to his IQ? It canât be charged!
I must not encourage such evil practices!
He could also use this chance to give Chen Zhao a good beating!
After madly slapping Chen Mo 125 times, a notification appeared.
He pointed at the castle door with his little finger.
???
Old P was dumbfounded. What did he mean? Could it be ...
He tried to click on the castle, and the door opened ...
The door opened ...
Old P was confused in the wind!
It was a horizontal clearance game! He actually needed to do it manually!
[King: gousheng, youâve finally come.] Recently, there are always children pranking at my door. Itâs really annoying!]
[Gousheng: ... (You better not let me find out that you did it on purpose!)]
Old P almost vomited blood, Chen Moâs game even had its own self-dissing ability! But why do I still feel like hitting you? Why?
Youâre very good at taking revenge on society!
After meeting the old king, the old king gave dog feed a book.
There was a lot of key information in the book, and the last question was,ââSo hereâs the question, who is the most handsome person in this game?â
Clearly, this was also a hurdle.
There were four options below. There were in-game character names and real life names.
Old P selected all four options with a dumbfounded expression, and the result was ... All wrong!
âWhat the f * ck? As expected of this game, these are definitely not the options!â
Old P opened the notification and saw that there was a new button under the [intimidate] column with an arrow pointing at Chen Moâs avatar: [Itâs him!]
Old P tried to click it, and it actually passed!
Obviously, the âmost handsome personâ was Chen Zhao himself!
Even the viewers in the bullet screen couldnât stand it anymore, and all kinds of bullet comments flooded the screen.
âF * ck, Iâve never seen such a shameless person!â
âHahahahaha, itâs actually Chen Mo himself. I knew the answer wouldnât be simple based on the gameâs nature!â
âIf you play this game too much, it will affect your intelligence!â
âMy brain has been led astray!â
âHahaha, the most handsome person is the designer himself? Isnât Chen Zhao afraid of being struck by lightning?â
â¦â¦
In the game, old P found out that there were actually many wicked achievement systems in the game!
For example, the player could unlock the achievement [child prodigy: He actually passed the test with an IQ of 250? [It seems that my design is not difficult enough!]
When the playerâs intelligence was reduced to a negative number, the achievement [negative IQ: How was that possible? It must be the worldâs fault!]
In the âmost handsome manâ question, the player will answer âthe gameâs designerâ to unlock the achievement [realist: In order to clear the game, I can only accept this setting ...]
This made many of the players in the bullet comments lose their jobs, because Chen Mo had done the job himself!
When the officials complained, no one else could complain!
Old P was tormented by the game to the point of death. It was as if Chen Mo had dug a hole for him in every place that looked fine, waiting for the players to jump in ...
It was useless to deliberately guard against it, it was simply impossible to guard against it!
For example, there was a level where the main character had to pick up a wing from the ground to play FlappyBird. However, if he picked it up, he could only fly to the right, and no matter how long he flew to the right, he couldnât pass the level ...
The correct way to open it was to jump to the right side of the wing and pick up the wing. This way, he could fly to the left. After avoiding two flying salted fish and two thorny clouds, he could accurately land on the target point to pass the test.
Who the F * ck would have thought of this!
Old P was on the verge of a mental breakdown. Some levels werenât something a normal person could come up with, and every time the main character died, his IQ would be deducted. In the last few levels, old Pâs IQ had been deducted to more than-800, as if Chen Mo was mocking his own IQ ...
This feeling was very bad ...
Moreover, the gameâs prompts were also very deceptive. Either you slapped 255 times or you topped up 1 yuan. And these two methods would make people feel that their intelligence was being insulted ...
âWhat a F * cking puzzle game! This is simply outrageous!â