Chapter 899: Chapter 899

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Chapter 899 Chapter 898-dual mode is popular again

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“Many players who had just joined the Switch after learning about the two-person mode of “”super Mali Odyssey”” expressed that there was such an amazing operation? ”

The Switch’s two controllers could be disassembled and each person could use one?

And he could also control Mali and capth in the game?

The two-person mode was the essence of the game?

“Many players who fell into the Switch at the beginning said,””How fresh ... This machine has been out for several years, and you only know about it now? ”

“Not to mention, there were many people who didn’t know ... ”

“After all, the Switch wasn’t so popular before. It was popular in some groups and unknown in others. Many players used to be addicted to PC and VR games, and it wasn’t until The Legend of Zelda became popular that they tried the Switch pro. After playing super Mali Odyssey, they were immediately amazed, especially the two-player mode, which opened the door to a new world. ”

“He didn’t know how many good friends had fallen out with each other, and how many families had been torn apart ... ”

“Oh, something seemed to be wrong. ”

“But that wasn’t important. What was important was that for these new players, they liked the unique way of playing the pro Switch, which no other device could do, and the VR gaming pod was not easy to use. ”

“It could be said that among all the gaming devices, the Switch was the machine with the strongest social attributes in real life. ”

“For example, if you wanted to get a girl to play games, you could take out your phone/laptop/VR gaming pod (what the hell) and ask the girl,””do you want to play XXX?”” ”

“The girl said,””Oh, sorry, I don’t play mobile games/I don’t have a computer/VR gaming pod.”” ”

Wasn’t the conversation in a deadlock?

But what if he took out the Switch?

“The girl said,””but I didn’t switch.”” ”

“At this time, he could happily say,””””I’m fine! The Switch could be played by two people, one controller per person! And super Mali and many other mini-games are all natural, two-player mode!”” ”

“Of course, if the girl still rejected you at this point, then you wouldn’t have to take the blame. Go to bed early and continue to move bricks tomorrow. Think of ways to earn more money to find a good-looking body that costs 3000 a night. ”

There were even players who shared the entire process of teaching their girls to play Legend of Zelda on the website. It was a silent event for both men and tearful women.

“””Last time, the goddess asked me why everyone was talking about The Legend of Zelda. Is this game really that fun?”” ”

“””Of course, I’ll definitely get the best of the year! Almost all the video game media gave full marks! It’s definitely a classic!”” ”

“[The girl replied,’Oh.’] ”

“””I panicked and immediately asked in the group how I should promote this game to the girls. The gay guys in the group said,””can’t you just stuff the handle into her hands?”” Such a strong and invincible game is almost the top novice guidance process. Do you still need to teach?”” ”

“””So, I watched the girl push the right joystick all the way to the bottom and play the game with the top view ...”” ”

“””The thought of her giving up on ‘Legend of Zelda’ made me a sinner of the ages. I had to teach her how to control the perspective and how to pick apples and mushrooms, bit by bit.”” ”

“””So, the goddess picked all the apples and mushrooms nearby and said that it was fun to pick apples herself. She asked me where I could find more ...”” ”

“””I watched with my own eyes as the young hero woke up after a hundred years of deep sleep. He was addicted to picking apples and catching butterflies.”” ”

“””Of course, this wasn’t a problem for the smart me. I spent a lot of effort to finally teach her how to move forward, how to fight monsters, how to climb the tower ...”” ”

“””In the end, when the old man said that he had to go to three more trial temples to get the hang glider, the goddess was angry!”” ”

“””The simple and honest hieraru left a terrible impression in the goddess ‘heart. I had to use my wisdom and told her that every ancestral hall would give her a new ability. When all the abilities were gathered, I would activate all the abilities and evolve them into a complete blabla. Finally, the girl successfully passed the initial difficulties, got the paraglider, and left the starting platform.”” ”

“””Thank you, Legend of Zelda. This game gave me the opportunity to get close to the goddess and gave us a common topic to talk about.”” ”

“The post ended there, and the netizens all said,””””What happened after that? We want to read the rest of the story? Did they get together after that?”” ”

“After a few days, the original poster replied,’after that? After we played super Mali’s two-person mode together, she never talked to me again ...”” ”

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“There were many examples of silent men and crying women, but there were also happy endings. ”

“Many players used Legend of Zelda to promote the games on Switch pro to their girlfriends or female friends, only to find out that super Mali seemed to be more popular than Legend of Zelda among the female players. ”

“Many people happily played duo mode with the girls. Of course, whether they would end up in “”PlayerUnknown’s Battleground””,””breakup simulator””, or “”beauty undressed””, it all depended on their own abilities ... ”

Even Chen Mo himself was surprised by super Mali Odyssey’s comeback.

“He looked at the sales figures he had just received and sighed.””””I don’t know where this group of people came from, but they like the two-person game mode so much ... Didn’t super Mali come out a few years ago? What have these people been doing ...”” ”

“””Based on the previous sales of the Switch,”” li jingsi smiled,””isn’t it normal for many players to not have played it?”” ”

“Chen Mo sighed,””I’m not worried about the sales. The main thing is...It’s an old game from a few years ago. These people are only playing it now. It’s a waste of time!”” ”

“””What’s the matter?””li jingsi was stunned. ”

“Chen Mo explained,””it was a game from a few years ago. It’s only used to pick up girls now ... If it was used to pick up girls when super Mali was released, wouldn’t we already have kids?”” What a huge loss!”” ”

“Li jingsi smiled.””You’re not wrong, but it doesn’t have to be flirting. It could be gay.”” ”

“Chen Mo frowned,””two guys playing super Mali?”” One to control the hat and one to control capi? No, this scene is too gay, it hurts my eyes, I can’t imagine it. “” ”

“Li jingsi smiled and said,””so what? I remember that when we were young, many of the first-tier game consoles supported 1P and 2P, right? back then, it was nothing much for two little boys to play games together. Why did they become gay when they grew up?”” You’re the one with a problem with your thinking. “” ”

“””Cough, you found out.”” Chen Mo coughed dryly,””speaking of two-player games, I have a pretty good idea for two-player games. I can share it with everyone.”” ”

“””Eh? Was it still super Mali? Or a retro horizontal level clearance and fighting game?”” Li jingsi asked curiously. ”

“””Of course not.”” Chen Mo shook his head with a smile. ”