âThis is my wife, Zelnar.â
Saladin introduced the Crown Princess and his son.
âCrown Princess Zelnar. She comes from one of the smallest ethnic tribes in Caliphate.â
According to the scenario, Saladin and Zelnarâs love story was a classic Cinderella story, a melodramatic one.
But it was the root of their problems.
Saladin and Zelnar managed to marry over the objections of Sultan Abdul II, but their marriage came with its share of consequences.
To top it off, Zelnar came from a poor ethnic minority, not a powerful family.
As a result, Saladinâs political standing was very weak, and he had no one to support him.
He was hated by Abdul II, who currently wielded absolute power, so who would dare to support Saladin?
âI greet our benefactor.â
Zelnar greeted Otto.
âAnd this is my son, Masud.â
âGreetings, benefactor.â
Saladinâs son, Masud, bowed to Otto.
âNine years old. Still a child.â
Already a handsome boy in the mold of his father Saladin, Masud, though young, seemed reserved.
âAnd heâs loved by Sultan Abdul II.â
Unlike the Crown Prince and his wife, who had firmly fallen out of favor, Masud enjoyed Abdullah IIâs unwavering support and affection.
Being exceptionally bright, refined in character, and virtuous by nature, Mashood naturally monopolized the affection of his grandfather, Abdul II.
Yet despite all that, there was not a trace of arrogance or rudeness to be found in him.
âAs this son of the royal family, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for saving my father and helping us Caliphs.â
Masud thanked Otto.
âSee this guy?â
Otto was frankly a little surprised to see in Masudâs words and actions the qualities of a born ruler.
And from a boy of only nine years old!
âNo wonder.â
Otto nodded inwardly, approving of Masud.
Otto knew a lot about Masud.
Saladinâs son and current crown prince, Masud would later becomeâ¦â¦.
âMe and the crown princess were not invited to the banquet.â
As he thought about Masud, Saladin spoke up.
âIâm just sorry we couldnât be there with you.â
âWhat?â
Otto had forgotten all about Masud.
âYou wonât be able to attend the banquet?â
âYes.â
Saladin gave an embarrassed laugh.
âMy Father did not allow me and the crown princess to attend the banquet.â
ââ¦Ah.â
âHowever, my father has kindly allowed my son, who is his grandson, to attend the gathering. So, I hope that my benefactor will understand generously.â
âNo, of course there is nothing for me to do but understand.â
âIf you could spare some time separately, I would like to repay your kindness.â
âAny time works for me. No problem. Letâs have a drink together tomorrow.â
âWould you be willing?â
âOf course.â
âAlright, I will send my servant tomorrow. Oh, and please have Camille accompany you. Since he is the one who saved me, it is only proper for me to express my gratitude.â
Saladin looked back at Camille.
âYes, I will come and see you.â
Camille smiled and was about to reply.
*Shudder*
Suddenly, Camille froze in his tracks as he realized that Otto had turned on his eyes.
âWhat? Are you going to flirt in front of me now?â
ââ¦Itâs not like that.â
âIâll tear your hair out of your head.â
There was a murderous exchange of communication between them, but Saladin didnât seem to notice.
âSon.â
âYes, Father.â
âHis Majesty King Otto de Scuderia and Sir Camille here are very fine men, and as the crown prince of our Caliphate, you will emulate and respect them as you should. Do you understand?â
Saladin said, smiling at his son Masud.
âUnderstood, Father.â
Masud nodded as well, his eyes darting back and forth between Otto and Camille.
âWell, then, weâll take our leave, and weâll see you tomorrow.â
âSee you tomorrow.â
The Saladin-Zelnar couple left.
âWeâll escort you from here.â
A group of guards and servants and maids appeared and guided Otto and Masoud through the door.
ââ¦This is bad.â
Ottoâs expression was grave as he watched the Saladins and Zelnar walk away.
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The banquet hall could not have been more extravagant and luxurious, its grandeur and beauty were beyond description.
From the single columns to the flooring materials, ceiling decorations, lighting, etcâ¦..
Otto canât even imagine how much it must have cost to build the banquet hall, as it is made of only the most expensive and luxurious materials in the world.
But is it the only one?
Chefs were brought in from all over the world for astronomical sums of money to prepare all the best delicacies in the world, and they were served on china plates which cost a fortune.
Since the Sultan, Abdul II, was entertaining a state guest, Otto, there was a special allowance for alcohol.
Of course, an array of exorbitantly priced fine wines was also served, each type more expensive than the last.â
âHear ye all.â
Abdul II addressed the banquet hall in his frosty, regal voice.
âToday, this gathering serves as both the honored guest of our Caliphate Kingdom and as hosts to my brotherly nation, and also as entertaining to our guests from afar. Therefore, I hope everyone enjoys the feast with joy in their hearts. Understood?â
âYes, Sultan!â
As befits a man of absolute power, Abdul II displayed his mastery over his subjects in the banquet hall.
When purchasing artifacts from the Tomb of Argonne the Great, he seemed merely like a wealthy aristocrat. However, in gatherings where he assembled his courtiers, one could hardly recognize that demeanor.
âIs this the same man who ripped off the Sultan?â
Camille was quite perplexed, wondering if this was the same person.
Otto, on the other hand, seemed unconcerned and relaxed, enjoying the banquet.
âDoes my brother know what happens when he defeats the demon king?â
âIf my brother defeats the Demon King? Well, I donât know.â
âThatâs an âadjectiveâ.â
âHehehe!â
Otto laughed, holding his stomach.
âHahaha! An adjective! Hahaha! Isnât that too funny, hahaha!â
âIsnât it, Hehehe!â
âIs there any more? I want to hear more! Hahaha!â
âWell, if thatâs the case, Iâll have to tell you more of my jokes about Guinea! Hahaha!â
Camille stared at Otto, who was holding his stomach and laughing at Abdul IIâs nonsensical joke, and gave him a pitying look.
âYouâre definitely struggling.â
Then, when the banquet was as near ripe as it could have been.
âMy brother, I will give you a gift of heavenly joy.â
Abdul II, in high spirits, led Otto and the others somewhere.
âOooooooooooh!â
Kairos, who had been drinking in peace, his eyes widened as he realized that he was finally going to the Harem.
âPansy, are we finally going to the Harem?â
âYep.â
Otto nodded.
âSo donât make a scene and follow quietly. Donât make any mistakes in front of Abdul II.â
âDonât worry, Pansy, Iâll keep my mouth shut if it means going to the Harem!â
The only reason Kairos had kept his mouth shut so far was so that he could experience the Harem.
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âOooooh! Oooooh!â
The Harem did indeed truly âappearâ to be the place Kairos had imagined.
Deep within the palace, there were nearly a hundred dancers roaming the premises, each dressed in the most flirtatious of outfits.
That wasnât all.
âWhat is this?â
Camille asked Otto.
âI suddenly feel wonderful, my body and mind are relaxed. How can it be possible for a person to suddenly feel like this?â
âWhy?â
âIs thisâ¦.â
âDid they put some kind of drug in it?â
âYes.â
Camilleâs eyes glowed fiercely, but Otto waved a reassuring hand.
âDonât worry, itâs nothing like that. A Harem isnât like a brothel, itâs more like a resort.â
Otto whispered in Camilleâs ear.
âThereâs a crystal ball in the ceiling.â
Otto pointed to a very large crystal ball, almost the size of a cowâs head, embedded in the center of the ceiling.
âItâs called the Celestial Cradle. Itâs an artifact, and itâs responsible for creating all the best environmental conditions for each person in this room-humidity, temperature, smell, air quality.â
âOkayâ¦?â
âHumans are a lot more sensitive to environmental factors than they realize. Plus, thereâs some kind of psychological enchantment that makes them less anxious.â
âAh.â
âSo being in this space makes you feel comfortable and happy, no matter what you do. Whether you drink alcohol or tea, or whisper words of love.â
âIt seems to be very different from what is known about it. According to what Iâve heardâ¦.â
âProbably a dungeon.â
Otto huffed a disgusted snort.
âA place of all the pleasures of the world. I suppose itâs known as a brothel or something, where all sorts of decadent, hedonistic, perverted acts take place.â
âThatâs right.â
âThatâs just a bunch of inflated rumors from a bunch of idiots. By common sense, the Sultan is the monarch of a nation, and it makes no sense that he would have such a place of debauchery in the middle of his palace, let alone one thatâs geared toward ruining his reign.â
âI suppose it does.â
Meanwhile,
âHo ho ho!â
âOh, my God, look at these hard muscles!â
âCome sit with us.â
Dozens of dancers surrounded Kairos, pouring him drinks and giving him all kinds of attention.
One woman even rubbed his shoulders and gave him a massage.
âKahahaha!â
Kairos was overjoyed to be surrounded and pampered by the beautiful dancers.
âWhatâs with all those pretty dancers at the resort? Not just one but several of them.â
âWell? What do you think?â
Otto grinned mischievously.
âYouâll find out in time, and itâs best if you pass by without any knowledge.â
âWhatâ¦.â
Then.
âIâll leave you to your wine, my brother, and you can go play in peace.â
Abdul II said as he approached.
âBut what if you leave? I donât think weâll have much fun without your jokes.â
âIs that so, Hahahaha!â
Abdul II was pleased that Otto complimented him on his sense of humor.
âI know. Everyone loves to hear your jokes. Even your vassals love your jokes.â
âI couldnât agree more.â
âBut I have a lot of business to attend to, so I cannot join you now. Iâll arrange another time soon.â
âOh, Iâm sorry to hear that, but thereâs nothing I can do about it. Youâll have to take care of it.â
âHave fun.â
Abdul II walked away.
âGood job.â
Camille encouraged Otto.
âIt must have been hard for you to listen to all those inane jokes.â
âHuh?â
Otto cocked his head as if he didnât know what that meant.
âWhat are you talking about? Itâs really funny.â
âLike what?â
âDo you know the name of the island that might exist or might not? Probably, probably.¹ Hahahhahaaaaâ
Camille decided to give up trying to understand Otto.
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Courtesy of Abdul II, Ottoâs group was entertained in the royal Harem.
The exquisite dancers showed Otto and his companions the traditional dances of Caliphate, entertained them, and served them delicious drinks and food.
It was a bit like a brothel, but there was nothing particularly decadent or unnecessary about it.
It was more of a feeling of playing with each other than pleasure.
âHahahha! When it comes to alcohol, itâs me! When it comes to me, itâs alcohol! Thereâs probably no man in this world who understands alcohol as well as me! Kahahaha!â
The first round⦠and not the last!
Kairos, who had already gotten quite drunk from the banquet, was having a great time with the dancers.
âGood~â
Otto looked at Kairos and smiled wickedly.
âYes~ Esteemed elder~ Enjoy to your heartâs content~ When you eventually discover the truth, you might be quite surprised~ Hehehe! Perhaps remaining unaware would be better~? Hehe!â
Otto snickers as he thinks of the âtruthâ.
âIâm going to get up first.â
âWhy? Iâll join you in a bit.â
Otto said to Camille as he started to get up.
âIâm actually more uncomfortable in this sort of situation.â
âSo, Iâll listen to you.â
âWhat?â
âNo. Donât worry about it. If youâre uncomfortable, just get up. Well, maybe itâs better to remain unaware?â .
âIâll be waiting outside.â
âStubborn.â
Camille, true to his knightly duty, went outside and stood guard at the threshold.
Alongside the Knights of Caliphate.
âI donât know what winds have blown that make you mingle with dancers. For a long time, youâve been avoiding women for the most part. Could it beâ¦â
Just when he was worried that Otto had fallen back into drinking and womanizing.
âIs my fiancé in there?â
Elise questioned Camille.
ââ¦â¦!â
Camilleâs expression stiffened, as if heâd seen a ghost.
âAm I drunk?â
Camille blinked repeatedly, just in case, but nothing changed.
He was absolutely right about the person in front of him.
Elise.
Ottoâs fiancée.
âWhy is she here???â
Camilleâs wondering didnât last long.
âT-This is an emergency!â
Camilleâs heart sank as he realized the gravity of the situation.
If Elise had seen Otto in the harem, mingling with the dancersâ¦â¦.
In Camilleâs imagination.
*Thud*
Ottoâs decapitated head fell off.
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TL/N:
1. Now, letâs delve into the humor behind this joke:
Setting the Scene:
The speaker starts by posing a question about an island.
The islandâs existence is uncertainâit might be there, or it might not.
The listener is intrigued, wondering what the islandâs name could be.
Punchline:
The punchline is delivered with a playful twist.
Instead of revealing an exotic or mysterious island name, the speaker simply says, âProbably, probably.â
The humor lies in the anticlimactic response. The listener expected something profound or intriguing, but they get a repetition of the word âprobably.â
Wordplay and Irony:
The joke plays on the listenerâs anticipation.
By emphasizing uncertainty (âmight exist or might notâ), the setup builds anticipation.
The punchline subverts this anticipation by providing a vague and repetitive answer.
The irony is that the listener expected a definitive island name, but all they get is more uncertainty