Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
âMy⦠biological clock?â
An Ningâs hair was disheveled and her irritable emotions seemed to have disappeared in an instant as if she had pressed the pause button.
âYou really canât hold your liquor well. Your friend downstairs leaked blood all over the bed last night. Do you understand what happened now?â
An Ning gulped. The atmosphere in the room was extremely awkward.
She calculated and realized that she was only two days ahead of schedule.
The error was within the allowed range. Coupled with the fact that she had drunk so much yesterdayâ¦
Quietly, An Ning crawled under the covers again. Upon sight of the irregular bloodstains, she felt so embarrassed that she almost vomitted.
âSister, why are you hiding under the blanket like a quail?â
âI-lâm sorry. I misunderstood you.â
âYouâre mentally unstable. I already told you clearly that C-cups arenât my cup of tea, yet you still thought in that direction. I really donât know what youâre thinking.â
Lin Yi said as he put on his clothes.
âMy taste isnât that bad.â
Even though she knew that Lin Yi was insulting her again, An Ning was too embarrassed to refute him.
What happened today was too embarrassing.
âIâve already realized my mistake. Iâm indeed quite at ease with you. Otherwise, 1 wouldnât have drunk so much.â
âNot just a little, you puked all over me, nearly making me puke too,â Lin Yi said.
âAnd not only did you puke on me, but also all over my phone. The craziest part is that after you puked, my phone short-circuited. 1 wondered all night whether you puked out the alcohol or the hydrochloric acid from your stomach.â
âCan we not talk about this anymore? Iâve already apologized to you,â An Ning said softly.
âAlright, alright, alright. Letâs change the topic. After all, you drank with me. Iâm also responsible for this.â
After putting on his clothes, Lin Yi threw An Ningâs clothes over.
âHurry up and put on your clothes. Itâs already past ten. Iâm starving.â
An Ning quietly took her clothes over. She had done something wrong and didnât dare to be too pretentious in front of Lin Yi.
âUm, can 1 ask you one more favor?â
âWhat is it?â
âThatâ¦â An Ning stammered.
â1 miscalculated the date. My period came two days early. Can you help me buy somethingâ¦â
âUmâ¦â
Such a melodramatic scene actually happened to him?
âDo you think itâs appropriate for a man like me to buy that kind of thing?â
âI know itâs not appropriate, but thereâs nothing I can do. I canât get out of bed in this state.â
âCan you make do with toilet paper?â
âThereâs no way toilet paper will work!â
Lin Yi shook his head and thought for a while.
He felt that using toilet paper was a little ridiculous.
â1 have insoles here. Why donât you give it a try? I feel that theyâre about the same size. Theyâre imported and they wick sweatâ¦â
An Ning,ââ¦â
âDo you think itâs appropriate to use insoles? I really want to give you a kick.â
An Ning was infuriated.
She could tolerate the toilet paper method, but she really couldnât tolerate the insoles.
Later, she had to go to the gynecology department in the afternoon.
But in the end, An Ning endured it.
She had no choice. She was in the wrong.
âHurry up and help me think of a solution. I really canât get out of bed in this state. I feel like Iâll collapse if I move.â
âJust wait. Iâll think of something.â
Left with no choice, Lin Yi went out and found a staff member. He gave him a hundred yuan and asked her to buy it for him. He gave the change to her as a tip.
About half an hour later, An Ning got out of bed after putting on her clothes.
However, when facing Lin Yi, she felt like she had shrunk.
He didnât even have the confidence to speak.
âUm, letâs go eat first. Iâll buy you a phone later.â
âAt least you still have a bit of a conscience.â
âThereâs something else 1 want to ask you.â
âWhat is it?â
âDid you change my clothes yesterday?â
âYouâre overthinking it. Iâm not interested in doing this.â
An Ning heaved a sigh of relief.
She felt that someone like Lin Yi, who had seen countless women, wouldnât lie about such things.
âI wonât talk about the bra. Itâs standard and not creative at all. But youâre almost 30 years old, yet youâre still wearing yellow duck underwear. Youâre really something.â
Huh?
An Ning looked embarrassed.
âI thought you said you didnât take off my clothes!â
âThe staff took it off. 1 just watched.â
An Ning,ââ¦â
An Ning covered her face, feeling as if she had lost all her dignity last night.
âLetâs go eat. Letâs forget about this. Donât mention it again.â
âDonât worry, I definitely wonât mention it.â Lin Yi said.
âI canât believe I spent all night with a woman with a C-cup. If my friends from Zhonghai knew about this, they would laugh at me.â
âYes, yes, yes. Iâm not worthy. Hurry up and eat!â
An Ning pulled Lin Yi out of the hotel quickly.
However, when she was paying the bill, she received a critical hit. Because there was blood on the bedsheets, she had to pay extra.
Although it was sunny outside, An Ning wanted to find a hole to hide in when she thought about the way the staff looked at her when she paid the bill.
Outside the hotel, the two of them found a breakfast shop and ate some buns for breakfast.
Then, An Ning brought Lin Yi to a mobile phone store and bought a new mobile phone. Only then did this matter conclusively draw to a close.
âIâm heading back to the lab now, so you donât need to call Director Chen and arrange for anyone to receive me. Iâm not some important figure; thereâs no need to make it so formal. Go about your business,â Lin Yi said.
âDidnât I tell you just now? Donât mention this anymore. Why are you still talking about it?â An Ning complained.
âWhat did 1 mention? You said it yourself. If youâre not going back to the institute, youâll have to find someone else to take care of us,â Lin Yi replied.
âI only did that becauseâ¦â
An Ning wanted to say something but stopped herself.
âI know what you mean.â
Lin Yi shook his head helplessly. âHow pitiful. Youâre almost 30 years old, but you havenât enjoyed sex. I feel sorry for you.â
âIâm not that vulgar. Tsk,â An Ning said as she drove.
âAnd donât look down on me. You make it sound like Iâve never seen the world.â
âAs an adult, if you havenât experienced such a thing, you naturally wonât be able to experience such joy. Itâs not wrong to say that you havenât seen the world.â
âDonât tell me you know a lot about this?â
âOf course.â
âBut this happiness of yours is just your subjective opinion. It can only represent yourself or that of men. It has nothing to do with us women.â
âThis kind of thing is done by two people working in unison. How can it not be related?â
At the traffic light ahead, An Ning stopped the car and looked at Lin Yi seriously.
âThen Iâd like to ask, as the top, how would you know the joy of being the bottom?â
Lin Yi was speechless.
F*ck!
What kind of words were those?!
The Northeastern girl was mighty!
Full marks for logic!