Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
All kinds of people from all over the world could be seen here when one walked into Microsoftâs headquarters.
There were even more people from Huaxia.
Lin Yi looked around before walking toward the front desk.
âHello, are you applying for a job?â
Seeing that Lin Yi was here for a job, a white girl stood up and handed him a form.
âPlease fill out the form and go back to wait for our notice.â
Lin Yi didnât think that heâd be just in time for Microsoftâs recruitment season. It was much more convenient that way.
Lin Yi took the form and filled it out briefly before handing it back to the white girl.
The white girl glanced at it. She didnât pay much attention at first, but when she saw the job application and salary, she lost her composure.
âYou want to apply for the position of executive vice president?! You want a salary of 3.5 million US dollars?â
âThatâs right,â Lin Yi said.
âI know you think itâs unbelievable, but I hope that you can hand this report to your president. I think heâll be interested.â
The white girl obviously didnât believe him. Although she was a receptionist, she had still been qualified enough to work at Microsoft.
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âIâm sorry, I wonât hand in materials like this because there are a lot of swindlers like you who come here every day.â
âI know you donât believe me, but I have the ability to improve the chipâs original computational architecture and improve the operating systemâs smoothness and stability. Isnât that worth 3.5 million a year?â
âSir, I think youâre lying. God wonât forgive you if you continue like this. I have a lot of Huaxian colleagues who are very humble and hardworking. I hope you wonât ruin my good impression of the Huaxians.â
âIf you donât believe me, I donât mind showing you.â
Lin Yi had thought of this before he came.
If he wanted to enter the company in the shortest amount of time and get in touch with Shen Tianzhuo, he had to show some real skills.
âIâm sorry, I donât have time to waste on you.â
What the f*ck?!
Was there such a big difference between the aesthetic standards of foreigners and Huaxians?
âThere is no way to use my looks anymore!â
He was losing his mind!
âKelly, what are you guys arguing about?â
Just as Lin Yi was about to launch another attack, he heard someone speak behind him.
He turned around and saw two people standing behind him. Coincidentally, both of them were Huaxian.
The person who spoke was a Huaxian woman. She was wearing a white suit and black high heels. She had a badge around her neck and was very serious.
Her English name was Jessica, and she was the vice presidentâs secretary.
The other personâs English name was Carson, an intermediate engineer in the technical department.
âHeâs here for the job, but heâs applying for the position of executive vice president. I was just about to chase him away.â
âApplying for the position of executive vice president?â Jessica was stunned for a while.
He didnât look like he was messing around. Huaxian people still had a kind of self-respect and rationality.
Even so, it didnât make sense for him to be so handsome.
Jessica took Lin Yiâs information and glanced at it.
âMr. Lin, given your age, I have doubts about your ability. I hope you will have some self-respect.â
âWhatâs wrong? Canât I be awesome despite my young age?â Lin Yi started speaking in Huaxian.
âWhen I was young, I peed on the electric cooker that was on fire. My mom said that I would definitely grow up and do great things back then.â
Jessica, ââ¦â
Your mom was lying to you!
âAnyway, I have my own way of judging candidates, and I think youâre joking with me.â Jessica also started speaking Huaxian.
âWhatâs your way of judging?â
Jessica glanced at Lin Yi, then pointed at the IT elites in the building in a hurry. âHow can you compare to them?â
Lin Yi, â???â
âHow? Apart from not wearing a suit and not having a computer, Iâm not lacking in any way.â
âYouâre much worseâ Jessica said:
âThere are ten people there, but none of them have a full head of hair like you do. How dare you still claim that your skills are good!â
Ughâ¦
It was a f*cking irrefutable reason.
âThereâs something you might not know. This is a wig. When I was three years old, I went bald because of my computer skills, so I do possess impressive abilities.â
âJessica, stop talking nonsense with him. Just chase him away,â Carson said from the side.
âI think we can give him a chance.â Jessica smiled. âThis person is a bit special.â
âWhatâs special about him? Why canât i tell?â
âHeâs very handsome.â
Carson, ââ¦â
Lin Yi held Jessicaâs hand. âNo wonder you became the CEOâs secretary. Your abilities are pretty good, unlike your colleague whoâs gone blind at such a young age.â
âWhat are you saying?!â
âAlright, stop talking.â
Carson was about to lose his temper when Jessica stopped him. She turned to Lin Yi and asked, âCan you let go of my hand now?â
âUh⦠Sorry, itâs an occupational disease.â
Jessica was starting to regret what she said earlier.
What kind of IT engineer would touch someone elseâs hand?!
Did my hand look like a keyboard or a mouse?
âDue to your special circumstances, I need to give you a simple assessment,â Jessica said.
âOnly after you pass the assessment will I help you hand in the entry materials.â
âOf course, no problem,â Lin Yi said. âWhere is the assessment?â
âOur work structure is relatively simple. There arenât that many rules. Just find a random place to sit down,â Jessica said. âHow about the sofa over there?â
âThe sofa is fine too. Iâm more familiar with that place.â
Jessica, â???â
That sounded weird.
Seeing Jessica and Carson sitting down on the sofa with Lin Yi, and even pulling out their computers, many people looked at them curiously.
âHey, Carson, is he your friend? What is he doing? Is he writing code here?â
The person who spoke was a Caucasian young man. He was about 30 years old, but he was bald.
Carson smiled. âThis guy is here to apply for the position of executive vice president. He even said that he has the ability to improve the computational architecture of the chip to improve the smoothness and stability of the operating system. Donât you think heâs amazing?â
âHaha, my God, the youngest vice president of our company is already over 40 years old. With his age, he might not even be comparable to a junior engineer.â
âI donât know about that, but he said it himself, so Iâm here to watch the show.â
âWhat the two of you are doing is wrong,â a black man said.
âDonât tell me that because he is Huaxian, we should make an exception and give him a chance? People like him should be immediately chased away.â
âWe also wanted to chase him away, but he shamelessly stayed on. Thereâs nothing I can do.â Carson shrugged and said.
âDoes he think that just because he has some skills, he is very powerful?â The black guy said exaggeratedly.
âOh my God, has there been a mistake? This is Microsoft. Even PhD students from famous universities canât make it here.â
âI donât know. If he wants to try, then give him a chance. Let him understand how small he is, and then he will leave,â Carson said.
âSigh, Iâve lost my good impression of this braggart.â
Jessica frowned when she saw more and more people gathering around.
âLetâs start. Donât waste time.â
Lin Yi opened the computer that Jessica borrowed and said casually,
âI think itâs better for you to call someone better. Iâm afraid that they wonât be able to understand the code I write.â