âYou want me to lie on my back like this?â Sungryong said with a tense look, which was unusual for him.
Kanghyok, Dolsok, Yoni and Yoju were in his room.
âNo, push up your hips a bit upward.â
âLike this?â
âYes.â
âDo I really have to push up my hips like this?â
To put Sungryongâs position in one word, âshamefulâ was the most appropriate expression.
Little did Sungryong expect that he would have to take this kind of humiliating hip position as a nobleman.
âYes, you should.â
âOh my god....â
Sungryong was letting out a deep sigh of remorse.
âAre you sure you can cure my hemorrhoids completely if I follow your direction?â
âYes, sir. It wonât recur if you do as instructed.â
âThatâs nice to hear!â
Though his whole body was tied up for the operation, Sungryong was still nodding with joy, which suggested that he had been going through extreme pain up to now.
Kanghyok heard from Soonsin that Sungryong could not carry out the kingâs order due to his pain. King Sonjo told him to go on an inspection tour of provinces, but he had to be sick in bed.
âNow, let me take off your pants...â
âGee...â
Thinking he had to remove his pants, Sungryong felt he had better go to sleep while Kanghyok was doing the surgery.
âCan I take that medicine you mentioned earlier?â
âSureâ
Kanghyok gave him the herbal decoction with the right dosage.
In fact, he tested it several times.
For the past several days the five members of the bandit had to fall asleep and wake up several times during the day.
Thanks to this intensive testing, Kanghyok could find out the right dosage that was very safe and effective.
Watching Sungryong taking the medicine, Kanghyok nodded, thinking âThey deserve the credit.â
âAs the saying goes, bitter medicine is good for oneâs body, but this medicine doesnât taste nasty,â said Sungryong.
âIâm glad to hear that it didnât taste bad.â
âNow, what should I do?â
âYou will soon fall asleep if you stay still.â
âReally? Iâm still sober...â
When Kanghyok counted up to seven, he immediately fell to sleep.
The anaesthetic effect of the medicine that Sungryong took was powerful enough to make patients anesthetized in a modern hospital.
âThat doesnât disturb his breathing at all.â
Of course, Sungryong was not completely insensitive to pain, but Kanghyok could deal with it by applying a local anesthesia.
âNow, remove his pants.â
âYes, master.â
But Dolsok was still cautious because a commoner like him had to take off a noblemanâs pants.
âHey, do it quickly!â
âWhat? I want to do it politely...â
âTreating, not manners, does matter!â
âGot it, master.â
When Dolsok took off his pants, Sungryonâs anus was a mess.
âOh my god... how could he put up with it so far?â
His hemorrhoids couldnât be worse.
His condition left Dolsok and Yoni slack-jawed with surprise, who didnât know anything about it.
âAre these his hips?â
âYes. This bulging thing is called a hemorrhoid.â
âHemorrhoid?â
âYes, it is supposed to be inside his anus, but it has been pushed out like that.â
Kanghyok was grateful for the fact that he didnât let Yoni out because he needed at least two assistants to help him with this type of surgery.
âYou should stay alert during the surgery. This is pretty difficult.â
âYes, master.â
Kanghyok seemed to experience the most tense moment since he was thrust into Joseon.
âLet me give him an injection of local anesthesia first...â
He had to do the surgery in a way that could minimize his bleeding as there was no way of getting blood transfusion. Worse, Sungryong was suffering from anemia.
âGive me the syringe.â
Yes, master.â
Kanghyok began to give him an injection several times.
In Dolsokâs eyes he did it dozens of times in a clear contrast with the mayor of Ansung who had the same disease.
âMaster?â
âWhy?â
âIt looks like youâre taking special care of this nobleman.â
âWell, I always pay special attention to patients.â
âDid you forget the mayor of Ansung?â
âOh, that nobleman? Hahaha.â
Kanghyok laughed awkwardly at Dolsokâs unexpected reminder.
âYou have made special medicine for this man, along with many shots...â
âHe deserves such a special care. Just wipe off the blood.â
âYes, sir.â
How could Dolsok understand Kanghyok at this moment?
Kanghyok was now treating one of the most famous premiers in Joseon.
He wanted to use all available methods to cure Sungryongâs hemorrhoids.
If he could have his way, Kanghyok wanted to replace Sungryongâs with the healthy anus of someone else.
âYoni, apply disinfectant there once more.â
âYes.â
Yoni skillfully cleaned his dirty anus.
âI feel strange as I apply it on his anus.â
âDonât talk like that. Heâs a big shot.â
âI see...â
Dolsok and Yoni learned the skill up to that point through intensive practice.
And the subject of their practice was Dorikke, who had to be a guinea pig for Kanghyokâs hemorrhoids surgery.
âYou guysâ practice are paying off. Hahaha,â said Kanghyok, praising them.
âThanks, master,â said Yoni, appreciating his praise.
In fact, she felt miserable when she took part in the practice.
She had to open Dorikkeâs anus with an iron stick, which was so weird to her.
As she became skillful enough, however, she realized she needed to practice for real.
âGood. Hold it steady like that.â
âYes, master.â
Kanghyok looked inside Sungryongâs anus which was opened about 3cm wide.
There were clusters of big hemorrhoids inside.
âNow I have to cut and remove them first.â
Hemorrhoids were a disease long enough to compare with human history. Naturally, various therapies have been constantly developed.
But Kanghyok had no proper tools in his bag.
He had to be content with a scalpel and suture device.
Right before he put the tweezes before Sungryongâs anus, Kanghyok let out a sigh.
Fortunately the medicine that he had was effective.
âNow, let me start. It will bleed a lot, so donât be embarrassed. Just do it as you have practiced.â
âGot it, master.â
âLet me incize it now. Do you that order, right?â
âOf course.â
Actually, Yoni and Dolsok did the same thing to Dorikke and his members when they were practicing. There were very few in Joseon who didnât have hemorrhoids in Joseon at that time. Thanks to their repeated practice, Kanghyok formed a good teamwork with Dolsok and Yoni.
Kanghyok cut open the swollen hemorrhoids swollen.
Dark red blood gushed out ,along with the blood crust inside.
âGood job. Now, take off your tweezers.â
âYes, master.â
As the blood was pooled inside hemorrhoids, it was not difficult to stop bleeding.
Once the bleeding was stopped, Kanghyok quickly began to stitch.
âI see remnant blood clots inside.â
So, he removed them with the suture tool.
âOkay, Iâm done here.â
Kanghyok then cut open the adjacent hemorrhoids.
âDolsok?â
âYes, master.â
This time Dolsok stopped the bleeding while Yoni made sure Kanghyok could see inside clearly.
âWhew! I think I could not have done this without your help!â
âIâm glad we were helpful, master.â
Dolsok made a bright smile right before Sungryonâs anus, as if he was moved by Kanghyokâs compliment.
âWeâre not done yet, so stay alert.â
âYes, sir.â
âYoju, is he breathing well?â
âYes, he is sleeping very well.â
âGood. If he starts moving his body, let me know immediately.â
Yoni was opening up the anus while Kanghyok was at it.
If Sungryong woke up in the middle of Kanghyokâs operation, he would be in big, big trouble.
âLet me hurry up.â
Kanghyokâs surgery picked up speed, which made Yoni and Dolsok busy as well.
The ugly cluster of hemorrhoids began to decrease.
Of course, the condition of Sungryongâs anus was much better than before, with only a couple of external hemorrhoids visible.
âGreat. Weâre almost done now.â
âWow, I did it, master!â said Dolsok with an emotional expression on his face.
Yoni was as much excited as him.
âItâs like a dream, that we have done it.â
âYea, now it looks like a human anus.â
Though their conservation about Sungryongâs condition was pretty blasphemous, given his high status in the government, Kanghyok didnât go to the trouble of blaming them.
As someone who participated in the successful surgery, they had the right to comment on their own.
âBy the way, how can we wake him up?â
At Dolsokâs asking Yoni began to roll up her sleeves as if she was ready to hit him.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Waving his hand urgently, Kanghyok stopped her.
âNo, no. Just let him wake up naturally.â
âLet him wake up with his pants off?â
âOops... Just cover him with something.â
âYes, master.â