â⦠Hh-!?â
My eyes fling open as I jump awake.
âT-the boss is!!â
âGood morning, Momokawa-kunâ
Instead of the heinous red Orthrus, the one sitting in front of me with a smile was the bright and cheerful Futaba-san. The enemy seemed to be gone, and missing too.
âEh, Ah⦠Morningâ
This place doesnât look like the boss room so much. More like, isnât this just a plain old fairy square?
As soon as I realized that, I decided to ask Futaba-san what happened.
âBy the time I got out of that wall of fire, Hirano-kun and Nishiyama-san, they were both, the boss had⦠But it looked weakened, so I could kill it aloneâ
So it comes back to her Berserker strength I see. If I were to end up being the last one standing, itâd be game over right there.
Anyway, the fact is that Futaba-san skillfully overcame the boss, and taking me, who was half-dead from friendly fire, she got out from the boss room, and safely arrived to the next dungeon area that starts off with this fairy square.
Really, Iâve been relying on her from start to finish.
âSo thatâs what happened⦠Sorry Futaba-sanâ
âWhy are you apologizing, Momokawa-kun?â
âCause I was really, really useless back there⦠No, itâs worse than that. Because of me, our plan turned into a mess, and I even got myself done in my the bossâ
If I had chosen not to retreat, but boldly face the battle, if only I did that, maybe Hirano-kun and Nishiyama-san, maybe at least one of them would still be here now.
âMomokawa-kun, you didnât do anything wrong at all! Itâs because, those two, they onlyââ
âNo look, Iâm the one who tried to run away off the bat, thatâs just fact. Them losing trust in me right then and there was inevitable.â
âBut, Nishiyama-san, she shot you! I, I get it you know. Her and the boss riddled with cuts, that was obviously from your Pain Returnâ
Exactly. In a state of being bitten down and stuck still by the boss, Nishiyama-sanâs Aer Blast went straight for the critical hit. Like trying to solve a hostage situation by killing both felon and hostage.
âThatâs my, just deserts, rightâ¦â
Honestly, from Hirano-kun egging her on, to Nishiyama-san herself actually having shot me, I canât really let those pass with a little grumbling. Like, what the eff, the hellâs wrong with you, go to hell.
But, I just canât come out and say it. Itâs not about spitting on their graves or anything, but like, itâs cause Iâm the one who got everyone out of sync in the first place⦠so it really was, me getting what was coming. I shouldnât have panicked, and done better.
âItâs not your fault! Momokawa-kun, you have not one bit of blame in this!!â
âThanks, just you saying that⦠No, just you not abandoning me, and even saving me from there, Futaba-san, thatâs more that enoughâ
This useless Shaman, he was one foot in the grave already, it wouldâve been fine to leave him behind as another stain in the boss room. And that important health potion, he even got that used up on him too. Unbelievable, such a waste.[1]
Healing me from that miserable state, and so perfectly at that⦠That potion is so much of a cheat item, my ointments seem like a joke. You should obviously hold on to something like that to use on a fighter like Futaba-san.
âIâd never, ever betray you. I wonât run anymore either. I swore, that Iâd protect Momokawa-kun!â
Thanks. Really, my sincerest thanks, Futaba-san. With your trust in me, Iâm so happy I could cry. If our genders were switched, Iâd be head over heels harder than a cliche RomCom heroine.
âYeah, me too, I wonât let you downâ
Iâll make next time work. Hirano-kun and Nishiyama-san, they couldâve been real allies with us.
Trust. Thatâs right, trust is important. I still have a will to try and trust someone else.
Betrayed all too easily by Masaru, someone whoâs supposedly my friend. Then because of those last two people, I was left half dead. But then thereâs Futaba-san, sheâs someone who saved me. So itâs still too early, too early to give up on trusting others.
No, us human beings, in the first place, we arenât supposed to live in extremes. Itâs when we can guarantee our individual safety, procure adequate food and clothing, itâs only then that we can begin to reason, we can become social creatures abiding by the rules of society.
That being the case, going around fighting monsters in life or death scenarios every single day is just plain wrong. Gathering allies, building our forces⦠It doesnât have to be perfect, but in an environment where we can actually relax, thatâs when we can be our best. Plus, weâre still mentally immature kids, just highschoolers. So this applies to us all the more.
âMomokawa-kun⦠Ah, thatâs right, I brought back their things, letâs see if thereâs anything we can useâ
âYeah, yup, letâsâ
She even managed to get those, I thought in admiration while we started sorting through the items of the two departed.
The thought of those two becoming sacrifices for our survival doesnât well up the slightest hint of crying or grieving in me. Maybe, Iâm already too far off the deep end from this whole dungeon lifestyle thing weâve been doing. Just look, right now, Iâm calmly looking through a couple of dead classmatesâ bags, objectively searching for useful things we can pilfer.
â⦠Momokawa-kun youâre, crying?â
âEh⦠Ahh, yeah, crying, kinda, maybeâ
Whatâs this âkinda maybeâ BS. Arenât youâre eyes creating these nice little waterfalls right now?
Ahh, Iâm glad. Not yet, I havenât lost all my humanity yet.
Sorry, sorry Hirano-kun, Nishiyama-san. I still canât like you guys for what you did, but itâs not like I think itâs good that you died. Iâm sure we couldâve, shouldâve gotten along better⦠sorry, Iâm so sorry.
I quietly cried, as my body trembled under the weight of their sacrifice.
I had made a re-apprehension of my conscience, but that aside, we really needed to sort out our things.
First, and this is a real treasure this, we have to consider how to use Hirano-kunâs good quality sword.
âHere, itâs for you, Momokawa-kun!â
âNo see here, it obviously gotta be your sub-weaponâ
She offered me the sword like she was handing over Valentineâs chocolate with romantic intentions attached, but I deny it outright.[2]
âEh⦠B-but, Iâd feel bad getting something this goodâ
âFutaba-san, youâre fighting in the frontlines where itâs most dangerous, so weâll have to equip you with the best of the best. And I donât think that Goma battle axe has much of a life-expectancy.â
âBut you too, for the just in case, I strongly think you need better weapons too Momokawa-kunâ
âIâm not saying I disagree⦠but unfortunately, my thin arms canât really swing around a sword that size, you seeâ
Itâs the case of the weapon being too high level to equip. I canât even imagine myself elegantly cutting down an attacking monster with this sword.
âSince I canât make any use of it, youâre the only one I can count on for thisâ
âS-so youâre saying⦠I got it. I, Iâll make sure and kill all the enemies. I wonât let a single one get close to you, Momokawa-kun!â
What fervor. Iâm guessing itâs because of her Berserker nature, even a girl like Futaba-san gets excited from attaining a good weapon.
That being settled, the best piece of loot smoothly went where it belonged, and now we only needed to distribute the rest of the stuff. But then, those two didnât have that many high value items in the first place.
Even that miraculous health potion that saved me from the verge of death, Nishiyama-san only had one of those. Coming second best, thereâs only a few of those clovers. We already have ointment A, so those arenât especially important to us either.
That and thereâs Nishiyama-sanâs wand of wind magic. We tried it out even though we knew, but as expected, neither I nor Futaba-san could use it. I had the slightest hope of just maybe, but no matter how I prayed, I couldnât get a breeze out. You should just get rid of useless goods. But the inner miser in me simply wouldnât allow us to leave a genuine magic wand to gather dustâ¦
âNow, do it, Futaba-san!â
âEei!!â
Swinging her axe with magnificence the likes of the legendary Kintarou, she severs the wand. She cuts off only the green orb part that seems to be screaming, Look at me, Iâm a real powerhouse here! Futaba-sanâs strike is powerful yet precise, cleanly splitting the orb from the rest of the wand, and so we easily obtained that beautiful green centerpiece.[3]
Iâll just hoped itâll comes handy at some point, and stuffed it deep in my bag.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âI donât know if theyâll be useful, but I took these fangs from the bossâ
Thanks to Futaba-san acting like a vet player in those games where you go around collecting monster parts, we have obtained Orthrus Fangs x 2. These are our item drops. Not really.
These fangs felt too small to be knives in my hands, but theyâre still thicker and longer than my thumb. An impressive pair of teeth youâd think belongs to a dinosaur.
âYou know, if you hit these on something hard, sparks come out. Itâs just like flintâ
âWoah, it really does, this is great!â
When I tried knocking one on the edge of the fountain, quite a bit of sparks flew out. This amount is way too much to be caused by mere friction.
Since the Orthrus could blow out fire, maybe the fangs have magical properties too. Or maybe it uses flammable gases with wind magic, with the fangs are there for igniting the whole thing.
âSo, are they useful?â
âWe canât make it into a flamethrower, but as a fire-starter, itâs perfect. We do have the lighter, but the fluid wonât last forever rightâ
The lighter weâve been using was obtained from Takashima-kun from the baseball club whoâs secretly happened to be a smoker. Itâs thanks to this that we got to enjoy some delicious snake meat.
And since we conveniently happen to have two of these fangs, me and Futaba-san will carry one each.
âOh youâre right, fufu, Iâm glad thenâ
âSo remember that we know monsterâs can have naturally useful materials other than cores inside them. Letâs try and collect those too from now onâ
Sure, she noded with a smile and delight. Futaba-san sure is a great person to work with. Not a hint of finding my proposed dirty-work, of literally salvaging through blood and entrails, a pain in the ass or something.
But I shouldnât just these leave things to others. Iâll start learning and try help out a bit. Next time we see a monster fitting the criteria, letâs get her to teach me.
âAh, Momokawa-kun, thereâs this tooâ
Finally, Futaba-san rummages a bit through her pocket and offers me the item she retrieves. So this second present from her, what ever shall it bâ
âAh! Thatâs, Hirano-kunâs G-Shock!?â
Black strap with a silver body, itâs a wristwatch with an analog display. I recognized that familiar design instantly.
âYou looked like you wanted one, a watchâ
âAh, yeah, since itâs so convenient and allâ¦â
Donât tell me, was I really that obvious? I never thought I was a person with too many material desires though⦠gotta stop that habit.
âSo I can really have this?â
âOf course!â
Futaba-san seems to declare, but Iâm kinda worried what Hirano-kun would say. I could just end it with, dead men donât talk⦠but really, Iâm not so much a romanticist as to ignore useful items for sentimental reasons.
It wasnât even a full day with them. We spent a truly short time together but still, as a comrade, Iâll make full use of these remnants they left behind in the dungeon hereafter.
âThanksâ
And with that, weâre all set. Weâll rest in this fairy square a bit longer, then, once again, dive into the unknowns of the dungeon.
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[1] If you get it, then fine. This paragraph is just him being pessimistic in the 3rd person(?)
[2] Honmei as opposed to Giri/Friendship. This wasnât necessary right? Everyone and their dog has seen a Valentineâs episodeâ¦
[3] This Kintarou.