adrianrobster: people are bullying me adrianrobster: in a freaking group chat noahless: wtf why ur so cool adrianrobster: ikr adrianrobster: btw u aren't supposed to use that language noahless: who's the dad here? :)
adrianrobster: for jesus christ noahless: anyways noahless: do u want me to break someones leg adrianrobster: nuu don't get aggressiv adrianrobster: they're not exactly bullying they're just saying u and papa are stupid lol noahless: excuse me wtf noahless: why are we stupid adrianrobster: i think they're just jealous bc i have beautiful parents and their parents are like 40 noahless: lmao noahless: they see me rollin adrianrobster: dO not noahless: ..they hatin adrianrobster: oh god why aren't u 40 it would hurt less noahless: stfu u love it adrianrobster: by the wAy this girl in my school keeps asking me for ur nudes bc she thinks ur 11/10 noahless: whats her name adrianrobster: jenna (unclestiles u happy m8?)
noahless: she's into married men wtf kids these days adrianrobster: everyone is into married men wyd??
noahless: ok tru but still shE IS SO SMOL I CANT SEND HER NUDES adrianrobster: so if she was older u would send her nudes?
adrianrobster: i'm telling papa that noahless: WHAT OBVIOUSLY NOT noahless: I WAS JUST SAYING adrianrobster: it's okay your secret is safe w me noahless: i stg adrian if u do anything to mess things up adrianrobster: trust mE im ur son noahless: u told papa that i ate ur cereal i can't really trust u adrianrobster: oK THAT WAS PERSONAL noahless: hOw WAS THAT PERSONAL adrianrobster: u knew that was my favourite cereal u ate it bc u wanted to wind me up noahless: that noahless: is not true noahless: i was just hungry adrianrobster: i see right through u don't even try to lie noahless: ok u got me but it waS ALL FUN AND GAMES YA KNO adrianrobster: don't mess w my cereal noahless: ur literally my son u've inherited the ultimate love for cereal adrianrobster: i'll take that as a compliment noahless: it is one adrianrobster: thank noahless: are they still bullying u adrianrobster: idc noahless: good noahless: u tell me if it gets out of hand ok i'll kick them in the face adrianrobster: nice defence noahless: i know adrianrobster: ily dad noahless: ily too son do u want icecream when i come back adrianrobster: cookies too and pls come home earlier today bc i need help in packing for camp noahless: but its only saturday we have tomorrow adrianrobster: idc i wanna pack today noahless: oki doki adrianrobster: ok bye dad see u at home noahless: kk adrianrobster: dAd