Senya-san placed the whole Iron Golem inside her item bag.
Watching their fight had made me realize that I really wanted a mithril weapon.
I didnât know if I would be able to use it well, but I still wanted it for situations when I couldnât use magic or the monstrous strength of my Bear Suit.
The golem would stop if I just destroyed the magic stone in its chest, but that would also render it unusable, so nobody would buy it. Well, I didnât really care about the magic stone, so destroying it was fine with me.
If I had mithril, I could just pierce the stone and be done with it, or if I had some sort of vibration attack, I might be able to destroy only the magic stone within and leave the body intact. I had seen a lot of such attacks in manga, where they had done no harm to the exterior but had destroyed what was inside. Such unrealistic things could only be found in fantasy worlds.
Hmm, maybe I shouldnât be saying this while being in one myself...
Anyway, I might be able to make vibrations with magic and send them inside the golemâs body.
Well, I didnât think that it was possible right now, so I decided to put it on hold.
After the Iron Golemâs body was safely in Senya-sanâs item bag, we decided to take a short break to check on how everyone was doing, since we would encounter more Iron Golems from now on.
ãSo, Jade, how deep are we going today?ã
Toya-san asked while refreshing himself with a drink.
ãLike we usually do, we will go as far as we can without doing the impossible. Maybe those five Iron Golems wonât be around this time.ã
Sadly, I knew that those five were present because of my detection magic.
I had noticed five more reactions, though. It was five people, most likely Idiot Rangers and they were near our tunnel. If we continued down this tunnel, would we cross paths?
The map was still dark, so I didnât really know where exactly would we meet.
Still, Idiot Rangers were closer to the five Iron Golems than we were, so if we both kept our paces, they would get to the golems before us.
Well, that meant if all went well, the world might get to see its lucky day.
Just as I decided to not let the others know about this, Jade-san spoke to me.
ãSo, Yuna, after seeing us fight, do you think you could defeat an Iron Golem on your own?ã
ãHmm, it might be complicated.ã
ãComplicated?ã
ãAs Mel-san said, magic isnât usable inside caves, so that makes it hard. Also, if I use brute force here and miss, the mine might collapse as a result. I could defeat it if we were fighting out in the open, I think.ã
ãI see.ã
Jade-san seemed a bit disappointed.
Well, if they really wanted to get past those five Iron Golems, I could drop the golems in a pit, but we wouldnât obtain their materials that way.
ãIf only I had a mithril sword...ã
Toya-san joked around.
ãYou should stop with this joke. Itâs not funny.ã
ãYeah, itâs lame, Toya.ã
ãIâm not saying it as a joke!ã
ãToya, you can say that only after you polish your skills a bit more, okay?ã
ãTch!ã
His final reaction made them all laugh.
We finished our break and continued moving forward. It didnât take long for us to arrive at the passage where I had detected Idiot Rangers before.
So, this was where the tunnels linked together. Would it be okay if I went back taking their path? I would be able to complete the map that way.
Any time an Iron Golem appeared, Toya-san and I would block it, while Mel-san covered us with magic.
Senya-san and Jade-san would then use the opening we made to hack it down.
Using this tactic, we had defeated three more Iron Golems.
ãJust a bit farther.ã
We were about to arrive at the place where the five Iron Golems were, but Idiot Rangers, who were still ahead of us, should have already encountered them.
I decided to check on them with detection magic.
Huh?
The signal of the five Iron Golems had disappeared.
The last time I had checked, they had still been there, but now they were gone.
Did Idiot Rangers defeat them? I couldnât detect them either, though.
Were they not on our floor?
Wait, the five Iron Golems might have also went farther down. I finally understood why I couldnât have detected Idiot Rangers or the first golem before.
Jade-san slowly crept forward and looked at the crevice where the five golems were supposed to be.
ãThey arenât here.ã
ãYeah.ã
ãThere are traces of a fight, though.ã
There were indeed traces of magic and something rampaging about all over the place.
When we were sure that the Iron Golems werenât here anymore, we entered the wide crevice.
ãBabordâs party maybe?ã
Babord?
Ah! It was Idiot Redâs name.
He would always be Idiot Red to me, though.
ãI canât think of any other reason for this.ã
ãSo, they managed to defeat those five Iron Golems, huh.ã
ãTheir personalities are the worst, but they do have skill.ã
So, it seemed that Idiot Rangers had defeated the five Iron Golems.
The lucky day hadnât come, huh.
Ugh, how disappointing.
ãJade, what will we do?ã
Mel-san asked while keeping her eye on surroundings.
ãBabord opened a path for us, so we should keep going. Getting even a little bit more information would be great, after all.ã
ãWe just have to make sure Babord doesnât find out.ã
Senya-san agreed with Jade-san.
ãI donât like troublesome things, but as adventurers, our only choice is to keep going.ã
ãIf they complain about it, weâll just have to go back, right?ã
What? There wasnât a single mention of them fighting together.
Well, I also didnât want to fight together with Idiot Rangers.
We continued on our way, and as I had expected, we descended a slope.
The map changed, and Idiot Rangers appeared again. There was another signal next to them; signal of a Mithril Golem.
We already had difficulties dealing with Iron Golems, so wasnât it impossible to take down a Mithril Golem?
When we reached the end of the slope, we began to hear sounds of a fight.
ãFuck, itâs so hard!ã
ãMagic isnât working!ã
ãEngai, do something!ã
ãThatâs impossible!ã
Idiot Rangers were fighting in a large tunnel.
Idiot Red was hacking at the Mithril Golem with his sword, but it was bouncing off.
Idiot Blue was stabbing it with his spear, but it was bouncing off.
Idiot Green was attacking it with a giant hammer, but it was bouncing off.
Idiot Black was launching earth magic at it, but it was bouncing off.
Idiot White was using wind magic, but it was also bouncing off.
Hmm... Yeah, it was completely impossible.
Even though the crevice was quite large, fighting underground was still disadvantageous.
How could a Mithril Golem, with its absolute defense, even be defeated?
It wasnât like Idiot Rangerâs level was low; compared to Deborane, who was rank D, they seemed to have great movements and cooperated well as a party, but they still couldnât damage it.
Even though they knew that, Idiot Rangers continued to fight it, and after a while, Idiot Red finally noticed us.
ãWhat did you guys came here for!?ã
ãWe just came to watch. We also thought that if you were done in, we would defeat it in your place, you see.ã
ãDonât joke with me! There is no way that my great self would be done in! You bastards wonât get a turn. Just go back and sleep! If you stay here to watch the fight for any longer, I will have you pay the watcherâs fee!ã
He said while pointing his sword at us.
ãNot to mention that you came here with your pet!ã
The pet he was talking about was me, right?
Should I summon Swaying Bear and attack him from behind?
Swaying Bear could be more terrifying than a real bear, you know?
ãOkay, we will go back. If you die, I will tell the guild about this, so donât worry.ã
ãWe wonât die!ã
Idiot Red turned back around and rushed at the Mithril Golem.
Personally, I would have liked to watch the fight for a bit longer, but it seemed like Idiot Red would be a pain if we did so, so we decided to leave.
A Mithril Golem, huh?
I wanted its materials. Was it the only one, though?
I believed it was impossible for them to defeat it, but it would still be bad if Idiot Rangers got the kill.
I would be able to make a dozen swords if I managed to claim the whole golem.
ãThey canât defeat it.ã
ãYep, impossible.ã
ãWhat was it, though?ã
ãWell, itâs clearly harder than an Iron Golem.ã
ãI donât want to acknowledge that there is something harder than an Iron Golem.ã
ãEven Babordâs mithril sword didnât seem to cut it.ã
ãIs it possible that he isnât skilled enough?ã
ãHis personality is the worst, but he is skilled enough to wield a mithril sword.ã
ãBabord couldnât cut it even though he is strong.ã
ãWouldnât it have been better if we helped him then?ã
ãHe wouldnât accept our help, and he doesnât want to be saved.ã
ãExactly. If he had asked for help, we would have helped him, but since he didnât ask, we didnât help. Itâs the unspoken adventurersâ rule.ã
ãYeah, splitting materials and request fees becomes really troublesome when helping someone, after all. Thatâs not the case when you save someone, whose life is in danger, of course.ã
ãIf you saved Babord, he would only complain about it after.ã
I didnât completely understand what they were talking about, but still somewhat got what they meant.
Most adventurers werenât heroes, and they wouldnât save someone for free. For instance, they hadnât accepted this request because people were troubled for not being able to mine anymore, but because it was a paying job. It was normal to do things for money rather than for free.
That was why they didnât want to help Idiot Rangers, who hadnât asked for help either.
They might have had a chance to defeat it if they had worked together, but they had thrown that opportunity away.
The same thing had happened in the game as well. The less people in the party, the more loot for each member.
So, if they said that there was no helping it, they were probably right.
I also wanted to monopolize the Mithril Golem.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
In the end, we decided to leave and go back to the inn for the day, and since I wanted to complete the map, I asked Jade-sanâs party if we could take Idiot Rangersâ path on our way back, and they agreed.
When we came back to the inn, we first got something to eat.
ãSo, Jade, what will we do?ã
ãDo about what?ã
ãThis golem. It didnât seem like Babordâs party could defeat it at all.ã
ãI canât cut it, either.ã
ãEven if I had a mithril sword, it would still be impossible.ã
We all ignored Toya-sanâs remark.
ãIf Babordâs party somehow manages to defeat it, the request will be completed, but if defeating it seems impossible, we should contact the guild.ã
ãThere is no helping it, huh.ã
ãItâs frustrating, but yeah.ã
A way to defeat the Mithril Golem, huh?
I could defeat it by digging a pit under it and using brute force, but that wouldnât work in the mine, since the tunnels might collapse in the process.
Underground, I couldnât defeat it even with my Bear Cheat.
Burying the last boss wouldnât work since it wouldnât die of suffocation, and as long as it wasnât defeated, other golems wouldnât stop spawning.
Well, we werenât even sure if killing it would stop the other golems from spawning.
If I defeated the Mithril Golem, but the golems kept popping up, would the witch Eleanora even return Princess Fina to me?
As I was enjoying my tea after a dayâs work, the inn entrance suddenly became noisy.
ãFuck, as if we could defeat something like that!ã
ãMagic didnât work at all!ã
ãItâs way too hard!ã
ãI donât have a smudge of magical power left.ã
ãIâm hungry, so letâs just eat!ã
Idiot Rangers entered the inn.
They survived, it seemed.
ãBabord, you came back alive!ã
Jade-san thoughts were similar to mine.
ãAs if I would die!ã
ãAnd, did you defeat it?ã
Just by hearing their rant and seeing the looks on their faces, he should have known the answer, but Jade-san asked anyway.
ãBecause you bastards came, I lost my concentration, so I decided to let it live this time.ã
Which one let the other live, I wondered...
ãIâm really sorry about that. I didnât think that someone as skilled as you, Babord, would have lost his concentration just by having us arrive at your battle, after all.ã
ãTch!ã
When someone retorted like that, you could do nothing but stay silent.
If he had argued more, people would have thought that his rank must have been low.
ãWell, leaving the jokes aside, what really happened back there?ã
ãIt was just impossible. Physical attack and magic didnât work at all. Well, it might have had a bit of an effect, but our stamina and magic ran out long before its magic stone depleted.ã
ãI knew it. It was impossible, huh.ã
ãIf you want to have go at it, you should prepare yourselves well.ã
ãWill you stop trying to defeat it?ã
ãIt isnât worth it. Rather than wasting my time with it, I prefer making a profit by defeating Iron Golems. So, until the soldiers come, we decided to try and earn as much as we can from Iron Golems. What about you guys? You watched our fight, right?ã
ãWe will also pass on it. There is no way we could defeat it. I was honestly hoping that you guys would be able to defeat it, but...ã
ãWell, excuse me for disappointing you.ã
Babord sat down close to us.
ãThanks for telling us. Waitress! A beer for Babord on my tab!ã
ãJust one, huh!ã
ãIf you have a way to defeat it, I will treat you to more.ã
ãIf I had something like that, I would have gone and defeated it myself without telling you.ã
Babord and Jade-san both laughed.
I didnât really know if they were on good terms or not.
I had later heard that after all of this, they all drank into the night together.
Me? I had went back to my room to sleep, of course.
Authorâs note:
As you guys expected, Mithril golem made an appearance! w