You should respect me.
I am the national kendo champion and recently won the Infinity Arena. Since I started playing Infinity Blade, I havenât dropped from the top tier even once. At this point, itâs hardly an exaggeration to say Iâm the best assassin user around.
Iâm also a fully-fledged adult. I have an ID card in my wallet to prove it. Sure, my body may look young, but that doesnât change the fact that Iâm over twenty. So⦠soâ¦
Can we keep some distance here? Youâre a little too close.
âDa-eun, your hair is so nice. What shampoo do you use?â âWhateverâs cheapest⦠from the internet.â âGasp! Thatâs a crime. You should be using something better for hair like this. Itâd be a waste if it got damaged. Do you use conditioner?â âI usually buy them in sets, for the discount.â âIâm going to report you. Iâm seriously jealous right now.â
This isnât going to work. I canât bring myself to ask her to move away.
I was trapped in Sansaeâsâno, Kim Shin-ahâsâembrace. She hadnât physically restrained me or anything, but we were close enough that our bodies touched. Shin-ah was gently combing through my hair, arranging it neatly.
But the reason I was acting as if I were tied up was⦠the soft pressure of her chest against my back.
I couldnât exactly say anything about it. My face grew warm, and I lowered my head. Iâm still a guy, after all. It wasnât that I disliked it⦠but it didnât feel right to enjoy it, either.
It felt like my strength was draining from the guilt. Was I going to melt away completely?
âCan I touch your cheek?â âUm⦠yes.â âJust as I thought, you have baby-soft skin. Itâs so smooth. You didnât put on any makeup, did you?â âI just put on some lotion.â âHow is life so unfair?â
Sansae stroked my cheek. She pressed her fingers into my skin, tugging gently. Meanwhile, Elderin was beside me, carefully braiding my hair.
It was clear from the looks of things that no one had any intention of rescuing me.
Elderin was fully absorbed in what she was doing. Dolguol was watching us like a dad with his daughters, and I knew if I asked for help, heâd just chuckle and do nothing. Sulbbang⦠well, he didnât seem to have the courage. He kept glancing over but avoided looking directly at me.
My salvation came from the outside, just when I felt like my soul was about to be drained.
âThe meat you ordered has arrived.â
The server brought in a tray loaded with cuts of meat. The red flesh was marbled with white fat, capturing my gaze.
In fancy restaurants, they even grill the meat for you. The server gave detailed instructions on how to enjoy each cut and how to dip it in the sauce for the best taste. My mouth watered as I watched.
Elderinâno, Yuserinâglanced at my face and smiled, looking pleased. I must have been a bit too obvious. She, as the host, made a suggestion with a triumphant look.
âShall we start eating?â âYes!â
Now, my taste buds are more sensitive than before. I could savor the richness of the melting fat and the deep flavors nestled in the meat.
Beef tasted amazing. I couldnât stop smiling as I ate, completely forgetting to keep my expression in check.
I get now why women are so into finding good places to eat. If I could feel this happy with each meal, Iâd be hunting down new restaurants too. There was, however, one drawback to having sensitive taste buds.
âPhew, haaa⦠hooooâ¦â
Iâd become bad at eating hot food. Unlike before, when Iâd eat anything, I now had to blow on stews to cool them down.
I sipped on the salty doenjang stew, letting its orange-tinted broth soak my tongue. Afraid it might spill, I slurped it off the spoon with a satisfying âslurp.â Swallowing some white rice after, I couldnât help but smile again.
With such happiness, something was missing.
âShould we order a few bottles of soju? Da-eun, can you drink?â âI keep telling you, Iâm an adult.â âHmmâ¦â
They didnât look convinced. I swear, itâs true.
The doubt only dissipated when I showed my ID. Iâm Han Da-eun, and Iâm over twenty-three years old.
As the atmosphere grew warmer, we ordered drinks. With alcohol, my head was pleasantly light. Shin-ahâs embrace felt comforting as her arms wrapped around my waist. I placed my hand over hers, relishing the warmth.
Warmth. The warmth Iâd longed for. It wasnât the hot water from a shower; this was human warmth. It made me feel safer, warmer.
When my body grew warmer, I began to worry about Sulbbang. The girls were obviously more comfortable around me, and here I was nestled in Sansaeâs embrace. Shy Sulbbang seemed hesitant to say anything.@@novelbin@@
That wonât do. Iâm in a great mood right now! So let me give you a chance to speak.
âSo, what are everyoneâs plans for next season? Sulbbang, werenât you doing siege battles?â âOh, I was mostly part of a mercenary guild, taking contracts.â âRight. Youâre not weak, but youâre not exactly a powerhouse either. Itâs because your guild master is so weak.â âExcuse me! Iâm actually pretty strong!â âI donât think so. Prove it.â âNow that you mention it, maybe Iâm weaker than I thought.â
Sulbbang laughed at his own words, and I couldnât help but laugh too.
âThis season, my guild and Shin-ahâs guild, and Elderinâs guild will team up to try for a rural territory. Dolguol hyung will join us soon.â âGoing independent, huh?â âWell, something like that. I think itâs possible.â
The next update would open multiple smaller-scale siege territories, giving mid-tier guilds a chance to go solo. With increased demand for resources, more manpower was needed. Sieges were no longer exclusive to the high-tier players; they were open to more people now.
âWhy didnât you tell me?â âIt felt wrong to ask you to join when youâre so big now. Iâm sure youâve had offers from bigger guilds.â âWell, youâre not wrong⦠hmph.â
Elderin picked up a piece of meat with her chopsticks and held it up to my mouth. I took it without protest.
Joining a big group would mean big rewards, but that was for the guild, not for me. I didnât want to align with either of the dominant forces in the siege battles. Ideally, Iâd work for both without picking sides, just enjoying the honey pot.
âHmmâ¦â âYou donât have to decide now. Weâd feel bad if you agreed while drunk. Itâd seem like we planned it.â âI wasnât thinking that, but fine.â
Elderin was quite considerate. Sure, I was in a good mood now, but it wasnât something to decide hastily. I needed time to think.
With the topic of next season wrapped up, we drifted into casual chatter.
The topic naturally turned to the Arena, as it was my victory that had brought us together. We talked about the group stage, the battle against the Reaper, and other highlights.
âOh, remember when everyone thought youâd lose?â âYeah, I even made a bet.â âYou said youâd win, right? You were that confident?â âWhy worry about losing when I wasnât going to lose?â
I might have been waiting for this. Winning was great, but having people beside me to celebrate made it feel much better. Maybe it was the alcohol, but I felt more emotional, and I smiled without a care.
We talked about all sorts of things, like the silent dagger duel with the Reaper and the corpse bomb Crow pulled off. Only I, who fought there, could share these stories.
Thankfully, no one brought up my Swordmaster stance. They must have noticed how bad I looked back then and held back out of consideration.
But there was something weâd all overlooked.
âSo why did you cry after the win?â âHuh?â âYou did great in the interview, but then you started crying over salmon. Youâre more of a crier than I thought.â
Drunk, I was more sensitive than usual. My body had a surprising tendency to tear up.
At another time, that comment would have been harmless, but the mention of salmon reminded me of Mom. I suddenly felt down.
âWhy, why are you teasing me? Sniff⦠sniffâ¦â âOh? Wait, are you crying? I didnât mean it that way. I didnât mean toââ âWhat are you doing?!â âDa-eun, come here. Big sis is here.â
For the next thirty minutes, Sulbbang endured the scolding of both girls.
Maybe⦠this isnât so bad. Is this why they say a womanâs tears are a weapon?
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