If Ning Xiaoyao could figure out that the Grand Sacrificial Ceremony was a good opportunity to get rid of her, then so could Grand Preceptor Xie. He hadnât paid much attention to the event until he found a suitable doppelganger. This was a chance he couldnât miss to get rid of me. One of the Grand Preceptorâs messengers had been stopped in the imperial palace, but he eventually was able to get his message delivered to Empress Dowager Xieâs hands. After reading the missive, Empress Dowager Xie lifted her head to look at the eunuch who had delivered the paper. It was currently noon, but the bright and beautiful sunlight outside did nothing to dispel the sudden chill sheâd felt at those words sheâd read. It was the kind of cold that came from an icy, snow-filled world.
The eunuch messenger muttered, âEsteemed Empress Dowager, the Grand Preceptorâs still waiting for your reply.â
âIf heâs certain heâll succeed, then weâll do it,â Empress Dowager Xie crumpled the message into a ball in her hand. âBut tell the Grand Preceptor that this Dowager wonât be able to protect him should something amiss occur.â
âYes,â the eunuch bowed before leaving the palace.
Empress Dowager Xie tossed the crumpled piece of paper into her censer and muttered to herself, âDonât blame me. Since you werenât filial, Ning Yu, donât fault your mother for being unkind.â (Author: Hey hey, you were never kind in the first place, alright?!)
Oil Jar ran past the roof tiles over Empress Dowager Xieâs head, determined to report the news to Xiaoyao. Currently, Ning Xiaoyao had taken Big Boss Black with her to check out the ancestral hall located in the southeast corner of the imperial palace grounds. Since a fight was on the horizon, she had to familiarize herself with the layout of the battlegrounds first.
âThis is the main hall,â Big Boss Black raised a paw to point at the building before them.
Ning Xiaoyao raised her neck for a look to see a palace-like structure covered with colored glaze and golden tiles. It had upturned eaves and corbel brackets, carved dragons and painted phoenixes, a shimmering sight beneath the sunlight that was bright enough to blind onlookers.
âItâs only a mourning hall,â Ning Xiaoyao ridiculed to Big Boss Black. âDid they need to dress it up so much?â
This was the first time Big Boss Black had heard anyone call a proper ancestral hall a âmourning hallâ instead. He swished his tail and asked her, âMourning hall?â
âWhere you enshrine memorial tablets,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âWhat else would you call it, if not a mourning hall?â
Big Boss Black thought that this made sense. âYour ancestors sure were wealthy.â What else could they be, if they could afford to deck out their mourning hall so lavishly?
Ning Xiaoyao only chuckled. If the Ning Clanâs ancestors really were keeping their eyes on their kingdom, theyâd probably be spitting up blood by now! They had to be regretting the fact that they didnât leave all the money invested in this building to her instead! (Author: The Ning Clan ancestors had no idea that youâd show up, either. o(â¯â¡â°)o)
The roof eaves overhung a very narrow porch that cut off the flow of sunlight into the hall. When Ning Xiaoyao pushed open the doors and walked inside, the wind whistled in her wake, sending the lanterns in the hall flickering.
âGreat Immortal was right,â Big Boss Black said as he stared at the ceiling. âThereâs no ceiling rafters in this building.â
Ning Xiaoyao looked up as well and saw that was the case. âWhatâs the deal with that?â
âDead peopleâs tombs have no ceiling rafters,â Big Boss Black explained. âGreat Immortal said so. Houses like this are called Yin dwellings[1. Yin dwellings (é´å® ) - yinzhai, in which the âyinâ comes from Yin Yang and represents the dark, cold, negative forces in the universe. Its opposite would be a Yang dwelling (é³å® ), where presumably the living stay.], miaow.â
Yin dwelling or not, Ning Xiaoyao didnât care. She looked at the rows of memorial tablets arranged before her in a pyramid with golden characters carved onto their surfaces. After finding the memorial tablet of the late emperor, Ning Xiaoyao gave it a scolding. âStupid bastard, do you regret it now? You feel like dying again, even though youâre a ghost now?â
The black lacquer memorial tablet simply faced Ning Xiaoyao wordlessly.
âA emperor like you is better off dead, though,â Ning Xiaoyao said, suddenly seized with an impulse to pour out her thoughts. How many people had this idiot killed?
Big Boss Black grew impatient. âArenât you here to examine the place?â
Ning Xiaoyao finally went to circle around the entire hall before going back outside to look over the tall flights of stairs leading to the building. âEveryone outside will be able to hear me if I so much as shout in a place like this. How is that jerk of a Grand Preceptor planning to finish me off?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âThis cat doesnât know,â Big Boss Black replied.
â.........â said Ning Xiaoyao. Do you have to be so blunt?
âLook around some more?â Big Boss Black suggested.
Ning Xiaoyao returned to the shrine for the late emperors and stared at Emperor Yuanzongâs memorial tablet again. âShouldnât you help me out? Canât you show some fatherly love here?â
The hall was quiet aside from the pair, its air filled with tendrils of incense smoke. There were no hint of spirits here at all. A sudden gust of strong wind blew into the area and noisily blew out all the candles. Ning Xiaoyao hugged Big Boss Black, who had jumped into her arms. âI guess that was an evil wind. Looks like that stupid bastard has a temper, too.â
Big Boss Blackâs fur was all standing on end. âDonât scare this cat. Did you see a ghost?!â
Ning Xiaoyao gave a faint sigh. She actually wanted to see one for real.
âW-whoâs there?â a trembling voice called from outside. One human and one cat turned to meet the sound. In the darkness of the hall, Big Boss Blackâs round green eyes were as bright as glass spheres. The wind had sent Ning Xiaoyaoâs dragon robes fluttering in its wake, and together they painted a ghostly picture against the backdrop of the late emperorsâ memorial tablets. The eunuch in charge of overseeing the ancestral hall clutched his chest and fell to the ground in a dead faint out of fear.
âMeow?â Big Boss Black ran over to take a look. Why had that human fainted? Ning Xiaoyao went to examine the jade beads that had scattered around the eunuchâs body when he fell. They seemed to be part of a bracelet, but the string had snapped and sent the jade beads rolling all over the place. Jade was money too, so Ning Xiaoyao crouched down and began to pick them up. Even if she couldnât figure out how the Grand Preceptor was planning to kill her, bringing back a few dozen jade beads would still make this trip worthwhile. When her fingertips suddenly scraped against a chink in the ground, Ning Xiaoyao felt a light breeze wafting up from its cracks.
Hm?
Ning Xiaoyao placed her hand against the crack and felt the breeze again. She felt around herself but didnât find anything that could pry it open. Then her gaze shifted to the unconscious eunuch. Since he was a guard here, he carried a sword. Ning Xiaoyao ran over and grabbed his sword before shutting the door to the hall.
Big Boss Black squatted by Ning Xiaoyaoâs side to watch her prying at the floor. âXiaoyao, are you sure about this?â
âIâm sure,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âThereâs wind coming from below, so there has to be basement or something down there.â
âThen should we call someone to help?â Big Boss Black asked. A single floor tile in this hall was equal to the size of an Eight Immortals table.[2. Eight Immortals table (å «ä»æ¡) - baxianzhuo, a traditional square table said to seat eight people via benches on each side. The âEight Immortalsâ is also a reference to a group of famous Daoist cultivators often found in ancient Chinese folklore.] How is the ninny supposed to pry it open by herself?
âIf there really is a basement underground, then there has to be a switch for the door,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âBut itâs fine even if we donât find the switch. I donât care!â As she placed emphasis on the last word, she successfully pried open the floor tile as wide as two Eight Immortals table with her bare hands.
( â o â ) , went Big Boss Black.
âHah,â Ning Xiaoyao said said smugly as a square-shaped tunnel about five meters squared appeared before her eyes. âSee that? A basement!â
Big Boss Black perched on the edge and peered down. âSo deep.â
Ning Xiaoyao leapt into the hole.
âMiaow!â Big Boss Blackâs fur stood on end in fear again. They werenât even sure how deep it went, so how could that ninny simply jump in?
Ning Xiaoyao stood at the bottom of the basement and patted the four walls around her. She realized that this was nothing more than an isolated space with no interlocking tunnels. Instead of a basement, she should call this a dungeon instead. Undaunted, Ning Xiaoyao laid prone on her stomach to feel around the floor, but there was no passage underfoot, either.
âXiaoyao?â Big Boss Black called from above.
Ning Xiaoyao stood up and stared at the stone walls around her. Then she kicked off a few times from the glossy rock surfaces until she climbed back out into the hall again.
âXiaoyao,â called Grandpa Ash, who was standing next to Big Boss Black.
âGrandpa Ash, why did you come here?â Ning Xiaoyao crouched by their side.
âThe forefather of your Ning Clan made this,â Grandpa Ash said solemnly to Ning Xiaoyao.
âGrandpa Ash, youâve seen the Ning Clan ancestors before?â Ning Xiaoyao asked. Just how old is this mouse? Had he turned into a spirit already?
âI heard it from my grandfather,â Grandpa Ash said as he glared at Ning Xiaoyao. âListen to me without interrupting.â
âOh,â Ning Xiaoyao dropped her head. Big Boss Black disdained the fact that Ning Xiaoyao had been lectured by a mere mouse. A ninny like that would never have prospects for a bright future. (Author: Then why canât you close your jaws around that mouse? o(â¯â¡â°)o)
âBack then, your Ning Clan forefather had a brother born from the same parents,â Grandpa Ash told Ning Xiaoyao. âBoth of them conquered the lands together, but there was only one place on the throne. Thus, the Ning Clan forefather constructed this dungeon in the ancestral hall. He put his younger brother--that is, your ancestral uncle, Xiaoyao--into this place and starved him to death.â
â..........â said Ning Xiaoyao. The very first generation of this imperial Ning Clan was a villain!
âAside from the emperors of the Ning Clan, no one else knows of this dungeonâs existence,â Grandpa Ash said. âXiaoyao, you havenât seen your imperial father before. Thatâs why you donât know.â
âHeheh,â said Ning Xiaoyao. It was a good thing they hadnât met, or else she wouldâve killed her father for sure.
âNo âhehehâing,â Grandpa Ash said as he brandished a claw. âHowever, the Grand Preceptor knows of this place.â
Ning Xiaoyao rubbed her chin as she thought. She could believe that the late emperor really had loved the Xie Clan.
âYou have to be careful,â Grandpa Ash said as he jumped onto Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulder.
âDoes the Grand Preceptor want to learn from the old forefather and lock me in there to starve to death?â asked Ning Xiaoyao. Why is that old geezer so venomous?
âIf heâs planning to kill you on the day of the Grand Sacrificial Ceremony,â Grandpa Ash said with a nod, âThen thatâs exactly what heâd do.â
âThen thatâs fine,â Ning Xiaoyao plopped onto the ground. âA dungeon like that canât keep me trapped.â
Grandpa Ash had seen Ning Xiaoyao jump down and back up with his own eyes, so he knew it wasnât an empty boast. He simply reminded her, âThen you have to be extra careful. That Grand Preceptor is a very wicked man.â
âRight, that old geezerâs completely rotten!â Big Boss Black said.
Ning Xiaoyao carefully nodded. âRight, I need to be careful.â Even if she knew how heâd kill her, she still had to take caution. When dealing with zombies---ah, no, when dealing with villains--a single moment of negligence could still spell death even for herself. After restoring the dungeon to its original state, Ning Xiaoyao woke up the unconscious eunuch before ducking to hide beneath the shrine altar. She wanted to see what heâd come to do here in the first place.
The eunuch sat upright as he blinked and stared at the great hall before him. Everything seemed normal, and there were no black figures in his line of sight. Neither was there that pair of demonic looking eyes. At most, the lights in the ancestral hall had just gone out.
Did my guilty conscience make me see things?
âI want to bite him to death!â Big Boss Black bared his fangs as he watched the eunuch staring sneakily around him.
âShh,â Ning Xiaoyao muffled Big Boss Black and murmured, âLetâs see what heâs planning first.â