Ning Xiaoyao was the kind of person who did what she said, so as she told Shadowgale to prepare a carriage for the empress, while she herself headed for the empressâs palace with Oil Jar in her sleeve and Little Tangerine---the girl she saved from Lady Xiangâs estate---trotting behind her. When the eunuchs at the gate saw Ning Xiaoyao appear, they could hardly believe their eyes.
âHey, hey,â Ning Xiaoyao waved a hand in front of the eunuchâs face. He looked back and exclaimed âYour Majesty!â before preparing to fall to his knees.
âNo need,â Ning Xiaoyao strode into the gates before asking casually, âWhereâs the empress?â
The young eunuch hastily ran in front of her to lead the way as he said, âTo reply Your Majesty, the empress is in the Warm Spring Partition.â
âWarm Spring Partition,â Ning Xiaoyao nodded in approval. âA good name, it sounds like a great spot. Letâs go, to the Warm Spring Partition!â
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âEmpress!â Zhou mama threw open the doors of the palace. Inside the room, Empress Zhou gave a start.
âMama, whatâs wrong?â she asked.
Zhou mama staggered into the second-story room and said urgently, âHis Majesty is here!â
The empress blanched. Zhou mama glanced at the table, where a porcelain bowl of fetus-soothing soup for preventing miscarriage was still lying there half-full. The empress tugged at her sleeves and said in alarm, âWhat is His Majesty doing, coming at a time like this?â
Meanwhile, Zhou mama took the contents of the bowl and ran to the back window before throwing it outside. At this, Empress Zhou unconsciously clutched her stomach. Zhou mama ran back to the empressâs side and murmured, âEmpress, donât panic just yet. Ask His Majesty what he wants first.â
The empress nodded. That was the only thing she could do now. When Ning Xiaoyao arrived at the Warm Spring Partition, she glanced up at the second story before saying, âLittle Tangerine, you can wait for me here.â
âYes,â Little Tangerine quickly bowed her head.
The empress and Zhou mama emerged from the room and prepared to greet Ning Xiaoyao downstairs. Meanwhile, Ning Xiaoyao headed for the steps as Oil Jar slipped out of her sleep. She instructed the mouse, âGo find where that spy is, then tell me once youâve found her location.â
Oil Jar nodded before jumping towards the rafters and scurrying off. Big Boss Black caught up from behind and settled across Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulders.
âWhy did you show up?â Ning Xiaoyao asked.
Big Boss Black licked his paws. âThis cat is worried that youâll do something stupid, so Iâm here to watch over the proceedings.â
Ning Xiaoyao suddenly felt an urge to throw the fat black furball outside.
âHurry up, miaow,â Big Boss Black urged her.
Ning Xiaoyao continued to climb the stairs as her eyes rolled in thought. Finally she said, âIf youâre worried about me, just admit it. Why donât you tell the truth? You unreasonable kitty~â
Big Boss Black really had come because he was worried about Ning Xiaoyao, but being caught like this only made his fur stand on end. He bared his claws and pawed at Ning Xiaoyao with a meow. âYou ninny, stop saying such nauseating things! Donât gross this cat out, miaow!â
After being scratched by Big Boss Black again, Ning Xiaoyao felt that she shouldnât indulge this fat catâs temper all the time. She plucked him up by his fat and started whapping him on the head. Big Boss Black was the leader of all the cats in the capital, so heâd never take this lying down. He showed his claws and started to counter her thwaps.
Thus, one human and one cat devolved into yet another fight. The sight left the empress and Zhou mama speechless as they stood on the steps...
âThatâs the cat that His Majestyâs raising, right?â the empress said in a low voice to Zhou mama.
Zhou mama shielded Empress Zhou from the said. âIt should be it. This cat was unlucky enough to raise Old Madame Xieâs corpse from the dead. Empress should take care.â
â........â said Ning Xiaoyao after hearing those words. Where did that rumor come from?!
Big Boss Black stopped trying to bite Ning Xiaoyaoâs fingers off once he noticed the empress.
Empress Zhou quickly prepared to pay her respects. âThis consort greets Your Majes---â
âEnough, enough,â Ning Xiaoyao waved a hand. âWhy are you trying to kneel even while youâre standing on the stairs? Go on back up, I have words to say to you.â
Zhou mama looked guardedly at Big Boss Black settled on Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulders.
âWhat happened with Old Madame Xie was because of the mourning hall catching on fire,â Ning Xiaoyao explained. âI carried her body out of the building with me, but the coffin broke so her corpse rolled out. It really wasnât anything like raising the dead.â
Zhou mama was completely floored. Sheâd been whispering, but His Majesty had heard everything?! The empress was startled as well. This mama had raised her since she was young and had come with her from the Zhou Clan to the Grand Preceptorâs estate, then the imperial palace. She was the person that the empress trusted and relied on most.
Worried that Ning Xiaoyao would be angry with Zhou mama, Empress Zhou hastily fell to one knee with a bow. âMy mamaâs an old woman with a muddle-headed brain. Your Majesty has no need to lower yourself to her level and acknowledge the woman.â
Ning Xiaoyao blinked. âEmpress, you really donât know how to say nice things.â
The empress gave another start, while Ning Xiaoyao rubbed her nose. âIâve already lowered myself to her level, so are you saying Iâm muddle-headed too?â
The empress really couldnât shoulder such an accusation. Zhou mama sensed the change in tone and fell to her knees to kowtow to Ning Xiaoyao. âThis servant deserves to die!â
â.......â said Ning Xiaoyao. What did I just do? Iâve scared this mama so much.
The empress was about to kneel as well, but Ning Xiaoyao stopped her and pulled her to her feet. âEnough already, I really have important things to talk about. Letâs not waste any more time.â
Empress Zhou felt unwell all over as Ning Xiaoyao took her hand to lead her to the rooms. But she didnât dare to wrest free, either. Ning Xiaoyao only nodded silently to herself. Looks like the baby in her stomach is very healthy right now.
After entering the rooms, the empress went to offer Ning Xiaoyao a plate of fruit, but hesitated to say anything out loud. Ning Xiaoyao grabbed a big apple and took a huge bite, crunching as she spoke. âWhy arenât you sitting down?â
The empress replied, âThanks to Your Majesty for allowing me to sit, but this consort shall just stand.â
âWhatever makes you happy, ah,â Ning Xiaoyao replied. âIâve received word that the empress dowager wants to take action against you.â
The empress gave a start at the words, but Zhou mama simply ran in front of Ning Xiaoyao and fell to her knees again. âYour Majesty, you---you have to save the empress!â
Ning Xiaoyao had no choice but to pull Zhou mama to her feet as well. âIsnât that why Iâve come?â
The empress silently exhaled and asked, âDoes Esteemed Empress Dowager want Your Majesty to abolish this empress?â
âYour palace contains spies from the empress dowager,â Ning Xiaoyao straightforwardly replied.
Zhou mamaâs head whipped back towards her mistress, who looked ashen from the revelation. Subconsciously, her hands had gone to clutch her stomach again.
Ning Xiaoyao feigned ignorance after dropping her bombshell while trying to work things out. Should I just say, âempress, I know youâre pregnant with General Xu Feiyuâs baby?â Then how am I supposed to explain my own indifference? Tell her I have a true love too? So in the end, itâll be âempress, you go find your true love while I guard mine?â
When Ning Xiaoyao had thought of true love, a miniature Lou Zigui appeared in her mind until she slapped her head repeatedly to get the picture away. Both the empress and Zhou mama only started at her doubtfully. Whatâs wrong with His Majesty now?
âThat there,â Ning Xiaoyao sat up and asked Empress Zhou, âIs there anything else you want to tell me?â
The empress shook her head before she continued. âHow could this consort have anything to say? If Your Majesty is well, then so is this consort.â
Ning Xiaoyao sighed and muttered to herself, âWhy canât you love courageously?â
Although neither the empress nor Zhou mama heard her words, Big Boss Black caught them loud and clear from her shoulders. He meowed back, âCould she dare to love him openly? This is called adultery, donât you know?â
Ning Xiaoyao placed Big Boss Black in her lap and held him there. This fat black furball needs to calm himself down.
âYour Majesty?â Zhou mama blinked at Ning Xiaoyaoâs actions.
âNo matter what the empress dowagerâs planning, you should pack your things right now, empress. Iâll send you out of the palace tonight,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âIsnât your big brother at that whachamacallit temple...â
âIron Buddha Temple,â Big Boss Black struggled free to show his head with a meow.
âOh, right, that Iron Buddha Temple,â Ning Xiaoyao told the empress. âGo and live there for awhile.â
The empress gave a start. âYour Majesty wants this consort to go to Iron Buddha Temple?â
âYeah, ah,â Ning Xiaoyao replied. Did I not speak clearly enough?
âThe late emperor set a decree,â the empress continued, âThat this consortâs big brother would have to atone for his crimes before Buddha for the rest of his life. Heâs forbidden to see any outsiders aside from the monks in the temple.â
âBecause of that incident where the imperial uncle was killed by bandits?â Ning Xiaoyao asked.
The empress nodded. This time, she didnât feel as resentful or sad as before.
âNonsense,â Ning Xiaoyao pursed her lips disdainfully. âThat useless imperial uncle died on his own. What does that have to do with your big brother? Was your big brother his full-time bodyguard?â
The empress was at a loss. Had she heard correctly? His Majestyâs saying that it served Imperial Uncle Hong right for dying, and that my big brotherâs not to blame?
âThe late emperorâs already dead, so why should you care what he said?â Ning Xiaoyao added. âGo pack your things, youâre seeing your big brother tonight.â
The empress was about to nod and say yes when Zhou mama hissed, âEmpress!â
The empress saw Zhou mama staring at her stomach and realized what she meant. She quickly turned back to Ning Xiaoyao and said, âIf this consort leaves, wonât Esteemed Empress Dowager set all her temper against Your Majesty? This consort cannot leave Your Majesty in such difficult straits.â
Now it was time for Ning Xiaoyao to be clueless. Why is the empress thinking for my sake now? Whatâs with all this kindness and understanding?
The empress walked over to Ning Xiaoyao and tried to place her hands on top of Ning Xiaoyaoâs. Immediately Ning Xiaoyao backed away and muttered to Big Boss Black, âDang it, she couldnât have fallen in love with me, right?â After all, Iâm dashing enough to pierce through the Heavens. (Author: Why are you always so lost in blind delusions? o(â¯â¡â°)o )
Big Boss Black didnât reply. He simply scratched Ning Xiaoyao instead. The empressâs face flushed as she murmured softly to Ning Xiaoyao, âYour Majesty, just stay with this consort tonight.â
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After the roaring stopped in her head, Ning Xiaoyao finally understood. The empress still wants me to be her babyâs father!
Empress Zhouâs face flushed even redder.
Ning Xiaoyao could guess that the empress wasnât feeling shy, but oppressed instead.
âGo to Iron Buddha Temple,â Ning Xiaoyao said as she gently pushed the empressâs hand aside. Her face adopted a stern expression as she got to her feet. âAfter I take care of the empress dowager, Iâll have someone deliver you back.â
Empress Zhou looked disappointed, but still she was silently relieved in her heart. Although she knew what she had to do, she wouldnât want to even if she was dead. The pressure was almost enough to drive her mad.