Ning Xiaoyao escorted the empress out of the palace at the northern gates. Although she knew the empress must have packed money in those bags of hers, she held back her pain to hand over two silver drafts of her own. âBe careful with everyone once you leave the palace, especially for the empress dowager. If you need anything, have Zhou mama come back to find me.â
The empress nodded with a yes. Ning Xiaoyao quickly glanced at the empressâs stomach before she waved at hand at Zhou mama, who was in charge of their little carriage. âGo on now.â
The single rider carriage quickly departed from the gates. The empress lifted her window curtains with her hand to peer back at the quickly shrinking palace. She had been a bird in a cage for so long that she suddenly want to jump for joy at this newfound freedom. Perhaps a smile or laugh would do as well, but what came out were tears instead.
âEmpress, sit tight,â Zhou mama said, her face covered by a veil as she urged on the horses. âDonât let anyone see you.â The palace was the empress dowagerâs domain, but the capital city belonged to Grand Preceptor Xie. It would be best for people to learn of their travels as late as possible.
In the end, the empressâs gaze settled on the slight figure standing just inside the palace gates. Her guilty conscience flared up momentarily before she released the curtains and settled back into the carriage. Donât think about that anymore, Empress Zhou told herself. Between His Majesty and Xu Feiyu, I will always pick the latter.
Oil Jar perched on Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulder to watch the carriage disappear into the distance. âWill the empress be alright?â he asked Ning Xiaoyao.
âSheâll have her older brother by her side and track down her General Xu as well,â Ning Xiaoyao rubbed her nose as she murmured back. âMaybe she and her big brother will even run away tonight.â
Oil Jarâs mouth opened wide.
âShe wants to escape?â Big Boss Black asked. âThen Xiaoyao, what will you do?â No matter how good the empress might be, Big Boss Black was still worried about Ning Xiaoyao. She was his number one priority after Supreme Commander Lou.
Ning Xiaoyao simply shrugged. âWhat else can I do? Announce that the empress died, of course.â
Oil Jar squeaked. âSo youâve already thought it through, Xiaoyao. How formidable!â
Ning Xiaoyao chuckled. Fake deaths and whatnot were plenty good as a verbal excuse. Although sheâd just come up with the idea on the spot, challenges like this were still nothing to her. (Author: If thatâs the case, then why did you only come up with the idea now...)
Ning Xiaoyao hummed a tune as she personally shut the palace gates and glanced at the two imperial guards on duty. âWhat did you guys see just then?â she asked.
The empress hadnât shown her face and stayed inside the carriage the entire time, while Zhou mama had obscured her identity with a veil. The two imperial guards had only seen His Majesty hand over two silver drafts to the occupant of the carriage but not the identities of the travelers.
âNothing,.â
âYour Majesty, this servant didnât see a thing,â the two guards on duty replied.
âThen did you guys see me?â Ning Xiaoyao asked next.
The two imperial guards looked at the emperor before them. Most sovereigns were described with metaphors such as âa green dragon on the left shoulder and a white tiger on the right,â but their sovereign had a cat on his left shoulder and a mouse on his right. They werenât even wondering why the cat hadnât eaten the mouse yet because His Majestyâs current getup was truly an insult to his status.
âNo, we servants didnât see Your Majesty,â the imperial guards replied with a straight face.
Satisfied, Ning Xiaoyao asked one officer, âLittle bro, whatâs your name?â
The officer hastened to say, âTo reply Your Majesty, this oneâs surnamed Zhou. My full name is Zhou Mu.â[1. Zhou Mu (卿¨) - This is the same Zhou shared by the empress and Zhou mama, but itâs a common enough last name that heâs probably completely unrelated. Mu means âwood.â] Mu meant âwood.â
âYouâre nothing like a blockhead,â Ning Xiaoyao said as she patted Zhou Muâs shoulders while thinking of his name.
Zhou Mu only trembled as he spotted Lou Zigui walking their way. The Supreme Commander looked to be in a foul mood. Hearing the footsteps, Ning Xiaoyao turned and greeted Lou Zigui with a grin.
âSupreme Commander, why did you show up?â
Lou Zigui glanced at the shut palace doors before turning back to Ning Xiaoyao. âThis subject requests Your Majesty to return to Supreme Splendor Hall.â
âOh, sure,â Ning Xiaoyao didnât object. Since sheâd already sent off the empress, why shouldnât she go back to her own palace? Lou Zigui next glanced at Oil Jar on Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulder, who quaked at the sight of the man. His eyes are like ice! Iâm scared to death! Oil Jar jumped off Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulder and fled.
âWhatâs wrong?â Ning Xiaoyao knitted her brows. Sheâd finally noticed that Supreme Commander Lou looked very unhappy.
Behind them, the imperial guards stood with their heads bowed but their ears wide open, waiting to hear the reason. Lou Zigui simply brought Ning Xiaoyao along until they were far away from the guards, then asked, âWhy did you send the empress out of the palace?â
âBecause the empress dowager wants her dead,â Ning Xiaoyao explained.
âSheâs going to Iron Buddha Temple?â Lou Zigui asked.
âAh?â Ning Xiaoyaoâs eyes widened. âYou even guessed that?â
Lou Zigui rested a palm against his forehead. Zhou Junqi was at Iron Buddha Temple, so where else in the capital could the empress go? She didnât have any other relatives.
âThatâs right, ah,â Ning Xiaoyao continued. âI sent the empress to Iron Buddha Temple. Itâs not like the late emperor can crawl out of the earth and bite me for defying his orders.â
Lou Ziguiâs face was wooden. âThe late emperor wouldnât bite you.â How can dead people come back to life?
âExactly, yeah,â Ning Xiaoyao while wearing a very reasonable expression.
âThe empress dowager wants to deal with you,â Lou Zigui said. âSo why would she divvy up her resources to target the empress? Just because the empress helped you prepare that spring banquet?â
âAh?â
âThatâs not it? Then did the empress oppose the empress dowager in some way?â
How was His Majesty Ning suppose to expose the empressâs private affairs? After thinking it over for awhile, Ning Xiaoyao finally settled on an answer. âIn any case, itâs all schemes and fights between women.â
Lou Zigui stared at Ning Xiaoyao. Saying that is like saying nothing at all.
At this moment, Shadowgale arrived with a team of Dragon Guards in tow. Lou Zigui told Shadowgale, âThe empress left for Iron Buddha Temple, send your men to guard her along the way. After you see Zhou Junqi, tell him that His Majesty has already discovered the truth of Prince Hongâs death from the past and is planning to straighten things out.â Lou Zigui paused here, before adding, âAnd also, His Majesty will find time to visit him at Iron Buddha Temple.â
Shadowgale looked to Ning Xiaoyao first after hearing Supreme Commander Louâs words. Ning Xiaoyao had no idea what the truth of Prince Hongâs death could be, but she still nodded at him and said, âDo as Supreme Commander says.â
Shadowgale accepted the orders and left the palace with his Dragon Guards.
âItâs not wrong for you to bestow favors on Zhou Junqi,â Lou Zigui patted Ning Xiaoyaoâs head after the Dragon Guards left.
Ning Xiaoyao blinked. When did I bestow favors to the empressâs big brother? Why donât I know about this?
Lou Zigui continued, âBack then when Zhou Junqi acted on the emperorâs orders to quell the bandits, it was Xu Feiyuâs duty to protect Prince Hong and his family. But Prince Hong and his family all died by the bandits. Because Xu Feiyue earned the Grand Preceptorâs protection, all of the blame fell onto Zhou Junqiâs shoulders.â
Ning Xiaoyaoâs jaw dropped wide enough to fit in an entire apple. That canât be right. Whereâs the true love story? That surnamed Xu ruined the empressâs big brother like that, but heâs still the empressâs lover? Is it true that love makes all women blind?!
Lou Zigui said, âYou didnât know about this?â
Ning Xiaoyao shook her head. How could I have known?!
Now Supreme Commander Lou was puzzled. âThen why are you bestowing favors on Zhou Junqi?â
Ning Xiaoyao stared at him. âIf I say Iâm not, will Supreme Commander think Iâm an idiot?â
Lou Zigui looked back at Ning Xiaoyao. They stood next to each other, one looking down while the other looked up. Finally, Ning Xiaoyao dropped her head and took another apple out of her pouch to munch on while she walked. No need to ask. Judging from Supreme Commanderâs attitude, heâll definitely think Iâm stupid.
âYou,â Lou Zigui began as he followed behind her.
âDonât talk,â Ning Xiaoyao handed Lou Zigui an apple as well. âI want some peace and quiet.â
Lou Zigui accepted the apple but didnât eat it. âWhy would I think youâre an idiot?â
Ning Xiaoyao glanced at him before spitting out, âItâd be weird if you didnât.â
â......â said Lou Zigui.
Ning Xiaoyao polished off her apple without wasting a bite, even swallowing down the core. Lou Zigui saw her finishing it off with gusto and figured it was time to speak, only to see the girl take an even bigger apple out of her bag and crunch on it. Seeing that she wanted more time to think, Supreme Commander Lou had no choice but to continue to keep mum. As Ning Xiaoyao expressionlessly ate her apple, she looked quite concentrated. Actually, if Ning Xiaoyaoâs head had a pot of water right now, itâd be boiling over. From what Supreme Commander just said, Xu Feiyu should be a mortal enemy of the Zhou Clan siblings. Then where did this âtrue loveâ pop out from?
The quiet Big Boss Black on her shoulders finally spoke up. âThe baby in the empressâs stomach definitely belongs to Xu Feiyu, thereâs no mistake.â
âThat there,â Ning Xiaoyao turned to look at Lou Zigui. âIâm going to the bathroom. Supreme Commander, letâs meet in the Supreme Splendor Hall.â After that, she took Big Boss Black and sped off.
â......â said Lou Zigui, who was left to stand in place. If sheâs not going back to Supreme Splendor Hall for the restroom, then whereâs she off to now? Isnât she afraid of exposing her secret?! Ah, wait. Supreme Commander stopped fretting and made a å§ face. Why do I even need to worry about her going to the bathroom?! (Author: This...Supreme Commander, if you donât even know yourself, who would? (â¯â½â°))
Ning Xiaoyao brought Big Boss Black to the little flower garden in the palace so she could continue her meeting with her little pals. She took out the apples and divided them amongst Grandpa Sparrow and Yellow Great Immortal while repeating Supreme Commanderâs words.
Oil Jar, whoâd come back ahead of Ning Xiaoyao, asked, âDid the empress accept a traitor as her husband?â
Ning Xiaoyao really felt like Oil Jar was a cultured little mouse to speak so well.
âNo way, right?â Wifey Magpie couldnât believe it.
Ning Xiaoyao said, âAnyone of you know what happened that year when the empressâs big brother failed to suppress those bandits?â
Grandpa Sparrow shook his head. âIt didnât happen in the capital, so none of us saw.â
Ning Xiaoyao said, âGrandpa Sparrow, none of you looked into it?â
Before Grandpa Sparrow could answer, Big Boss Black said disdainfully, âWhoâd bother asking about you humans?â
Ning Xiaoyao had no words to say to that.
âOil Jar canât figure it out,â Oil Jar shook his head at Ning Xiaoyao.
Ning Xiaoyao asked, âIs Xu Feiyu truly the empressâs man?â
âTruly,â Wifey Magpie said. âWhen the two of them got together, my cousin and his wife saw everything. My cousinâs wife said she really did see the empress bleed. Thatâs what you humans call the virginal something something.â
â......â said Ning Xiaoyao. Does anything that happen at the Grand Preceptorâs estate escape those two magpiesâ eyes?