The little sparrow flew straight into the palace and found Ning Xiaoyao in the flower gardens outside the main hall. âXiaoyao, chirp~â Wheat called out as he landed on her shoulder.
Ning Xiaoyao tossed Big Boss Black from her arms to the ground and went to stroke Wheatâs little head. âWheat, why did you come?â
Wheatâs head bobbed happily under Ning Xiaoyaoâs petting as he spoke. âI just went to visit the Grand Preceptorâs estate, ah.â
Oh my God. Ning Xiaoyao stiffened as her expression grew serious. âWhatâs the Grand Preceptor planning now?â
Wheat chirped out the entire conversation between the Xie father and son, imitating their voices for Ning Xiaoyaoâs sake.
âTheyâre just too wicked!â Wheat said with an aggrieved air. âThey want to kill you, Xiaoyao, cheep!â
âThatâs not the main point,â Ning Xiaoyao said as her mouth twitched unhappily.
âMiaow?â Big Boss Blackâs fur stood on end. âThat pair of villains is already planning to kill you and itâs still not the main point?â
âBlack Tubby,â Ning Xiaoyao replied, âDo you think that father and son only thought of killing me today?â
Big Boss Black fell silent at that.
âThe main point is,â Ning Xiaoyao said, âXie Anjiâs going to run away!â
âThen what do we do?â Wheat asked Ning Xiaoyao, who settled to sit beneath the big Wutong tree as she fed him crumbs of egg yolk guoba from her pockets.
Little White Fatty scampered over and cried, âXiaoyao, Iâll go bite the Grand Preceptor to death!â
âYou be good and go run a few more laps,â Ning Xiaoyao patted his head. âLittle White Fatty, you canât keep getting chubby. Otherwise, your mother Peach will definitely bite me death when she sees you!â
âArooo,â Little White Fattyâs head drooped before he went off to run laps.
âHow about I go bite the Grand Preceptor to death?â Big Boss Black suggested.
âYouâre a cat, alright?â Ning Xiaoyao rolled her eyes at him. âLeaving aside the fact that you canât kill him, now isnât even the right time.â
Big Boss Blackâs fur wanted to stand on end again.
âYour Supreme Commander said so,â Ning Xiaoyao said before adopting Lou Ziguiâs unhurried tone. âNow is not the time to kill Xie Wenyuan.â
Big Boss Black stopped protesting with that.
Wheat ate the delicious crumbs of egg yolk guoba as he asked, âThen what are you going to do, Xiaoyao? I could take my siblings to poop on the Grand Preceptorâs head?â
Ning Xiaoyao wanted to cry. If itâs not biting people to death, itâs pooping on them instead. Just who did they learn these things from?! (Author: Who do you think? o(â¯â¡â°)o )
âHow about you ask Supreme Commander?â Big Boss Black suggested next. âYouâre a stupid human, but Supreme Commanderâs very smart.â
âYouâre the one whoâs stupid,â Ning Xiaoyao stood up and dusted off her butt with a snort. âHe wants to run away? As if itâs that simple! Iâll go stop Xie Anji this very night. [email protected]#*[email protected]#*([email protected]$, what did I say before? The Grand Preceptorâs a piece of sh**, so of course heâd come to meddle in our war plans!â
âXiaoyao, youâre so smart,â Wheat exclaimed in a reverent tone. Ning Xiaoyao laughed out loud. Big Boss Black just licked the fur by his mouth. He wasnât going to associate himself with these idiots whoâd never seen real intelligent humans before.
âWheat, do me a favor,â Ning Xiaoyao said as she cupped the sparrow in her hands. âHelp me keep an eye on Xie Anji and see which city gate heâs leaving from. Then have some other little pal pass on the message to me, okay? Once everythingâs finished, Iâll treat you to guoba. Chef Huangâs making some egg yolk guoba right now, ah.â
âOkay~â Wheat agreed.
Big Boss Black said, âHe already said that the Grand Preceptorâs sending Xie Anji to the Wu region. That means heâll definitely use the south gates, ah.â
âYouâre the type of cat who doesnât understand Grand Preceptorâs crafty ways,â Ning Xiaoyao replied. âFor the sake of hiding Xie Anjiâs whereabouts, wouldnât he make his son go through a different door? Doesnât the Grand Preceptor know how to make a roundabout trip?â
Big Boss Black was forced to admit that the ninny had her flashes of brilliance at times, too.
âThen Iâll go keep an eye on Xie Anji,â Wheat hopped onto Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulder and nuzzled against her cheek.
âBe careful,â Ning Xiaoyao tilted her head to nuzzle him back.
âMhm.â Wheat then flew away.
âYouâre really not going to tell Supreme Commander a thing that Wheat told you?â Big Boss Black asked as he looked at Ning Xiaoyao.
âNo need,â Ning Xiaoyao said. âYour Supreme Commanderâs busy with transferring troops. Thatâs a big task, so he canât be distracted, oh.â
Big Boss Black dug into the ground with his claws as his tone grew vicious. âFine then. If Xie Anji doesnât behave, Iâll claw him a face full of blood!â
Just like that, Ning Xiaoyao began to make preparations at the palace for stopping Xie Anji even as he packed up his things and made ready to leave. As the skies approached dusk, a mama from the empress dowagerâs palace came searching for Ning Xiaoyao until she found her at the little kitchens, then told her that the empress dowager was feeling unwell.
Ning Xiaoyao was currently holding half a pot full of Chef Huangâs freshly made egg yolk guoba. She glanced at the mama, then said, âIf sheâs not feeling well, go find an imperial physician. Whatâs the use of coming to me? Itâs not like the empress dowager would eat any prescription I gave her, right?â
The mama remained half-bowed as she spoke. âYour Majesty, Esteemed Empress Dowager wanted to see you.â
âFor the sake of keeping both of us in a good mood, I think itâs better that I donât go,â Ning Xiaoyao pursed her lips. âMama, you can just tell that to the empress dowager.â
â......â said the mama. Wouldnât those words only infuriate the empress dowager to death?
âCome, have a guoba,â Ning Xiaoyao picked out a guoba and handed it to the mama. âChef Huang made them, theyâre super delicious.â
The mama bit into a mouthful of guoba in front of Ning Xiaoyao and swallowed it down. She felt fine afterwards and didnât die, so she silently exhaled in relief. Looks like His Majesty wasnât planning to poison me to death.
After the empress dowagerâs mama finally withdrew, Ning Xiaoyao forgot all about this incident. She munched on her egg yolk guoba while planning how to give Xie Anji another thrashing. Meanwhile, the mama returned to the empress dowagerâs palace and stood in front of her mistress, too afraid to speak. Seeing this, Empress Dowager Xie knew that Ning Yu wasnât planning to come.
âWhatever His Majesty said to you, you can tell This Dowager directly. This Dowager wonât fault you for it.â
The mama stammered out Ning Xiaoyaoâs exact sentence---for the sake of keeping both of us in a good mood, I think itâs better that I donât go.
Hearing this, Empress Dowager Xie didnât lose her temper like usual, but only told the mama, âThis Dowager understands. Go make some arrangements to have Zhou mamaâs head delivered to Iron Buddha Temple.â
The mama hastily accepted her orders before asking, âIs there any message for Esteemed Empress?â
âJust say that itâs from This Dowager,â Empress Dowager Xie replied breezily. âAnd that it was His Majesty who did the deed, but This Dowager snatched back that mamaâs head on account of the fact that sheâd accompanied the empress for all of her life, thus saving part of the corpse from being eaten up by dogs.â
The mama felt afraid upon hearing the empress dowagerâs words.
âAnd tell the empress that His Majesty has already drawn the Lord Protectorâs estate, Tao Yu from the military barracks, and Prince Fu all over to his side,â Empress Dowager Xie added. âTo His Majesty, the soldiers of the Zhou Clan are negligible at this point. Of course itâd be best if he had them too, but otherwise heâll just destroy them.â
âYes, this servant has remembered empress dowagerâs words,â the mama accepted the decree.
âGo on,â Empress Dowager Xie had her withdraw. Once she was gone, the empress dowager picked up Ning Xin by her side and rocked the baby until he laughed. Only then did she smile back in turn and murmur, âXinâer donât worry, imperial mother will definitely protect and guard you well.â
As for Ning Yu, Empress Dowager Xie mused as she continued to rock her son into smiles before talking to herself, âIâve given that girl a chance. If she says she wonât meet me, then she doesnât recognize me as her mother. She canât blame me for eating her alive, then.â (Author: So, His Majesty just gave up her sole chance to live with that rejection just then? (ï¿¢_ï¿¢) )
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After dusk, all the lamps were lit in Lou Ziguiâs quarters. Tao Yu brought along his trusted subordinates from the military barracks to sit in a circle around Lou Zigui and a portion of his Black Frost Cavalry. All of them were discussing details in low voices. There was brush and paper before Lou Zigui, which he frequently used to take notes and draw diagrams.
Ning Xiaoyao snuck to the half-open window to watch the people working inside.
âIt looks like Supreme Commanderâs very busy,â Big Boss Black whispered from her shoulder.
Ning Xiaoyao perked up her ears to listen to Lou Zigui speak, before she complained, âI donât recognize a single name heâs saying.â
âNinny,â Big Boss Black said.
Lou Zigui thought he heard a catâs meow and quickly glanced looked out the window, but all he saw through the half-open screen were a bunch of green trees. There was no sign of a cat or Miss Ning.
âSupreme Commander?â Tao Yu called to him softly when he noticed the man looking distracted.
âLetâs keep talking,â Supreme Commander turned back to Tao Yu, his expression back to normal.
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In the front hall of Supreme Splendor Hall, Shadowgale had already gathered his fellow brothers. He next addressed Ning Xiaoyao, who had wandered onto the scene mid-way. âYour Majesty, Xie Anjiâs really going to run away tonight?â
âMhm,â Ning Xiaoyao nodded. She picked up Little White Fatty, whoâd been trailing her the entire way, and asked Shadowgale, âWindy, can I bring along Little White Fatty?â
Shadowgale glanced over at the fat black cat already sitting on Ning Xiaoyaoâs shoulders, then at the chubby little wolf pup in her arms, his mouth twitching. Is she planning to go on an all-out brawl?
âArooo~â Little White Fatty tried to flatter Shadowgale by licking at his clothes.
Shadowgaleâs lips twitched again. Is this a wolf or a dog?
âWindy?â Ning Xiaoyao called out.
âIf Your Majesty wants to take him along, then go ahead,â Shadowgale replied. âXie Anjiâs skills are only so-so and doesnât need Your Majesty to exert yourself.â
âHey, you canât say things like that,â Ning Xiaoyao rebutted him, âThe Grand Preceptor will definitely send top-level experts to guard his son.â
Shadowgale was quick to recant himself. âYour Majesty lectures rightly.â
âAh?â Ning Xiaoyao was lost. âI didnât lecture you, ah.â
â......â said Shadowgale. These are just conventional expressions. All officials and servants say them in the presence of the emperor.
âYour Majesty,â the Poison Sect Head and Yan Hong appeared with Mute Nanny while Shadowgale was still fretting over how to explain the concept of formalities. Shadowgaleâs expression fell at the sight of them before he looked back at Ning Xiaoyao.
âYour Majesty?â he questioned.
Ning Xiaoyao told him not to be nervous while she grinned cheerfully at the new duo. âCome, come, the two of you should join me and Windy over here.â
The Sect Head and Yan Hong approached Ning Xiaoyao and kneeled to pay their respects. Shadowgale instinctively stood in front of Ning Xiaoyao to shield her, so she stuck out her head from behind him to say, âCome and rise.â
Shadowgale asked in a small voice, âYour Majesty is going to bring them along?â
âMhm,â Ning Xiaoyao nodded. âWeâre not beating up Xie Anji today, but the Poison Sect Head will.â She dropped her voice and added, âOnce heâs beaten Xie Anji half-dead, he wonât be able to run back to the Grand Preceptorâs side again. Windy, do you think this idea will work?â
â......â said Shadowgale. This idea will work brilliantly!