As my insides were exploding, Dranste looked down above me with a big cheerful grin.
That damned guy, that rotten f*cker, that f*cker that deserved to die!
In the end, I glared at him with a death glare and picked a fight with him.
I hate the sight of him laughing to death! I peered at him with my slitted eyes and threw a question at him.
âWhat the hell are you?â
âHuh?â
Drantse, who shortly laughed, cocked his head. Thanks to that, Drantseâs seductive smile disappeared from his mouth.
Ah, now my inwards feel better.
His short black hair with blue lights shook. The blue eyes that couldnât be hidden in the dark looked at me.
âTo say âWhatâ, youâre pretty good. Really good, actually.â
What the hell are you saying? Caitel wasnât a person who made sense, but this guy took the cake for coming out of the left field. Ah, even just talking was tiring. This damn guy.
âWhat do you think am I?â
âPig.â
âDo you want to die?â
Donât threaten me as you laugh. Even if you do that, it wouldnât work.
Dranste must have felt wrong because he made a crying face.
It wouldnât work though.
From above me, I could hear him go, âChi!â Ugh! Why was everyone who tried to play with me a bratty kid? Was I not supposed to be the bratty baby, or were they the bratty baby? Ah, Serira was the exception.
Anyway, thatâs thatâ¦
Ah, there was no answer coming to mind. I couldnât even grasp an idea or feeling. He said he wasnât a ghost.
Heâs too wretched to be a god so exclude that. Dragon? There couldnât be a creature like thatâ¦
Of course, celestial beings were also excluded. Then the only thing left wasâ¦
Demon?
âCaitel does call me that.â
âThen are you saying youâre not?;
He laughed at my reply. His laughing form as he went âkh kh khâ looked like a crazy person, so I didnât even want to be close to him. The problem was I couldnât crawl away! Yet that person could walk!
âWe will see each other often until the day Caitel dies, so you donât have to abuse your head anymore. Someday, you may figure it out.â
âAre you trying to comfort me? Wanna die? No, Iâm curious now. Tell me. Now.â
âUh huh, you have an impatient personality, lady.â
Ahâ¦
God, If you can make my hand and body grow up right now, so I could just hit that knucklehead once, I will sell my soul. Yes?
Were you saying you wonât receive my soul?
Ugh, fuck.
I felt dispirited and leaned against the safety rail of the crib. As I let out several deep sighs, Dranste reached his hand out for me. Then he held my hand up and laid a kiss on it.
It was something he did so often I just left him alone when suddenly, his eyes that were on me sparkled.
What wrong with this thing?
At that moment he laughed.
âWhen you grow up, will you like to be my bride?â
Get out and die.
âHere. Ah, so pretty.â
Serira was randomly giving it her all at playing dressing up doll with me. The custom fitted white dress was put on me.
The clothes were pretty, but being dressed up so suddenly was also quite burdensome.
âWhatâs going on, everyone?â
âThis outfit seems to be the best one.â
Elene, who was at the side, took out something from the mountain of clothes piled up. Serira reached out with just one hand and took the outfit. Then she handed me over to Elene to hold instead.
I noticed that Eleneâs embrace was softer then Seriraâs.
If one would ask me if I like it more then the answer was no. I was afraid her strength would overflow in her grip in her attempt to hold me and fall over. Ugh.
âThatâs right, hold her for a bit.â
Then she started to go through the clothes with more decisiveness.
Ah, Iâm dizzy. This was good and all, but could I go sit down somewhere? I knew itâs comfortable since everyone was holding me, but I felt the most relaxed when I was sitting by myself.
âOohah ooh ahh.â
âPrincess, you like it too right?â
⦠I think I did have a communication disability. Look at what comes out of my mouth!
Serira couldnât understand what I was saying and neither could Elene.
Hah! Such a cruel world! I gave up. Thatâs right, itâs easier if one would just give up
âThis outfit or this outfit?â
She measured a red dress then a blue dress on my body. Elene seriously pondered.
âI think a red dress is better than blue. A dress with a reddish hue is prettier.â
âIf you think about it, the hair is..â
Both people were dead silent as they looked at the two dresses in front of them.
âWhat does it matter what I wear? I can wear whatever.â
I started to get a headache just watching them waste so much energy thinking over a dress.
âThish one! Thish one!â
I ended up having to get involved. Serira smiled as I pointed to the red dress.
âThis one, does Princess like this one?â
She asked while smiling. No, but I didnât want to get worried about it any longer.
I busied myself by nodding and laughing. Elene and Serira didnât look satisfied with the dress I picked, but they felt they had no choice since that was the one I liked.
Now it turns out the purpose of this dress wasâ¦for a party being held tomorrow.
Telling an eight-month-old baby to go attend a party was a pretty funny thing to do, but since itâs my own fatherâs birthday party there was no other choice.
âIf itâs Dadâs birthday then I have to go. Yup. Who knows what will happen to me if I donât go?
Even if I was a Wah-Wah crying baby, this was an unavoidable reality. Ugh!â
âThen we will use this outfit, so what should we do about the hairpiece?â
Not only was it a party for Caitelâs birthday, but envoys all over the continent were coming to celebrate too.
According to Elaineâs gossip, all the countries Caitel conquered, including the ones he never even touched were coming. All kinds of people with different styles of clothes and culture, almost literally all of them were coming together just to give a long-drawn-out speech thatâs mostly them just talking at length about literally nothing on this occasion.
It was two empires, six kingdoms, two coalitions (United Kingdoms), and one republic. They were all coming together with bribes to offer as a tribute and a woman to seduce Caitel with⦠Anyway, they were really wrapping all kinds of things while coming here.
It looked like Dad was gonna be busy thanks to all those people with all kinds of goals.
Of course, when I grew up, I would be busy too. However, for now, thanks to my youth, I just had to attend the party, and itâs the end for me.
I didnât even have to stay for a long time which was good news.
Now that I thought about it, I was the only princess of the Agrigent Empire. It was a problem that I only remembered at times like this, but I was Caitelâs only daughter.
Not only that, but I have five names.
It is Ariadna Lereg Ilestri Pre Agregiant.
Wow, itâs so long itâs scary. Just memorizing it made my brain go numb.
As I marvel at the length of my own name I felt someone come from behind me. As I turned my head, Ellene, who was holding me, turned around too.
It was a maid.
When our gazes met, she bowed politely.
âHis Majesty calls for the princess.â
âAh-ta.â (Appa for dad)
As soon as I saw Caitel, I was in his embrace in no time. I guess he finished his work for the day because there was not a single piece of paper in his study.
Ferdel must have swiped all of it.
I saw him a couple of times but heâs not a normal guy. However, I was not saying heâs a crazy guy either.
âIs that suppose to be âdadâ?â
âYes, your Majesty.â
Couldnât you just tell by listening? I was calling you Dad.
Now that I thought about my accent⦠Itâs sad, so donât say anything. Shh.
As I felt his eyes focus on me, by instinct, I reached out to pull his hair while laughing. Caitel was not so petty heâd get angry at me for playing with his hair which was a good thing.
âHey, Papa arenât I loveable by now?â
âSheâs prettier now.â
It was as if he read my mind because he gave me an answer. My face lit up as I pulled Caitelâs neck towards me.
Really? For real?
âShe was so ugly before.â
â¦.Ah. I tried to look upon you with affection. Ugh!
âYew-ah-uhgwy.â (Baby talk: You are ugly)
You were ugly too! Iâm not the only ugly one!
I babbled away but, as I said before, I must have some kind of communication disability.
Caitel just looked at Serira with a blank expression.
âWhat is she saying?â
âI, I donât knowâ¦â
I hate both of you.
âI want to be alone. All of you leave.â
I couldnât do anything about the rush of sadness I felt surging inwards.
I was a ruin.
As I lamented by myself, I felt the fervent desire to one day be able to pronounce human words. I heard loud laughter coming from the side. Just as I thought, when I turned around, there was Dranste cackling next to Caitel.
âDonât laugh, you jerk.â
âIf only Caitel understood⦠It would have been a masterpiece. How regrettable.â
âIf you feel that way then just let him know.â
At my remark, Dranste just shrugged his shoulders. Then the words that came out of his mouth wasâ¦
âItâs a lot more fun if he doesnât know.â
Oh, you jerk.