Translator: SFBaka
âYou wish to purchase a mothership from us, correct?â
She immediately got to the point while still wearing that perfect business smile. She was really straightforward, so I was a bit surprised. But itâs better this way.
âYes. We were planning on purchasing a Skizbrazunil from your company, you see.â
As I said so, Sara-sanâs eyes started sparkling in delight and she leaned over. She leaned forward, but since she was so small, it actually didnât make much difference. It wasnât sexy at all.
âThe SDMS - 020, right? You have great foresight sir! The SDMS - 020 is our best seller in the carrier category. We released the base model roughly 89 years ago, but weâve continuously improved the line based on feedback from our loyal customers and innovations made by our prized engineers. As you know, the productâs concept is high reliability and customizability. And youâve come at just the perfect time. We have just completed a newly developed edition of the ship.â
Sara-san rubbed her hands together as she made a delighted smile.
âButâ¦â¦ Itâs gonna be expensive, right?â
I made a circle with my index finger and thumb to better get my meaning across.
âWell, thatâs true. It supports a wide range of the latest cutting edge optional parts. But donât you worry, sir. I have the perfect proposal to satisfy your needs, Hiro-sama.â
After saying so, the dwarven ladyâs smile deepened even more. I raised my guard after seeing that.
âHiro-sama is a brilliant up-and-coming mercenary who rose from Bronze rank to Gold rank at a blazing fast speed. Is this correct?â
ââ¦â¦Doesnât it feel like Iâm just bragging if I say yes to that? It may seem like Iâm just full of myself yâknow.â
âThatâs not true! Youâre very cool!â
Mimi denied my words with sparkling eyes.
âI also feel a bit embarrassed about it⦠but itâs the truth anyway.â
Elma gets where Iâm coming from but she didnât deny the claim that I was some super amazing merc. May just quietly stood behind us. She didnât say anything, But I guess that means she agrees with Mimi and Elma.
âSo itâs the truth, huh⦠Alright then. Letâs leave it at that. I understand that Sara-san, or rather, the Space Dwerg company sees me quite favorably. So?â
I set aside the matter of whether or not Iâm a super awesome merc and urged to continue the discussion. Anyway, itâs not about what I think of myself but what others think when they see my accomplishments. If she and Space Dwerg think Iâm a great mercenary, then thatâs fine. Iâm not gonna dwell on that any further.
âYes. If you sign an exclusive contract with us, we will be able to offer you more favorable terms and big discounts.â
She said all that without breaking her sunny smile. I inclined my head after hearing her offer.
âI canât decide objectively if you donât give me the details of that exclusive contract.â
âThatâs right.â
âUhuh.â
âYes, of course. To put it simply, we will need you to continue using our products and mothership as much as possible, come to our facilities for your maintenance needs whenever possible, collect performance data from you regularly, and make use of your various exploits for our companyâs advertising campaigns. Those are the four main conditions.â
I ran the details of the four conditions she presented inside my head.
Thereâs no problem with the first condition, I think. Itâs not like weâll be replacing the mothership anytime soon.
As for the second condition, well, I guess itâs okay. She did say I only had to use their facilities whenever possible, so itâs not like I canât go to other facilities for maintenance and repairs if there are no Space Dwerg facilities available.
I have no problem with the third condition either. But I have to discuss it with everyone just to be sure. Itâs the fourth condition that I have a problem with. I need to hear more details about it in order to decide.
âI donât have problems with the first and second conditions, but what do you guys think about the third and fourth? I personally donât really have a problem with handing them performance data. As for the fourth one, I think we need to hear more details since itâs a bit vague.â
âI think it would be fine if we excluded the details related to our private lives. I have no problem with using the collected data for advertising either. But something like having us serve as spokespersons for Space Dwerg is a no-go I think. It would be troublesome to always promote Space Dwerg products and services anywhere we go.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âI also agree with Elma-sama. In any case, I think it would be best if we also hear how much discounts and perks they are willing to offer us before we decide to sign any sort of contract with them.â
âFumu⦠I see. What about you, Mimi? Any opinions?â
âI donât understand the part where they will use our exploits for advertising. Are they simply going to use our mercenary activities for advertising campaigns? But we basically just travel around and hunt pirates, right? I donât know how they would use something like that to promote their company.â
After hearing our concerns, Sara-san nodded and began to explain.
âRegarding the use of performance and operational data, we will make sure to exclude the details pertaining to your private lives, so please do not worry. And as for using your exploits for advertising, you will basically have to give priority coverage rights to our company for live battle footage during your operations.â
âPriority coverage rights?â
Another thing I wasnât clear with was mentioned.
âYes. The Space Dwerg group doesnât just deal with developing and building starships, but numerous other businesses as well. For example, our industrial department covers a wide range of fields such as weapons development and manufacturing, as well as brewing quality beverages. Thereâs also an entertainment and media department as well.â
âEntertainment?â
I kinda have a bad feeling about this.
âYes. For those living in the colonies, the lives of people traveling around to various parts of the galaxy is a very exciting topic. In other words, they like to hear and watch things about the lives of you intrepid space drifters. The documentaries about mercenaries exterminating evil pirates are very popular programs in the colonies you know.â
ââ¦â¦Mimi?â
I looked toward Mimi, who was a former colony citizen, to ask about her opinion and found her eyes sparkling in excitement.
âThatâs right! I also liked watching those documentaries about monster hunters and mercenaries when I was living in the colony! So our activities will be broadcasted in those documentary programs, right!? Uwaaaaaahâ¦!â
Mimi-san was shivering in excitement. If she had a tail, it would be wagging energetically. I see. Judging from her reaction, those mercenary life documentaries look like very popular programs in the colonies.
âWhat do you think, guys?â
âMmâ¦â¦â
Compared to the excited Mimi, Elma was acting more reserved.
âI think it would be best to declineâ¦â
âBut why!?â
âNo, well, if they watch our daily interactions, the people out there will find out about what kind of relationship we have with Hiro, right? Itâs probably going to be broadcasted to the whole galaxy, even. Do you really realize what that means?â
So itâs about this dimensionâs common sense regarding a man and a woman living under one ship huh?
If they feature us in a documentary program, thatâs like announcing our relationship to the entire galaxy.
âIs there something wrong with that? I donât think there would be problems even if they knew our relationship with Hiro-sama though.â
Mimi heard Elmaâs reasons for declining, but still stuck to her opinion. Elma was taken aback by Mimiâs reaction.
âYeah. I think itâs too late to be feeling bashful about it too. Our relationship is already obvious to the people from the local port administration bureaus and the Mercenary Guild branches we visited. And as long as we continue to travel around in space, it will eventually be known to the entire galaxy anyway.â
âT-Thatâs right, I guess. Butâ¦â
Elma was losing her ground against the calm Mimi and looked down in reluctance. Or rather, Mimiâs quite intense today huh.
âIâm also quite interested about your relationship with these two lovely ladies, but anyway, thatâs how it is. We would like for you to accept the offer of Space Dwergâs entertainment and media department. Oh! And of course, you will get a satisfactory appearance fee as well!â
After saying so, she made the same finger sign that I did earlier to illustrate her point. Oh, okay.
Well, Mimiâs episode would be akin to a Cinderella story, so I bet it will be real popular huh. At least I think so. Depending on how you look at it, itâs like she stood up from the very bottom and obtained success after all.
ââ¦â¦Since youâll have priority rights, I assume it would be better if we decline offers from other companies, correct?â
âYes, thatâs how it is.â
âWeâre not forced to divulge everything, right? Meaning, we will be able to refuse at our discretion if we think itâs inappropriate.â
ââ¦â¦Yes. Thatâs correct.â
It felt like Sara-san wanted to click her tongue just now, but she still kept her perfect smile.
âHiro-sama! Letâs accept the coverage deal! Come on!â
Mimi excitedly pulled my arm. Ah? Youâre shaking me far too much, young lady⦠My teeth are clattering already.
âSo I take it that you agree to our offer, correct? Then let us move on to the price of the ship and the optional parts and equipment you want added on to it.â
âYes, okay.â
Sara-san picked up a portable terminal from her desk and put up an image on the holo-display. What was displayed was the ship we were planning to buy; the Skizbrazunil.
âLetâs start with talking about the Skizbrazunil itself first. Depending on the direction of the discussions, we may be able to accommodate your needs better by offering suggestions.â
Sara-sanâs eyes displayed a sharp glint akin to that of a raptor scoping out its prey for a brief moment. Oh boy. Guess I gotta brace myself. I canât let my guard down around this lady(?). Bring it on then. Iâm gonna haggle like my life depends on it.