130 - Test Run (Weapons Chapter)
Translator: SFBaka
âAaah! Weâre getting shot at! Theyâre firing at us, boss!â
âI-I-Itâs okay, sis! With this shipâs shield output, lasers of that intensity wonât-â
âMissiles! Seeker missiles are heading straight for us! Missiles are bad news, right!?â
âM-Missiles are no good!â
âThey sure are getting lively over there.â
âMore like noisy.â
âAhahaâ¦â¦ So I was like this too back then.â
We ended up encountering a small fleet of ships as soon as we plunged into the asteroid belt. Are they mining ships? I scanned them just in case, but it looks like I hit the jackpot and they turned out to be pirates in disguise. It was a whole group of 13 pirate ships. They even had a medium-sized combat ship within their ranks.
âMan, we sure got lucky.â
âNo, no, no! This is definitely bad luck boss! Encountering pirates right off the bat is definitely bad luck I tell ya.â
Tina was making a ruckus at the back, but I ignored her and continued to scan the ships.
âT-They have thirteen ships you know? And that medium-sized combat ship looks fairly heavily armed. Isnât it too dangerous to provoke such a group, big brotherâ¦â¦?â
âNo, itâs okay. This will be a cinch for Hiro-sama.â
âNo, thatâs just crazy! No matter how cutting edge this ship is, it would still go down if it gets showered with a rain of missiles you know.â
âIt wonât matter if we donât get hit.â
I quoted a famous line from a certain Red Comet and activated Krishnaâs weapon systems. With this, our trusty heavy laser cannons and ballistic shot cannons are ready to go as always. Prepare for combat guys.
âYou said we wonât get into combat right away boss! You liar!â
âW-Wait! My heart isnât ready yet⦠Hyaaaaaaaaa!?â
And so, we plunged straight into combat.
Krishna with its weapon systems fully deployed immediately attacked the rear of the fleet and successfully finished off two small pirate ships placed at the very back.
ãW-What the hell!?ã
ãEnemy attack! Break up! Break up!ã
âLike Iâd let you.â
The pirates tried to break formation in a panic, but Krishna had already managed to close down on the fleet. I fired the two ballistic shot cannons in succession and brought down three more pirate ships with a hail of submunitions.
ãN-Nooooo! I donât wanna d-ã
One of the pirate ships which got turned into swiss cheese exploded. Maybe we managed to hit their fuel cells. The other two ships got caught up in the explosion and followed suit as well.
But as expected, these pirates wonât simply go down without a fight. The other pirate ships turned around and started counterattacking with laser cannons and multi-cannons. Of course, most of the weapons sported by these retrofitted civilian ships were as good as peashooters to Krishna, so we could just shrug them off. Thatâs also made fairly obvious by the ship condition displayed by the HUDâs holography model.
I, Mimi, and Elma already knew the drill, so we didnât mind, but we canât say the same for Tina and Whisker.
âAaah! Weâre getting shot at! Theyâre firing at us, boss!â
âI-I-Itâs okay, sis! With this shipâs shield output, lasers of that intensity wonât-â
Compared to Tina, whose face was already flooded with tears and snot, Whisker was keeping herself together better. Her voice was shaking thoughâ¦â¦ As I amused myself with the sisterâs reactions, an alert rang out inside the cockpit.
âMissiles! Seeker missiles are heading straight for us! Missiles are bad news, right?ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âM-Missiles are no good!â
âThey sure are getting lively over there.â
Tinaâs panicked screams were funny, but hearing Whisker say missiles were no good while desperately trying to act calm was interesting as well.
In any case, we scattered flares in order to shake off the seeker missiles hot on our tail. I then fired up the thrusters and performed a sharp evasive maneuver.
âFugyaaaa!?â
âHiyaaaa!â
Due to the Gs which couldnât be fully prevented by the inertial control system, each of the sisters let out distinct screams.
âAre we going for the medium-sized ship first?â
âNah. If we shoot it down, those small fries will just run away. Weâll take out the small ships first.â
The medium-sized ship did sport higher firepower, but it was equipped mostly with missile pods, so we just had to pay attention to the seeker missiles. There are still plenty of flares left, and I can always just shake the missiles off without using them anyway, so thereâs no problem.
âHyahaaa! Iâm gonna turn you all into space dust-!
ãD-Dammit! What is this thing!? Fire, fiiire!ã
Wahaha! If you want to take me down, then at least bring military ships with you, idiots!
But even if they did, I had no intention of getting done in by mere pirates.
ââ¦â¦We just went through hell and back.â
ââ¦â¦Uuu.â
After the battle, the sisters, who quieted down halfway through, started making a fuss again. Tina looked pretty burned out, but Whisker was muttering awkwardly with a red face. She must have taken a leak. Well, she did put on you-know-what before we headed out, so at least she didnât make a mess inside the cockpit. Good for you, girl.
âWe managed to get quite a haul today, Hiro-samaâ¦â¦ Letâs check them out later.â
âThereâs a lot of refined rare metals too. Weâll be making a tidy sum for this one.â
âHow much do you estimate our profits are?â
âWeâll be getting 112,000 Enels for the bounties alone. The bounty for the medium-sized ship was quite sizeable as well.â
â112,000 Enels!? S-Seriouslyâ¦â¦?â
âThatâs amazingâ¦â¦ And thereâs also profit from selling the loot, right?â
âYep. We donât know how much weâll be getting from selling them for sure yet, but I estimate it to be at least 20,000 Enels.â
âSo that means the total profit would be 132,000 Enelsâ¦â¦ This is your regular incomeâ¦? Are you kidding me?â
âHow many months would it take for us to even come close to that amountâ¦â¦?â
I donât know how much their monthly salary is, but since they were first-class engineers, Iâm sure they were being paid a pretty tidy sum.
âUmâ¦â¦ We get a monthly salary of 3,700 Enels, rightâ¦? So that means itâll take at least 35 months or so.â
âSo itâll take three yearsâ¦â¦â
The sisters were having a conversation with a gloomy atmosphere hovering over them. You didnât factor in the risks involved guys. Working as an engineer may still get you involved in accidents, but it was still a lot safer than what we do. High risk, high rewards, as they say. Thatâs mercenary work in a nutshell.
âDo you guys wanna quit working for Space Dwerg and become full crew members? Iâll give you a reasonable salary.â
âUuuâ¦â¦ Iâm sorely tempted.â
âIt wonât go so easily, big sis. Our unrestricted travel passes already cost 200,000 eachâ¦â¦ Our entire life savings donât even come close.â
âMuhâ¦â¦ I know that. But yâknowâ¦â
The big sister pouted at her little sisterâs calm retort. We finally finished recovering all the loot. There was no damage to the hull this time as well. We tanked everything with the shields and annihilated the small pirate fleet. It was a complete victory.
âYosh. This should be enough for today. Letâs head back, guys.â
âYes! Iâll set the coordinates.â
âLetâs have a celebration party tonight. It would be nice to go to a place that serves some good liquor.â
I turned the bow toward the direction of the Brad Prime colony and started accelerating. For the time being, the overhaul seems to be a success. Iâll give Sara a call once we get back to the colony.