Translator: SFBaka
âFumuâ¦â¦â
Well, I decided to go around and see everyone, but where do I start? Thereâs Mimi, Elma, and the mechanic sistersâ¦â¦ Letâs start with the mechanic sisters then. Mimi and Elma were somehow already accustomed to my reckless stunts, and I didnât really have to worry about May, so that leaves the sisters, whoâve just newly boarded my ship. Iâll spend time with Mimi and Elma later tonight.
And so, I went straight to the sisters.
âOh, boss, whatâs up?â
The two were sitting side by side on the sofa inside the break room. They werenât doing anything in particular and were just sitting right next to each other while gazing at the terrarium filled with alien plants.
âUmâ¦â¦ I was thinking of going around to check up on everyone yâsee. Am I in the way?â
Since the sisters seemed to be getting along just fine, it doesnât look like thereâs any room for me.
âWeâre just fading out a bit, big brother. Donât mind us.â
âNah, itâs fine. Come and sit down over here with us, boss.â
After saying so, Tina separated from Whisker and tapped the now-open space between them.
âRight between you guysâ¦â¦? Is that really okay?â
Doesnât this seem like getting in between two lilies? Wouldnât I be struck by karma or something? Uh, but itâs not like the two of them are in that kind of relationship anyway.
âWhat are you hesitating around for, boss. Câmon over and sit here already.â
âU-Umuâ¦â¦â
âYouâre so strange sometimes, big brother.â
I sat down next to the laughing Tina. Since I was right next to Tina, that meant I was right next to Whisker as well.
âThere you go.â
âOi?â
A few moments after I sat down, Tina scooted over and hugged me from the side.
âCâmon, Whisker. You too.â
âUh⦠T-There.â
After getting prodded by Tina, Whisker also scooted over to me from the other side. What the heck did I get myself into?
âSkinship really feels good somehow. And I donât mean in a naughty sense, okay, boss?â
âIâd be really troubled if you meant it in a naughty sense.â
âWhy? Tina-chanâs really cute, right? Whiskerâs pretty cute too.â
Tina cutely sulked as she kept hugging my arm.
âI acknowledge that you two are pretty cute, butâ¦â¦â
Them being cute and seeing them âthatâ way are two very different things. I mean, sure, theyâre cute, but their bodies were quite small, and somehow, it really smells like a crime⦠Iâm afraid of unwittingly opening a brand new door for myself that I can probably never close again. Scaryâ¦
âLetâs set that topic aside. Umâ¦â¦â
âHmm?â
ââ¦â¦I canât come up with a good topic.â
âSo you arenât good at socializing, boss? But I wonder why Mimi and Elma are so head over heels for you?â
âShut up, you. If youâre so good at socializing, how about you come up with a good topic.â
âYeah, youâre right. Letâs see. How about we talk about Whiskerâs embarrassing stories?â
âBig sis!â
âOh, I got one. This happened four months ago. We were tasked to give a ship a new paintjob that day. So we were busy painting the ship, but Whisker didnât realize some of the paint got onto her butt. Whisker went all day without noticing and left lots of butt-shaped paint stamps all around the workshop.â
âBig sis!!!â
Whisker let out an embarrassed scream with a beet-red face. So she was unexpectedly the airheaded type huh.
âAinât she cute?â
âYeah, she is.â
âKuuâ¦â¦ If thatâs how you want to play, then I got some stories about sis as well.â
âOh, go ahead and spill then. Iâll tell twice the amount of Whiskerâs embarrassing stories to Boss.â
No matter how embarrassing those stories are, I actually think nothing beats the time when the two of them rushed to our hotel room wearing nothing but negligees and tried to sell themselves off. I listened to the twoâs stories while inwardly thinking that.
âGununuâ¦â¦â
âMumumuâ¦â¦â
They were able to tell me loads of embarrassing stories regarding the two of them in just a short period of time. Well, the episodes seemed more like clumsy bloopers though.
âI liked the episode where Tina came to work while half-asleep and still in her pajamas.â
âW-Who was half-asleep? I just came to work in pajamas. Is there anything wrong with thatâ¦â¦?â
âThereâs quite a bit yâknow.â
Thatâs an out no matter how sleepy you were. Thereâs a limit to being half-asleep yâknow.
âFufun. As I thought. Big sis is even more careless than me.â
âThatâs not true. Whiskerâs the one whoâs careless.â
âYouâre the careless one, sis.â
âItâs you, Whisker.â
âNo, itâs you, big sis.â
ââGununuâ¦â¦ââ
Are you guys familiar with the expression âscant differenceâ? Thereâs no point no matter how much you two compared yourselves. Well, Iâm a proper adult, so I guess Iâll just watch over them quietly. They really seemed quite similar in my eyes though.
Come to think of it, aside from Tina, now Whisker was hugging my arm tightly as well. I guess she got too worked up so she didnât realize what she was doingâ¦â¦ I added a âcareless girlâ point to Whiskerâs name in my head. With this, Whisker was slightly in the lead when it comes to being careless.
âOr rather, isnât it unfair that only the two of us shared our embarrassing stories?â
âMuâ¦â¦ Thatâs certainly true. Please tell us some of your embarrassing stories as well, big brother.â
âMy stories huhâ¦â¦â
But what should I tell them? I havenât told them anything regarding my situation yet, so I really canât say much. I guess Iâll have to use the amnesia excuse I told Mimi and Elma first here.
âI donât really remember much about my past. I only remember the memories from when I met Mimi and Elma until the present clearlyâ¦â¦ I was involved in a hyperdrive accident you see. And as a result, I apparently got amnesia.â
âYou sure know how to crack a joke, bossâ¦â¦ Eh? Seriously?â
âYep. Seriously. Before I realized it, I already found myself sleeping inside Krishnaâs cockpit. It was really freezing so I was forced to wake up. My body still remembered how to pilot Krishna for some reason, and that somehow helped a lot. I was then suddenly attacked by pirates, and after I brought them down, I found myself in the Termaine Prime colony. I was treated as a suspicious guy since I didnât have any records available; not even ship logs.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âThatâsâ¦â¦ Then what about memories of your family or siblingsâ¦â¦?â
âThereâs nothing. I donât really mind though-â
The sisters peered up to my face with moist eyes when I said I didnât mind not having memories. Whatâs up with them? I tilted my head.
âYou look like you donât have a care in the world, boss, but in truth, you were actually sufferingâ¦â¦â
âYou arenât sadâ¦â¦? Are you really okayâ¦â¦?â
The two of them reached out their arms and patted the top of my head caringly. U-Unâ¦â¦ I canât really say I was blessed with an ideal family environment, but itâs kinda hard to see them being worried about me this much.
âNo, uh, I really donât mind guys.â
âLying is no good. Anyone who lost their memories of their family will surely feel very uneasy.â
âThatâs right, big brother.â
âI-I seeâ¦â¦â
I got overwhelmed by their overflowing concern. The two of them were displaying such serious expressions after all. I really felt their genuine concern, so I couldnât bring myself to ignore them.
âIf youâre sad, then you can always rely on us, okay?â
âUh, thatâsâ¦â
âYou donât want toâ¦â¦?â
âI-Itâs not like I donât want to.â
Be cool, me. And think. Think hardâ¦â¦ How will I get myself out of this awkward situation- Wait, thatâs it!
âLetâs set that topic aside for the time being. Are you guys interested in how I met Mimi, Elma, and May? Theyâve already told you the gist, but Iâm sure they didnât go into detail about the events, right?â
âNnâ¦â¦ Yes, thatâs certainly true.â
âYes, yes. Of course. Iâll start from my time on Termaine Prime thenâ¦â¦â
I then started telling them about how I met Elma, Mimi, and Major Serena. And so, we exchanged stories while closely glued to each other. It somehow feels like their impression of me has changed a bit due to this little eventâ¦â¦ But it wasnât bad to spend time with the two of them leisurely like this.