Translator: SFBaka
We concluded the call with Viscount Willrose with a promise to meet them face to face after the award ceremony. Eldmoore still seemed to have a thing or two to say to me for touching Elma, butâ¦â¦
âHiro-san is a recipient of the Silver Sword Wings Assault medal, and soon, an even more prestigious Gold Star. Youâre already regarded as an imperial hero. And having Elma get close to someone of your caliber and fame before anyone else offers quite a lot of advantages to us if you look at it from the perspective of an aristocratic house.â
âGuoooooh!? Milfi! I give, I give!â
Milfi-san, who held the still-hostile Eldmoore in a tight armlock as she addressed me with a sweet smile, looked pretty amazingâ¦â¦ She was undoubtedly Elmaâs mother.
âBut I feel like I went and got myself off the hook for a reason I donât really get though.â
I murmured in a perplexed tone while sitting on the edge of the bed.
âOh, youâre talking about the matter dear mother mentioned? Well, to put it simply, she implied that those who couldnât even reign in her tomboy daughter have no right to point fingers when the said daughter was able to earn the attention of an excellent and distinguished mercenary like you. It wasnât intentional on your part, but you did manage to get awarded the Silver Sword Wings Assault medal and Gold Star.â
ââ¦â¦How should I put it? Um, itâs like a childrenâs fight.â
âThatâs pretty accurate, actually. Nobles usually indulge themselves in such trivial and silly exchanges.â
Elma, who still hasnât dried herself off after taking a shower, shrugged her shoulders nonchalantly. By the way, I was also still drenched since we took a shower together.
âWell, in other words, theyâll have to recognize your worth whether they like it or not. Since youâve already produced solid results, they wonât be able to accuse you of being a hack. Rather, it would be more appropriate to just sit back and allow others to form their own conjectures instead.â
âMan, your social circle is something I really wonât get. Itâs definitely more trouble than itâs worth.â
âThatâs right. I was also fed up with those boring and tedious affairs, and thatâs one of the reasons I ran away from home.â
âYou made the right choice, I think. It just feels so much better to go wherever you wanna go and see whatever you wanna see at your own pace. You can go on adventures, eat lots of different food, hunt down pirates from time to time, and do whatever else you find interesting. Itâs a lot more fulfilling, thatâs for sure.â
âIsnât it?â
Elma giggled cheerfully and sat next to me. She then leaned her body on mine and made herself comfortable.
âAnd I have you, Mimi, Mei, Tina, and Whisker on this ship. I get to go on adventures with comrades who I love and trust in this vast universe. Weâll get mixed up in trouble from time to time and overcome a pinch together. I get to live out an exciting and fulfilling life even better than those depicted by adventure holo-novels, and thatâs more than enough for me. Thatâs why I have no intention of letting go of such a life, and in order for me to keep it, Iâll happily go with any scheme my mother cooks up.â
âI see. So, basically, youâve just set your bottom line, right?â
âThatâs right. Tina and Whisker notwithstanding, weâll have to discuss things with Mimi and Mei to prepare for tomorrow. We absolutely have to protect our daily lives.â
âYeah, youâre right.â
And before long, Elma and I fell asleep together on the bed after talking about things regarding her family a bit more.
The next day.
Mimi, Mei, Elma, and I decided to have one final discussion regarding our plans for the ceremony later on at the breakfast table.
âI have no problems regarding the plan, but are you sure youâre alright with it, Hiro-sama?â
âWhat do you mean?â
I asked Mimi who was tilting her head.
âUm, I mean thereâs a good chance youâll be officially recognized as an imperial knight and be granted a formal imperial peerage.â
âOh, so itâs about becoming a noble huhâ¦â¦ You mean I wonât just be granted an honorary title but an official one instead, right?â
âYes.â
âDo you want to become a noble, Mimi?â
âEh?â
Mimi tilted her head once more after hearing my question. I want to know her opinion on the matter as well.
âYou see, if I become an official noble, youâd probably become one as well, Mimi. In this case, Elma will be the first wife, and youâll probably be treated as my second, right?â
âThat would normally be the case considering our stations, but Iâm still an elf you see. Itâs still a fact that itâs usually fairly difficult to conceive a child with those of my kind, so having Mimi serve as the first wife due to that is also possible. And personally, I donât really mind becoming a concubine at all. Actually, I think Mimi would be more suitable as your official wife.â
After she listened to Elma and my discussion and realized what we meant, Mimiâs face turned bright red from embarrassment.
âWell, once I become an official noble and get issued high-class citizenship, it wonât be that difficult to settle down on a planet somewhere in the empire. That optionâs open, but weâll obviously no longer be able to fly around freely across the galaxy as mercenaries.â
âYeahâ¦â¦ Oh, hereâs an idea. Instead of settling with father in the capital after getting knighted, we might be able to get more leeway if we join up with Chris. Earl Dareinwald still owes us for our help after all, and if you get promoted to a knight or baron and come under him, I bet weâll still be able to act more freely under him, even though it definitely wonât be the same degree of freedom weâre enjoying now.â
ââ¦â¦Uh, but wonât Chris capitalize on that and double down on her pursuit of me instead?â
âIsnât it fine? You donât really hate being with that girl yourself, right, Hiro?â
âUh, I guess. But stillâ¦â¦â
Of course, Iâd feel good to be sought after passionately by such a cute girl. But I donât know about relying on a girl who I basically dumped in a spectacular fashion a while back though⦠She would probably go on the attack without any reserve once she learns of me becoming a noble myself.
At that time, I couldnât accept Chrisâs favor for various reasons, but thereâs no doubt things would change once I became a noble. Or rather, even without those reasons, me laying a hand on Chris right now is all sorts of wrong yâknow. Yeah, thatâs definitely an out.
If I put my filthy hands on a girl her age, itâs definitely going to be a crime! Iâll get arrested by the police for sure!
âWell, I admit I do find it a bit interesting to try my hand at being a nobleman, but I still prefer being a free and unfettered mercenary for a while longer. Or rather, at the rate this conversation is going, it might lead to an unexpected development. Like, for some reason, Mimi coldly refuses to marry me or something. Iâd probably dig a hole on the ground somewhere and bury myself alive if that were the case.â
âI-Itâs okay! Iâm willing to marry you, Hiro-sama!!â
âYeah, thatâs what Iâm talkin about!â
âYes, yes. Good for you huh. Iâll marry you too, of course.â
Mimi shrieked in glee with her face still bright red and made a guts pose. I turned to Elma and found her rolling her eyes at me as she giggled. Mei just quietly watched our interaction with a warm gaze.
âDo you want to get hitched with me as well, Mei?â
âI will follow whatever you require of me, Master.â
âYeah. I guess Iâll be marrying Elma and Mei as well huh.â
âYes, yes. Alright. Since youâre already on a roll, how about marrying Chris, Tina, and Whisker as well? Rather, how about marrying Major Serena too?â
âUh, Iâll probably pass on Major Serena.â
Cuz yâsee, if I do get into that kind of relationship for real with Major Serena after becoming a noble, I have a really strong gut feeling itâll lead into trouble more explosive than an anti-ship reactive torpedo.
âLetâs ignore the matter about Major Serena for now, okay? So how about it, Mei? Are you really willing to marry me?â
âYes. Independent AIs are also recognized as official citizens after all. It is even possible for me to have children with you if you so wish, Master.ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âSeriously?â
âIndeed. Seriously, Master. It requires complicated procedures and considerable expenses though.â
âMan. Science sure is amazingâ¦â¦â
How on earth would I actually conceive a child with Mei whoâs an android? Will it be through a cloning process or something? Or rather, how would you classify a child born out of a human and an independent AI? Itâs seriously stimulating my intellectual curiosity man.
âWell, we got off-track, but weâre clear about the plan, right? No matter what happens, weâll insist on continuing our activities as free mercenaries. To that end, weâre willing to compromise to a certain extent. However, weâll resist no matter what if their conditions end up affecting our current lifestyle far too much. Thatâs about it.â
âYes!â
âAlright.â
âAcknowledged.â
The three ladies nodded. Yosh. Now weâre all on the same page.
âSo what about Tina and Whisker? They havenât come back yet since going to the satellite office, right?â
âYes. It seems they were given jobs to work on by the Space Dwerg company, and they stayed at the satellite office overnight in order to finish them.â
âUwaa, how very blackâ¦â¦â
The dwarves seem more resilient than humans in general, but even so, having them stay overnight to finish tons of work still seems like something black companies would do. Just what is the corporate culture really like in Space Dwerg, I wonder.
As I thought of such things, the buzzer in the dining area rang. That should mean we have visitors, butâ¦â¦?
âDid someone make an appointment, Mei?â
âNo, there wasnât anyone in particular.â
After saying so, Mei turned her gaze toward empty air. She might be interfacing with Black Lotusâ surveillance systems in order to see who the visitor was.
âIt looks like Tina-san and Whisker-san have returned.â
Hm? If so, then why did the buzzer ring? Weâve already given them access rights, so they shouldnât have bothered to ring the buzzer.
âItâs not just Tina-san and Whisker-san. It looks like they brought companions with them.â
âCompanions?â
âYes. Thereâs a dwarven lady like them and some humans as well.â
ââ¦â¦? What do you think, guys?â
âI wonder?â
âIf those two brought these people with them, then theyâre probably related to Space Dwerg. Maybe itâs about that mercenary documentary they told us about back then?â
âAhâ¦â¦ Oh yeah. We did give them priority coverage rights huh.â
âYes. In exchange for a discount. However, we also agreed on some conditions regarding the interviews.â
So maybe these guys are visiting to give their greetings huh? Even so, it would have been better if they set an appointment with us first though. Umu.
âWell, I guess it wonât hurt to hear them out. We could still turn them away later on.â
âRight.â
âEhâ¦â¦ We arenât going to accept the interview?â
Come to think of it, Mimi was really gung-ho about getting interviewed huh.
âIt depends on the situation. In any case, letâs hear them out first.â
After I said so, I matched gazes with Mei. She nodded and activated the holo-display. When the holo-display came online, the mechanic sisters, whose faces became similar to those of Tibetan foxes, appeared before us.
âGlad youâre back, guys. So, who are those folks behind you?â
ãTheyâre people from the entertainment department Bossâ¦â¦ Sorry to bother you, but can you at least hear them out for us? Please?ã
Tina, whose eyes were missing their usual luster, sighed as she pleaded with us. Ah, un. Man. People from mass media are the same in any dimension huh. I guess we better keep our wits about then.