Translator: SFBaka
âItâs been a while. Do you have some business in the imperial capital?â
âYes. Iâve been keeping myself busy in the imperial capital together with my grandfather. Iâm so happy to be able to see Hiro-samaâs visage once more.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âIâm happy to see you again as well, Chris. We were traveling together with an imperial military escort on our way to the imperial capital, so we werenât able to pay you a visit when we passed by the Dexer system. Is it just me, or have you become a little bit more mature since we last saw each other?â
âIs that so? It pleases me to hear you say that, Hiro-sama.â
Chrisâs lips curled into an elegant smile. She really did seem more mature now. Thereâs an anecdote back on Earth that goes something likeãIf one meets a youth again after three days, take a good look, and reevaluate him once more.ã, but the growth of this young girl in front of us might be even greater than what that saying alludes to.
âItâs great to see you again too, Mimi-san, Elma-san. Iâm very happy to reunite with you both once more as well.â
âMe too!â
âIâm glad to see youâre doing well.â
âUm, this seems to be my first meeting with these two lovely ladies. Can you introduce us?â
Chris turned her gaze toward Tina and Whisker. Come to think of it, this really was the first time theyâve seen each other.
âThis red-haired girl is Tina, and this is her little sister, Whisker. They were both dispatched by a ship making company called Space Dwerg as our temporary crew members. Theyâre both really brilliant engineers. And girls, this young lady is Christina Dareinwald. Sheâs the granddaughter and heir of Earl Dareinwald, and we were together with her before we got to meet you guys. We just simply call her with her pet name, Chris.â
âIâm Christina Dareinwald. But please, just call me Chris.â
Chrisâs image projected by the holo-display gave a slight bow to the twins.
âU-Um, the nameâs⦠I mean, my name is Tina. Err, milady.â
âSisâ¦â¦ Um, my name is Whisker. Iâm pleased to meet you, Chris-sama.â
Tina became flustered when she realized she was meeting an imperial noble lady. It helps that Whisker is quite socially adept. Well, Tinaâs just acting like her usual self though.
After the mutual introductions, Chrisâs gaze shifted toward Mimi and narrowed her eyes.
ââ¦â¦As I thought, you really resemble her. No, in fact, you two are nearly identical.â
She nodded to herself while muttering something in a cryptic manner. Hm? Whatâs up? Um, is it just me, or are people always getting taken aback or making puzzled looks whenever they see Mimi since we came here?
âShe resembles someone? Um, who are you talking about, Chris?â
âUmâ¦â¦ Iâm sure you are all familiar with Her Imperial Highness, Princess Luciada, right? â¦â¦Oh, um, I guess not.â
âI canât say I am.â
âIâm only familiar with her name. Um, I think sheâs the Crown Princeâs only daughter, right?â
âThatâs right- Ah, come to think of it, sheâs supposed to be coming of age soon, right? Eh, now just wait a sec⦠Eh?â
After saying so, Elma took out her portable terminal and fiddled with it with blazingly fast hand speed.
ââ¦â¦Youâve gotta be kidding me?â
After fiddling with her terminal, Elma stared fixedly on the terminalâs screen with an openmouthed and shocked expression. Itâs rare to see Elma getting this surprised.
âI take it that you understand what Iâm trying to say now, Elma-san? Um, if Mimi-san attends the award ceremony like this, Iâm sure it will cause a very huge commotionâ¦â¦ Thus, I consulted with my Grandfather and contacted you immediately.â
As Elma listened to Chris, Mimi, Tina, Whisker, and I stood up and peeked at the screen of Elmaâs terminal. And then, we found Mimiâs image displayed on it. Her hairstyle, accessories, as well as clothes were different, but her face was definitely identical to Mimiâs. Uh, well, Mimi wins out in terms of breast size, I guess?
âUmâ¦â¦?â
Mimi was visibly flustered. Well, of course, she would be. In fact, Iâm shocked as well.
Whyâ¦â¦? Really, just why, manâ¦â¦? Elmaâs matter was already a potential cause for a media circus, but why did something like this happen as wellâ¦â¦? Just why?
âUm, would it be fine if we pass it off as sheer coincidence? â¦â¦Err, I guess not.â
âIt probably wonât.â
âNo way.â
âNot happening, Boss.â
âThat wonât do, big brother.â
âSo it really wonâtâ¦â¦â
Chris, Elma, Tina, and Whisker shot me down, and Mimi and I sighed dejectedly.
âWhy donât we ditch the ceremony altogether and run away somewhere? I have a really bad feeling about all this.â
âThatâs going to be next to impossibleâ¦â¦ If we stand Major Serena up and leave her in the lurch, sheâll chase us down to the very ends of the universe yâknow.â
âThatâs terrifyingâ¦â
I have a feeling sheâll really do just that, and Iâm already scared as heck. We do keep running into each other unintentionally a lot ever since we first met her, so I canât even imagine what would happen if she chases after us in earnest.
âW-What should we do? I-Iâm really just an ordinary commoner, okay!? Thereâs no way my family is connected with royalty. This is really just a coincidence.â
It looks like Mimi was a lot more distraught than me. Well, I get it, though. The other party is not just any noble. Sheâs an imperial princess for crying out loud. Looking identical to such an individual just plain smells of trouble. Thereâs a possibility of her being coerced to serve as a body double for the imperial family, or in the worst case, being assassinated in order to prevent the chaos.
However, before those worst-case scenarios, she might first be subjected to DNA testing and genome analysis, but it would be a heck of a lot of trouble if those tests really manage to prove Mimi has imperial blood in her veins. Well, the fact that she looks so similar to that princess is trouble enough as it is.
âH-Hiro-samaaaâ¦â¦â
âItâs gonna be okay. Iâm definitely not going to let anyone take you, Mimi.â
I hugged the flustered and teary-eyed Mimi tight in order to reassure her. Weâll have to come up with something for Mimi. Maybe Elma and Chris can help out with formulating a valid plan.
âSo, what should we do about this?â
âRightâ¦â¦ Mei.â
âYes.â
Mei, who was called out to by Elma, stepped forward from the corner where she stood on standby since earlier.
âCan you help us to plan out some countermeasures?â
âI will offer my utmost support.â
âBut you really do look alike huhâ¦â¦ Are you sure youâre not related, Mimi?â
After the call with Chris, Tina immediately latched on to Mimi and began bugging her. Youâre getting more and more uninhibited, lady.
âOf course notâ¦â¦ Papa and Mama were ordinary colony citizens working in the industrial sector. They, grandma, and grandpa are just commoners.â
âUn. Well, even if your parents claim they are, itâs not necessarily true, right?â
âWell, you do have a point, I guess. But if Mimiâs parents didnât really say anything about it, then weâre at an impasse huh.â
âYeah. But we should be getting some news soon.â
After Elma said so, the buzzer rang and echoed in the lounge, signaling that we had visitors. I turned toward Elma and she just shrugged her shoulders in reply. I activated the holo-display and checked out the ramp outside the ship.
âGeh.â
ãAnd what do you mean by âGehâ huh? Do you have anything against me being here?ã
The holo-display showed Major Serena with her arms crossed, her adjutant, Lieutenant Robbitson, and some more folks who looked part of the military as well who were wearing really fancy uniforms. There were also folks wearing white coats behind them. Doctors, perhaps?
âDo you have business with us, Major?â
ãDonât play dumb. You already know why weâre here, right?ã
âEh? I dunno what youâre talking about maâam.â
ãPlease. This is no time to be making those tasteless jokes of yours.ã
Major Serenaâs image on the holo-display had a vein throbbing on her temple. Looks like she really means business.
âOk, ok. But we really donât get most of the situation, so it would be better if you explained it to us properly first, right? Well? How about it, major?â
ãIâll give it to you straight then. Mimi, one of your crew members, might possibly have the blood of the imperial family, so we came here to ascertain the truth. The people behind me are part of the imperial guards, Sir Zain and Dame Loretta. This gentleman here is the imperial physician, Dr. Falke, and this is Lord Cornell, the director of the Imperial Internal Affairs Bureau.ã
The people introduced by Major Serena all gave light bows. So this is their response huh. They sure are quick.
âSo, depending on the result, youâll possibly take Mimi away? Is that it?â
ãThatâsâ¦â¦ã
Major Serena faltered after hearing my question and turned to the people from the imperial guards and the internal affairs bureau.
âNo matter her lineage, Mimi is part of my crew. Unless permitted by me, her captain, you people canât take her away, and if you force the issue, weâll resist with all we have. If you canât even promise me that, thereâs no way Iâm letting you onboard my ship.â
After hearing my not so subtle threat, the imperial guard duo and the director of internal affairs discussed with each other and nodded in unison.
ãWe promise you that we have no intention of making any immediate actions, even if we do confirm that Mimi-sama is of imperial blood. We would first like to confirm matters, and then consider how weâll deal with it afterward.ã
Lord Cornell addressed us in a composed and sincere manner. Well, I guess itâs fine then. Itâs not an issue we can avoid anyway. And it might actually be a good idea to come under the patronage of the imperial family before strange rumors start spreading and more shady folk start getting ideas. Itâll be next to impossible for us to guard against the schemes of the sly old foxes in the imperial capital after all.
I turned my gaze toward Mimi and Elma to confirm their response. Mimi reluctantly nodded and Elma sighed before nodding as well.
âMan, itâs always one thing after another with you, huh, Bossâ¦â¦? Are you really that much of a trouble magnet?â
âBig brother is really amazing when it comes to attracting trouble, isnât he? Heâs like a trouble singularity.â
I vehemently object to such a title!
Since everyone didnât really need to be present in order to receive the guests, I and Mei were the one who picked the guests up from the shipâs ramp. Mimi and Elma stayed at the shipâs lounge area. Tina and Whisker stayed with them. I actually thought theyâd prefer to stay in their rooms, but due to their insistence, I allowed them to observe the proceedings in a corner of the lounge.
âWelcome to the Black Lotus, everyone.â
âSorry for bothering you all.â
âIf you really are sorry, then how about you turn around and forget this ever happened?â
When I joked around like usual, Major Serena gave me a scary glare. I was just trying to lighten up the atmosphere yâknow.
âItâs my first time to come aboard a mercenary shipâ¦â¦ How novel.â
âThatâs true. But contrary to my image of them, this ship is a lot brighter and more beautiful.â
The internal affairs director, Lord Cornell, and the imperial physician, Dr. Falke, ran their gazes around the ship curiously. The two elderly men walked in a steady and calm manner. The two imperial guards seem to be walking ahead calmly as well, but they were subtly keeping an eye on me and Mei. It looks like they were also checking out the passageway for anything suspicious. How professional.
âOhâ¦â¦â
They let out sighs of admiration when they laid their eyes on Mimi. Or maybe the size and beauty of the lounge area was part of the cause as well. Well, judging from Lord Cornellâs focused gaze, itâs probably more of the former. The imperial guard duo even seemed close to involuntarily kneeling.
âMy name is Cornell, Mimi-sama. Itâs a pleasure to make your acquaintance.â
âY-Yesâ¦â¦ Um, Iâm really that sort of person so⦠so please donât be so formal with me.â
âThat might be the case, or it might not be. At any rate, we will be finding out soon. Dr. Falke?â
âYes. The results will be out straight away. Could you please lend me your hand, young lady?â
Mimi turned toward me nervously with a questioning gaze, and I nodded in reply. After seeing me nod, Mimi resolved herself and thrust her arm toward Dr. Falke. Dr. Falke brought up a rubber thimble attached to a cord that was also attached to his tablet terminal and put it on one of Mimiâs fingers. He then began operating the tablet terminal.
âFumuâ¦â¦ This is-â
Dr. Falke muttered after staring at the results on the tablet screen and removed the thimble from Mimiâs finger.
âAccording to the results, there is a 100% probability of Mimi-sama having the blood of the imperial family.â
After saying so, Dr. Falke knelt down on one knee and bowed reverently toward Mimi. Lord Cornell and the imperial guard duo also followed suit.
âEhâ¦â¦â
Mimi let out a shocked cry and I and Elma covered our eyes with one hand as we looked toward the ceiling.
Oh, man. Just why did this happen?