Translator: SFBaka
âOi, oi! So you brought your woman with you again pal. Youâre trying to get on my nerves arenât you bub? Huuuh!?â
The moment we entered the mercenary guild, I was immediately pestered by the receptionist uncle.
âTime for a shift change.â
âWhaddya mean shift change- Guwaaah!?â
The guild staff oneesan from before saw the commotion and hit the receptionist uncle on the head with a thick looking file holder. Lengthwise. Ouch. The receptionist uncle immediately passed out and was tossed towards the back. The staff oneesan then sat on the now vacant seat.
âIâve just taken over his shift, sir. Are you here to claim the mission rewards and the bounty money?â
âUh, yeah.â
I silently promised myself never to go against this person. She even easily threw a beefy uncle aside with one hand. I donât think sheâs replaced any part of her body with machines or anything. Itâs possible that sheâs had her strength enhanced directly through this worldâs advanced technology⦠But, in any case, sheâs hella scary man.
The guild oneesan checked my records and the subjugation mission rewards and bounty money turned out just as I expected. All in all, the total reward is just a little over 790,000 Enel. It ainât an exact figure because the bounty rewards managed to net me a little extra cash - 8,123 Enel to be exact.
âIâd also like to request for my shipâs maintenance check and ammo resupply.â
âYes, certainly. I believe youâd want canister shells for your shot cannons, chaff, flares and the shield cell re-charging service, correct?â
âYes. Iâll leave them to the guildâs capable hands.â
âPlease rest assured and leave the rest to us.â
The receptionist oneesan displayed her best business smile. Services such as ship maintenance and ammo replenishment are some of the main sources of income for the guild.
âBut you sure performed quite splendidly in this timeâs operation sir.â
âYeah, I guess. I wouldâve wanted to face some tougher characters though. Bet Iâd earn more if I did.â
And, for the record, Iâm being serious here. Sure, there were a lot of small pirate craft. But they were worth pitifully little. Bet their bounties would have been worth more if theyâd had actual skills, but every pirate I fought were of the âshoot-first-think-laterâ variety - small fries, basically. I wouldâve earned better if there were more mid-sized warships among them.
âWell, this star system is actually one with relatively good public order you know. Things like the pirate subjugation mission directly headed by the military this time happen quite rarely here.â
âI see. So youâre saying I should head to a more lawless sector if I want to earn more from the bounty rewards right?â
âHuh? But isnât that really dangerous Hiro-sama?â
âWell of course it is. Those sectors house some pretty nasty characters after all. But the bounty rewards would be much higher. If one has the skills, theyâd definitely be able to make quite a killing in those areas.â
The receptionist oneesan answered Mimiâs question.
Yup. Those kinds of places were really filled with danger. But with my skills and firepower, the pirates in this sector barely posed a threat anymore. Of course, my aimâs not to travel in search of stronger foes to pit my skills against like a battle junkie, but I did want to earn more money if possible.
âBut with Hiro-sanâs skills, I think you really would be able to earn better if you moved to a more dangerous sector.â
âAnd Iâm sure this sectorâs gonna be relatively peaceful for a while after that subjugation mission, right?â
âWell, yes, youâre right. But the missions offered by the guild arenât limited to just hunting down pirates you know. You can also accept escort and cargo transport missions as well.â
âMy ship isnât suited for transporting cargo. And escort missions are a bit of a pain, so no thanks.â
âTo tell you honestly sir, the guild would really like it if you accepted some of these missions.â
âYouâd be better off assigning them to the guys who have proper mercenary fleets working under them.â
Mercenary fleets are composed of several mercenary ships that opted to form into a close-knit group in order to accomplish a larger variety of missions. They were sort of akin to parties in that regard. It was kinda impossible to do an escort mission with just a single ship after all. There was the possibility of the ship youâre escorting getting shot down while youâre busy chasing around enemy pirate ships. And even if you stuck close to the ship youâre escorting, there was still the danger of being unilaterally bombarded by enemy fire from long range.
If there are multiple ships in an escort mission, they would at least be able to divide their roles in order to guard their clients more effectively. But this was impossible if youâre all by your lonesome. So accepting escort missions is impossible for us.
âDonât you want to form a fleet? I think it would be possible for you Hiro-san. Youâve made quite an impressive showing after all. Some guys would definitely be interested.â
âNah, I donât really have any intention of doing that for the time being. Weâve already made some other plans after all.â
I moved my gaze towards Mimi and she responded with a cute smile while blushing slightly. Yep, thereâs a lot on our plate right now. We had plans to go to a medical space station. And thereâs also the matter of earning enough money in order to purchase a detached house with a beautiful garden.
ââ¦I see.â
The receptionist oneesan looked at the two of us with a meaningful smirk on her lips and nodded lightly. I think she might have misunderstood something here man.
âHiro-san looks like he would be able to earn a lot and the two of you seem quite passionate with each other as well. Hiro-san does seem somewhat unreliable at times, but I find that trait of his rather endearing. Are you two going on a honeymoon trip after this? I hope you two enjoy yourselves.â
âEeeh! Uh, um⦠Thank you very much!â
Mimi responded to the neesanâs words with an exceedingly dazzling smile. Eh? Youâre not gonna deny it? Is it okay for our trip to be called a honeymoon? Eh? Eeh!?
âWell, uh⦠Weâre really not going on a honeymoon yâseeâ¦â
âYouâre not?â
âWe arenâtâ¦?â
The receptionist oneesan displayed a surprised expression and Mimi gazed at me with watery eyes.
âWell, uh⦠Maybe we are⦠Itâs something like that, I guess.â
Mimiâs sad expression turned lively once more. The receptionist oneesan looked at the two of us curiously.
âI donât mean to pry, but what exactly is the relationship between the two of you?â
âOur relationship? Itâs kinda complicated. A ship captain and his crew member? You could also call us a guardian and his charge.â
âThatâs right⦠And Hiro-sama is my lifeâs savior and also my⦠master, I guess.â
âHiro-san!?â
Oneesanâs gaze suddenly turned hostile. Oh crap! I have to explain things to her properly or Iâd be at the receiving end of her ridiculous brute strength! Iâll have to choose my words carefully.
âShe was about to be roughed up by some thugs in the 3rd Block, so I went and saved her from them, maâam. Since she turned out to have nowhere else to go, I ended up letting her stay with me instead.â
I unknowingly gave my explanations in a respectful tone. I didnât want to get done in by this scary oneesan after all.
âI was banished into the 3rd Block because of a 300,000 Enel debt my papa and mama left me. Hiro-sama not only took me in but also settled the entire debt along with getting me an unrestricted traveling pass which totaled 500,000 Enel⦠Thatâs why I decided to offer my all to Hiro-sama.â
Mimi followed up with an explanation of her own while displaying a determined expression. After the receptionist oneesan heard her, she closed her eyes and nodded deeply.
âWell now, I guess youâre safe mister.â
âYeah!â
I just received a royal pardon! I went and made a small guts pose. I managed to avoid fatal dangerâ¦!
âA young girl who lost everything encounters a wandering mercenary and the two of them fell in love huh? Itâs just like a story from a romance novel.â
âUh, itâs not really something all that grand yâknow.â
Well, I guess this all started when Mimi ended up giving her chastity to me. Luckily, Mimi doesnât seem to dislike me and was even proactively trying to get closer to me. If things didnât turn out like that, I probably wouldnât have the mind to pursue a relationship with a younger girl.
âThatâs not true at all. Ever since I met Hiro-sama, my days have been filled with nothing but happiness. Hiro-sama is really nice, and you always spoil me too.â
âOh? How exactly does he spoil you?â
âHe just spent 300,000 Enel so we could buy the equipment I wanted to install on the ship.â
âHey, itâs not like I didnât benefit from buying those stuff too yâknow. You donât have to mind it so much Mimi.â
Seeing our interactions, the receptionist oneesan made a delighted smile as she placed one hand over her cheek.
âItâs good that you two get along so well. Maybe I should just quit being a guild receptionist and tag along on Hiro-sanâs ship as a crew member?â
âY- You canât!â
After hearing the receptionist oneesanâs declaration, Mimi suddenly hugged my arm tightly. My arm was wrapped by two soft hills. It felt amazing!
After seeing Mimiâs actions, the receptionist uncle who was tossed towards the back glared at us with eyes that seemed ready to spill tears of blood while biting a handkerchief in chagrin. Furthermore, most of the mercenaries inside the guild building gave me deadly stares.
What? You guys jelly? Keep dreaming folks. I wonât give Mimi to anyone else.
âThatâs unfortunate.â
âUh, guess weâll be going then⦠Oh, right! Thereâs something else I want to ask.â
I was just about to turn around and leave but stopped in my tracks after remembering about a certain matter.
âUm, do you happen to know what Elmaâs situation is? She was a big help when I and Mimi registered as mercenaries but she suffered an accident in the operation, so Iâm a bit worried about her.â
âAh⦠Elma-san huh?â
The receptionist oneesanâs expression turned grim as she made a troubled smile.
âIs she hurt bad or somethingâ¦?â
âNo, sheâs fine for the most part⦠However, as for the penalties imposed by the militaryâ¦â
With that, I got a good idea about Elmaâs situation. It looks like she was slapped with quite the heavy fines.
ââ¦Can she bounce back?â
âItâs a bit⦠No, itâll be quite difficult for her.â
âOhâ¦â
ââ¦â¦?â
Mimi tilted her head in puzzlement after seeing my exchange with the guild oneesan. Well, guess Iâll just explain whatâs going on to her⦠But how will Mimi react?
âYâsee Mimi, Elmaâs currently in quite a pinch because of the repair costs for both her ship and the military warship she crashed onto.â
âThatâs terrible! Uh, butâ¦â
Mimi raised her voice in surprise at first, but her mood quickly deflated like a balloon leaking air and she lapsed into silence.
âUh, well, this sure is difficultâ¦â
Itâs not like I donât have any intention of helping her, but she still hasnât asked for my help, so she might find me meddlesome if I suddenly butt in on her problems. Iâve also just met her a few days prior and she and I were only casual acquaintances, but⦠I guess it canât be helped huh. I have no idea just how bad she has it though.
âWhereâs Elma anyway?â
âSheâs currently trying to find a way to at least pay off the penalties imposed by the military.â
âIf she canât pay it, itâll be [this], right?â
âYes, it would seem so.â
I made a gesture of cutting off my neck with my hand and the receptionist neesan nodded in the affirmative. Thought so. I donât exactly know if sheâll get sent there, but this star system has an orbital prison station where criminals are sent to and forced to engage in harsh mining operations.
âWill she be sent to the orbital prison?â
âYes. But the ratio of male to female criminals over there is quite lopsided in favor of the males. The female inmates seem to have it quite hard, to say the leastâ¦â
âI seeâ¦â
I donât even want to imagine how a female inmate would be treated in a prison filled to the brim with male convicts. I want to do something to prevent Elma from going through that⦠Yeah. Or rather, donât they separate the inmates by gender over there? This countryâs scary.
âCan I ask you to inform me if Elma finds herself unable to settle her problem?â
ââ¦Are you fine with that?â
âYeah. Guess this is fate or something. I still donât know if Iâll be able to help though.â
Thereâs a good chance I wonât be able to help her much as well. The only thing required of me in order to help her was forking out a little bit of money anyway. Sheâd just have to pay me with her body afterward. Wait, I didnât mean literally. I meant taking her in as a crew member. Elma would do nicely as Mimiâs tutor.
Iâll just take a cut from her designated mission rewards in order for her to gradually pay back her debt.
âSpeaking of which, whatâs the standard reward rate for crew members?â
âItâs often based on which roles theyâre assigned to while on-board.â
âWhat about Mimi?â
âMimi-san? Youâre the owner of the ship, arenât you Hiro-san? You automatically get 100%.â
âGuess so huh.â
âWe can evaluate it based on her skills then⦠By the way, pardon me for asking, but are you and him really in that sort of relationship Mimi-san?â
âHuh? Ah, um, yes.â
âIâll include that in the assessment then. So youâre an apprentice crew member with close to zero skills who didnât contribute much in this timeâs operation and also your captainâs lover. Your cut would be about 0.1 to 0.5% give or take.â
â0.5%⦠Isnât that a little too low?â
I tilted my head in thought after hearing Mimiâs reward rate. The total amount of reward money this time is 790,000 Enel. If Mimiâs remuneration rate is just 0.5%, sheâd just get 3950 Enel. If we convert that to Yen, the reward Mimi will get from this operation would just be 395,000 Yen. Ainât that a little too cheap a price for willingly heading into danger and giving up her chastityâ¦? Well, I guess things would look a little better if we consider that Iâm shouldering her food, clothing and providing her with a place to stay, but stillâ¦
âThis is just how it is. If she improves her skills as a ship operator, her cut would increase. But right now, sheâs getting a cut solely based on her being your lover. Even so, it looks like youâre earning quite a bit of money, arenât you Hiro-san? If I stay with you, I bet Iâd earn more than my current monthly salary.â
Looks like sheâs really starting to consider becoming my crew member. Please let me off Miss. I mean, sure youâre absolutely gorgeous, but you can casually toss around a grown man with just one arm. You seem a bit dangerous maâam, so Iâll have to pass.
âT- Three thou- I canât take this much money!?â
âItâs your proper remuneration, so donât worry and just accept it Mimi.â
âEeehâ¦!â
It seems Mimi sees that amount as a lot of money, but for me, it isnât even enough to cover for our bills. The costs for ship maintenance and supply replenishment easily dwarfs Mimiâs current reward rate. In the first place, considering how expensive it is to park a ship in the hangar bay and if we include the cost of food, you wonât be able to stay inside this colony for twenty days without having at least 4,000 Enel. It really was just a paltry sum.
âWeâre not really wanting for cash right now Mimi. In fact, we have plenty. If you think youâre getting too much, wouldnât it be fine if you just saved up the rest of the money?â
âR- Really?â
Mimi doesnât seem to be convinced quite yet, but she did receive her rewards properly. I donât mind the fact that Iâm providing her food, clothing and shelter for free. Not only is she taking care of me properly every day, but she also always manages to put a smile on my face and brighten my mood. In fact, I donât think 0.5% is enough. 5% or even 10% would be fine. But itâs not really my call, so letâs follow the stipulated rates for now. And judging from Mimiâs earlier reaction, she wonât take it very well if she suddenly receives an even bigger amount.
Hmm. Should I open new savings account for Mimi then? Letâs consider it. After we finished receiving our rewards, I got a copy of the standard crew remuneration chart from the guild oneesan and left the guild building with Mimi. We had no more plans for today, so we just walked around some of the shops in the vicinity and then headed back to the ship.
The new ship equipment will be installed by tomorrow. It will also undergo a full maintenance check and get a resupply. These would probably take a few days. Letâs do our best!