Translator: SFBaka
I woke up due to the feeling of someone poking me on the cheek.
I looked up at the familiar ceiling while still feeling half-asleep. The roomâs lighting was dim and easy on the eyes.
I moved my neck to try and get away from the finger poking my cheek, but it was in vain. The devilish finger still continued to poke my cheek.
I guess I have no choice. I gave up and opened my eyes completely to see who the offender was.
âGood morning.â
âGood morning.â
The culprit was Elma. She peered at my face with a grin resembling that of the Cheshire Catâs.
âWhat?â
âOh, nothing. I was just thinking about how innocent your sleeping face actually looks, Hiro. It was so cute.â
âNow look hereâ¦â¦â
Well, I sure as heck donât have a face resembling a damn boulder or something, but I donât really think Iâm anything close to being baby-faced. Oh, didnât they say something about Asians looking younger than their age from the perspective of Westerners back on Earth? Maybe I looked younger than my actual age in Elmaâs eyes.
âWell, I guess Iâm still just a brat compared to Elma-oneechan.â
I retorted sarcastically as I got up from the bed with a yawn. No matter how you looked at her, she only seemed to be in her early twenties. Heck, she could probably pass off as a teenager even. But, as evidenced by her long and pointed ears, Elma was an elf. Contrary to her young appearance, she was actually twice as old as me. Iâm not sure what her exact age is though.
In her eyes, perhaps someone who hasnât even reached his thirties like me was still just a young brat.
ââ¦â¦â
âHey?â
I turned my gaze toward Elma who suddenly got all quiet and found her displaying a surprised expression that was strangely frozen in place. Whatâs up with her? Was there something that made her all stiff like this?
âI-Itâs nothing. Yeah, nothing. Câmon. Hurry and get up already.â
Elma, whose face turned bright red, hurriedly turned away and quickly left the room. Since it was so sudden, the moment I reacted, I was only able to get a glimpse of her retreating back.
ââ¦â¦What the heck?â
Seriously. What the heck was that all about?
âBoss, did you have a fight with Elma or something?â
A lady who looked like a young girl with bright red hair prodded me from across the table. She wasnât really as young as she looked. In fact, she was actually the same age as me.
âNo. I havenât really done anything to upset her, I thinkâ¦â¦â
I took a quick shower after getting up and proceeded to have breakfast in the dining area of the break room. I was just doing my usual routine, but for some reason, Elma kept avoiding me. As soon as she catches sight of me, she would either hide quickly or leave the room.
âIt was Elma-sanâs turn to wake big brother up today, right? Did something happen when she did so?â
A blue-haired lady whose face looked similar to the red-haired lady inquired. She was the red-haired ladyâs twin sister. They were actually not humans, but dwarves. The women of their race all looked like young girls even as adults. Even though they looked delicate, they were physically much stronger than an adult human male, so if you hit on them thinking that they were powerless to resist, youâd get another thing coming.
âNo, I donât think I did anything that would make her angry back then. â¦Well, she did keep poking my cheek and said my sleeping face was cute, so I acted like a kid and called her Elma-oneechan. Thatâs all I did.â
âUnâ¦â¦?â
âIt certainly doesnât seem like something worth being angry about, right?â
Well, it did involve age so I suppose thatâs something that might get on the nerves of some people. But in the first place, Elma wasnât the type to get angry if you mention her age. The twin sisters in front of me havenât spent as much time with Elma as I have, but I could tell that much since weâve been together for a while.
âRight! Wasnât Elma the youngest child in her family?â
âYeah, thatâs right.â
Elma had an elder brother and an elder sister. She was actually the youngest daughter.
After hearing her twin elder sister Tinaâs words, the little sister Whisker hit her palm with a fist as if in realization.
âWasnât she simply surprised because you suddenly called her Elma-oneechan?â
âEhâ¦â¦ Thatâs a thing?â
It was something hard for me to relate to. In other words, she was hit by the so-called gap moe[1] effect? Elma was? And I caused it? Really?
âWell, sheâll probably get back to normal after a while. In any case, weâre about to arrive, right, Boss?â
âYeah. We should be arriving soon.â
The mother star system of the elves, the Refill system, was just around the corner.
âGood morning, you two.â
âGood morning, Hiro-sama!â
âGood morning, Master.â
When I entered the cockpit of our mothership, Black Lotus, I found two women already inside. Both of them greeted me back in turn.
The girl with light-brown hair who called me Hiro-sama was Mimi.
I saved her from a dangerous situation while wandering around a colony a while back, and after some twists and turns, she became a part of my crew. At first, she was a total amateur. But she gradually increased her skills, and now, she not only served as a first-class ship operator but also handled everything related to supplies and trading with our mothership, Black Lotus. She was now an invaluable part of our crew.
In fact, she was actually an emperorâs grand-niece. In other words, she was the granddaughter of the emperorâs younger sister. She could have managed to join the imperial family but said that she would rather be just a regular colony citizen from Termaine Prime instead. And now, sheâs still with us.
The name of the jet-black-haired beautiful lady who called me âMasterâ was Mei. She looked like a regular human at first glance, but sheâs actually a maidroid - in other words, a maid robot.
She was generously customized with high-end parts, and she boasted exceptional performance as a maidroid. She not only worked as a maid but also a starship pilot, combat specialist, among other things. She was my ideal vision of âthe ultimate maidâ given form. She also served as my mentor in swordsmanship. She was a strict mentor whose training policy was the embodiment of the sayingãNo pain, no gain.ã
âWe will be arriving in the Refill system soon. The estimated time of arrival is twenty-two minutes from now.â
âGotcha. Once we arrive in the Refill system, weâll sortie with Krishna first to facilitate quick response to possible emergencies before heading together to Refill Prime colony with the Lotus.â
âUnderstood.â
Mei nodded and accepted my instructions without any qualms. On the other hand, Mimi tilted her head curiously.
âWouldnât we still be able to perform a quick emergency sortie in case something happens even if we stayed inside the Lotus?â
âYeah, we could. But thatâs assuming nothing really serious happensâ¦â¦â
âAhâ¦â¦ I see.â
The light disappeared from Mimiâs eyes as she showed signs of resigning herself to fate. I was probably making the same expression.
âJudging from the usual patterns we find ourselves in most of the time, itâs very possible that weâll encounter some sort of trouble along the way. So weâll get into formation first so we can flexibly deal with anything that might come our way. I see. Itâs a very rational plan.â
Mei concluded things on her own. Or rather, an advanced AI like Mei actually confirmed there really was a regular pattern after all. Ainât that kinda bad?
âAnyway, thatâs how it is. Sorry, but Iâll have to leave the Lotus to you again, Mei. Head on over to Krishna to prep for launch, Mimi.â
âOkay.â
âPlease leave it to me, Master.â
I nodded back to the two of them and headed out of the cockpit along with Mimi.
âSo thatâs why Elmaâs acting a little bit weird.â
âUn? So something like that happened?â
I continued discussing with Mimi until we got to Krishnaâs cockpit and found Elma already standing by inside it. I did send her data terminal a message earlier so I suppose she immediately headed for the cockpit as soon as she saw it. The Black Lotusâ cockpit was located near the center of the ship, so it was a bit far from the hangar that Krishna was parked in.
âIâve finished the systems check. Iâm now running the shipâs diagnostic program.â
âThank you. Iâm glad youâre back to your usual self now.â
âIt was nothing, okay. Just forget it.â
Apparently, Elma didnât want to talk further about her strange behavior in the morning. Well, maybe letting things slide here is an instance of what youâd call a warriorâs compassion huh. Iâm no warrior though.
âThe shipâs perfect. Sheâs practically like sheâs brand new.â
She muttered the result she got from the diagnostics program. Afterward, Tina and Whisker appeared on the cockpitâs main screen.
ãWell of course she is. Weâre very thorough yâknow?ã
Tina placed her hands on her hips and puffed out her meager chest on the other side of the screen. The dwarf sisters Tina and Whisker were both excellent starship engineers. However, theyâre not official crew members of Krishna and Black Lotus but were instead sent to us by the company theyâre working for, Space Dwerg, along with my purchase of the Lotus from them⦠But theyâve recently become quite familiar with life on the ships. Isnât it about time for the two of them to resign from Space Dwerg and become official crew members already? Thatâs what I think anyway.
âI guess we have to take our hats off to you guys huh. By the way, have you guys prepared your hearts yet?â
ããPrepared our hearts?ãã
âWeâll be staying around the Refill system for a while, so we might use the ship to bait pirates again.â
After hearing my words, the two exchanged looks, nodded to each other, and took out a spanner and wrench from who knows where.
ãPlease do it in moderation, okay?ã
ãDonât go overboard, okay, Boss?ã
âOkayâ¦â
I succumbed to their not-so-subtle persuasion. Well, even though I spoke surrender, I donât plan on holding back though. Even if they werenât official crew members, I still want them to focus their effort on working as long as theyâre still tagging along with us. And then weâll make more money together. Perfect, ainât it?
[1] TL Notes: Gap Moe is when a character does something completely contradictory to what their usual habits/personality/character/appearance dictates. For example, a super serious and super strict character suddenly acting like an innocent maiden. Or in this case, Hiro acting like a younger boy. It triggered Elmaâs inner shotacon XD