âEh? Somethinâ like that happened!?â
âAahâ!?â
After Airia and the other two returned to the orphanage facility, we exchanged info about what happened during the day while having dinner, and Tina ended up raising her voice in concern. Yeah, this was only natural, right? I mean, anyone would be surprised if they learned that a bigshot noble fell in love at first sight with their best friend.
By the way, was it really alright to ignore your little sister like that? You knocked down her mug and spilled all her beer, and sheâs teary-eyed already yâknow?
âW-Whatâre we gonna do, Boss!? Is it bad if we contact Airia and tell her about it!?â
âNo, just leave them beâ¦â¦ Both of them are proper adults anyway, and Iâm sure theyâll be able to work things out among themselves.â
âThatâs no good, Boss! A commoner woman canât hope to refuse if she gets eyed by a noble!â
âHuhâ!?â
âAahâ!?â
Tina slammed her hands on top of the dining table and bellowed. Uh, could you please ease up a bit, Tina? This huge table just got bent for an instant just like in an over-the-top gag anime. Even the plates jumped around comically. Kugiâs pseudo-inarizushi ended up diving on top of Mimiâs dinner. Even my meal was now an absolute mess.
âCalm down. That may be true, but wouldnât it be wrong for us to intervene in the matter? Well, if Hartmutâs just being reckless and is simply toying around with Airia, I wouldnât hesitate to intervene yâknow? But no matter how you look at it, he wasnât like that at all. He even mentioned having her get adopted by House Radius. They apparently owe him a favor or something, and Hartmutâs willing to use it for Airia instead of something else, soâ¦â¦ Itâs a bit hard for me to say anything since heâs that serious about it.â
Hartmut and I were already working partners after all. Heâs a pretty honest guy, and since heâs the eldest son of a nobleman and the governor of a colony, heâs got plenty of status and power. Heâs also good-looking. Their difference in social status might pose a problem, but since heâs made up his mind, I think itâs better to allow him to do whatever he wants.
But even if Airia were to be adopted by Baronet Radius, there were still plenty of concerning bits, such as whether or not Airia would be able to act the part of a noblewoman in the first place.
Or rather, does Hartmut not have a fiancée? If heâs a viscountâs eldest son, thereâs a good chance heâs gotten saddled with a fiancée at a young age, so I wonder what heâs planning to do regarding Airia? Was he going to make her his concubine? Or maybe a mistress? Like a local wife or something like that? Itâs unclear what he thinks about the matter himself, but I donât think itâs something we need to concern ourselves with.
âBossâ¦â¦â
âHuh?â
âAre ya really okay with Airia beinâ used as a plaything by that damn noble!?â
âWerenât you listening earlier!? Are you actually drunk!?â
She should have only had one or two sips of alcohol earlier, so whatâs wrong with Tina?
âYou really become no-good when it comes to Airia huh? I understand that Airiaâs really important to you, Tina. However, like I said, isnât she already a proper adult? Even if Hartmut does ask Airia to go out with him, the one who should decide whether to accept or decline is Airia herself, and not the worrywart Tina-chan, right?â
âAnd like I said, ya wonât be able to refuse even if ya wanted to if the one askinâ ya out was a noble. If things go bad, youâd only lose face in public and get done in.â
âItâs true that getting publicly shamed is bad, but ainât going off on the other party from the get-go even more of a disgraceâ¦â¦? And I donât think heâs that kind of guy in the first place.â
âGununuâ¦â¦ You always have a retort, donât ya!?â
âThat goes for the both of usâ¦â¦â
It looks like Tina really gets unreasonable when it comes to matters regarding Airia. Her mentality seems to be unstable, or ratherâ¦â¦ her distrust of imperial nobility was even greater than usual. I believe Baronet Radius was serving as this colonyâs governor when Tina was still living here, but did something happen to her in connection to him during that time?
âOkay, okay. Itâs my bad. Youâre fine with me simply warning Hartmut, right? Airiaâs a modest and exemplary imperial subject, so if the eldest son of a viscount like him were to pursue her, thereâs a good chance sheâd agree even if she didnât really want to. So, Iâll tell him to consider that when dealing with her. All good?â
ââ¦â¦But that wonât stop that bastard noble from sticking around her.â
âYou should allow that much, at leastâ¦â¦ I canât say Iâm all that familiar with Hartmut, but one canât simply suppress their feelings of love and admiration for someone regardless of what others say, right? I believe this is what most onlookers like us can do. Rather, if we tried to forcefully intervene, I have a feeling things will become even more of a mess.â
ââ¦â¦â
Did she get persuaded by my words? Tina looked down and stopped talking back. Before I knew it, the rest of the crew members except for us two had taken shelter at the other tables and were looking over at us. You guys. Donât put me in the spotlight and run away on your ownâ¦â¦ Well, Iâd do the same if I were in their shoes, so I guess I couldnât blame them too much.
âUuâ¦â¦â
âHuh?â
âFuguâ¦â¦ Uuâ¦â¦ Ueeeeeâ¦â¦â
âWhy are you cryingâ¦â¦?â
I got troubled when Tina suddenly started bawling. I tried to look at Elma and the others for help, but they shook their heads, displayed X signs with their arms, and looked down. Theyâre leaving it to me, huh? I seeâ¦â¦ Well, I was the one who made her cry after allâ¦â¦ Rightâ¦â¦?
âYouâve been emotionally unstable ever since coming to this colony, Tina. Geez. Really.â
I scratched my head, got up from my seat, and sat next to Tina instead. I then started patting her back.
âIâm sorry fer actinâ all willful, Bossâ¦â¦ Ueeââ¦â¦â
âYes, yesâ¦â¦ Itâs fine.â
Tina clung to me and continued crying. Due to her looks, the sense of guilt I felt when seeing the crying Tina wasâ¦â¦ Sheâs like this now, but she was usually a big drinker who guzzled highly flammable alcohol like there was no tomorrow. This girl.
âDonât cry. Iâm not really angry, okay?â
When I said that, she cried even more. I think the best thing to do was to stay silent and keep patting her back until she finished crying her heart out.
âGood work.â
âMm.â
She ended up tiring herself out after crying and went straight to sleepâ¦â¦ Well, not really. Tinaâs eyes were a bit swollen after all that crying, so I left her to Wiska and went back to the dining hall, where Elma and the rest welcomed me.
âI guess even a lady-killer like you also has it hard huh?â
âOh câmon. I ainât some lady-killerâ¦â¦ Man, Iâm hungry.â
I shrugged my shoulders in response to Lindaâs quip and brought the already cold dinner to my mouth. As expected, even Tetsujinâs food wonât taste good when cold. Iâll still eat the meal though. Itâs a waste not to.
âAnyway, is it actually possible for Ms. Airia to be the wife of a noble young master?â
âYoung master? Heâs more than a bit older than you, yâknowâ¦â¦ I donât mind it personally, but what do you think, Miss Viscountâs daughter Elma-san?â
âYouâre asking me? I ran away from my house to become a mercenary you know?â
âEhâ¦â¦ Ms. Elma isâ¦â¦ Eh? Seriously?â
âItâs true. They have a huge mansion in the capital.â
Mimi spread her arms wide to emphasize how big the mansion was. Well, it was truly quite big though.
âCome on, itâs not that bigâ¦â¦ The Black Lotus is way bigger. So, you wanted my opinion, right? Well, thereâs basically no problem. Some people will complain about her lineage, of course. But if she becomes the illegitimate daughter of Baronet Radius, sheâd have no trouble with being a concubine. It might cause some trouble for House Radius, but since that will allow them to repay their debt to Hartmut, I believe theyâd be willing to suffer that much disgrace in exchange for some sort of favor.â
âIllegitimate?â
âMeaning sheâd become someone born between a noble and someone whoâs not that nobleâs legal spouse.â
âIn other words, youâre saying Ms. Airia will end up being the former governorâs child?â
âThatâs right. Isnât that better than simply getting adopted? The reputation of Baronet Radius will probably plummet though.â
Since Airia would only be acknowledged when sheâs already an adult, Baronet Radiusâ reputation will probably be in tatters both from within and outside of his family. Well, by the time he was removed from the position of colony governor, his reputation was probably lower than trash already anyway. So, in a sense, heâd take no damage from Airiaâs case.
âHeeââ¦â¦ So, whatâs this âkonkyubaynâ thing?â
âItâs pretty much the idea of nobles having second and third wives in addition to their official spouse. In our case, Mimi is the legal wife, and I, Kugi, Tina, Wiska, Dr. Shouko, as well as Mei are all concubines.â
ââ¦â¦â
I decided to remain silent. Nothing good will come out of me commenting about something like that. I do believe I love everyone equally though. Everyone is unique, and theyâre all good women.
âHmmmâ¦â¦â
Lindaâs gaze hurts. Yes, Iâm indeed a damn scumbag. But I wonât apologize. Now that itâs come to this, Iâll continue working happily as a mercenary so everyone can be happy as well.
âI donât know much about the etiquette of imperial nobles, but will Airia-sama be able to adapt to them properly?â
âIâm sure itâll work out one way or another. If push comes to shove, there are ways to pound that knowledge directly into oneâs brain after all.â
Since there was tech to extract info from the brain, Iâm sure thereâs also tech to cram knowledge in. Iâve already heard of enhancement surgery that improves the brainâs processing ability.
âHiroâs words are a bit extreme, but thatâs more or less true. The empire isnât lacking in that sort of technology, so given a little time, anythingâs possible. In any case, if they take those measures, itâs not difficult for those two to get together. The rest is up to them, right?â
âUp to them, huhâ¦â¦? I wonder what Ms. Airia is going to do?â
âThatâs the question, isnât it? But itâs common to see a commoner woman falling in love with a noble prince in holo novels and dramas!â
âThatâs true. Falling for a slightly bad-boy type mercenary is a common trope too.â
After saying so, Linda turned toward me. Câmon, Iâm not some bad boy either. Iâm an upstanding mercenary with great manners and conduct. Eh? Would an upstanding mercenary with great manners and conduct misuse a Singing Crystal to destroy a Federation fleet, you ask? No idea.
âNo matter how passionate Hartmut is about Airia, heâs not going to make his move straight away. The drug warehouse and manufacturing facility still needs to be dealt with, and the pandemic hasnât ended yet.â
âHiroâ¦â¦ Youâ¦â¦â
âEh? Ahâ¦â¦ No, no, itâs gonna be fine. Iâm sure itâs gonna be just fine!â
After all, I should be freed from the jinx of the words I blurt out suddenly coming true!